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#MattMakesASandwich: The Staircase Documentary & Fantastic Four (2015) · Multiple Nerdgasm

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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all
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bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis
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Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra and sometimes Dave you don't
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understand how sick it makes me feel the fact that I wanted to have sex with my
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own daughter and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you wake up in the middle
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of the night with a little sashwat panus inside of you multiple nerdgasm your
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guide to All Things
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nerdy I've got some bad news for Luke to begin with if I may I'm sorry buddy well
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it's not the worst news it's good news overall for me especially um now we
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weren't able to get you to Mars unfortunately no as the listeners
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probably know there're still a chance they haven't announced the final crew
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yet yeah well I mean yeah but you didn't actually apply Luke so I think even when
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they do announce the crew it's probably not going to be you buddy it's not the
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fault of Mars Juan or anybody like that it's it's it's pretty much entirely your
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fault literally entirely is your fault
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cuz you didn't subit Ro yeah yeah M so uh so unfortunately you will not be
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traveling to Mars with the Mars One mission perhaps we can get you on some
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of the mission later but but my name is going to Mars
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oh so how now I was going to hold this over you but your name can go as well
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and so can yours Dan and so can yours listeners uh Insight which is a Lander
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that they'll be sending to Mars um they are it's scheduled to blast off in FIB
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2016 and if you go to the NASA website now you can submit your name to be
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popped on a little microchip that they will have in the Lander I don't know if
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it's physically readable or if it's just in the you know in the chip but you can
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pop your name in there as well and they they did the same thing for uh for
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curiosity I think in some of the other Rovers as well so it's basically you
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know in the future or at some point if aliens or future human civilization find
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the device they will have a hit list of people to come that's exactly what I was
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thinking Luke it's like they're going to find this they're going to be like who
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left their [ __ ] junk on my planet oh here's a list of people
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responsible number one Matthew ham if it's been that long and they can find me
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please look if knock at the door one morning and it's a little Maran and he's
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like did you leave this on my doorstep I'll be like no sir but please come in
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we'll let's discuss this put away your comically large little Blaster you've
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got there yeah now we can discuss where you're going to put that thing later uh
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just come in have a cup of tea and we'll talk about it so yeah so if you want to
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get your name on uh name to Mar the link will be in the show notes and uh and
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obviously I'll send it over to Luke as well so that he
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can he can finally hopefully Luke Just
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for future this included um if you do download the
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form you do have to do the next step and fill out the form yeah oh this one is
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just just downloading the form alone not enough I also paid them $33 for the form
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well you know what this this one you have to pay them anything so I mean is
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this free yeah iume this was like a fundraising thing no no no I didn't pay
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anything no just just pop your details in there and they send you this uh
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little boarding pass which is kind of cute and it's got your details weird why
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is it free it's almost like they're trying to see like who are the people
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who would give their details to NASA I think NASA just really wants to
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encourage people to get more interested in space I think NASA just wants to know
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that people still like yeah exactly because you know since the'
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60s interest kind of dropped off kids don't have posters of space on the wall
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anymore and cuz as we know Luke and I uh went there yeah and they were pushing
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that [ __ ] no wait we didn't go there I went there no sorry we we meant to go
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there it's all right Luke he didn't take me either we were meant to go but the con
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at the hotel [ __ ] us not literally
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literally literally and so went so long that they missed the bus to Nessa we
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very very busy did you have to watch while he [ __ ] Matt and then wait while
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he [ __ ] you Luke yeah I don't know why he could just do both at the same time
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well I don't know logistically how that would happen well no no but I bet like
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why was it we had to wait like an hour in between sessions for the next one to
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happen why well because he had to recover some people's recovery period is
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longer than others oh okay then he had a big bottle of power a and he was a
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really slow drinker but and he insisted on finishing it before he moved on hey
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I I I've got to talk about something serious but not really cuz I'm only
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going to talk about the weird parts of it right okay sure so recently and I can
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put this link in the show notes but recently I had to produce um and
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actually do the voice over for so it makes it a little bit more sural um an
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educational video about this corruption in the indes Ian courts right right
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where um a woman tried to sue a private school and say that her son was molested
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by uh the cleaning staff and then um the school said oh you can't sue us for this
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because the cleaning staff are actually through a private uh contractor not
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employees of the school and she went oh sorry did I say the cleaning staff I
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meant um these two specific teachers so um they were arrested and and and
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they're being charged they're free now actually actually so that's that's great
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but um yeah considering that sounds very suspicious that's right exactly but the
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fact that it got to court and everything was like only in [ __ ] Indonesia could
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this even have gotten this far right the sad thing what she was probably hoping
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for was here's some money for you to show away so we don't have to worry
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about that's right yeah that's right but schools don't admit that their teachers
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rape kids do you know what I mean when they don't oh they don't they don't a
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all right no no no but the funny part of the the funny part of the story right
