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Phone Tap PODCAST: Raccoon Love Shack · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with d
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  Speaker 1: uy is no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred duy away. Proud
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  Speaker 1: supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred d you away.
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  Speaker 1: He's another Jubils phone taps on the twenties. I'm hello,
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  Speaker 1: Hi there, I was looking for Robin. That's me, Hi, Robin.
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  Speaker 1: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Bob Marathon
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  Speaker 1: and I'm a realtor in your area. Oh oh, okay,
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  Speaker 1: but we're really not interested in selling. Yeah, obviously I'm
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  Speaker 1: not interested in selling a home for you either. So
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  Speaker 1: that's good. Well, didn't worry. Are you calling me? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling you because I drove by your home yesterday, okay,
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  Speaker 1: And as I was driving bye, I had to sort
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  Speaker 1: of do a double take because I noticed you still
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  Speaker 1: had your Christmas lights up. Yeah, we still have our
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  Speaker 1: Christmas lights up. To what businesses are your Well, it's
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  Speaker 1: my business because I sell homes in the area and
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  Speaker 1: it's quite unsightly. So is there a reason that they're
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  Speaker 1: still up? Religious or something that I can let my
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  Speaker 1: clients know. We just didn't take them down. I mean
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  Speaker 1: our house, not your house. You don't believe in a
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  Speaker 1: god that wants it to keep the lights up, but
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  Speaker 1: you do believe in laziness. I see, that's what it is.
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  Speaker 1: I believe in What What did you do? I said, laziness?
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  Speaker 1: Is that as Yeah? What the hell are you to
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  Speaker 1: tell me that I'm lazy. I have stuff to do
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  Speaker 1: besides to take down lights. And it's been cold, and
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  Speaker 1: it's been snowing and everything else, and they can just
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  Speaker 1: stay up there till I get to them. Well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's been three months, maybe even a little more than
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  Speaker 1: three months, and now the neighbors are even talking. So
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  Speaker 1: nobody said anything to me. Well, I asked your neighbors
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  Speaker 1: across the street about it, and they told me that
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  Speaker 1: everybody calls your place the raccoon shack the raccoon. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god. Well, I think I think you heard me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I heard you, But I think that's what I seem. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I believe them. It looks
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  Speaker 1: like it's a place where raccoons go to make love
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  Speaker 1: and then poop everywhere. With those lights on. It, So
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  Speaker 1: can we take them down? Please? You can? I take
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  Speaker 1: them down. I'm going to leave them on untill next Christmas,
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  Speaker 1: and raccoons do not go over there. And what the
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  Speaker 1: hell is the problem with you? Well, it just looks
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  Speaker 1: sort of dilapidated. Well I think you look sort of dilapidated.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you stalking my hat? I apologize using such
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  Speaker 1: a big word. Dilapidated would mean I guess for somebody
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  Speaker 1: who would keep that, dilapidated means it means something that
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  Speaker 1: you're driving is probably Look, what the hell are you
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  Speaker 1: to be calling me up and discussing anything with me whatsoever?
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  Speaker 1: You don't live in my neighborhood, and correct, I would
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  Speaker 1: never live in your neighborhood. Good, I wouldn't want you
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  Speaker 1: to live in my neighborhood. Never live near somebody who
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't take their lights on. But it is affecting my sales,
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna take him down today. I'm not that's
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  Speaker 1: not my problem. That's your problem. Obviously you're not a
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  Speaker 1: good salesman. What I'm hearing from you, you're gonna take
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  Speaker 1: them down today? Done, you didn't hear me clean out
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  Speaker 1: your ears? I am not taking them down. Well, how
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  Speaker 1: about if I come over and rip down those Christmas
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  Speaker 1: lights free of charge? And how about if I called
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  Speaker 1: the police and have them come and the rest your
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  Speaker 1: ass for plutessing on my I'll do it for free,
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  Speaker 1: and I'll even chase those horny raccoons right out of
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  Speaker 1: your basement. I'll get rid of those horny raccoons for you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have any horny raccoons in the first place,
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  Speaker 1: and in the second place, if I had, i'd want
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  Speaker 1: them there. You would want horny raccoons in your basement. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have raccoons of any kind. I already told
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  Speaker 1: you that is it ferrets? Then what sort of marmot
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  Speaker 1: do you do? You have a varmint or marmout? No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a barman. Do you know the correct term? Varmint,
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  Speaker 1: marmot vermints? Repeating you, you obviously don't know how to talk.
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  Speaker 1: It's a burman. And no, I don't have any Okay,
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  Speaker 1: And if you up one foot on my property, I'll
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  Speaker 1: take those Christmas lights down myself and strangle you with them.
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  Speaker 1: Would you like that? Yes? Yes, yeah, probably would You're
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  Speaker 1: in finem at all there? Yes, I am. I got
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  Speaker 1: all the tools at home for it too. Well, let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you something. You can use those tools on yourself,
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  Speaker 1: I do, and leave me the hell all right, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to hang up on you in a minute. I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what. All this talk has really got me inspired,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm going to go do that. But before I
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  Speaker 1: get off the phone, I do want to let you
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  Speaker 1: know this is a prank phone call. A prank phone call, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: this is yeah, Okay, I don't know what you're talking
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  Speaker 1: about right now. What did you just say? It's a joke.
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  Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you and your daughter. Amber
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  Speaker 1: set you up. No she did not, Yes she did.
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  Speaker 1: She says she's embarrassed because you and your husband haven't
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  Speaker 1: taken down the Christmas lights yet and wanted to screw
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  Speaker 1: with you over here and take them down. The show Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: she's probably scared to come over there. She'll get strangled
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  Speaker 1: enough to hang out with a bunch of horny raccoons
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  Speaker 1: doing whatever kicky stuff you're into. I don't I should
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  Speaker 1: have known that it was a joke. Nobody calls me
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  Speaker 1: about the morning raccoon. Well, they should start if they're
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  Speaker 1: not