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John Apologizes · The Spin Podcast

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  Welcome to the Spin another Wednesday.
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  It is October 8th, not October 7th.
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  Came in past. Yeah, that's right.
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  So we got a lot of comments in here vindicate.
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  But the spin shirt says apologize to nobody.
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  I am not apologizing to anybody. Tyler's not apologizing to
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  anybody. It's all me.
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  John is going to apologize to somebody, so we'll see how that
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  goes. Got a lot of stuff in my heart,
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  man. I just want to kind of come, you
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  know, I'm not about the negativity.
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  I'm not about the negativity. I just, you know, I want to
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  certainly play it with everybody, OK?
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  Jason Bourne is in the house, hasn't seen him for a while.
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  We definitely do not apologize for being late.
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  We're just letting you guys. We're on time.
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  Ready and yeah. We're actually never late.
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  We're just talk in the back and then we lose track of time.
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  We are actually considering how we get some of that out to you
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  all. I don't know if it's going to
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  happen or. Not We'll figure it out, we'll
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  cut it. We'll cut it and post we'll.
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  See Vicki. Good evening.
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  Caleb is waiting. No, he's not.
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  That's not the real Caleb. He just, he just wanted to type
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  that he didn't give a shit. Is that the little image there?
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  Is that same dancer in a dress? I can't tell that's.
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  Caleb taking a poop in the bathtub.
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  Maybe Phil B heard P score is not hot and it's just made-up.
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  I wanted to go on a segment about this, but I didn't want to
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  bother everybody, so I'll just leave it alone.
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  We'll leave that for next week. We.
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  Appreciate that. Well, two weeks we'll, we'll do
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  the crash recap and then bore everybody with some Peace Corps
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  talk. Jay free frit, Jay Fray fit.
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  I'm waiting to see the Zen buzz hit Tyler bad again.
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  Y'all don't know if I'll ever go that hard again.
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  There's never say never. I feel I flew too close to the
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  sound on that one. That's right.
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  Dude, we're going to have a a big Peace Corps talk when me and
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  you do them because we've we've tried, we've tried a couple out
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  and thus far both of us have been incredibly unsuccessful.
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  Let me tell you, I think I have like a mild form of Rabdo right
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  now. Dude I did the GHD 1 and that's
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  I it's getting me more than a normal GHD workout.
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  Like I I'm not bad at GHDS. I usually never I can do a
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  hundred in a row and I'm fine. The next I'm fine.
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  Like it doesn't come back. I feel these and I don't know if
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  it's the combo. I capped hard though just for
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  everybody who knows. Like this gymnastics workout
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  that Jr. said. I don't think anybody will cap.
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  I made it 3 rounds under the cap and I have AI had a whole nother
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  round. I like an idiot did a pull up
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  wall ball imam right before I did the clean workout.
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  Workout #1 which is toes to bar dubs and cleans is.
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  That 125 toes to bar on a 2 inch bar. 500 double digit.
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  Don't worry, I didn't do 125 toes to bar.
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  I did 120 did. You do a 2 inch bar did.
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  You. Yeah, I did a 2 inch bar I
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  didn't really have a problem with, so I was talking to John
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  about it yesterday. I wanted to do it to just get
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  like know what I was going to look like when we get to crash,
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  like I can't get exposed and just be completely embarrassed.
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  You'll. Just be embarrassed instead.
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  Yeah, now I'll just. Be regularly embarrassed.
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  I let everybody know what's going to happen before
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  beforehand. It will be, I think people.
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  People will have two avatars watching John and I do it.
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  Somebody who's capable of doing that workout and then yourself.
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  I will be the representation of yourself.
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  It is it is way harder. I went so slow because I knew
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  once he gets to the 265 bar, it's just like whatever happens,
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  happens and I so I was just gearing up for that.
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  I went so slow and it's still really hard.
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  Dude, so I did. I'm going to go slow on that
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  workout too. Yeah, and as soon as.
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  I did the first 25 toes to bar. I was like, John's going slower
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  on this than he. Did and I, I, so I, I, I, I
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  mathed it out of like a pace that I thought I could hold.
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  And, and then like add 20 seconds for transitions 'cause
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  you're never, you're never gonna go right to it like you want to.
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  Maybe the second, first to second round, second, you get
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  tired, it's gonna turn into 22nd transition, right?
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  You like, I know that. So I math it out.
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  Then I'm like, I'm not gonna finish, I'm gonna get math.
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  And this is with every single front squat taking 30 seconds
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  for the front squats to take 30 seconds.
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  And they will, I'll be able to like that no problem fast on
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  some of them. But, and, and so I told, I told
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  a buddy of mine, I was like, I'm going to get capped in this
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  workout. And it's supposed to be, and and
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  this is like, it's supposed to be like, it's supposed to be
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  like, like I'm going to be good at it.
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  I'm going to get capped. It's going to be.
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  And he's like, what part's bad for you?
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  The dubs, None of it. I'm just, I'm just not fit
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  enough to do it. It's my fitness.
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  That's the one. That's what like, you know,
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  double unders, you're fine. Toast bar, you're fine.
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  Like if you break it up properly, right, it's not fit
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  enough to make it. And like that, that's funny.
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  And like where are my advantages?
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  I'm not going to get there. Like it's Tyler, but like to
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  like be competitive amongst the field.
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  I'm not I'm not fit enough. I'm not going to make it.
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  J Rs Ability to write workouts that have levels to them is
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  almost unrivaled. The longer I did that workout, I
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  just thought of like every type of athlete that was going to do
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  it, even at that level that's like strong or just really, just
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  really fit. I was like, this is going to
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  weed out so many different people at so many different
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  stages. It's the, it's, they're all
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  amazing. Workouts.
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  It's a beauty. So I find workouts like that
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  first workout the best test of overall fitness.
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  Like if you just had one workout, this is how fit people
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  are. Yeah, because like I'm very
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  capable just movement wise, right, Like just to can you do
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  it? There's not many things I just
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  can't do. I can do almost everything that
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  the games people, which is why I have my opinions of games
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  workouts. Like you know why I think I can
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  be competitive in certain games workouts, but if you're not fit
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  enough to get to the the heavier sweets, you're you don't get to
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  play, you're not there. You know what I mean?
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  You don't you don't get to. So like you take somebody like
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  who's somebody super weak, that's super fit.
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  No. Super, super, super fit like a
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  Colin, like a Colin Bosshard, right?
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  You take a guy like that who a squat clean workout, like squat
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  clean wise, we're not in the same league.
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  Front squat, we're not in the same.
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  It's like we shouldn't be in the same gym difference.
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  And he beats me in that workout just like so badly, like I
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  shouldn't do the work out next to him.
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  And it's just because he's that much all around fitter.
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  You know what I mean? Which I, which I think is
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  beautiful. I think that's the beauty of
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  CrossFit. Yeah, it's it's Helen.
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  Helen's the right one, right the?
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  That's yeah, yeah. Yeah, I guess it's it doesn't
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  have a weightlifting component. How would you program that hold
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  on hold on hold on hold? On, hold on.
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  Let me let me let me clarify to Matt Sousa.
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  There's not one games workout that I can't do.
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  That's that's what I'm saying. I every single workout I can do.
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  That's that's when I reference. That's what I'm talking about.
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  We're not, you could beat me in workouts, but we're not the same
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  in that thing, right? The same with Tyler.
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  Like, go ahead, Tyler. How would you how would you
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  program that workout for for like the a good open like 2016
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  open not open today. Well, they've done it.
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  Helen, 16. No, no, no.
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  That the clean workout. J Rs Clean Workout.
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  They it's that open 16. Yeah, well, just changing.
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  It's 25 toes Yeah, it's 50 double under.
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  It's not 100 and it's I think 15131197 and the seven is 3/15.
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  3:15. Yeah, they literally did it.
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  Yeah, never mind. Sorry, that was a brain fart on
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  mine. No.
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  No, no. I mean, it's cool that they did
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  it. Yeah.
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  I think that's what Jr. said was his inspiration on that one.
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  Let me talk to him. Keeping it real, $5 Paraguay.
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  John Quick. I don't know.
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  I'm bad at South America. You.
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  Just have one entire weak spot. Yeah.
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  OK. What is the capital of Paraguay?
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  Desuncion is the capital Esuncion.
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  See, like half of them I can't pronounce.
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  That's why I can't. You can't commit it to memory
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  because you can't pronounce it. That's yo what?
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  Yo, what's that? Is it?
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  It's just if it's like a Spanish thing that I cannot like say, I
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  just don't care. I mean don't get me wrong, I got
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  most of South America, but like the ones I can't like that are
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  hard to say. I don't.
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  I just, you know, I'm good with European accents.
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  Oh, there was a good comment in here.
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  Hold on one second before we move on.
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  Here you go. So this is the Vince Vaughn
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  mentality. If you don't have any goals, you
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  don't ever fail. So if you just go in, like,
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  there'll be surprise. You set the floor low and
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  everybody's surprised when you outdo yourself.
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  That I mean, it's that's sound thinking, sound thinking.
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  That's good. You know what, you're you're
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  right. I feel bad about this.
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  I got next week I'll have all of South America does OK.
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  I I I feel bad about it. You all are right.
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  It is a weak spot. They don't do South America in
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  jeopardy because they don't they don't they can't say them
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  either. That's right.
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  So I will have Central American, South America dialed.
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  Give me this week, hit me again next week.
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  I'll have it dialed. Another 5 bucks grant and it'll
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  be we'll be there. All right, this is your reminder
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  viewer comments before we get to some crash Crucible rankings.