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is that um which kind of made this the weirdest thing ever in terms of why did
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this not just get laughed out of court is that she said that the teachers had
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antiz her son with a magical blue stone
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that They Carried around what and every time they brought out this yeah every
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time they brought out this blue stone he would um basically submit to their will
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and then have no knowledge of the rapes and this got to this went to court yeah
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yeah that was argued in court Jesus yeah well I'm glad they were found guilty cuz
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that would be terrifying correct yeah but unfortunately it's still going to be
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out there that they went to court for it so there's always going to be some
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nagging down in the back of people's mind not in my mind Luke I think it's
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pretty clear cut I know not in Al but I'm saying like imagine in 5 years time
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that teacher goes to a new school yeah word gets around that at one stage they
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were in court and they're going to be like show us this blue stone yeah turn
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out your pockets we know you've got it on you
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yeah no because the second they show it they forget right in fact if that happens I
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hope that he goes I have shown you three times
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already stop asking that's great well speaking of magical
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Powers um the mayor of Jackson in
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Mississippi in the United States mhm uh
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has a fairly unique method I think of solving um one of the common problems
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people have with the roadways and and things in in large cities you get a lot
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of potholes from damage and and particularly you know from rain and
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things like that it could become a big problem uh so he tweeted recently and uh
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and he says yeah I believe we can pre potholes away Moses prayed and a sea opened
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up so uh yeah you can't argue that logic
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I mean has anyone tried this perhaps I mean I could he's under maybe he's under
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something I I could try it now I mean Jackson Mississippi sounds
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like a place where they really rely on scientific reason you know what I
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mean I'm sure it's a really Forward Thinking part of the country
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yeah just seems like a strange thing to to tweet unless you're you're serious
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like if you're yeah you know yeah I mean
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unless he's being sarcastic I don't I don't know man like unless he's trying
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to pass bills and then not letting them through and he's like well maybe I'll
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just prey the potholes [Laughter]
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away yeah could be now I would believe that if it wasn't for the hashtags he
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had on there cuz I know it can be quite hard to get like sarcasm across but I
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see you I trust him prayer works yeah no
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I think he's serious yeah yeah wow yeah the funny thing is I I almost never see
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the word potholes written down and it's odd to look at it because it doesn't
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look like you should say potholes it looks like it should be like pathes or
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something that's that's what it is in Spanish yeah that's right it's like you
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go into um Taco Bell and get the path out of five
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pathes yeah yeah I agreed I love how people uh not everybody obviously some
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people use hashtags in such a strange way and I like how I like how he's he's
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capitalized him in I because you know you capitalize the lord's name but you
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know when it just seems like people don't quite understand what hashtags are
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for because yeah if you're starting a movement of some sort then it makes
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sense to have a unique hashtag and that kind of thing but if you're just
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tweeting about your lunch like Matt makes a sandwich is not a good hashtag
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no if you just want people to see it just hasht sandwich and yeah exactly or
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lch or hash Justin Bieber i' hasht I I add that to a lot of
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stuff yeah yeah makes a sandwich
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yeah hasht Justin Bieber there's a few pictures of you under that hashtag Luke really
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yeah I remember there was a New Year's Eve when you were uh we we went to a
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friend's place and uh at one point cuz we stayed over there you uh you had I
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think um a robe and a pink uh what's the
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band skull SK pink skulker shirt on yeah and and your box of shorts cuz yeah you
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made me wear clothes to sleep in yeah I took a sneaky sneaky pick of you and put
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it on Instagram not on the multiple nerdgasm Instagram unfortunately
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although if you keep an eye out on there this week maybe I'll pop that up
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there is that all right Luke is that all right yeah sure of course all right I've
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got nothing to hide instagram.com multiple nerdgasm I've just searched uh
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the I trust him hashtag which is the
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next one along yeah after I see you and
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before prayer works right
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um and you get such gems as this I've been praying so hard lately and one
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thing I can say about my God is that he hears
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me yeah all right there's that oh actually this guy's tweet the
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the potholes one is is the third one down yeah just after the enemy will try
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to touch everything around you if he can't get to you I won't break God's got
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me covered # I trust
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him yeah well God got this under control
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I trust him does God read Twitter I wonder yeah I'm sure he's on T he's at
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least got an Instagram and I reckon it's all sunsets you know what I mean y be a
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few sunrises it's going to be like hash no filter hash I created this yeah and
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then a picture of starving children in Africa hey I created this too I saw a
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meme the other day it's like and God said let there be light to No One Like a weird
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[Laughter]
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oh dear well do we want to move on from
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talking about the heavenly father to uh oh I don't know uh some sex toy news
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yeah we've got some sex toy news this week is that what's the official title
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of this segment we've done it a few times we have um sex to news isn't isn't
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that catchy have we got something better we've already used your mom's toe
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um um crabs with cripples Tak [ __ ] is
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done um by the way listeners we haven't had a whole lot of submissions for crabs
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with [ __ ] if you want some advice from Luke I I mean I understand the name is very
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confusing well yeah just continuing the confusing names I I think um we should
