Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Timid Ben the Dating Coach

Transcript

Phone Tap: Timid Ben the Dating Coach · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: away dot com or call eight hundred d.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: U y away.
• 0:16
  Speaker 3: Today we call a guy who's going on his first
• 0:18
  Speaker 3: real date in almost five years. So he's a little
• 0:22
  Speaker 3: nervous about it because he's been out of the game
• 0:24
  Speaker 3: for so long. That's why he told his buddy who
• 0:27
  Speaker 3: offered to help and hook him up with a professional
• 0:29
  Speaker 3: dating coach. No, that's a nice thing to do, just
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: one session with a very experienced, very knowledgeable man named Ben.
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: We know him as Timid Bench, but I think we
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: can all agree he's got.
• 0:44
  Speaker 3: The riz to get it done. You're gonna hear it
• 0:47
  Speaker 3: in your phone.
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: Tap right now another twenty Hello, I'm looking for ante me.
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: This is him.
• 1:03
  Speaker 4: Who are you?
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: Hello? My name is Benjamin. I was I was hired
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: to be your dating coach by one of your friends, Matt.
• 1:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're the guy Matt told me about.
• 1:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that that's me, Benjamin.
• 1:17
  Speaker 4: Hi, Hey, Hey, how's it going.
• 1:22
  Speaker 2: You're speaking very loud?
• 1:24
  Speaker 4: Am I speaking? Can you speak up? Actually?
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: This is my maximum speech. As you speak, it's like
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: you're screaming.
• 1:33
  Speaker 4: Okay, so let me where did Matt find you again?
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: On the on the internet? Okay, that's where I live.
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: He said, you haven't been on a date in quite
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: a while.
• 1:43
  Speaker 4: So yeah, five years?
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, I haven't been on a date in seven years.
• 1:50
  Speaker 4: How long have you been a dating coach?
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: Uh? It's about seven years the.
• 1:56
  Speaker 4: Tige time you haven't been on a date.
• 1:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've had a lot of free time since I'm
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: not actively dating.
• 2:02
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm really skeptical here. How can you be
• 2:05
  Speaker 4: a dating coach if you never go and date.
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: It's just that my standards are so hi. I only
• 2:11
  Speaker 2: date models.
• 2:13
  Speaker 4: Okay, so have you tried to date models?
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: That the lesson is is beginning? So please tell me
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: who is this luscious lass to your name? Oh? I
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: got down with a Tory one time. I wonder if
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: that's the same.
• 2:30
  Speaker 4: I don't think. I don't think. I don't think it's
• 2:32
  Speaker 4: the same person.
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: That would mean you and I would have swapped spit.
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: What is wrong with you that the lesson is still
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: is still in progress.
• 2:41
  Speaker 4: But like this, it taking forever. So whenever you have
• 2:44
  Speaker 4: to teach me, can you just teach me? Let's do it.
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: Let's let's begin. You're going to start with some role play.
• 2:53
  Speaker 4: And how is it supposed to help me?
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: Shut your fail?
• 2:57
  Speaker 4: All right, don't hurt. I'm gonna kill man.
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: I am Torri. I am Torri. I am okay, you're
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: I'm waiting for you in the restaurant. Yeah, and I'm beautiful.
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: You've seen him and action?
• 3:15
  Speaker 4: Hey, Tory, how's your day?
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: Who the hell are you on your date? I don't
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: recognize you whatsoever?
• 3:23
  Speaker 4: We met? We talked online? Torri.
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: Were you the one that was featured on the news crimes?
• 3:30
  Speaker 4: No, that's not I'm not the one features.
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: I think I recognize.
• 3:34
  Speaker 4: Okay, Tory would say any of it?
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: Can you please have this man escorted out? Please? I
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: feel sorry.
• 3:40
  Speaker 4: Wouldn't say any of it?
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 3:42
  Speaker 4: And scene, how is this supposed to help me with?
• 3:46
  Speaker 2: Very poorly?
• 3:48
  Speaker 4: But Tory wouldn't say that she knows what I look like.
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: She did say that, she just said it to you.
• 3:53
  Speaker 4: No, you said it. I'm Torri, You're but you're not
• 3:58
  Speaker 4: my Tory idiot pretending to be a Tory.
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: Let's not call each other names. We're a couple there.
• 4:06
  Speaker 2: Do you need to make it official with a tender kiss?
• 4:11
  Speaker 4: What what are you doing?
• 4:16
  Speaker 2: I can't hear you kissing.
• 4:18
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to kiss.
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: Tory wants to kiss.
• 4:22
  Speaker 4: I don't give it. You know what, I'm dumping Tory.
• 4:28
  Speaker 4: Play where I dump Tory and I never speak to
• 4:30
  Speaker 4: her again.
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: You're playing hard to get now, and that's getting Tory
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: in the mood.
• 4:35
  Speaker 4: No, toy, it's over. It's over.
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: Show me or bally.
• 4:39
  Speaker 4: But Tory turned out to be a weirdo, and I
• 4:41
  Speaker 4: want to stop eating her. Why are you laughing? It's
• 4:45
  Speaker 4: not funny. I don't understand the word you're saying. You's
• 4:48
  Speaker 4: a waste of my.
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: Time having so much fun.
• 4:51
  Speaker 4: Because earlier you had me escorted at the restaurant.
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: I guess I like bad boys, you weirdo.
• 4:57
  Speaker 4: I don't need your help.
• 4:58
  Speaker 2: Your buddy Matthews said that you need it tell to
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: set you up with this prank phone call. Dude, you're
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: on the radio right now.
• 5:04
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, you gotta be kidding room serious.
• 5:10
  Speaker 3: Your buddy matt said he wanted to pump you up
• 5:12
  Speaker 3: before your big date this weekend because you were feeling
• 5:14
  Speaker 3: nervous and he thought maybe this would help.
• 5:19
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna kill bad.
• 5:22
  Speaker 2: Don't kill him because I like bad boys.
• 5:24
  Speaker 1: Oh the weak up Every morning was Phone Tad Weekday
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: mornings on the Twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning