#MattMakesASandwich: The Staircase Documentary & Fantastic Four (2015)
Seems as if Matt is headed to Mars! Maybe he’s not aware yet that there is no need to go all that way: he can buy a simulated Martian appendage right here on Earth.
Topics discussed
NASA "send your name to Mars" campaign
Indonesia blue stone molestation court case
Jackson MS mayor prays away potholes
Hashtag misuse rant
Osiris alien egg sex toy interview
Toy dinosaur stuck in vagina news story
Clickbait headlines rant
Pixels (2015) film discussion
Nintendo founded in 1889 fact
Chimpanzees "Stone Age" headline debunk
Zoo visit chimp anecdote
Tomb Raider reboot stealth trailer
Dan Meth's…
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