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Phone Tap PODCAST: Rolando Subway · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And these days, the
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Speaker 1: ability to order your food online ahead of time makes
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Speaker 1: getting meals faster and easier than average. Oh my gosh,
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Speaker 1: it is. It's like a new world life changing it Well,
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Speaker 1: normally it's easier, okay, but not today. Why Today, it's
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Speaker 1: actually much more complicated, especially when the person in charge
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Speaker 1: of preparing your food is Jose's character Rolando. Oh no,
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Speaker 1: you don't know Rolando. He's the Latin lover who's an
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Speaker 1: expert in the art of sensuality. And today he calls
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Speaker 1: a guy who just put in an online order for
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Speaker 1: a sandwich, and Rolando has some interesting suggestions to take
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Speaker 1: his boring lunch order to the next level. It's your
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Speaker 1: brand new phone tap right now. Hello, Hello, this is
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Speaker 1: Rolando with Subway Sandwich shop. I am looking for Ben Please.
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Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to you about your online order.
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, is it ready? It is not ready, because
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Speaker 1: I am very conflicted in regard to your choices, sir.
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Speaker 1: I'm conflicted. How I see here that you order the
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Speaker 1: honeyoat bread. Yeah, normally that would be an excellent choice,
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Speaker 1: but that is not good today. Oh okay? What? Why
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Speaker 1: isn't it good today? The honey oat I have tasted it.
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Speaker 1: While it is muy flavorful, the crispiness of the oats
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Speaker 1: don't reach my standard for excellence. Not for you, sir.
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Speaker 1: I usually just order it and it's always the same.
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Speaker 1: It never really tastes any different, trust me, being they
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Speaker 1: call me a sandwich artist for a reason. I know
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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Okay, Are you saying that I should
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Speaker 1: have something else then? Or I thought you would never ask?
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Speaker 1: My heart lies with the Italian herbs and cheese. Your heart, lease,
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Speaker 1: my soul speaks to me when I find a bread
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Speaker 1: that is light and flaky with a perfect amount of
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Speaker 1: her barbarous It floated on my tongue being Maybe I'm
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Speaker 1: mistaken here, but this is Subway Sandwiches. That's called me, right,
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Speaker 1: yea Subway fresh. I've just never had somebody cared as
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Speaker 1: much about my sandwich before. This is a little weird.
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Speaker 1: You have no idea my frame. For some making a
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Speaker 1: good subway sandwich is just a job. But for me,
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Speaker 1: making a sub is like making love to a beautiful woman.
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Speaker 1: What possibly complex, but oh so rewarding. No. Um, so
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Speaker 1: we're going to go Italian herbs and cheese. No, I
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Speaker 1: guess so. But can I get the sandwich soon? You know,
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Speaker 1: I'm on my lunch break and it's yes, almost almost.
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Speaker 1: I was visibly shaken by your vegetable selection, sir. My
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Speaker 1: vegetables always Oh I got with lettuce. Yes, I know
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Speaker 1: that is the problem. How is it a problem? I
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Speaker 1: always just get lettuce. Well, if I may be so
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Speaker 1: humble as to suggest the baby spinach as a superior option,
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Speaker 1: I like my sandwich. How I always get it with
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Speaker 1: just the lettuce. Okay, but today you will get a
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Speaker 1: baby spinach. No, no, I just want to get the lettuce.
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Speaker 1: I will put you down for the spinach, and no
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Speaker 1: you can come. No, no you won't, No you won't.
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Speaker 1: I want your regular lettuce. I cannot let that happen.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry your lunch will be a travesty. This is ridiculous. Okay,
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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get a say what from subway?
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Speaker 1: No problem, sir, I'm going to tell you something. You
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Speaker 1: promise it stays between you and Rolando. Can you just
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Speaker 1: please hurry. I'm just I want to get the sandwich done. Okay,
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Speaker 1: see yes. Now, to be honest, I did something despicable
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Speaker 1: to the Latest. Despicable. I cannot go in too much
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Speaker 1: detail for legal purposes, but I can say you do
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Speaker 1: not want to eat the Latest, not today, Sarah. Give
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Speaker 1: up to the lettuce. Are you kidding me? That's discussing.
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Speaker 1: I want to supervisor. I cannot do that, Sarah, because
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Speaker 1: my name is not Rolando and I'm actually not even
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Speaker 1: out of subway. What are you talking about? This is
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Speaker 1: jose from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm doing
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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your boss Manny actually set
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Speaker 1: you up. He said you always are a lunch of
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Speaker 1: subway and wanted to message your name. Are you sure?
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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? I'm not kidding you, bro I'm
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Speaker 1: so sorry. This is Manny's fault. Take it out on him.
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Speaker 1: When you said you give something because a lettuce, I
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Speaker 1: was like, wait, what, that's illegal? What's I haven't even
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Speaker 1: told you what I've done? Do they call cut three?
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