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  Mr. Friend put out his, John put out his.
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  We'll have a we'll look back and see that John will apologize.
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  Blind rankings is sure to make some people unhappy.
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  Right after I let's go back again.
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  We got to go. And it's CrossFit still for
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  sale. We'll find out later on in this
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  show, but we'll start off with viewer comments.
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  First off, Eric Mackie loves blind rankings, but lately they
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  are trash outside of appetizers. What's next?
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  Colors. Furniture Cloud types.
• 11:36
  Cloud types. Cumulonimbus is pretty good.
• 11:38
  Sprite clouds are are are high for me.
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  I'm a big stratus guy. Wall clouds are.
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  Cool, I can get behind Stratus cloud.
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  Contrails probably best. Government made Yeah, I thought
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  the appetizer 1 was like one of our worst ones because you guys
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  had no opinions on yeah. Yeah, no.
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  I thought, yeah, maybe this guy, just Eric, maybe your opinion is
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  trash. The question is, though, will
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  today's blind rankings upset more people than talking about
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  their dogs because Annie hurt her feeling her goldendoodle's
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  feelings? He feels left out.
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  And then at who let the cats out meow.
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  That is, that is, these are. What free name is that?
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  All cats who let the cats out. Meow.
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  Miniature dachshund owner here. My wife wanted it loudest.
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  Most annoying dog of all time. I regret it every day so.
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  People just start denouncing their own dogs.
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  There were, there were plenty of people that were upset.
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  Let me tell you what dog is not the best.
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  Mine. It's that demon devil down
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  there. That's right.
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  So yeah, there were. I mean, you saw my stories.
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  Jenny was upset I didn't like Frenchies and a few other people
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  piled on. So don't talk about people's
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  dogs. So John doesn't know Paraguay,
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  but Belinda Clark was very impressed by JY.
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  Port M is impressive. JY.
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  I was yelling Port Moresby but I'm an Aussie so it's a neighbor
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  for us. All right, good.
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  I'm glad. I'm.
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  I'm sorry. I let y'all down.
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  It does. It does bother me.
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  I'm sorry. It's it's it's really from just
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  not caring. It's not from lack of like
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  you're. Xenophobic.
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  Actually, Xenophobia. You don't like Ghee, You don't
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  like South American capital. Yeah, they're I'm noticing a
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  pattern. Yeah, I Rob.
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  Maybe. Maybe I'm racist.
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  I don't. I didn't know it.
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  I, me and Tyler got more in common than I thought.
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  I apologize for my racism. I'm not going to change, but I
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  apologize. Y'all, y'all right like.
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  At NJSB Construction this is a real comment.
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  Mayhem semifinal should be top 15 invite from previous year's
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  games as long as they qualify for semis this year and backfill
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  as needed. Be a showcase event One does.
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  First of all, does Mayhem even? Are they even a semifinal this
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  year? There seems to be a game of
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  chicken happening, isn't there? They're doing their mayhem
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  missions. Maybe that's what Don wanted to
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  talk to him about it and. You got to sign the contract.
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  Please dear God. So I mean, that's that's the
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  first question. Is Mayhem even back?
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  Sounded very like South Park. Yes, go with that.
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  I signed a contract. Please, please, for the love of
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  all that is holy, please sound contract.
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  OK, the yeah, I don't know. I mean, they, they entered it
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  pretty cautiously last year. Like, do we even want to do
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  this? The grant?
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  Keep it small, is what they said.
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  It was an expensive cautious. I don't.
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  Know they they they did it for not knowing if they were going
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  to do it. No, I mean, yeah, I don't think
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  they do anything just cheaply, but I could tell there was some
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  hesitation about like going all outgoing, really, really big and
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  then be like, this is too much, We can't keep doing this.
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  Now. I think they may have gone in
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  over their skis and did a lot seeing how how it worked out
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  but. There's a cheaper option, Rich,
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  just let me know. Yeah, they're not.
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  They're not against us either 5. 100 bucks is.
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  That what you. Said that's right.
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  That's right. At least I don't.
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  At least I don't think they're against us.
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  Are they against us? I don't think they're against
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  us. I think they like us so.
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  Far, so far they love. Us in the barn, that's basically
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  saying we're best friends. Yeah, I would, I would say
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  actually that's what they did last year though, is they
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  invited the top 20 athletes on the the rogue points ranking
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  system essentially. And then people just started
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  backing out. Like it's cool, it's a showcase
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  event. But at the same time, if you're
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  #11 you ain't going to Mayhem, like why would you go to Mayhem
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  Showtime? That's it, right?
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  And then I, I think that's my biggest concern about this
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  year's semifinals is where do athletes go?
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  Like, how do they plan their season?
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  Like, think about syndicate crown.
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  What if Adler says yes, Hopper says yes?
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  Maybe Dallon comes back even though he's maybe moving to
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  Colorado. Colorado or Utah?
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  Utah. Colorado.
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  Same thing. Who else?
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  Roman Austin, you know, there's how many people say yes.
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  Would Adler be syndicate? Yeah.
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  I mean, I think that would be where he would go versus going
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  to. I don't see, I don't think Adler
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  would enjoy going to Norcal. You don't think that fits his
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  environment? There's.
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  A lot to adapt and overcome and made at.
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  Norcal. You.
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  I feel like Valner would like Norcal.
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  He kind of thrives in chaos. It's.
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  Like putting a cat in a room of rat traps.
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  It's just. Yeah, but he, I, I would pay for
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  the Instagram like recap event like that he does at the, you
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  know, when he would do it at the games, he like recapped every
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  event and how it went. I would pay to see that.
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  Pat Patrick Reldner looking looking annoyed once again.
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  Just seem like F bombs one after another.
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  Right. But yeah, you add Rosama in
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  there, maybe Ty if he's still in the East Coast.
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  I mean, there's a lot of guys. At what point do you say I can't
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  make the cut off? It's not worth my time and
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  effort to do a this competition. I'll try my my luck somewhere
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  else. You're not in the top 7.
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  Don't go unless you just want to compete with the big boys.
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  I. Mean, I honestly think if you're
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  not like in the top five, yes, I am.
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  Depending on the programming, it's you know, it could be
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  anybody's given day. Is that chicken Nuggets?
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  Oh, it's going to be good. No, it's not.
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  It's popcorn chicken. What's the difference?
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  The the shape one's flat and the other one's completely around.
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  That's it. One card popcorn.
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  Oh, very hot, very hot. Why don't you tell us more about
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  it, John? You got it.
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  Got to do it that way. Yeah, there you go.
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  I got it. It was hot though.
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  I'm going to let it cool for a minute.
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  That took me out my lap. My lungs feel hot now, like
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  it's. Travelling.
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  Oh, that's that's pretty. Bad.
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  I don't know what this is. Misophonia.
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  Misophonia. I guess he doesn't like
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  listening to it. I think that's people that love
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  listening to food chewing. Yeah, I think.
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  I think he gets off to it actually.
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  Right. Nice.
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  It's a thing you can see cross fat.
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  Like raw dog no. Sauce look like you can, you
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  can, you can see it, can't you? Like, yeah.
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  Back to Mayhem. I mean, what do you guys think?
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  I mean top 7 and then you're like.
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  I think top, but the only reason I say that is like, even if
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  you're one of those guys, like just like Roman, I know it's
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  like home field for Roman, but if say you're Roman, do you want
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  to risk not making it because only two or three are going to
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  go? You know, like if 7 of y'all are
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  there and seven of y'all are worthy, 4 of y'all are not
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  making it. And it could be literally any of
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  the four. Like it's not.
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  There's no if the volatility of it is.
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  Well boys interrupted the sprig. Crazy.
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  He doesn't know if you'd go back to to Mayhem if it's going to be
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  programmed the same way it was last year.
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  Like he probably could go qualify at a better at a
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  different place than Mayhem. He would like Norcal.
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  Here's a. Different way to think about it,
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  are they better off running event that's just not part of
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  the season like? But when though?
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  I don't know, just ask the baby they're really good at.
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  No, no, no, no. I think Mayhem should pick
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  Torstop 1 and that's the date of their competition and offer
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  $100,000 to the winner and like and like.
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  Test out that loyalty. Test out that loyalty.
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  If Rich feels some type of way and I I don't know.
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  I know he feels some type of way with a lot of people, but I
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  don't know if the WFP is one of those people.
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  But if they are, that would be really fun.
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  That would be really fun. And for the record, OBTI Mayhem,
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  but it would be fun just to see what happened.
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  Like I would eat my popcorn chicken and watch the fireworks
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  that'll. Be good I guess.
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  If they didn't make it part of the season, they could fill the
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  void of Wadapalooza. Oh, in that part, yeah.
• 21:20
  Now, Cookeville in January is not exactly Miami in January,
• 21:24
  but. Cookville in January wouldn't be
• 21:27
  terrible. I wouldn't want to if you were
• 21:29
  going to this. It's cold ish.
• 21:33
  Cold. I wouldn't want to see them do
• 21:37
  like wild events like when they did the that mayhem camp where
• 21:41
  they hiked across to seniors farm from Rich's farm.
• 21:46
  Like I want to see shit like that.
• 21:47
  You could do that if it's an offseason.
• 21:49
  And that team and the other team got lost and we're out there for
• 21:53
  hours and then Rich's team had to go back and find them because
• 21:57
  they're just gone. I think Dan led him astray or
• 21:59
  something. You know somebody led him
• 22:01
  astray, but. Dan's right.
