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Phone Tap: Numb Tongue · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: Thank you for calling pharmacy. This is James. How can
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Speaker 1: I help you? My name's Harry. Sorry, what was that again?
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Speaker 1: My name is Harry. Did you say your name is Harry? Yeah? Okay, Hi,
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Speaker 1: how can I help you? Harry? Hi? Um, So, I
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Speaker 1: don't know if you can tell, but there's a problem
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Speaker 1: going on with my tongue. Um. Did you say that again? Oh? Okay,
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Speaker 1: there's a problem with my tongue. Oh you're you're you
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Speaker 1: have a tongue issue, that's it. Yeah, the pink thing
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Speaker 1: in my mouth? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's what
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Speaker 1: I'm calling. Do you guys have anything to help with
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Speaker 1: numb tongue? Did you say numb tongue? Numb tongue? Because
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Speaker 1: I can't feel it. Um, this is a pharmacy. If
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Speaker 1: you have a prescription for something, I could help you.
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Speaker 1: But if you're just dealing with that. You might it
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Speaker 1: just happened because I was on a camping trip over
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Speaker 1: the weekend and I had too many old fashions. You
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Speaker 1: know though you had two what old fashions? Too many
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Speaker 1: old fashions like a drink? Yeah, they drink I had.
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Speaker 1: I had a ton of them. And then my butt.
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Speaker 1: You Guyon, he guard me, you like a tailor hit.
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Speaker 1: I did it? Look what a tailor hits? A trailer hitch?
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Speaker 1: Yeah for the numb tongue. I know it's hard to
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Speaker 1: understand me. You might want to contact your doctor since
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Speaker 1: I'm having a hard time hearing you. Seems like you're
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Speaker 1: in a situation where you definitely want to go to
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Speaker 1: a doctor. But but you like you have all the
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Speaker 1: dogs where you So maybe you can help me. Because
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Speaker 1: Lyon met me twenty dollars that I went like the
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Speaker 1: toiler hits. Okay, it sounds like you had a fun time,
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Speaker 1: but I think I can't just give you drugs. It
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Speaker 1: was not that fun because it's really cold, and my
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Speaker 1: tongue got stuck on hits. So your tie got stuck
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Speaker 1: on a trailer hitch because it was cold. That's not good.
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Speaker 1: And I finally got off, and I tried putting chili
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Speaker 1: powder on it to heat it up. You put chili
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Speaker 1: powder on your cold arm to heat it up, make
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Speaker 1: it hot. Okay, so that's like tarn stock but doesn't
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Speaker 1: know what to do. Wow. Um, I have never heard
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Speaker 1: of that before. Um. I've heard of one of those
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Speaker 1: putting your tongue onto something cold, but I've never heard
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Speaker 1: of doing either of those together. Probably a lot for
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Speaker 1: your tongue. Yeah, I mean you said it. I'm not
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Speaker 1: gonna lie like my mouth is putting mess up right now?
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Speaker 1: Do you mean give me menthon for tongue stock. I
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Speaker 1: don't have anything I could just give you. You need
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Speaker 1: to have a prescription. I can. I cannot afford to
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Speaker 1: see a doctor. Do you think I'd be looking at
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Speaker 1: tailor hit if I had health and stance Because you're dreaming.
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Speaker 1: I'm what you're doing, you know, just get your sleep
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Speaker 1: and the images in your head you're saying, you're saying
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Speaker 1: if I'm dreaming, Yeah, yeah, if I have health and sans,
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Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. I can only
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Speaker 1: say you probably shouldn't have done that. Oh okay, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I didn't know. I've called a deadnit police the police.
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Speaker 1: We don't need to call the police. What did you
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Speaker 1: just say. I didn't have calling the judgment police. You
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Speaker 1: have judging on me. I could barely understand what you're saying, Harry.
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Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know. Okay. Look, so I have
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Speaker 1: a piping hot cup of coffee here. I think if
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Speaker 1: I slowly get my tongue into it, then it would
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Speaker 1: wake up. I wouldn't do that. Yeah, well, you're not
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Speaker 1: gonna help me. You let me go for your doctors,
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Speaker 1: though I'm thinking to do it. Here you go. Wait, wait,
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Speaker 1: hold on, don't hold wait, wait, wait, wait, Harry, don't
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Speaker 1: hold on, Harry. Now, I'm like temas now and my nose. Wait,
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Speaker 1: you did you say your nose? What did you do
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Speaker 1: to your nose? There's nothing I can do for you.
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Speaker 1: You need to go to a doctor now. Okay, Well
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Speaker 1: that's not true because you could laugh when I tell
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Speaker 1: you this is a prank phone call. What yeah, I
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Speaker 1: mean you don't know this, but my name's actually jeff
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Speaker 1: from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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Speaker 1: What are you talking about. There's nothing wrong with my tongue.
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Speaker 1: I'm just doing a phone tap on you. Yeah, your
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Speaker 1: buddy Trent set you up for this whole thing. Unbelievable.
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Speaker 1: I cannot believe it. Told me that customers have just
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Speaker 1: been asking you a bunch of stupid questions lately, so
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Speaker 1: he wanted us to prank you. Oh God, don't worry.
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Speaker 1: It's a joke. But I think maybe if I lick
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Speaker 1: some handwoman, it'll fix it. All right. I know that
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Speaker 1: you're not real. Now, help me wake up every morning
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