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combine the sex toy news with the things I would do to James W and this segment
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should just be called Insiders
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[Laughter]
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yep so um this week's item that you can
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put inside is
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um is uh is an alien [ __ ] that lays eggs
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inside you it's so [ __ ]
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up why does this thing exist so this is called the
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osor mhm uh or the posor perhaps and um
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it basically is big alien dildo that lays goopy eggs molded from gelatin in
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the body cavity of your choice mhm um fans of the osit say that the sensation
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of musy extraterrestrial over them slopping back out of them is a real
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treat um while we discuss this um there's a great interview with the
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Creator here on Vice and so um uh
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can one of you guys read the the questions and and I'll read the answers
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absolutely yeah do you want to start with this yeah just start to yeah y okay
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hey Lone Wolf most readers probably aren't familiar with how o positives
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function how do you explain them to people the idea is to replicate the act
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of being impregnated with eggs usually from an alien or insect if you've seen
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the movie Aliens you'll get the picture many people find that sort of thing
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arousing the toys are simply phallic shaped Hol tubes that can be used to
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insert gelatin eggs into oneself there is a funnel-shaped hole in the bottom to
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receive the eggs which are inserted one by one forcing them up the tube and out
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the top H and how did you get involved in all this stuff I tried everything
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else literally everything else I had owned a restaurant and managed many
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other businesses and had many successes however in all of my jobs I would work
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my way up to the top only to find a wall waiting for me I'm ambitious and thought
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I don't consider myself G but I always wanted to push myself for more
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Independence and freedom to do the things that I wanted to do that explains
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nothing no well read the next question can you please ask that same question
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again and try answering it and freedom is helping people insert eggs into
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themselves for sexual gratification let's face it there are three things
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that will always sell food death and sex a tried food service and decided after
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managing three restaurants and owning one that it was much the same thing day
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in Day Out and it didn't look like it was going to change month death doesn't
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really interest me I wanted something more fun something that breaks the
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monotony of people's days and makes them spit out their coffee when you tell them
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what you do I think you've comfortably managed that I wanted to push the
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boundaries of people's Comfort levels make them question their own erections
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and wet panties and let them know their fantasies did not go
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unrealized what's the demand for this thing like before Primal Hardware I was
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creating one-off custom commissions for people who couldn't find what they were
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looking for elsewhere OB posit reason they couldn't find it
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elsewhere OB positives were requested several times when I posted YouTube
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videos demonstrating them oh demonstrating them the response was
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impressive tons of people wanted them and while this is not a fetish of my own
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I saw potential for a unique product line it's not a fetish of his own but he
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had already put videos up online of him using them how did he conceive this if
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it wasn't a fetish of his like I mean I guess that can happen but I yeah it's
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not like I've watched an alien movie and then thought I can make a deal that that
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does that yeah I bet people are going to want to do that even though I find it
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disgusting next question is there any danger in putting gelatin eggs up in
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your butt or vagina look we're not doctors we're not about to comment on
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what is safe or unsafe to do with one's body as it varies from person to person
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just going to sell them I I can say that I've used it many times without hurting
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myself but frankly it's up to the person using it to know their own
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limits for instance if you're allergic to gellor if made properly the eggs are
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firm but rubbery similar to the consistency of gummy bears they dissolve
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in the body rather quickly now what I love about this what I love about this is
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that he's number one said it's not a
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fetish I have and yeah used it many says
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I've used it many times although yeah the sentence actually says for science
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yeah he says I've used them many times without hurting myself does that imply
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that he he's used them quite often and has hurt himself but many times he
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hasn't sometimes without yeah yeah well he's used to many times but he's fine
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but the person he's using it on gets hurt quite a lot right that's right I
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didn't realize that the eggs dissolve that's actually even more disgusting
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they just kind of popped out well I think they probably would pop out if if
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uh I mean it's it's still weird but the fact that it but I guess you could leave them up
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there I mean how many of these could you pump into yourself Luke you watch the
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video right everyone's different Luke can you take us through
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what you saw in the video um all right Alysa you have to go
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watch watch this video Yeah well maybe no no yeah you have to but trust me
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don't do it at work or on your phone and train next to someone that's fair the
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lubby get up when he's getting ready to put the eggs in I found quite weird mhm
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yeah cuz you s yeah warming them up and then he he slides the eggs into the base
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of it mhm MH and he can fit probably a good three in inside the uh the phus the
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phus mhm and then he just sort of moved it around and squeezed it a bit and they
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just plopped out the end M yeah now easy
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why look very easy to do out in the open I don't know how easy it would be once
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it's inserted somewhere not only that but if you have to just squeeze this for
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them to come out you either have to fill it up and then be really careful that
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you don't squeeze it too early cuz I assume you only want it to lay them in
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you like as your climax right I don't know either that or you have to [ __ ]