• 22:02
  I've been doing, I've been done this trail for forever.
• 22:05
  I know where I'm going. And then Nope.
• 22:08
  And the last comment, Jeanette, cover your ears at Just Dell 1.
• 22:16
  I love Tyler for him breaking that dog out.
• 22:21
  I'm married. You're married, but still heart
• 22:24
  emojis. So I don't know who just Dell
• 22:27
  is, but just Dell likes Tyler for breaking that dog out.
• 22:31
  Dang, dude. Jeanette.
• 22:33
  Janelle Judd. What's this one?
• 22:36
  Jess. Jess.
• 22:38
  Jess yeah. Dude, you got away with Jay
• 22:43
  names John. Those it isn't.
• 22:47
  Just there's. There's just not, that's not
• 22:49
  actual love. It's a it's just 'cause I, I, I
• 22:52
  stole that dog. It's.
• 22:54
  Just lost. Yeah, OK.
• 22:57
  It's vicariously living through me.
• 22:59
  She heard that story and she's like, that's a man I want to be
• 23:02
  with right there. Yep.
• 23:04
  Only I'd known that before I got married and Tyler got married
• 23:07
  and had a kid and all kinds of stuff.
• 23:08
  Happened I I pulled up earlier. After stealing that dog Tyler,
• 23:16
  the things I would do to you. Put you right in jail because
• 23:21
  that's illegal. Yeah, her, her, her.
• 23:24
  Her husband doesn't watch the show.
• 23:27
  She doesn't let him watch the show.
• 23:33
  All right, that's fewer comments.
• 23:35
  Drop your comments down below. We need some more comments.
• 23:37
  There are a lot more comments to our October 7th reel than there
• 23:40
  were last week's show, so make sure you add, add to it.
• 23:49
  By the way, October 7th, that was a that was a lot of work to
• 23:52
  put that reel together of every time we mentioned October 7th in
• 23:56
  the last year and a half or I. Guess I couldn't believe you did
• 23:59
  it. I watched it.
• 24:00
  I was like, did he? Really.
• 24:01
  You had me convinced something was going to happen.
• 24:05
  You. Had you convinced?
• 24:10
  You knew what was going to happen.
• 24:12
  Still might happen. I don't know.
• 24:14
  Might be October 7th somewhere. Anytime I would get any
• 24:17
  information that was relevant, I'd be like, guys, I think
• 24:20
  there's a chance. And John was like, I freaking
• 24:22
  knew it. And then anytime there was any
• 24:24
  information to the counter, John be like I don't know.
• 24:29
  Yeah. All right.
• 24:30
  That's for your comments. We'll be right back with John's
• 24:33
  Crash Crucible rankings. Guys, if you're in Spartanburg,
• 24:36
  October 17th through the 19th, you got to come out to Crash
• 24:41
  Crucible. The workout center program are
• 24:43
  actually baseball workouts that Jason and I did in training for
• 24:48
  the 2024 games. Very hard, fun to watch.
• 25:14
  Definitely check it out. October 17th and 19th,
• 25:23
  Spartanburg, SC. Be there.
• 25:26
  We're all going to be there, except spent.
• 25:29
  Except for me, but I'll be watching maybe anyway.
• 25:35
  John, you have ranked all 29 athletes, men and women.
• 25:43
  And so we're going to walk through that and see see where
• 25:45
  you where you think they are going to show up.
• 25:48
  So let's. Yeah, I feel like we'll have a
• 25:50
  lot of conversation on the top, like 10 of each one.
• 25:54
  Then after that, after that, it's kind of a crapshoot.
• 25:57
  I have my reasons why I ranked people where they did after the
• 25:59
  top 10, but a lot of things can happen.
• 26:02
  Yeah. All right.
• 26:02
  We're going to start with the men.
• 26:05
  Is there any world where Colton Mertens does not win Crash
• 26:13
  Crucible? It's, it's hard to see that
• 26:17
  world. I I think there is a world that
• 26:22
  Colton doesn't win, but it would involve better people joining
• 26:28
  the competition in this. World in the real world.
• 26:36
  I don't. I don't think so.
• 26:37
  Is there any, is there any event as you think through it and
• 26:40
  you've tested a couple of them that he struggles?
• 26:44
  Like, I mean, I think the rope climb events his worst event,
• 26:47
  but it's 400 meter runs in between and he's he's much
• 26:54
  better at running intervals than like a straight run.
• 26:57
  You know, I think if you want him to finish badly, you program
• 26:59
  a a four mile run instead of a 400 meter things.
• 27:04
  But J Rs not programming for Colton to do badly.
• 27:06
  He's just programming the he's not going to struggle with the
• 27:09
  peg boards. And I just think with this field
• 27:13
  like, yeah, I I think Chris Ibarra is going to beat him in
• 27:16
  that workout, but where who else does, you know what I mean?
• 27:21
  I just think he finished his top five in that workout and he's
• 27:24
  just, it just doesn't matter because with P score, he's going
• 27:27
  to kill everybody so badly in the front squat workout.
• 27:31
  Like he's going to have an immediate lead, you know, and
• 27:35
  honestly, I think the, you know, I think it's going to carry that
• 27:39
  through all the way up to this. And I just don't think, I just
• 27:42
  don't think there's any way to make that up.
• 27:44
  Judy, Rita wants to know. Are we supposed to buy tickets
• 27:47
  ahead of time? I can't find anything.
• 27:48
  A lot. They are, as Pedro would say, on
• 27:51
  the door. You can buy them on the door.
• 27:54
  Most of us would say you can buy them at the door, Pedro says on
• 27:58
  the door. On the door, does he say that?
• 28:02
  He does. So he had the last show he had
• 28:05
  with Jr. and I can't remember who the other coach was talking
• 28:08
  about something CrossFit gym related that that came up and
• 28:13
  Pedro was like, yeah, you buy them on the door.
• 28:17
  So that is, that must be. Glued to the door.
• 28:19
  So yeah, they'll be there. Colton, I don't like how you
• 28:24
  phrase that. I phrase what?
• 28:27
  In a different world, that or if better athletes.
• 28:31
  That's the truth. I mean, James, James Sprague
• 28:33
  shows up. I mean, I think there's a world
• 28:37
  where where and what's funny is I think Colton still might win
• 28:41
  that because he's still making up everybody.
• 28:44
  James, they keep beating him on that front squat workout, you
• 28:47
  know, but if. I don't know, dude.
• 28:54
  Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm not James specifically, but like if you
• 28:58
  had three or four horses that are in this, I think one of them
• 29:02
  beats Colton, but that's what it would take.
• 29:07
  Yeah, like somebody that makes made the podium at the Games.
• 29:12
  Magnus wants to know is there any event that Colton would not
• 29:14
  beat John by 5 minutes or more? That's.
• 29:20
  Not even 5 minutes long. Yeah, listen, that's a, that's
• 29:24
  a, that's a 3 minute workout. I'm burning the house down and I
• 29:28
  know I can go unbroken. Those handstand push ups.
• 29:30
  Can Colton flip a £600 sled better than I can?
• 29:33
  We will see. I mean probably, but but not by
• 29:38
  5 minutes, not by 5 minutes. No you you would have a a decent
• 29:43
  chance against. Colton, I want to know if your
• 29:44
  back blows up. You know the the only thing, the
• 29:47
  only No, it was too little. Have you, did you see like me,
• 29:50
  flip the pig at grid like I I'm a pretty, I'm pretty good at
• 29:54
  that, at flipping the slide. It wasn't stole.
• 29:56
  You stole reps from people. It was like, move, let me do.
• 29:59
  This. It wasn't heavy, it wasn't heavy
• 30:01
  and I have no idea what this will feel like, right?
• 30:03
  It could be completely different, but what I am worried
• 30:08
  about is if I'm just too beat up from the all the other workouts
• 30:13
  because I don't put that out of question and me and Tyler are
• 30:15
  going to try to do all this in three days.
• 30:17
  I thought it. Was 2 days.
• 30:20
  Well, we're going to do the last like we were not going to able
• 30:22
  to do it because we're getting there on Wednesday.
• 30:24
  So Wednesday night we're going to do one event.
• 30:26
  Thursday we're going to try to do 3, but if it ends up being 2,
• 30:30
  it's two. And then you know, one on
• 30:32
  Saturday, 1:00 on Sunday. However we're going to we're
• 30:34
  going to figure it out, but it's just hard timing wise.
• 30:39
  It'll probably end up being 1311 because we have to, you know, do
• 30:43
  our thing. But if I could be like really
• 30:49
  beat up and then I just, I'm just not fit enough to, I just
• 30:52
  don't recover well enough. That was.
• 30:55
  Can you see that, Tyler? I 100% can see that being a
• 30:58
  thing where Jr. Told us that he was like, hey,
• 31:01
  if you do like a lot of these in one day, you're not going to be
• 31:03
  able to move. Because and like I'm scared of
• 31:07
  the pooling workout just because I'm going to make it through 1
• 31:12
  implement and then I don't know if I can do anything else like
• 31:14
  I'm just. Colton, he would have a decent
• 31:17
  chance of not just being brutalized by you.
• 31:20
  That's what that means. I need three touch and go clean
• 31:23
  and jerks with 315 Colton and and under 10 seconds.
• 31:27
  Let's see if you let's see. Just touch and go clean and
• 31:30
  jerks, I guess. Are you going to go head to head
• 31:32
  against W kits in the enhanced? Game I saw that so W kits is
• 31:36
  doing the enhanced games. In my mind that means I won
• 31:41
  because I am not enhanced. Dude, I saw that and I've, I've,
• 31:46
  I've, I've been around WA little bit.
