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Phone Tap PODCAST: Barbershop Onetet · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And for most people,
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  Speaker 1: giving bad news to someone else is not easy. No
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  Speaker 1: oh no, not at all, no matter how you do it.
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  Speaker 1: So you start to wonder, is there a way to
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  Speaker 1: let a person down without completely crushing their spirit? Well,
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  Speaker 1: so we might have finally found a way, okay, because
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  Speaker 1: our own Jose Bolognos poses as the giver of bad news,
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  Speaker 1: all wrapped up in a bubbly, upbeat song. Oh no, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's why you're about to hear the first ever attempt
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  Speaker 1: at the barber shop one tet. Yeah, I'm doing all
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  Speaker 1: the parts a quartet. Normally it's a quartet with four singers,
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  Speaker 1: but this is gonna be a one tet with just
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  Speaker 1: Jose and he's about to sing some very awkward news
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  Speaker 1: to a young woman. We'll hear how it goes in
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now. The twenty five. Hello is
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  Speaker 1: this Jennifer h Yeah? Who's this? My name is Ricky.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling because I I have a message from Kendra
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  Speaker 1: and Tanner and it's exclusively for you. I'm Kendra and Tanner. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your friends. Oh, okay, you're run invited. No need to RSVP.
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  Speaker 1: Bum bum bum. Your presence is something that we do
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  Speaker 1: not need. Bum bum bum who We feel sorry it
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  Speaker 1: came down to this, bum bum bum. But you didn't
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  Speaker 1: make the final guest list. The final guest list. That's that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What's going on? Yeah? That was a message
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  Speaker 1: your friends actually hired me to give to you. Is
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  Speaker 1: this a joke? They hired you or your friends hired
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  Speaker 1: me to tell you that you're unfortunately uninvited to their
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  Speaker 1: wedding and they are super sorry? Right They sounded like
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  Speaker 1: really upset about it. I'm uninvited. Yeah, did you not
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  Speaker 1: understand in the song with the singing? No, your singing
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  Speaker 1: was not good, but like this can't be real. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's real. This is what I do. I tell people
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  Speaker 1: news and people pay me to sing. Most of the
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  Speaker 1: time it's good and this one, wow, well wait did
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  Speaker 1: you really think it didn't sound good? I don't really
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  Speaker 1: care about that. I'm sorry you told me that I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't invited to my good friend's wedding by a song.
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  Speaker 1: Like they hired you, yeah do this. They thought it
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  Speaker 1: might sting a little less if you had a song,
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  Speaker 1: you know, And I know you already said you didn't
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  Speaker 1: think I did great, but I would really appreciate a tip.
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  Speaker 1: You can totally venmo me. You know you want me
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  Speaker 1: to venmo you a tip. Well, yeah, most person, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not venmowing you anything. Well, I mean I work mostly
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  Speaker 1: off of tips, so it would really worry out. I'm
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  Speaker 1: then I'm worried for you because you're not going to survive. Well,
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  Speaker 1: this is what I do. So wow, hopefully someone gives
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  Speaker 1: me a tip because I know now No, I actually
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  Speaker 1: have a second message that they paid for that I
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  Speaker 1: have to deliver to you. Are you serious? Yeah? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, it's ridiculous. Bum This isn't personal between you
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  Speaker 1: and me, bum bum bum. It's just something that was unforeseen.
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  Speaker 1: Bum bum bum. We thank you for your understanding with this,
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  Speaker 1: bum bum bum. Oh and also, we're keeping your gift.
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  Speaker 1: What they're keeping my gift, that's what it sounds like.
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  Speaker 1: It's literally just a message that they told me to deliver.
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  Speaker 1: It's just you're an idiot. I really hate doing this.
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  Speaker 1: I really think you should probably do it something else
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  Speaker 1: because I hate hearing you do it. Well, I need
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  Speaker 1: the money, you know, I got to pay the bill,
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  Speaker 1: so we all need the money. But this is not okay, Like,
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  Speaker 1: who were they to not come and themselves? They need
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  Speaker 1: a song to do it. I know it's not looking
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  Speaker 1: good for you right now, but remember there's always tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: What is that supposed to me? Somorrow? Tomorrow? There's always tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: You're okay? No set up? Good? Yes, it's not okay.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear a grown man singing Annie.
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  Speaker 1: That's messed up. Hey, that's not very nice. That was
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  Speaker 1: a freebee. They didn't even pay me for that one. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know what you can do. Let me tell you
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  Speaker 1: you can. You can give a song back to them
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  Speaker 1: and tell Kendall and Tanner that I hope their wedding sucks.
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  Speaker 1: I hope it sucks. Okay, Well, that's not very nice.
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  Speaker 1: Nice at least when I do it, I'm not mean
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  Speaker 1: about it. This is ridiculous. How about I sing a
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  Speaker 1: nicer version back to them. You don't have to pay
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  Speaker 1: me twenty nine ninety nine. Oh my god, no, I
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  Speaker 1: am not paying you. I'm not paying you. Okay, well, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well what if I tell you this is a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call? Then can you give me some money? Because
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  Speaker 1: my name is actually jose from the radio show Rick
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I'm doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Oh my god, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: I totally am Ken. The Tanner Ball set you up,
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  Speaker 1: they said, apparently you prank Ken a few years ago.
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  Speaker 1: She's been holding onto it, she's been waiting for this. Wait, well,
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  Speaker 1: I still invited it. The letter from what I know
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  Speaker 1: who you are, I don't know, but you would like
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  Speaker 1: to uninvite yourself twenty nine. I'm not coming scraw big day,
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  Speaker 1: but bum bum, oh my gosh, you're a meth wake
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings. On the
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  Speaker 1: twenties two point five