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yourself with this thing for the whole time then when you're ready you have to
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stop you know lose momentum and kind of ruin the vibe of the moment to load them
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up with the eggs yeah so you're better off probably just finding a giant fly or insect to
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have sex with instead yeah letting it letting it lay
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some eggs in there for reals I think I'm pretty sure that'll be on Craigslist
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already yeah I think I need to get one if can I mean for science can we get get
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one of these for the show just to to I mean I'm not I'm not going to use it
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look but maybe we can find something funny to do with it maybe we could
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contact Lone Wolf uhhuh and uh and tell him that we want to do a review and say
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that we have a segment called
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insiders and people want to know what they can put inside is MHM and
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uh this appears to meet those require that's
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right what Sav me buying one I assume
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you have to uh like make these eggs each time
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too I wouldn't want to reuse them yeah especially after that they dissolve
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so you just be sort of having to wait no I'm going to stop that thought
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yeah H that is uh that is very strange it's not the most disturbing dildo we've
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had on on the show still the the baby's head/ fist dildo is still the most
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disturbing yeah don't really get that one either no maybe we can order one of
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them as well terrifying we' got one other article here that kind of fits
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with the with the with the segment you're talking about the woman who got a
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dinosaur stuck in her vagina yeah that's the one how'd you know how' you know
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that's what I meant look this one's not necessarily an
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interesting article but it it was one of my favorite headlines of the week uh the
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day I removed a toy dinosaur from a woman's vagina which was a uh an account
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by a nurse in a sexual health clinic um basically the story is that this woman
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comes in and says uh uh I was playing
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with my son's dinosaur and it got stuck and the nurse says all right but why are
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you in the clinic today and she says
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it's it's stuck and the nurse says I'm still not quite with you can you elaborate
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please uh and she said it's a Tyrannosaurus Rex and then she pointed
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towards her vagina and said it's
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stuck and um they removed it of course
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uh of course from her cervix apparently when they uh they got her up into the
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stups um and they opened it up all they could see is the the T-Rex's head and
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front hands facing towards them sticking out of the
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cervix um but I but I do like this so the nurse
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says one of the best sentences I've ever uttered as a nurse scratch that one of
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the best sentences I've ever said is quote I don't advise inserting
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children's toys during sexual activity however if you choose to masturbate with
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a toy dinosaur I recommend buying your own um perhaps putting a condom on it or
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tying a leash to its [Laughter] foot oh
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dear so oh there you go and that's
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what's inside is this
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week that's great that's a good headline um one head I want to rant a little bit
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about headlines yeah no go for it and uh there's one in particular this week that
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I want to talk about it afterwards but just lately all these [ __ ] clickbait
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clickbait headlines on Facebook or or wherever else just [ __ ] me off and it's
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gotten to the point where I actually uh I won't click on an article if it does
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that yeah so I know their intent is to make it it make you want to click
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through so I mean you you probably know what I'm talking about what what I mean
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though is you know we might have I might have got pissed off about this before on
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the show but you know what it says something like you know every day leaves
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a banana on the doorstep and when you bu when you find why you'll lose your [ __ ]
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stuff like that like yeah yeah what what this little boy does will make you cry
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like [ __ ] off yeah that's not a headline is supposed to tell you what the story
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is about yeah yeah like and and that one
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did a pretty good job of it y straight to the point absolutely
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gave you exactly what you were going to get yes it made me interested in the
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article and and it told me enough about the article that I knew what I was
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getting into whereas just just click ba [ __ ] and I know why they do it it's
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because they don't actually have any decent articles it's just horseshit but
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they need ad views because that's how blogs work these days yeah yeah they're
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not actually interested in telling telling interesting story now I'm not
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saying that this particular uh website does that because I'm I am kind of fond
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of this website just Screen Rant but they seem to be getting a bit worse
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because this headline says Nintendo movie adaptions may be coming to the big
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screen and then if you read through it uh that's actually not really what it's
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about it's just Nintendo's branching out and trying to you know license their
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characters for things like for you know to make more money they pretty much just
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licensed out every single one of their characters to a mobile app company yeah
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and they're talking about we uh for Nintendo IP a more active approach will
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be taken in areas outside the video game business including VIs ual content
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production and character merchandising and that sentence leads to the headline
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Nintendo movie adaptions may be coming to the big screen maybe in other words
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Nintendo were very protective of their properties in the past they're less
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protective now so we can assume that maybe one day we'll see some movies yeah
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and it just bugs me because I mean and and I mean they've actually made movies
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before if you recall they didn't go very well uh you're talking about the Super
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Mario Brothers movie I am talking about that yeah you know I
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would I would actually predict more that they wouldn't go into movies but more so
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television yeah yeah I see them making television shows like half an hour 20
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minute episodes of Super Mario kids will watch that they've done that before
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there was a Mario Brothers TV show and I I guess people just forget that too
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because this is talking about it like it's a new thing and and they have been