• 31:49
  I'd liked him when we hung out right there.
• 31:51
  No, no shade on him, but I don't think anybody was surprised to
• 31:55
  see that he was going to the Indians.
• 31:57
  It's like, no shit. Three time Pan American champion
• 32:05
  snatch 177, clean and jerk 223. Those are in kilograms.
• 32:11
  It's. About 400 and 500.
• 32:14
  Holy. Shit, it's just short of both
• 32:16
  those numbers, 400 and 500. Do you think could could he get
• 32:19
  the bonus for two $250,000 bonus if you set a world record?
• 32:24
  Is there any chance he sets a world record?
• 32:26
  He's he's small right now, I know he got small 4 grid so he
• 32:31
  can move faster. He doesn't even look the same as
• 32:34
  he did a few years ago. I mean, it's the when is when is
• 32:39
  the competition may I mean, he's about to, you know, trend it up
• 32:44
  as big as he can and give it a shot.
• 32:46
  I I, I don't know. I don't know.
• 32:47
  I know. Really interesting to see what
• 32:49
  he looks like. I.
• 32:51
  Mean yeah, look at him there, dude.
• 32:53
  Like Gruffy, he he doesn't look like that now.
• 32:57
  At least I don't think so. He went from like.
• 33:02
  Is that him? Yeah.
• 33:04
  Am I right? Yeah.
• 33:06
  Dude, that's insane. He didn't look as that big at
• 33:12
  grid, but again, I know he was a little bit smaller.
• 33:17
  He looks like he should model for born primitive now or
• 33:19
  something. Maybe he does.
• 33:23
  Born primitive? Need an athlete?
• 33:26
  Ridiculous dollar zoom shoes. That's American.
• 33:30
  Sold out quick, didn't we? Hey, we were there.
• 33:34
  Don't, don't. Oh, there we go.
• 33:36
  Here we go. Hey, Colton's a Lucian athlete.
• 33:39
  That's right. Oh, I don't think it's John.
• 33:46
  I'd. I'd ask for a drug test.
• 33:48
  John, you. Might.
• 33:49
  I don't. I don't think they care,
• 33:51
  honestly. He just starts before me.
• 33:56
  I think our Rep speed's actually really close to this name.
• 33:59
  He just. Gets.
• 34:00
  Started. He gets started so much faster
• 34:02
  than I do, and that's because the weight's so light.
• 34:06
  If it's 2:25 I can grip and RIP without setting up too but it's
• 34:09
  not and I can't he's. Just running, he bounced it.
• 34:14
  Gross. Dude, my back was wrecked.
• 34:16
  After that, I bet it was. So ya, Mr. Wes Kits, that's good
• 34:25
  stuff. I'm negative.
• 34:28
  I have no desire. I want to see Wes kits do 100
• 34:32
  bar facing burpees under 5 minutes.
• 34:33
  That's what I want to see because I'm much more proud of
• 34:36
  doing that than any weightlifting thing I've ever
• 34:38
  done. I.
• 34:39
  Don't believe you? Way more for I'm way more proud
• 34:42
  of that that's and like it doesn't you're. £400 cleaned.
• 34:46
  Yes, absolutely. Absolutely.
• 34:48
  Very important. No, that was another thing.
• 34:52
  I got $2000 worth of parties. That's right, because Oh, that's
• 34:56
  what it is. I'm so not the money.
• 35:01
  Aerobic Tyler. Like it was so much harder to do
• 35:05
  that in my opinion, than cleaning four O 5.
• 35:10
  I I know I'm regular. I know most people won't
• 35:12
  understand that, but like it's so in my, it's so much harder
• 35:15
  for me to do that than it than it is to to lift heavy.
• 35:19
  Like if I wanted to and dedicated like not being fit and
• 35:22
  I'm just going to blow up to 220.
• 35:24
  I think I'll clean 4:45, but that's what it would take.
• 35:28
  I'd be 225 and I couldn't run a mile under 10 minutes.
• 35:31
  Definitely couldn't do 100 burpees.
• 35:32
  And and I don't think I could do 100.
• 35:34
  Burpees in no time limit. But but I think I could get to
• 35:37
  there, but it doesn't. I would much I I don't want.
• 35:40
  I like being a little bit fit, you know?
• 35:44
  Yeah, same. I just can't get there.
• 35:48
  All right, Colt Merton's first, Chris Ibarra second.
• 35:51
  Is there a world where Chris is not second John?
• 35:55
  Yes. No.
• 36:00
  Say Nate Ackerman cannot beat Chris Ibarra.
• 36:03
  I. Think that's disrespect on Nate?
• 36:05
  I'll disrespect Nate Paul, Paul, Nate Ackerman, Nate Ackerman.
• 36:11
  I don't think you could beat Chris Ibarra.
• 36:13
  Uh. Oh.
• 36:15
  Now, I did say, I did say the same thing to Taylor last year
• 36:20
  and Taylor did beat him. And I had to apologize to Taylor
• 36:24
  and I said, Taylor, you are better than Chris Ibarra.
• 36:27
  And I had to eat my words. And I did because he did that.
• 36:29
  He did it and he beat him. I don't think you can beat Chris
• 36:33
  Ibarra. Nate, I'm throwing it out there
• 36:35
  right now. And Taylor's going to be out
• 36:39
  there counting your weights every single workout.
• 36:42
  OK? So you got to go through a lot
• 36:43
  of adversity. Nate, it's because you haven't
• 36:46
  made friends with John yet. You need to be best friends with
• 36:48
  John for him to put you at 2nd. That's fair.
• 36:50
  If I meet you, if I meet you and I like you.
• 36:52
  If I be friends. It's going to change Friday
• 36:58
  morning. Nate is second place, but.
• 37:01
  Guys, I changed my mind. Nate's a good dude.
• 37:04
  It's. A good dude.
• 37:06
  Who the hell is Connor Voltz? Dude, Syndicate Crown.
• 37:11
  I know who he is. Yeah, he was.
• 37:13
  He was kind of blazing during a couple of those events.
• 37:16
  Yeah, bigger guy likes to send it and held on like way more
• 37:22
  than me and Bill thought he would.
• 37:23
  I know there were multiple, multiple workouts where we're
• 37:27
  like, I don't think this is smart.
• 37:29
  I think he's coming out way too hot.
• 37:30
  And then he just ended up holding on and he had the last
• 37:36
  later workouts. They weren't good for him.
• 37:38
  But one of those were handstand walking.
• 37:43
  There's no handstand walking. It's just handstand push ups.
• 37:46
  And then there's a big freaking sled.
• 37:48
  And Connor is a big guy. He's a big guy who can lift
• 37:52
  heavy and he's can run well. If gymnastics are his weakness,
• 37:57
  like this is the most heavy crash we've ever seen.
• 38:02
  And that's why he's there because he's he's strong and
• 38:05
  he's fast and he's a bigger guy. I can, I see Connor, like
• 38:09
  killing that sled workout, the sled kettlebell deadlift
• 38:13
  workout, you know, just these big guy that could just grind.
• 38:19
  That's what he is. Yeah, I I'm not unhappy with
• 38:23
  that. I think he is.
• 38:25
  He's definitely top five material.
• 38:26
  Max Creed 5th place. Drake Lewis 6th.
• 38:32
  Jacob Marlow 7th. Who is Justin John?
• 38:38
  I'm legitimately Connor was a softball.
• 38:41
  Who's Justin Johnson? John, he's going to surprise
• 38:44
  John, man. Justin Johnson is a name there.
• 38:46
  Best friends with John it. Turns out no, no, no, no, no, I
• 38:50
  don't know Justin Johnson at all.
• 38:51
  Just because we got the same last name, first name kind of
• 38:55
  thing going on. I thought, no, I I've never, I
• 38:58
  don't know. I don't know who he is.
• 38:59
  I just know the stuff that he's posted, not on Instagram, but
• 39:03
  like qualifier things and times like that and according to his
• 39:08
  times like he's going to be pretty deep like this is where
• 39:10
  he's going to be. That's why I literally don't
• 39:12
  know him at all. It's just he posts pretty
• 39:15
  impressive times and qualifiers. He could suck in person.
• 39:20
  I I have no clue but some of the stuff that he has is impressive
• 39:24
  all. Right.
• 39:28
  Sammy de Meester, 9th. Matthias Porter, 10th.
• 39:35
  I'm interested to see how Matthias does 'cause he did
• 39:37
  amazing a crash last year. I think he was fourth.
• 39:41
  Right. But he had like three home runs.
• 39:45
  One of them was a legless rope climb workout.
• 39:47
  I think he'll be very good at the, you know, purgatory.
• 39:52
  Another one was a freaking deficit handstand push up
• 39:55
  workout that I didn't think he would have a chance at being
• 39:58
  good at. Now I think this and if you
• 40:01
  recall. It's Hanson push ups and then
• 40:04
  the sled like the push right like and that's one of the
• 40:08
  workouts he did amazing at. I know this is a heavy sled, but
• 40:13
  I just feel like he's going to be all right.
• 40:15
  I just think I don't I don't think he's going to hit as many
• 40:17
  home runs as he did last year, but I think he's going to be
• 40:20
  better than most people think. And now I threw that out there
• 40:24
  at one of the semi final events. I forget if it was Norcal or
• 40:27
  Syndicate but and he wasn't good.
• 40:30
  So if he's not, if he's not good at this one, I'll stop ranking
• 40:34
  him high. But I underrated him once.
