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Phone Tap: Deadly Glove Box · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: How many times a week do you turn on the
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  Speaker 1: news and they have a report saying, Hey, this car
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  Speaker 1: has a big recall on it. Be careful, make sure
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  Speaker 1: to contact your local dealership.
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  Speaker 2: I've actually had to take my car in for that,
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  Speaker 2: like it was.
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  Speaker 3: An airbag thing years ago, my power spread.
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  Speaker 2: It happens a lot.
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  Speaker 1: And how many times does it have to do with
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  Speaker 1: a faulty glove compartment?
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  Speaker 4: None until now, because Jose poses as a supervisor at
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  Speaker 4: a car dealership and he calls a guy to tell
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  Speaker 4: him there's been some issues lately with his car's glove
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  Speaker 4: box and.
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  Speaker 1: If it doesn't get fixed soon, bad stuff is gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: I know it sounds like a great phone tap idea.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really curious where this is going to go, or
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  Speaker 2: maybe it's super lame. Let's just listen.
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  Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: It's another.
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  Speaker 3: On the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, this is rod phantasm from the dealership. This is Charles.
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  Speaker 3: It is of fun.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Charles, how's it going? I'm just following up in
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  Speaker 2: our notes it says you picked up one of our
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  Speaker 2: newer R models a couple of weeks ago. How's that
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  Speaker 2: been for you so far?
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  Speaker 3: So good, no complaints.
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  Speaker 2: Is a nice ride, okay, all right, So it hasn't
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  Speaker 2: caught on.
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  Speaker 3: Fire yet, No, it has it?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, No, No, I'm just kidding. I mean kinda.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what do you mean kind of you got You
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  Speaker 3: can't just say kind of and then not say anything.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean kind of? No?
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  Speaker 2: I just mean, like, you know, we technically did just
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  Speaker 2: have a recall, and I have to tell you that
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  Speaker 2: apparently twelve percent of the cars in your model have
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  Speaker 2: a defect.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, continue, please you keep sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I apologize. It's it's not a big deal. The glove
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  Speaker 2: compartment just doesn't lock all the way, like it's like
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  Speaker 2: kind of jiggles, like you know that's does mean jiggling
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  Speaker 2: on my desk because.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I got the reference.
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  Speaker 2: You you Oh what a jiggle sounds like? Okay, just
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  Speaker 2: it'll jiggle a little and it may pop open.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well what you said it before? I thought it
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  Speaker 3: was gonna be serious.
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  Speaker 2: I even Look, if you're okay with a possibly jiggly
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  Speaker 2: glove compartment, then you're okay with releasing us from all liability. Correct.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, I am recording this phone call.
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  Speaker 3: If you're asking for me to release liability on the
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  Speaker 3: shaky glove compartment. That's fine, I have zero concerns about that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, great, And oh the other part And by the way,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not recording this, but thirty five people have died
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  Speaker 2: from this car model's glove compartment catching on fire. Wait
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  Speaker 2: what Yeah, like huge explosions. You've ever seen those gender
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  Speaker 2: reveals gone wrong on the news?
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  Speaker 3: Wait?
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  Speaker 2: Imagine that? But with car parts?
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? Right now?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just glad that we're not liable if something happens
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  Speaker 2: with you.
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  Speaker 3: No, I released you from liability over a shaky, jiggly,
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  Speaker 3: partially noisy glove compartment, not about Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the part that I didn't get to was that
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  Speaker 2: it jiggles because the engineers accidentally put a bunch of
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  Speaker 2: electrical wires through it. So if you close it a
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  Speaker 2: little bit too hard, it literally explodes.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like your matter of fact tone about potentially
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  Speaker 3: me dying in this car that I just purchased.
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  Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, I did ask you if your
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  Speaker 2: car has caught on fire yet? Do you remember that
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  Speaker 2: the start of the conversation as one of the first things.
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  Speaker 3: I remember, Dude, I thought you were joking so if
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  Speaker 3: it yeah, oh, if this is real, I need for
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  Speaker 3: you to fix this asat absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: That's just going to be a nine hundred dollars charge
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  Speaker 2: and then we will fix it. I'll take good care.
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  Speaker 3: Nine hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Who well, remember you you just released us from liability, sir,
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  Speaker 2: So that means you void the warranty.
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  Speaker 3: And this is an out of pocket all right, what
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  Speaker 3: you're doing right now is a scam. First you're recording,
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  Speaker 3: then you're not recording, and now magically, out of thin air,
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  Speaker 3: I have to pay a nine hundred dollars charge for
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  Speaker 3: you to big a vehicle that you sold to me
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  Speaker 3: that has a debate.
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  Speaker 2: Well, technically the vehicle is great. It's just the glove
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  Speaker 2: compartment that's deadly.
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  Speaker 3: You just told me not even twenty seconds ago, that
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  Speaker 3: this glove compartment could explode.
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  Speaker 2: I know you're upset. I am more concerned about your
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  Speaker 2: safety than anything else here. Well, why don't you just
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  Speaker 2: be very careful. Don't touch the glove compartment in any way,
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  Speaker 2: don't even.
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  Speaker 3: Look at it.
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  Speaker 2: Just avoid all the speed bumps. We did have a
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  Speaker 2: couple of incidences where drivers were maimed in a school zone.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, hey, it's Rod.
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  Speaker 2: Right, how about that, you Rod phantasm?
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  Speaker 3: How about you take this falsey glove compartment. It's stick
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  Speaker 3: it up your and let it explode there.
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  Speaker 2: I've actually done something similar to this in Thailand.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure you have. That's a why I thought it
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  Speaker 3: was right up your alley. So first off, go to yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Second off, get your supervisor on the phone. This is
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  Speaker 3: this is unacceptable.
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  Speaker 2: Look I would put my supervisor on the phone, but
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  Speaker 2: he was actually in charge.
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  Speaker 3: If you're going to say something really stupid, don't do it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say something. I'm gonna give you a fact.
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  Speaker 3: Rod, So my supervisor something that's about to piss me off?
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  Speaker 3: I already am.
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  Speaker 2: It's not. My supervisor was in charge of fixing the
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  Speaker 2: glove compartments, and now he's in the hospital because one
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  Speaker 2: of them jiggled too hard and it blew up.
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  Speaker 3: All Right, what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna come up there. Honestly,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna drive the car.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm saying what you're gonna say. You're gonna
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  Speaker 2: regret this?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm not gonna regret anything. What brother?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 3: What? What? Rod? What could you possibly say to make
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  Speaker 3: anything better right now.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Jose Blano's. I work for Brick and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: I need more contact than that because I'm pretty boiling
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  Speaker 3: right now.
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  Speaker 2: No, okay, I'll give you more context. Look, this is
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  Speaker 2: a prank phone call, and your sister Helene sent you
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  Speaker 2: up what she wanted to play a joke on you.
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  Speaker 2: She said, it's an awesome ride.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry you don't understand. I am shaking pretty much.
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  Speaker 3: I'm shaking.
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  Speaker 2: No, she said, you gave her a ri you just
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  Speaker 2: got your new car. You gave her ride. She absolutely
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  Speaker 2: loves it, and she's proud of you.
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  Speaker 3: Jealous. Oh my god. Weeke up. Every morning was Boom taps.
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  Speaker 3: Weekday mornings are the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.