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protective but they've also there was that and there was that what's that uh
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show about the kid with the nest controller belt the wizard the wizard
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was it it a cartoon no no the wizard was a live action film yeah no no no this
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was a cartoon where the he travels into the game world and it had kidus and Link
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oh yeah there was The Legend of Zelda cartoon does does Nintendo owns Sega
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now uh that is a good question I think they do cuz yeah they've also done Sonic
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the Hedgehog yeah yeah they've got them all smooshed together now so I sh that
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they do yeah I don't know but I mean I mean I'd love to see uh I can Z The
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Legend of Zelda would make a great animated film mhm I don't I don't know
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that it would work as a liveaction film I don't know that I would really want to
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see a liveaction version of it that's the other thing about the Nintendo
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characters is that they're so stylized I don't think I don't think a live action
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ones is going to work but uh but yes the headline annoyed
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me because that's not really what the article says yeah my prediction is
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here's my prediction uhhuh they will make a movie and it's going to be sort
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of like a wreck Ralph where there's like lots of different video game characters
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in the one movie and so it'll be some sort of crossover like that where
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Mario's going to go across and save the princess but he's got to go and save
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with Donkey Kong and go visit zelder and visit all those lands and stuff that be
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a movie that would be a movie can we can we talk a little bit about
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pixels oh yeah I guess has anyone seen it no of course [ __ ] of course course
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not I've seen I watched the red letter Media review of it they uh they were not
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kind no here's the thing right a movie
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where aliens take on the form of video game characters and attack Earth in and
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of itself could be very entertaining
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yeah but these are the worst possible
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people to do that like like who came up
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with that great idea and then said and we'll get Adam
29:31
Sandler yeah I mean this is a movie with [ __ ] dinky in it and I don't want to
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see it you know what I mean Peter
29:40
Dinklage he's in this yeah apparently um apparently none of them are very good in
29:47
it it's just no nobody's is good in it it was a paycheck for everyone yeah but
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it could have been really cool like if you'd put this in the hands of of of
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someone who was like did it kind of really tongue and cheek and and really
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homaged it and wasn't just trying to get cheap laughs like this could be a good premise
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yeah yeah yeah I I agree uh apparently there's there's some good stuff in it
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like it's got uh it's based on a short film from what I heard right and
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apparently there are some some clever moments in it but they're all things
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that were in the short film right I think they've sort of missed the target
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of audience they really need to be going for with this cuz they've gone for like
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super old games right that's not their target audience they should really be
30:35
going for something Angry Birds or stuff that more children would actually
30:39
recognize yeah yeah probably true
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yeah that's what I think I could be wrong no I'm not I'm right no you're
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right because I mean people our age are going to look at like I started watching
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the trailer for this at the cinema I forget what I was seeing and this
30:56
trailer started and I was like oh my God they' finally made this
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movie and then Adam Sandler came on the screen and I was like well you've lost
31:04
me a lot of the games they're actually referencing were out before we were
31:09
born sure yeah totally yeah well apparently the premises that the guys like Adam
31:15
Sandler's character used to be really good at Pac-Man or something back in the
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80s or whenever and uh and now he's useless so it's kind of like king of
31:24
Kong uh except then these aliens come and then finally he's useful again they
31:29
don't really explain how how that works in the real world how fighting an alien
31:34
invasion force that looks like the ghosts from Pac-Man makes his knowledge
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of any use but uh apparently apparently it is for some reason yeah well it's
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kind of it's also a bit last star figh arest isn't it yeah that's right yeah
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yeah that was a good film yeah yeah it was that's the that's the difference I
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think yeah yeah yeah that's that's that's the bit that they uh they
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forgot no just in reading these articles
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today uh I learned a fact that I did not know that kind of blew my mind and you
32:10
guys might have known this already did you know that Nintendo was founded in
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1889 yeah yeah what yeah I know um the
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video video games were not originally their their thing no playing cards
32:28
H yeah yeah I I mean I didn't know the specific dates but I knew that I knew it
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was older than that interesting
32:37
old yep yeah blew my mind
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H well just talking about misleading headlines though yes I'd like to uh and
32:49
I put this in the spreadsheet but this is a great segue to go into it uh I was
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on BBC earth.com earlier in the week and I saw this headline chimpanzees and
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monkeys have entered the Stone Age uh I'll save you a click they
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haven't oh I did click and I got I did I got confused as
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well yeah I'm a little confused by the point of view of this as well and and
33:17
what exactly they're saying but I think the Crux of this really long article is
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there's been evidence perhaps not now but at least in the past that at some
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point eight did Smash things with stones therefore technically speaking they're
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in the Stone Age right yeah that's a bit of a stretch isn't it
33:40
well I mean a lot of primas do use tools you know you've seen gorillas putting
33:45
you know twigs and bits of grass down ant you know anthills to get out insects
33:50
and things like that like but I mean they're not they're not fashioning hand
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axes or anything are they no I mean did we we knew this didn't we like that
34:02
theyed it's nothing new I've seen I've seen plenty of like nature shows where
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thought you're going to say I've seen plenty of Apes plenty of nature shows where
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they'll break something over a rock or use a rock to break something I thought
34:14
so yeah also it's not it the the title uh the title of the article says
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chimpanzees and monkeys have entered the Stone Age but it actually says we now
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know that many mammals birds fish and even insects use objects so yeah I mean
34:27
I mean I mean in this case the gorillas are using um or the the The Chimps or
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whatever using rocks but I mean they're kind of implying that lots of animals do
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it yeah so a fish also in the Stone Age yep I think so yeah so pretty soon we're
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going to see like fish pyramids y yep also strangely fish invented the wheel
34:49
they just don't have a use for it yeah [ __ ] invent the [Laughter]
34:56
flipper y weird yeah