• 40:37
  I give you benefit of a doubt a few times after that.
• 40:41
  If he sucks in this one then I'll stop ranking him high.
• 40:44
  But for now, I I don't want to underestimate Mathias Porter.
• 40:48
  I think you are underestimating. Him.
• 40:50
  Well, I don't think you're a teaching guy.
• 40:54
  I I don't. I can't argue too much Max
• 40:57
  Krieg, I just cannot. I can't either.
• 41:00
  I can't either and I should be. You should be able to.
• 41:04
  He's a good runner and he's big. He surprised me last year at
• 41:09
  Crash. Yes, but other than that you
• 41:12
  kind of just get a little disappointed like he he he
• 41:14
  doesn't do enough in things that you think he's going to do well
• 41:17
  at and then. Yeah, he's not a home run
• 41:19
  hitter. He's not a home run hitter and
• 41:22
  he's got holes, but he just ends up higher than you think he did
• 41:28
  at the end of the weekend. He's done this multiple times.
• 41:32
  Do you know where he ended up at Norcal?
• 41:35
  Because if you remember Norcal, like the first day he was like
• 41:40
  garbage. I think he had like a 19th and a
• 41:43
  31st in heavy Isabel. Like he was so bad.
• 41:46
  Do you know where he ended up in the weekend?
• 41:48
  6th? He was 6th place and he was
• 41:52
  like, he was like 25th after day one.
• 41:56
  The guy just ends up being around here, right?
• 42:01
  And that's why that's why he's there.
• 42:02
  And I, Drake Lewis and Jacob Marlowe, they, I, I haven't seen
• 42:06
  enough from them where I want to put them above him.
• 42:09
  Jacob Marlowe is like, yeah, I know you're high on Drake.
• 42:13
  Jacob Marlowe is a bit of a Sam Quant kind of guy.
• 42:19
  Like sometimes guy's awesome and then sometimes really not
• 42:23
  awesome. Like you just don't really know.
• 42:25
  You don't really know what you're going to get.
• 42:27
  And, and, and like I was like Sam, he's very Sam Quant esque.
• 42:32
  And so I kind of just split the middle.
• 42:34
  Like he could be third, he could be 14th.
• 42:37
  You know what I put? Up Max Krieg is really good at
• 42:41
  the left lane Gator push. He won that one, so.
• 42:46
  Yeah, those 50 points really did him a service.
• 42:49
  You got .5 points, but yeah, let's see, going over to.
• 42:56
  The next the next person down had 99 and he was 85.5, so if he
• 43:02
  would have got 13th place in that truck push, he's still 5th
• 43:06
  place. Fair enough.
• 43:07
  I haven't seen one name yet that I'm really disappointed in you,
• 43:10
  John. Mason Griffin 11th I think he
• 43:14
  Mason might have some other things going on.
• 43:17
  Preoccupied competition. I think I think he needs to show
• 43:21
  out. This is a very important weekend
• 43:22
  for him. That's fair, Mason.
• 43:27
  No sex before the event, OK. Even self-inflicted.
• 43:34
  Listen like this is a. This is a I'm Yeah, I know.
• 43:44
  That got me. I I'm going to either think very
• 43:48
  highly of you or I'm going to think lowly of you for a while,
• 43:52
  depending on how this competition goes, Mason, because
• 43:56
  you're not very aerobic. We all know it, but you're a
• 43:59
  freaking powerhouse. I just don't believe that.
• 44:04
  This is like 28th place in the hundreds workout and Syndicate
• 44:07
  should tell you everything you need to know the like.
• 44:10
  And then Grant's the complete opposite.
• 44:11
  Grant is a real big but not strong.
• 44:14
  It's crazy how they're brothers, but they're like just kind of
• 44:17
  polar opposites of each other. You gotta be that way, his
• 44:19
  brothers. This is the heaviest Crash Jr.
• 44:22
  has ever done. You have 3 events that you
• 44:24
  should show out now. Maybe not when because there's
• 44:28
  always some fitness to it as Jr. never has a straight strength
• 44:31
  event. There's always some fitness to
• 44:32
  it, but you should do well in a lot of these events if Trista is
• 44:39
  more important to you than your actual fitness.
• 44:42
  I don't care about you, Mason, and I'm never going to.
• 44:45
  You've got priorities in the wrong place.
• 44:47
  Do that after the competition. I don't care.
• 44:51
  You're not worthy of me even figuring out how good you are if
• 44:54
  that's your priority. But if you come out here, you do
• 44:58
  what you can do, and then you assess the situation after the
• 45:04
  competition, then we're great. Then you'd be great and I'm
• 45:09
  going to think highly of you from what that's worth.
• 45:11
  You might not care. I don't care if you don't care.
• 45:13
  But that's how I feel about Mason Grip.
• 45:15
  Clip that Mason. Just send it to Trista.
• 45:17
  That'll take care of it. Yeah #12 Noah Olson.
• 45:21
  No, no, no Noah Wilson. No Wilson.
• 45:25
  Another, another like, kind of like a Justin Johnson character.
• 45:31
  He's just he's he's there's a lot of names.
• 45:33
  You just see them and like when I'm doing my research, not
• 45:36
  severe. Great comment.
• 45:38
  I agree. If Mason doesn't, if Mason is
• 45:40
  like F that guy. Cool.
• 45:42
  I'm yeah, it's my y'all gotta care what I say, but I am going
• 45:45
  to talk about you a lot on air. Yeah, this guy's like Justin
• 45:50
  Johnson. I, I, maybe you've seen him in a
• 45:52
  lower tier competition, but a lot of this stuff, I'm just
• 45:56
  pulling numbers from workouts and like, he's gonna be really
• 46:01
  good at the rope climb workout. He's not the strongest guy, but
• 46:06
  maybe he's strong enough. I, I don't know a ton about him,
• 46:09
  but his times in workouts is why he's here.
• 46:14
  A lot of these guys, there's a lot of guys you think of like I
• 46:17
  like to use left Aris, Theophonitis, way back in the
• 46:20
  days, Greece, Greek guy was always like second or first in
• 46:24
  the open, like always great, great quarterfinals.
• 46:28
  Yeah, he ended up popping. But whenever he got to the games
• 46:31
  though, sucked, right? So you never know with guys that
• 46:36
  like pop up on leaderboards a lot until you see them in
• 46:40
  person. You think Noah?
• 46:41
  'S you think Noah's juicing and then?
• 46:43
  No, no, I think is I think he would score better in strength
• 46:47
  events if he was juicing, but but the you never know what
• 46:52
  these people have until you see them in person.
• 46:55
  So I kind of just put them where I think like their numbers are
• 47:00
  and then I dock them a couple places and then that's where I
• 47:03
  end up putting them. And then, and then he could.
• 47:05
  Be he could be top 10 then. Yeah, he could.
• 47:07
  He could. He could be like 6th place.
• 47:10
  And if he does it, then now we know who Noah Wilson is.
• 47:13
  I'm not going to bank on it because history has shown you
• 47:17
  shouldn't. But every once in a while there
• 47:19
  is a guy that like like. He's the real deal.
• 47:22
  John Wood finished I think 12th, 11th, 12th in one of the
• 47:26
  semifinals a couple years ago. You haven't.
• 47:28
  Done. He was 11th in the TFX
• 47:30
  Invitational. But yeah, like 2 years ago
• 47:34
  though, he missed out on the the North America West.
• 47:36
  I think it was at Carson he got was out by one spot or something
• 47:40
  like that. Oh.
• 47:40
  I do. I think it was E because I want
• 47:42
  to say Hatfield was in that race, too.
• 47:45
  Maybe you're right. We we look him up.
• 47:46
  That's not hard, but I know what you're saying.
• 47:48
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 47:48
  He was like one or two spots out and then the sandbag workout
• 47:51
  took him out. You haven't done on 13th?
• 47:54
  What? What don't you like about Mr.
• 47:55
  Wood? Nothing is just where he is.
• 47:59
  The other guys are better. He was 13th.
• 48:01
  In 20/24/2023 he was in North America West semifinal.
• 48:06
  He took 12th. He missed out.
• 48:10
  Oh, John's the old guy. He's.
• 48:16
  He's older. Yeah, yeah, he's like 31.
• 48:20
  Yeah, he called in. He called in to kill Taylor and
• 48:23
  basically had no fucking idea what was going on and was like,
• 48:26
  I didn't really warm up. I fucking love this.
• 48:31
  Dude, yeah, dude, he's like, he's a fit guy, but he never
• 48:34
  really finishes higher than 11th, so it's hard for me to
• 48:38
  justify making him finish higher than 11th whenever it yeah, look
• 48:41
  at that 12/12/13, he's very consistent and where do I have
• 48:45
  him? To work 11:13 so slightly
• 48:49
  different. You see what I'm saying?
• 48:50
  Like, like he's very consistent and I'm just going to leave him,
• 48:54
  whatever what he's doing. All right.
• 48:57
  Quinn Robinson, he was at syndicate crown.
• 48:59
  Jace Brooks was at Syndicate Crown.
• 49:01
  He was at Norcal. Jace Brooks was Jace.
• 49:04
  Brooks is on the come up. I I'm, I'm hoping he at least
• 49:08
  does what John thinks he's going to do here.
• 49:10
  I, you know, he's kind of hurt by the events because where he
• 49:14
  can hit a home run, it's just there's just not enough running.
• 49:19
  Like like a straight running event is what he's strong.
• 49:21
  As hell. Though, Yeah, yeah.
