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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #9 Human Verification System · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: rolls on for the top ten phone taps of Christmas,
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  Speaker 1: and it's time for number nine. Okay, Okay, I get
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  Speaker 1: so excited for this because I don't know where these rate.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a big reveal for us too. Are one?
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  Speaker 1: You sure you're not excited because you're starring in today's
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  Speaker 1: number nine phone tap? Well, I mean I'm a very
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  Speaker 1: humble star. And in this one, Brooke pretends to be
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  Speaker 1: a representative for a tickets and events company and calls
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  Speaker 1: a young man who put in an order. Now, all
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  Speaker 1: she needs is to verify that he is in fact
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  Speaker 1: human and not a robot. Is one of my favorite
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  Speaker 1: It sounds easy. Yeah, we we'll see if he passes
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  Speaker 1: the test in your number nine phone tap of the year.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, it's Brook and Jeffrey's ten phone and tapster
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  Speaker 1: Christmas powered by Xbox nine. Hello, Hi, This is Rachel
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  Speaker 1: calling from Events. I'm looking to speak with Tyler. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is him, Hi, Tyler. I was just calling because
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  Speaker 1: I see here that you recently purchased concert tickets through
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  Speaker 1: our VIP presale program. Yeah yeah, great, great, So I
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  Speaker 1: can put you through to our HVS right now. If
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  Speaker 1: that works for you. It should only take a minute.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's HVS. I'm sure you've read stories.
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  Speaker 1: I'll just explain real quickly about you know, companies that
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  Speaker 1: use bots to buy up all the good concert tickets. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've seen that. Yeah, and so that's why we have
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  Speaker 1: HVS Human Verification System. And since you have a new
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  Speaker 1: account with us, we're just gonna need to verify that
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  Speaker 1: you are indeed a real person, all right. I mean
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  Speaker 1: you sound real to me. You wouldn't believe some of
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  Speaker 1: the newer artificial intelligence that companies are using to you know,
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  Speaker 1: game the system. Oh okay, So what do I do? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: very easy. Just in order to validate your tickets, I
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  Speaker 1: can just put you through to the HBS right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's only going to take a minute. All right, let's
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  Speaker 1: knock it out. Okay, Please hold hello, Please stake your
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  Speaker 1: first and last name Tyler confirmed. Next question, what is
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  Speaker 1: your birth date? Eleven nineteen confirmed? Next question, If you
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  Speaker 1: are human, please describe what love is? What? Repeat question?
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  Speaker 1: If you are human, please describe what love is. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. It's like when two people are into each
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  Speaker 1: other or something that I I don't I am sorry,
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  Speaker 1: human verification has failed. What Hi, Tyler? This is Rachel again.
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  Speaker 1: How'd it go? Were you approved? I don't think so. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's asking a weird question. Oh what is love? Is
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  Speaker 1: that that that's going to tell them? Oh? Yeah, were
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  Speaker 1: you able to answer that? I mean I gave him
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  Speaker 1: an answer, but apparently it didn't work. Okay, Well, are
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  Speaker 1: you confused about love? No? I just I mean love
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  Speaker 1: is something to everybody. What does this have to do
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  Speaker 1: with anything? Well, you know, we're just trying to establish
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  Speaker 1: are you a robot or are you a person? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I'm having a conversation with you right now. What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean I'm love? A robot or a person? Like
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  Speaker 1: I said, AI, these days it's really hard to tell.
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  Speaker 1: So how about this? How about we just put you
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  Speaker 1: back into the HBS and get you a new question. So, okay, whatever,
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  Speaker 1: but please hold whatever We're gonna do system. Hello, Please
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  Speaker 1: stake your first and last name, Tyler. If you cannot
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  Speaker 1: answer what love is, please describe in detail about how
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  Speaker 1: a woman's reproductive system works. What I don't know a
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  Speaker 1: bottle alert. A bottle alert subject is not human. What
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  Speaker 1: are you, Tyler? This is Rachel. So the system just
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  Speaker 1: sent me an alert saying you failed again? Do you
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  Speaker 1: know the questions asking? I know how a woman's productive
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  Speaker 1: system works? Have one myself? Do you mean by a
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  Speaker 1: concert tickets? That's all I'm doing? You're talking to me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a human being. I'm not a bot. What does
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  Speaker 1: this have to do with anything? So? Do ovaries make
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  Speaker 1: you uncomfortable? This whole thing makes me uncomfortable. I just
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  Speaker 1: want the tickets. Oh you know what that sound means,
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  Speaker 1: don't you? No, I don't know what any of this means. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that sound means that this is actually a prank phone
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  Speaker 1: call we're doing on you with your girlfriend, Mackenzie. Phone
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  Speaker 1: tap alert? What a total nube? What what this is? Actually?
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  Speaker 1: Brooke for the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: It's a phone tap Holy that was so embarrassing. Your
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend said that you got some like pre access
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  Speaker 1: to your favorite band and she wanted to mess with you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that was That was crazy, I will say. She's also
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  Speaker 1: the one that said you wouldn't know how women's reproductive
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  Speaker 1: system works, which is a little concerning coming from your glad. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure she said that. That was your number nine
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  Speaker 1: phone tap of twenty twenty two broken Jeffrey in the morning,