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oh chimp's pretty clever though yeah they are and you know what I went to the
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zoo last weekend I did I went to the zoo
35:09
and um I basically like walked around kind of acknowledging each of the
35:14
animals oh yeah there's a giraffe yeah pretty cool hippo yeah yeah um and then
35:19
literally sat for about 30 minutes in front of the chimps because like you can
35:23
just watch them do stuff and it's amazingly entertaining and yeah that's funny
35:28
I'm going get this out of the way I don't really like zoos okay I just you
35:32
know I find I find zoos a bit [ __ ] but also I want to educate myself about
35:36
animals and you can't really just go and hang out in the wild and look at chimps
35:40
right so I went to the zoo watch The Chimps but the parents were like doing their
35:46
own thing in their little house bit right and the two kids brothers were off
35:51
playing towards the side and they wanted to swing on this little rope right but
35:56
it's only big enough for one of them and they could not could not take it in
36:01
turns so they would run up and try and be the first one on it and whoever was
36:08
not the first one would just jump anyway and grab a hold of the one who had
36:12
grabbed a hold of it and they would both come tumbling down right and then one
36:16
but they did this over and over and over again because they just could not they
36:20
could not take it in turns and then one of them grabbed the other one by the
36:25
hand and led him back to the house and sat him down and acted like okay we're
36:29
doing something else now and then got up and ran back and then the other one was like
36:35
realizing he'd been tricked and just could not allow his brother to be having
36:39
fun without him chased him back and and the game continued exactly as it had
36:44
been adorable yeah totes adorbs but not in the storage I've I've
36:51
never paid to go to a zoo really does that mean you've never been to the zoo
36:54
or you've only ever gone many times only gone for free
36:59
right go on no that's it no what [ __ ] how you
37:06
get tell me why you get in for free well there was parents taking me
37:11
when I was young okay yeah then getting cancer right wait so if you have cancer
37:16
you don't have to pay to get into the zoo yeah okay yeah that's fair and then
37:21
I had someone staying with me once that worked at the zoo okay Y and then I got
37:28
then I just decided I don't enjoy going to the zoo sure so I just decided never
37:32
to give the money and I never go back I'll say this the Sydney zoo is
37:38
very expensive to go to yeah it is compared to other zoos and it's not like they've got
37:44
better animals but it's more than twice the price of the zoo I went to on the
37:48
weekend is that maybe just due to the amount of land that they're taking up in
37:50
Sydney yeah it could be that God can you imagine they subdivided
37:56
that they'd sold that for billions yeah
38:00
yeah on the water in neutral Bay yeah [ __ ] anyway welcome back to multiple
38:05
real estate gasm in the real world this time not in
38:10
Skyrim that's right normally normally we talk about video game Real
38:14
Estate we'll be doing that again in November oh yeah fallouts
38:21
out well speaking of games did you watch this Tomb Raider trailer I um yeah yeah
38:25
I did just coincidentally I clicked on it today and I was I was
38:30
actually uh kind of I don't know impressed by how just how good look how
38:34
good the game looks I haven't played the first Tomb Raider I got the oh the um
38:40
Xbox One Edition during a steam sale but oh not Steam Sale u xx yeah you haven't
38:46
played it no I haven't I haven't cuz I've got Witcher haven't I no play this
38:50
game it is an amazing game yeah I've heard that it's really great yeah well
38:54
so I I haven't seen that but then I watched this trailer and it's actually
38:57
just the stealth trailer for the games shows you how you can play it in stealth
39:01
mode but it I clicked on it out of Interest then it started I was like oh
39:04
my God that game looks like just visually yeah so impressive looks lovely
39:08
doesn't it yeah they actually had to come out and release a stealth trailer
39:12
because they released a trailer a few weeks ago yeah and was basically showing
39:15
her being a badass like going around killing people and they've go well she's
39:19
not really meant to be a badass like that she's if you play the first game she's
39:24
not like that yeah right everything she does is she's for survival and so this
39:29
one people got upset cuz it's the internet and they get upset about things
39:32
so I think that's why they've come out with the stealth one they go look that's
39:35
just if you want to play it that way you can also play it this way where she's
39:38
just hiding do you remember when the first Tomb Raider came out as in the the
39:43
previous Tomb Raider and you killed the dinosaur talking about the original Tomb
39:50
Raider the original Tom Raider no the
39:52
first reboot REM came out and um the
39:57
trailer featured a guy grabbing her by the neck pushing her up against the wall
40:01
and the internet went ballistic and said we will not play a game where L Croft
40:05
gets raped and the the makers of the game were like whoa whoa no one gets
40:09
[ __ ] raped all right yeah yeah she gets grabbed by a dude and you've got to
40:15
escape from him he doesn't rape her even if you don't get away he doesn't rape you
40:22
yeah yeah and then some some people like well I'm not buying a game if she doesn't get
40:28
raped in it yeah I at least want the option to watch her be raped
40:33
yeah oh internet oh we love you actually I don't
40:38
I hate you yeah do you I don't like the internet really I I know I like the
40:43
internet I don't like people on the internet yeah cuz I go to so many sites and I'll
40:48
read a news article and then about a new game that's coming out mhm I read the
40:52
article and go yeah I don't really like to look at that game it's not for me and
40:56
then just watching all the comments where people going just bitching and
40:59
moaning that this they're releasing a game and it's sort of you don't have to
41:03
buy it yeah yeah no one is forcing you to give the money and play this game if
41:08
it's not your type of game that's okay mhm mhm
41:14
yeah yeah absolutely yeah people on the internet are very uh very strange you
41:20
know we should link to that game review
41:22
dot dot dot dot review by axman 13 this
41:29
game is so essy
41:35
amazing do you want to talk about this Trilogy meter thing I think this is
41:39
interesting yeah all right so I found this online at Dan meth the other day which I
41:46
thought was going to be a place maybe I could get some meore some meth yeah you
41:50
were looking for meth I was looking for meth and so I I Googled my own name and
41:55
the word meth and I found on this site but it's um it's more of a pop culture
42:01
site than a place to get drugs um plus I live in a place where
42:05
they have the death penalty for drugs so I'm staying fairly clean while I'm here
42:12
yeah fair enough do you know I went to Indonesia the other day right and I was actually I
42:18
was in Indo the day they killed those
42:21
two Aussies right oh yeah um okay
42:26
and there is a special Visa that Australians have to get to go to
42:32
Indonesia that nobody else has to have huh and like I went with a bunch of with
42:38
a with a film crew and everyone is of completely different nationalities you
42:42
know there's there's a New Zealand there's you know this and this is really
42:45
mixed and everyone went right through
42:49
and I had to go up and and buy this Visa
42:53
the the we don't trust Australians Visa
42:58
well maybe you looked Shifty yeah maybe yeah you probably did you probably
43:05
looked Shifty I've seen you that's
43:09
true actually on a on a similar trip coming back one of the crew had found
43:14
this beautiful piece of coral and decided he wanted to bring it back for
43:18
each fish tank right yeah so um chucked in his bag um going through customs
43:24
coming back in and he gets stopped and they go through his bag and they're like
43:31
what is this and um he's like oh I just I was bring that back for my fish tank
43:36
and they're like come with us sir and as and we thought oh they're just going to
43:40
take that off and make him throw it out but then as as the police marched him
43:44
past us into this little room we heard him say how long you been smuggling
43:48
coring sir and we're like
43:53
[ __ ] so um yeah that took a while to clear up
43:57
bloody hell not messing around eh but
44:00
anyway I digress um on Dan meth.com he's put up a thing called the trilogy meter
44:07
and it's a simple and easyto read bar graph that ranks the quality of film
44:13
trilogies and there are some in here that are technically no longer trilogies
44:18
uh but I think we can we can forgive it for now there's one in here that I find
44:23
odd which one uh well I mean just looking at them I'm
44:29
generally I'm like yep yep yep yep and then I got to Jurassic Park yeah odd
44:35
isn't it and I was like huh yeah so to start at the top right we've got Star
44:41
Wars so it's got three bars the first one almost full so it's saying that the
44:46
first Star Wars is excellent but not perfect the second one is full so it's
44:50
saying the second one was even that bit better and the third one is not quite as
44:53
high as the first but still very high in other words the first one was great the
44:58
second one was [ __ ] amazing and the third one was very good I'm going to
45:01
assume he means the original yes yes this is not
45:07
um the phantom manace attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith I think
45:11
we're talking about Star Wars Empire and Jedi and I would actually I would agree
45:16
with this graph in this case Star Wars yeah I I I would maybe just go I
45:22
would have the first two at 100% look according to the
45:27
graph yeah I I like them equally but if we're ranking them in terms of cinematic
45:32
quality I do think the second one brought a kind of depth that none of the
45:37
others first one included had yeah second one I don't quite agree with it's
45:42