• 49:22
  But like what he's going to beat everybody at like is a running
• 49:26
  event and you got your pulling in there with the right like I
• 49:30
  just don't you know, it's hard for you to win when it's only
• 49:33
  1600 meters. The way Jr. programs like you
• 49:37
  have to have some years of CrossFit under your belt, and
• 49:39
  Jace is still young and new to the sport, I think, yeah.
• 49:44
  Mike Evans, Zach Levy, Kevin Shoots, Kaden Myers.
• 49:48
  You're killing me, John. Mike Needleman, What's wrong
• 49:54
  with Tyler? You'll get there.
• 49:56
  I'm just disappointed so far in where we are and you haven't
• 50:00
  gotten there yet. You're saying somebody is not in
• 50:02
  the top 20? That should be.
• 50:03
  Yes. OK.
• 50:09
  Continue Bike Needleman. Keep is.
• 50:11
  There anybody I don't know. I mean, I, I can't really argue
• 50:17
  worth arguing with. Somebody's going to be 18th or
• 50:19
  21st, 21st. Ethan Shivy 22nd Paige Powers,
• 50:28
  baby daddy Dalton Rogers I guess now husband Corby Foxhall.
• 50:38
  Isn't that the guy that Hiller called out?
• 50:40
  For Box, yeah, but he also called in to kill Taylor and
• 50:43
  beat Taylor this week. Who's your guy?
• 50:48
  Moved. Corby moved like a machine, like
• 50:51
  a metronome. He didn't change.
• 50:54
  I wanted to go back and clock his paces on each of his
• 50:56
  movements, first round to last. He did not change his pace at
• 50:59
  all. It was, it was like kind of
• 51:01
  creepy in the way that he just did not move.
• 51:03
  Now, other than the interval workout, where would that
• 51:06
  benefit him in these workouts? I'm just saying that that is a
• 51:10
  huge indicator of fitness to me. For sure and but Corby Foxhall
• 51:15
  does amazing in these like 20 minute AMRAP workouts and if
• 51:21
  it's a 5 minute explosive go, he's not.
• 51:25
  So what are these workouts trend to?
• 51:30
  I mean. Like if you just do straight
• 51:32
  fitness, like in a CrossFit Games, Corby Foxhall is probably
• 51:36
  ahead of a guy like Mike Evans. But I'm really basing this off
• 51:40
  of the events that are at Crash. It's not you.
• 51:44
  You, you understand what I'm saying.
• 51:47
  And that's why he is where he's at.
• 51:48
  And. He got hurt in the 2023
• 51:52
  semifinals on that first machine workout so.
• 51:55
  Same with Dalton Rogers. Dalton Rogers is really fit, but
• 52:00
  he's not strong, and handstand walking is something he's
• 52:04
  really, really good at. There's no handstand walking.
• 52:07
  Like when we get to the women, there's some extremely good
• 52:10
  handstand walkers. Does that mean they're a good at
• 52:12
  deficit handstand push ups? That's not always the case, you
• 52:16
  know. And so I picked people that I
• 52:18
  know are good at hands that I know that can handle the sled
• 52:21
  really, really well over your really good gymnastic handstand
• 52:26
  walkers because that doesn't mean they're great at deficit
• 52:29
  handstand push ups. You understand what I'm saying?
• 52:31
  It's not just a automatic home run.
• 52:33
  And that's why these guys like Ethan Shiby, Dalton Rodgers and
• 52:38
  Corby Foxhall are all kind of in this.
• 52:40
  They were in this little like 3 pack and I, you know, you can
• 52:43
  just pick your part, part person.
• 52:45
  And then Mike Evans, Kevin shoots and who go up?
• 52:51
  Go Myers, Mike. Needleman.
• 52:54
  No, no, no. I'm thinking about that guy,
• 52:56
  Zach Levy. They they were also in a pack
• 52:59
  and these are big guys that are fit, but they're not, they're
• 53:03
  not as fit as these guys, but they're big guys that are fit.
• 53:06
  And these guys are little guys that are fit or just, you know,
• 53:09
  not as strong guys that are fit and they're fitter than the big
• 53:12
  guys. Look, it's Wes Peters.
• 53:16
  I'll put $500. Dalton is top 15.
• 53:19
  Take it away, John. I'll I'll, I'll leave that.
• 53:23
  That's not worth it at all. 7 spots on something like a semi
• 53:26
  finals competition? Like no, not close.
• 53:29
  You would say top ten. I'll take that.
• 53:33
  Put your money where your mouth is, Whiz.
• 53:36
  He's not that good. I know there are workouts that
• 53:39
  he's going to be bad at. Yeah, he could be 12th.
• 53:43
  He's also a bit. On but I just know there are
• 53:46
  workouts he will be bad at. That's the only reason they are
• 53:49
  where they are. That's fair.
• 53:53
  Carlos Labarth, Labar, Grant Griffin down there in 27th.
• 53:58
  Damn, John, that's not. I don't think that's right.
• 54:01
  Dude, he's like the last one to get in.
• 54:03
  It's hard to say he's going to do better than that.
• 54:04
  Sarin, Suvanasi, Nasai, I don't know him and Nick Azor.
• 54:09
  Last place Tyler's trash pick Nick Azor.
• 54:13
  He's a. Well, he's a mayhem that's not
• 54:16
  very nice. Tyler, who's your trash pick?
• 54:18
  I guess. Did Tanner pull out?
• 54:20
  Yes. That's who you were searching
• 54:22
  for? Yes, I would have had Tanner
• 54:24
  higher than. This I was like, John, what the
• 54:26
  hell is wrong with you? I think Tanner's.
• 54:28
  Out. You don't think I would have had
• 54:29
  Tanner higher than that after what he did at Syndicate?
• 54:31
  Yeah, I was like, John, what are you doing?
• 54:34
  Yeah, dude, come on now. OK.
• 54:37
  Top ten Wes. Top ten.
• 54:42
  I just told you he could get 12th.
• 54:44
  Why would I take that? What kind of retarded logic is
• 54:49
  that? I just said he could do that.
• 54:51
  You. Put him in what, 23rd and you
• 54:52
  say he could get 12? Yeah, that's how that's yes,
• 54:56
  yes, yes. Plus or minus, you know.
• 55:01
  PC Where would you have ranked Luke Dejong?
• 55:04
  Dejong still in it? I don't know, I'd have to
• 55:08
  research it. I don't feel good.
• 55:09
  I don't, I don't know about him. I don't know enough about him.
• 55:13
  Like times wise I would need to know times off the bat to put
• 55:17
  him in a place I. Think he's top 10?
• 55:20
  Nick Azor I have. No idea.
• 55:25
  There you go. Here, I'll tell you what, Wes,
• 55:27
  You know what? You This is the guy who's on Be
• 55:30
  friendly, right? Yeah.
• 55:31
  He was. Yeah, I think so.
• 55:32
  Yeah, you go ahead and you make your rankings one through 29 and
• 55:36
  we'll see who finishes higher because thus far in every single
• 55:40
  competition for the last while, and Brian should admit to this
• 55:47
  like he's nobody's better, Nobody's beaten me.
• 55:54
  It's true. We're we're really close.
• 55:56
  Like I'm not like I'm not. I don't dominate.
• 55:58
  We're really. Close.
• 55:59
  No, John, you need to. You need to own your shit right?
• 56:01
  Now John dominates. John dominates.
• 56:03
  I'm not. Nobody's been better, period.
• 56:10
  Ever. No, not ever.
• 56:12
  Just in this I mean. Come on, you need to.
• 56:15
  You need to own it. Yeah, I'm up here trying to wing
• 56:20
  you and you're just destroying yourself.
• 56:22
  He's humble. He's humble, I think is what
• 56:24
  you. Call it he's humble.
• 56:25
  Right, make your make your rankings, put them out there,
• 56:28
  and then when you're better, you post it.
• 56:30
  Tag me, I will repost it all. Right there you go.
• 56:34
  Great women. Kyra Milligan.
• 56:38
  Women. Hold on.
• 56:39
  Hold on. What?
• 56:41
  Patrick, Am I wrong? Tell me if I'm wrong.
• 56:47
  This is from your team. Be honest.
• 56:51
  I know you're an honest guy. Go ahead.
• 56:54
  Let's 100 bucks. What's 100 bucks that's?
• 56:58
  Right, Lee Frazier donating the John's gambling fund and my
• 57:01
  money is on John. Hey, don't.
• 57:03
  Don't joke about that. Leslie will get mad.
• 57:09
  Anyway, women Kyra Milligan #1, Caroline Stanley #2 Erika Folo
• 57:18
  on the podium page Powers is not.
• 57:23
  Come on, John, why not? OK, dude, Wait, wait, wait.
• 57:26
  Don't skip over this too, too fast.
• 57:28
  Kyra Milligan, what percentage certainty are you on Number one
• 57:32
  right now? Out of a one to 10 or 101 to
• 57:36
  100%. 100% percentage S percentage. 1 to 17.
• 57:44
  I would say, I would say 50%. OK.
• 57:48
  I would say 50% these workouts are really good for Kyra.
• 57:53
  I like. Stanley is their only
• 57:56
  contention. There.
• 57:56
  Oh, no. I think there's a lot of
• 57:58
  contention. I think there's a lot of
• 58:00
  contention. But I'm not convinced.
• 58:02
  Caroline Stanley's second. No, me neither.
• 58:05
  I know it's where I have her. But like there's I'm saying
• 58:07
  there's a lot of contention. The Kyra should be great and
• 58:14
  like the running event that is, is with a strength of hers,
• 58:19
  right? So like when it's one, it's only
• 58:21
  400 meters at a time, it's not straight running.
• 58:24
  And then when you have upper body pulling where Jr. said.
• 58:27
  Especially the women, they're going to break down pegboards,
• 58:32
  somewhat legless rope climbs. I like she's not going to win
• 58:35
  the event, but her worst event is dulled by a strength.
• 58:40
  So say she gets like 8th in her worst event dude.
• 58:45
  I mean what more could you ask for if you're her?
• 58:47
  And then if there's a little girl who can handstand push up
• 58:50
  better than her, you got this heavy heavy sled.
• 58:53
  I just think little girls who are good at gymnastics who are
• 58:59
  very strong are going to do amazing at J Rs programming
• 59:05
  period. And Kyra matches that to AT not
• 59:08
  big girls because you got gymnastics that are going to F
• 59:12
  you all up because it's enough where it's like it's bad.
• 59:16
  I've done a couple of them. They're bad, OK, But little
• 59:19
  girls who are good at gymnastics who are very strong, it's hard
• 59:25
  to say that mold is not going to win.
• 59:28
  I think Jr. New last year was too light for
• 59:33
  the women. When Brittany Weiss won the
• 59:36
  deadlift workout, He's like, I didn't go heavy enough.
• 59:39
  I don't know if he'll admit it or not, but I think he I think,
• 59:43
  and I don't want to speak for him, this is my opinion.
• 59:45
  I think he thinks last year was too light.
• 59:48
  I'm going to F you all up this year.
• 59:49
  And this year is going to be the heaviest crash I've ever done.
• 59:52
  And that means good for Kyra Milligan, OK.
• 59:55
  So you said Kyra's a a little girl?
• 59:58
  Yeah, dude, she's just a little tiny thing I.
• 1:00:00
  Thought she was a big girl. Who said that?
• 1:00:02
  It's analysts in the space. They're just saying she's a big
• 1:00:05
  girl. They should stop trying to be
• 1:00:06
  analysts then and do something, do something different because
• 1:00:09
  that's. Almost like that's.
• 1:00:10
  A are you setting me up right now?
• 1:00:11
  Are you setting me up right now? OK, I'm my first apology.
• 1:00:16
  I'm sorry if I'm. Being.
• 1:00:18
  Made anybody? On this one take in particular,
• 1:00:21
  you need to not be sorry because this was the dumbest.
• 1:00:23
  Take like it's not good. OK, I didn't.
• 1:00:26
  Know there was a take like. That but like if I didn't, I
• 1:00:28
  know Sean Woodland said that today about HWPO and I said
• 1:00:32
  that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard in my life.
• 1:00:35
  And then somebody told me that I'm not trying to be mean to
• 1:00:37
  Sean. So whoever said that, I'm sorry,
• 1:00:40
  but it that it is a very you should do more research,
• 1:00:43
  whoever, whoever that is. I truly don't know.
• 1:00:46
  So like I if it comes off like they are into this drama, I'm
• 1:00:49
  not. I'm like outside the box of
• 1:00:51
  this, OK. That's a lowly folk that's.
• 1:00:55
  Right. I don't even know what he's
• 1:00:55
  talking about. Caroline Stanley, Is she strong
• 1:00:59
  enough? I think so.
• 1:01:02
  I think so. She's a thick legged thing, man.
• 1:01:04
  She's she's going to be great. Carolyn Stanley's going to be
• 1:01:07
  great. I know you hate Carolyn Stanley,
• 1:01:09
  but she's going to be great. I hate.
• 1:01:11
  Everybody knows this. Don't get me wrong, there's
• 1:01:14
  going to be some some stuff that Caroline Stanley is not good at,
• 1:01:17
  which is why I've Kyrie Milligan ahead of her, but my I want
• 1:01:24
  Erica Folo is a bit of a heart pick.
• 1:01:28
  No, no, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out,
• 1:01:30
  hear me out. I have my reasons for this.
• 1:01:32
  I have my reasons for this. Erica Folo is an extremely good
• 1:01:36
  squatter. She's not great at handstand
• 1:01:39
  walking. There is no handstand walking.
• 1:01:42
  She will not get a concussion. No, she's a little bitty girl
• 1:01:47
  who is good at gymnastics. Pulling, pulling, right.
• 1:01:52
  I don't know how she'll be on the handstand.
• 1:01:53
  Push ups. I don't know how she'll handle
• 1:01:55
  the sled, but she is a very good squatter.
• 1:01:58
  And a lot of these, a lot of this competition is squatting
• 1:02:04
  right. And so I have, I think Erica
• 1:02:06
  Folo is going to finish high. But every single time I've had
• 1:02:09
  Erica Folo high, she doesn't she doesn't do good, right.
• 1:02:14
  So this is like I'm nervous putting her this high, but she
• 1:02:19
  should do very well. And I'm going to tell you this,
• 1:02:21
  Erica, you pink powerhouse little girl thing.
• 1:02:25
  If you don't do well in this competition, I'm not picking you
• 1:02:29
  high anymore until you do something.
• 1:02:30
  OK, Like this is the last you and Kyra, you and Kyra both,
• 1:02:34
  because I picked Kyra high last year and she didn't come
• 1:02:37
  through. So I know P score you got
• 1:02:39
  problem with it. But I like we're that's what
• 1:02:41
  we're doing. We're doing it, girl.
• 1:02:43
  You operate by the rules given to you.
• 1:02:45
  OK. And you let me down last year
• 1:02:48
  and I got faith. Faith is restored.
• 1:02:51
  I hope you go RIP it up. If you don't, I can't pick you
• 1:02:55
  anymore. Until you.
• 1:02:56
  Until you and Erica both. Until you do something.
• 1:02:59
  If I'm Caroline, I, I'm taking this this year a little personal
• 1:03:04
  crashes just down the road. She's sort of the hometown girl
• 1:03:09
  as far as this is concerned. I want Crash Crucible and she's
• 1:03:13
  been, she's been out. Dude, I I think if she won it
• 1:03:16
  would be awesome. It would be awesome.
• 1:03:20
  Most marketable person in CrossFit some people have said.
• 1:03:23
  I don't see it either Spin. That's why I got her third
• 1:03:26
  Paige. Powers.
• 1:03:27
  Listen, she's, yeah, she's got them.
• 1:03:30
  She has been the fittest. Like if you take all the girls,
• 1:03:34
  she. Disqualified for rogue.
• 1:03:35
  Yeah, I well goodbye. 'S back.
• 1:03:38
  She's back. She has been fitter than every
• 1:03:42
  single girl that's at this competition.
• 1:03:45
  At one point, she at one point she was 10th place at the
• 1:03:47
  CrossFit Games. And she's young and it is much
• 1:03:52
  easier to get to a level of fitness having been there
• 1:03:55
  already than getting there having not been there.
• 1:03:59
  Right. Like it comes back is what I'm
• 1:04:01
  saying. The comeback's a lot faster than
• 1:04:03
  the original. Get there.
• 1:04:05
  She did qualify for Rogue. She looks very fit.
• 1:04:08
  I don't want to put her on the podium until she does it in the
• 1:04:12
  competition. I think Paige Powers could win
• 1:04:15
  crash, but she is a very she's a very is pretty good at
• 1:04:21
  everything, but doesn't isn't isn't great at anything, is not
• 1:04:24
  a home run hitter, but she doesn't have a ton of holes.
• 1:04:27
  I don't know if that benefits you in this type of a
• 1:04:30
  competition. So I am not going to put her
• 1:04:33
  higher until she until she does it.
• 1:04:37
  So I have her 4th place you. Going to pull that up, Tyler.
• 1:04:41
  Yeah, this is an apartment analysis.
• 1:04:45
  This is incredible. And I mark my words, I will get
• 1:04:48
  Carolyn Stanley to say that on the camera before we leave.
• 1:04:52
  Crash is. She going to say the whole thing
• 1:04:55
  or just yeah. She's got to say spit on that
• 1:04:58
  thing. Does she have a?
• 1:05:00
  Does she have a? I'm not going to go ahead.
• 1:05:03
  Moving. On she's She's married.
• 1:05:06
  Caitlin Sanders. Let's go to the next 4.
• 1:05:09
  Rhys Littlewood, Trista Smith and Lindsay Lane.
• 1:05:15
  Caitlin Sanders, 5th. Yeah, you know, and she's a
• 1:05:19
  little bit like a little bit like Kyra and and Erica, like if
• 1:05:28
  she if she doesn't do good here, then I'm done picking her high.
• 1:05:32
  But she there's a lot of workouts that she should kill
• 1:05:36
  guys like I just I just IA lot of this is just based on the
• 1:05:40
  workouts and like she's very good at squatting.
• 1:05:44
  It's just squatting. It's not repetitive, repetitive
• 1:05:47
  reps She is a very good strict puller.
• 1:05:52
  It's not handstand walking. I I know she's good at handstand
• 1:05:55
  walking, but she's she's. Just run.
• 1:05:58
  She's exposed on. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:00
  No, she's not gonna run good. But again, it's like Kyra dulled
• 1:06:04
  by strict pulling. And I just, I think she's going
• 1:06:09
  to manhandle the sled. I think she's going to be better
• 1:06:12
  than most of the hands and push ups.
• 1:06:13
  I just see her being really good at a lot of these things.
• 1:06:19
  And I'm picking, I'm picking bass in the workouts way more
• 1:06:24
  than I am overall fitness 'cause I think overall fitness.