the Indiana Jones Trilogy first one perfect sure second
45:46
and third equally almost as good and I really can't say that I thought the
45:52
second one was as good as the first and third the second one actually is the uh
45:57
Temple of Doom is the first one I ever saw so I have a fondness for it based on
46:03
that but I I do agree maybe oh no you know what I do I really like the second one look the
46:10
second one for me thinking about the the bridge at the end and stuff like that no
46:14
yeah yeah that's all great but you know what they were all all those gags that
46:18
you like from the from the second one were taken out of the first one so if
46:23
you read the original script for the last D it had the the Bridge gag where
46:27
they cut the cut the bridge it had the falling out of the plane and so it's
46:32
basically just when the first movie was popular they took all the bits that they
46:35
had decided were too expensive or too hard or didn't quite fit in and shoved
46:39
them into a new movie and wrote a story and I think what I loved it as a kid but
46:43
as an adult when I watch it I'm really confused of the tone that this movie is
46:48
trying to be because in one scene it's got a wise cracken kid making jokes and
46:53
in the next scene it's got a KH death cult with guys ripping people still
46:57
beating hearts out of their chests right mhm Y and then also I don't know if you
47:03
guys remember but Willie Scott like the chick yeah is [ __ ] annoying she just
47:09
spends the whole film winging like a little [ __ ] it's like going on holidays
47:14
with Dave you know what I
47:21
me sure yeah no I I agree I agree um yeah just like I said I first one I saw
47:28
so I've got very fond memories of it yeah I think I'm I think that's the
47:31
first one I saw that's why I probably think High higher than what it is
47:36
yeah the next one The Matrix mhm yeah I I I kind of agree with that I don't
47:42
think the first one is that good personally but no I love the Matrix but
47:46
there is a couple of things wrong with it which is why I like that it hasn't
47:48
gotten quite to the top yeah like it's brilliant but there's a couple of things
47:53
in it that I cringe at every single time
48:56
you know I disagree with the with the Alien films as well I disagree with the
49:00
Alien films as well but we all know fine we all have different ideas I would have
49:07
put one at the top I would have put two slightly lower and I would have put
49:10
three quite a bit higher than they've got it yeah I actually don't mind Alien
49:13
3 at all yeah same yeah um I Mad Max I don't agree with
49:20
really I think no no I think the first one is probably one of my favorites oh I
49:25
just noticed they've got Thunderdome higher than the first yeah that's right
49:28
yeah that's a bit odd Thunderdome is a bit of a mixed bag really yeah but I
49:33
definitely think Road Warrior is the better of them yeah definitely blade to
49:38
oh we talked about blade also die hard I find a little strange I thought the
49:42
third one would have been yeah actually I thought love the third one great and
49:47
the second one is basically just the first movie but without being original
49:51
yeah yeah so that's interesting but Jurassic Park is the most curious one on
49:55
this list right only because and you probably know what I'm going to say I I
49:59
agree with with the the ranking the rankings yeah it's just that the first
50:03
one is so low yeah yeah this guy doesn't rate Jurassic Park that high it's it's
50:10
like lower even than what's say uh what do we got on there that it's equal with
50:15
well like it's on par with the almost with the first Star Trek film yeah Star
50:20
Trek the motion picture like really [ __ ] off Jurassic Park is like the best movie
50:26
ever [ __ ] you to anyone who says it's
50:31
not yeah but I just thought that was very strange like out of all of them
50:36
that one sticks out for me as like huh like I would definitely not have ranked
50:41
that I would have put I mean two and three I probably would have put where
50:44
they have them but one would have been right up the top like it's you know it's
50:48
a [ __ ] amazing movie maybe it's just because he noticed that he had a few
50:52
movies that were like that so he just didn't want there to be a trend like he
50:56
for the Matrix he's done it for planet of the AP so maybe he just didn't want
51:00
to do it the same as he's done others it just goes to show though that not all
51:05
of not all sequels suck you know yeah true yeah that's definitely true like
51:10
the Star Wars sequels don't suck the Indiana Jones sequels don't suck he's
51:14
got Superman 2 ranked higher than Superman one and I would agree with that
51:18
Superman 2 is a great film although good it's hard to divide those because you
51:22
know those were filmed back to back yeah X-Men second one was better than
51:28
the first Mad Max second one better than the first well the lot of the Rings Mak
51:31
sense for that the back toback reason as well cuz they were literally the same time that's
51:36
right Batman is on here and I assume he means the 80s Batman's it has to be but
51:41
I still rank the first one higher than it's ranked on
51:46
here yeah definitely yeah I well and Batman Returns as well but I'm I've got
51:51
to guess this is just be your own one Matt I [ __ ] love Batman Returns know
51:56
you I know you love it so much they do it's great it's a great movie it's not a
52:01
it's not a great movie it is it's great I will concede that you love it but I
52:06
will not sit here and let you say it's a great movie it's so good it's got the
52:10
best soundtrack ever it it's great penguins with missiles on them I know
52:17
amazing hadah watched it the other day and I caught the end of it and it was
52:21
just it's not a good movie God it's terrible you guys
52:27
killing me so good you know what I have been watching this
52:31
week what I've been watching a true crime series called the
52:37
staircase have you heard of this no all right so I'm going to tell
52:42
you how I encountered this and then
52:47
which is kind of in Reverse right but this is a very good series and you
52:52
should watch it but I'm going to give you a little bit of a spoiler anyway
52:57
okay okay
53:01
so I read an article earlier in the year about a woman who was found dead at the
53:08
bottom of a staircase in a a mansion in uh a Middle America right mhm and her
53:14
husband was blamed for it for the murder
53:21
uhuh and that was years ago and now they've come up with this Theory
53:27
that they reckon an owl did
53:33
it because she has these lacerations on her head and everyone was like could it
53:37
be a fall down the stairs it's not really conclusive to that could could he
53:41
have beaten her it's not really conclusive to that either and they now
53:45
think that maybe an owl just swooped down and grabbed onto her
53:50
head [ __ ] all right anyway I I heard
53:54
that theory and then I learned that there was a whole series made about this
54:01
case watched it and no mention of the owl right that's the
54:06
spoiler the owl doesn't come up in this series but if you do want to watch a a courtroom
54:12
doco that shows kind of what happens to someone when they're accused of murder
54:18
this is really [ __ ] interesting okay yeah that that sounds
54:23
interesting yeah yeah it's kind of it's
54:26
it's akin to your um Paradise Lost kind
54:30
of Doos said this is 81 hour episodes um but it doesn't really have a lot of the
54:36
absurdity of that uh right you know he's not on TR just because he listens to Marilyn
54:42
Manson yeah but it's the same type of
54:46
thing yeah from a similar era H I might have to look into that yeah yeah same
54:52
yeah it it it can be slow moving I don't mind that in this kind of case I want I
54:57
wanted the details person I was watching it with felt it didn't move quick enough
55:01
through the details uh so just bear that
55:03
in mind okay yeah staircase thumbs
55:09
up awesome cool anyone else in any movies yeah I recently went and saw
55:16
Fantastic 4 yeah I've been wanting to hear what you thought of it was it
55:20
fantastic no really was not I think they were about to lose their license again
55:25
so had to make another move mov mhm mhm
55:28
I'm really not joking it is really bad
55:32
okay um it's another reboot cuz you know they haven't done a movie in a while so
55:37
you need to explain how they came about again yeah you got to make them dark and
55:41
gritty too from what I've seen yeah every superhero has to be dark and
55:44
gritty now yeah mhm yep um start of this movie is really weird like it's got the
55:51
feeling that it's a small small town and in the 50s or 60s like kids going to the
55:57
science fair and doing all this stuff and he's friend owns junkyard and just
56:02
it seemed like a movie that would have been made in the '90s
56:05
huh interesting but it just comes out it makes you feel really old when it comes
56:10
up 2007 and this kid in primary school right
56:14
sure um
56:18
look oh I'm trying to think so was a couple of weeks ago I saw
56:24
it I heard that the direct I mean it's the director who did Chronicle and and
56:31
uh and that was a pretty good movie and I've heard that he basically kind of had
56:37
it taken away from him by the studio you know that it's a lot of that happens a
56:42
lot yeah with these things um did you I mean did it from what I understand
56:48
basically he made a film and he was really happy with it and then the studio said
56:53
ah go film this other stuff and they made him do a bunch of extra stuff so a
56:58
lot of people said it feels like it's two movies kind of smooshed together is
57:02
that is that accurate yeah I could maybe see that yeah cuz apparently his version
57:07
was quite dark and almost
57:11
horror uh and then they made him make it a bit more family friendly yeah and it
57:17
is a family movie interesting but cuz well it should be I mean I don't want to
57:22
play devil's advocate here but like it's a fantastic four yeah I agree it's not
57:28
the dark night like it's it's not supposed to be all [ __ ]
57:32
horror but there are things that they make no sense in the movie at all
57:38
like Dr Doom where he comes into it and how he turns evil and cuz his Co
57:44
character he's oh the government's bad and they're doing all this bad stuff to
57:47
the Earth and then he gets sucked into this other dimension gets left there and
57:51
then when they go back they go yep I'm going to destroy the Earth now right
57:55
right oh that makes sense yeah cuz the power there corrupted him
58:00
and he's going to destroy the Earth but it's not really clear as to why he's now
58:04
going to destroy I didn't feel and then he just runs around blowing people's
58:08
heads up with his mind okay oh all right yeah see the thing Fantastic 4 is not
58:15
like they're not they're not action heroes really
58:21
even he's like they're scientists yeah so I mean although I guess with thing he
58:27
he mostly just punches stuff I guess I don't I I haven't read a whole lot of
58:30
the comics but my understanding is that they're not they're not the way that they've
58:35
made the films about them you know what I mean they really are more scientists
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than Heroes yeah so oh man I don't know I I I'm definitely not going to go see
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this at the movies no no what what uh people who who owns it is it Fox that
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owns yeah yeah Let It Go like you've had what four terrible
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movies that they've tried to put out it makes me wonder you know how we talked a
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while ago about how Marvel is removing
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um the X-Men and the Fantastic Four from
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all their merchandise yep and and they've actually stopped making the
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Fantastic 4 Comics they end the end of life those Comics I wonder if they saw
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this film and then or somebody saw it went back to the office and was like
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guys we've got to distance ourselves this as much as possible wow or it maybe
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that they've finally gone a good way to maybe get this back is cuz the thing
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that keeps all these comic book movies going is the fact that there's still
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these comic books out there yeah let's just stop doing that for a while they'll
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find out they can't make the moves anymore we'll get our rights back and
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then we can start again yeah maybe cuz I think what they're playing nice with
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Spider-Man now right like they're sharing Spider-Man between the franchises yeah yeah he's
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he's allowed in Avengers and whatnot now yeah and so maybe Marvel went with them
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to the same idea for Fantastic 4 and theyve gone no we're going to keep it
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like this they've gone fine we're not doing any of your work anymore
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mhm that's what I would do it's all just so petty cuz you look
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at it like the Fantastic for the bad movies get great advertising from Marvel
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cuz it's characters that I love and then a movie like Fantastic 4 comes out
1:00:24
that's terrible and it horrible things to the actual comic book that it comes
1:00:28
from yeah for sure yeah well I mean not that you have
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the opportunity to buy that comic book anymore anyway
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no all right so you don't give it a big thumbs up oh no I give it a big thumbs
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down do not I I'm just happy I got free tickets to go you don't pay to the zoo and you
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we want to discuss these Star Wars planes cuz they look [ __ ] awesome all
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right I want to go over there and just catch a
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flight this is in Japan is that right yes yeah so the do these exist or are
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these are these are uh mockers what could read they
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exist interesting let me open it up again man these look cool yeah Japan's
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largest airline are doing Star Wars themed planes I want to go on the R2D2
1:02:41
one I mean you're not going to be able to see them from the inside obviously
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depends how themed they are on the inside yeah I guess we don't know do we
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there's no because piur of that I got on a Hello Kitty themed bus the other week
1:02:58
right did you yeah and not on purpose like I didn't like it wasn't taking me
1:03:03
to the Hello Kitty factory tour or something I mean like I was waiting at
1:03:06
the bus stop and a bus painted up like Hello Kitty pulled up and I got on and
1:03:12
the inside was also Hello Kitty
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themed all right there's Asia for you so these ones may be themed on the inside
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too that would be that would be interesting and it wouldn't surprise I
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might get a chance to go on it you might get a chance yes I'm going to Japan next
1:03:33
year going going Japan in April oh look if he says this like this
1:03:38
is just a thing we should already know why he's going to Japan oh I can guess
1:03:43
why but I don't know you want to announce it on the podcast yeah I'm
1:03:45
going after April 23rd after my birthday sure yeah I'll
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[Laughter] see cool oh well you'll have to report
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back being so um so ambiguous about it people are going to think you're going
1:04:01
there for sex Reasons I'm just going to say that they think you're going to go to a
1:04:05
love Hotel yeah and that'll just reinforce I I am going to go to a love [Laughter]
1:04:11
Hotel C you're saying you wouldn't go to a love hotel if you're over there no I
1:04:15
probably would yeah probably would yeah you know I've I've had several friends
1:04:19
go to Japan right over the years and I've asked each and every one of them
1:04:23
before they went I'll get it for you yeah see I've asked everyone everyone
1:04:28
says they'll get it no one's got it you better [ __ ] get it what is it I will
1:04:34
I want I want school girl panties out of a vending machine from the vending
1:04:38
machine oh of course yeah right see I knew and I'm already going
1:04:43
to be looking for it so I'll get yeah now
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look you you got to you got to come through for me because I'm beginning to
1:04:52
think this is a myth and it doesn't really exist but I've been told it is
1:04:56
real I know every now and again I read something and it be no it's not true but
1:05:01
no if you do go to the right area and they're hidden away they are there they
1:05:06
must be
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there that's so gross yep yep y do you want a pear
1:05:15
bat I mean are you guys going to uh you
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guys going to use them no you I just want to own them how do you use them
1:05:26
well you know what they're for don't you
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no wait you don't know what they're for I have an idea is it something Beyond jerking off
1:05:36
into well I mean they're for they're for smelling from what I
1:05:42
understand see i' never actually thought of it that far you know what I mean
1:05:46
that's my understanding is that that's that's what it's the smell that's why
1:05:49
you're getting used one just for the I'm gagg I'm gagging I told you that's why I
1:05:54
was like what do you want them for I just want I just want to OD a pair
1:05:59
to go hey I got some on the one hand I'm like yeah yeah that's it they are
1:06:03
hilarious and so it would be interesting to see them but please don't use them no
1:06:09
I'm I'm not going to open the packet they come in good but you can literally
1:06:14
get anything in vending machines in Japan that's so I've heard no but you can get an
1:06:20
iPhone yeah I know that or you can get like a bowl of soup
1:06:27
I'm serious there's a vending machine or there used to be at least in uh in uh
1:06:33
what's the art uh art on Oxford Street Art what's oh um Oxford Art Factory oord
1:06:40
Art Factory uh there used to be a vending machine that gives you hot that
1:06:42
makes hot chips oh yes yeah that's right or fries for our us listeners fries
1:06:49
makes fries it makes them like for you you put in the money and then you can
1:06:52
hear it doing stuff and then it spits out of yeah thing of creepy fries you
1:06:58
can get Milo hot Milo in vending machines over here cuz everyone's
1:07:02
[ __ ] mad about Milo really yeah yeah
1:07:07
so we you have no idea the like really specific things that people are into in
1:07:12
other countries like here I just love Milo i f last time I had a Milo yeah I
1:07:19
know well that's I mean people over here are into bubble tea so yeah what's
1:07:23
bubble tea it's like uh it's it's tea with tapioca balls in it it's delicious
1:07:30
yeah yeah I had one yesterday oh people over there love it
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too they [ __ ] do man they do yeah that stuff's good tarot tarot milk tea with
1:07:39
tapioca I just had the uh the the Honey
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Lemon iced tea and uh it's good it's
1:07:47
refreshing what is
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