• 1:06:27
  Reese Littlewood tears her apart.
• 1:06:32
  John, do you weigh things like syndicate, crown, highly ranking
• 1:06:35
  anyone? Who Well, obviously not a Reese
• 1:06:37
  Littlewood be would be higher. I was I Reese Littlewood was one
• 1:06:40
  of the most impressive people I think all season, the whole
• 1:06:43
  cross the game season. Caitlin Sanders was 13th place
• 1:06:47
  at Syndicate Crown. Yep, and you have things like
• 1:06:50
  the hundreds, which is a 20 minute workout of just aerobic
• 1:06:53
  go. You do not have that here.
• 1:06:58
  A lot of these workouts are just can you do it?
• 1:07:01
  And it's hard to do. And she is fits that mold.
• 1:07:06
  And then Rhys Littlewood's the exact opposite.
• 1:07:08
  Like she could just handle volume all day, right?
• 1:07:11
  But she's I think she's going to struggle with the sled.
• 1:07:14
  I think a lot of these gymnastic girls like, and I'll throw Miley
• 1:07:17
  Wade in there too. Miley Wade is extremely fit, and
• 1:07:23
  I think she's just going to get hurt by a lot of these reps.
• 1:07:27
  You know a lot, a lot of these. I think it's too heavy for Miley
• 1:07:29
  at this point. Right.
• 1:07:31
  And she's a bit. Young.
• 1:07:32
  And well, they're all young, so I.
• 1:07:34
  I know they're all young, but Miley Miley's really young.
• 1:07:37
  But then also like you just need time to put on upper body
• 1:07:40
  strength as a female that she's not going to have had.
• 1:07:45
  Yeah. I I still like Reese, maybe
• 1:07:47
  above Caitlin. No, she could.
• 1:07:50
  Reese could podium. I just think she'll she's fit
• 1:07:53
  enough to podium. I just think she's going to
• 1:07:56
  struggle with some of the heavier things.
• 1:07:58
  And if you struggle a lot, like bigger girls are going to pass
• 1:08:03
  you, stronger girls are going to pass you.
• 1:08:05
  We'll see what she's done the last, what, four months?
• 1:08:09
  Right. Yeah, No, no, we'll see.
• 1:08:11
  But like I just. I just.
• 1:08:12
  Yeah, I just. Makes me question the Lindsey
• 1:08:15
  Lane pick 'cause she's the smallest girl in the top 10.
• 1:08:17
  She is tiny, but Lindsey Lane's an extremely good squatter.
• 1:08:22
  Extremely. She squats like 300 lbs.
• 1:08:25
  OK, if this was like snatching, she's out, she would be 15th
• 1:08:30
  placed. Like I, I immediately dropped,
• 1:08:32
  but it's not, it's the best thing she could have asked for,
• 1:08:36
  right? So and then she's extremely good
• 1:08:39
  at handstand push ups. So yes, the sled might be hard
• 1:08:43
  for her, but I know she has very strong legs.
• 1:08:45
  I don't think she'll kill that workout, but I do think she'll
• 1:08:47
  be all right. And I like, and that's why she
• 1:08:51
  is where she is. And I, she could finish like
• 1:08:53
  13th. But I have her, I have her
• 1:08:56
  'cause I know she's a good runner.
• 1:08:57
  I know she's a good puller. There's just a lot of things
• 1:09:00
  she's going to excel at. And the hard workout is a
• 1:09:04
  squatting workout, like the hard weight workout.
• 1:09:09
  And in the sled workout, I, I, you know, it's kind of like
• 1:09:11
  hands in the air. We'll see.
• 1:09:15
  Liz Wishart. Miley Raid 9th and 10th.
• 1:09:21
  And like, Liz is the same way. She's got stuff she's going to
• 1:09:23
  crush, and then she's got stuff that's going to crush her.
• 1:09:25
  Yep, over to 11th Maddie Fouts. I don't know much about her.
• 1:09:32
  So we saw her at Norcal and she was in a podium position for
• 1:09:38
  like the first two days and then got obliterated.
• 1:09:44
  So she's a bit, she's still a bit of an unknown, but never
• 1:09:50
  heard of her. And then in person she's, you
• 1:09:54
  know, in a podium place. I put that over doing good in a
• 1:09:56
  qualifier, you know what I mean? You're having your name on a
• 1:09:59
  leaderboard. Elsie Larson, another one of the
• 1:10:03
  teenage She was at syndicate, right?
• 1:10:05
  Yep. Morgan Porter.
• 1:10:08
  Now, Morgan, Something else just got married a couple weeks ago.
• 1:10:13
  I don't know Nick's last name. Yeah, she just got married.
• 1:10:16
  Palladino. She she could.
• 1:10:18
  Not Palladino. Petulo.
• 1:10:20
  Petulo. Morgan, Porter, Petulo.
• 1:10:24
  I think is she, is she doing the high fee thing or is she just
• 1:10:27
  rocking with Petulo? Just Petulo, but I think she
• 1:10:31
  kept her. Instagram and all the same,
• 1:10:33
  yeah, yeah, she, I think she could surprise on this.
• 1:10:39
  Yeah, historically. Historically, you're right, but
• 1:10:42
  I know that she's been putting in work, but then she just got
• 1:10:44
  married so she could have just taken some time off, who knows,
• 1:10:47
  like. Did Taylor let that happen?
• 1:10:49
  Yeah. And I mean, I feel like I have
• 1:10:52
  her decently ranked, but no the the the as far as like saying
• 1:10:56
  she could break it to the top ten.
• 1:10:58
  I, I wasn't super impressed with her last year at crash.
• 1:11:02
  So it's kind of like it's hard for me to pick her high until
• 1:11:06
  it's like, oh Dang, she's improved a lot.
• 1:11:09
  Like I have to. It's something I would have to
• 1:11:11
  see before I do it with her, but I know.
• 1:11:14
  Based off history, I think you're right.
• 1:11:16
  Like she's right where she should be.
• 1:11:19
  Samantha Pugh, you rated her much higher than what Mr. Friend
• 1:11:23
  did. I don't think she was happy with
• 1:11:26
  Brian's rating, so you would have put her up in 14th.
• 1:11:31
  So she'll be happy with you, John.
• 1:11:34
  Well, it's not about if she's happy or not, it's just about
• 1:11:36
  who's right. If she sucks, then Ryan's right
• 1:11:39
  and she shouldn't be mad at him. And honestly, she should be mad
• 1:11:43
  at me for filling her with false hope.
• 1:11:45
  But if I'm right, then yeah, you can stay pissed at him.
• 1:11:49
  Zoe Jones, Is that the Zoe de Meester?
• 1:11:52
  I think so it is. Yeah, also, everybody keeps
• 1:11:55
  getting married. You change that competition
• 1:11:58
  corner or your your local comps name.
• 1:12:03
  Zoe's one that would be really hard to rank.
• 1:12:06
  She is hard to rank because all you have this like team stuff to
• 1:12:09
  go off, right? I so she's healthy, listen and,
• 1:12:13
  and like, and they, they might be mad at me for I actually went
• 1:12:16
  and watched team events to see if she's like the weak link in
• 1:12:18
  certain things. It's still hard and, and no, no,
• 1:12:20
  no, like she's, she's she's doing fine.
• 1:12:22
  But like I'm saying, what I'm saying is I tried to put in a
• 1:12:25
  little bit of research to see where she would be.
• 1:12:29
  So my thought process with her was like, Mayhem is not going to
• 1:12:34
  make mistake. They don't make mistakes.
• 1:12:36
  They pace everything very well. They're very smart and all the.
• 1:12:39
  You're not on the Mayhem team if you're not fit.
• 1:12:41
  Yeah. And and so like, I don't think
• 1:12:44
  she'll have holes, but I don't think she's going to like have
• 1:12:48
  any home run events either. And so what's that smack dab in
• 1:12:52
  the middle? And that's what that's that's
• 1:12:55
  what, that's where I put her. Like, that's not the greatest
• 1:12:58
  train of thought, but that's how I got there.
• 1:13:03
  All right, Riley Beebe. Beebe, Riley Beebe.
• 1:13:06
  She's a young girl too. I don't know.
• 1:13:08
  I don't know how young she is. She's like. 6 She was teen two
• 1:13:11
  years ago, so I think she's 19 or 20 right now.
• 1:13:14
  Oh. I thought she was like a lot
• 1:13:15
  younger than that. She that so that rope climb,
• 1:13:20
  squat clean workout. Do you remember Tyler the
• 1:13:22
  qualifier workout? Yes.
• 1:13:25
  What did you do? Vividly was terrible.
• 1:13:29
  Dude, she did that in 13 minutes.
• 1:13:33
  Yeah, that's good. It's a 20 minute cap.
• 1:13:35
  I got capped as well. Again, a fitness thing if.
• 1:13:38
  You got capped. I think I got capped or I was
• 1:13:40
  close. We were real.
• 1:13:41
  We were like that that year. And she's improving.
• 1:13:45
  And I honestly think like, this is kind of one of her first
• 1:13:48
  like. Showings.
• 1:13:50
  Well, like with the big girls. Last this This past year is her
• 1:13:55
  first year in the elite division.
• 1:13:57
  And it if you know it like she has had like this trend of up
• 1:14:03
  each subsequent year, like you know, Trista had that year in
• 1:14:07
  semi finals North America West where she almost made the games
• 1:14:10
  and then next year was worse, right?
• 1:14:13
  And then so I you have not seen that with her every Riley, every
• 1:14:18
  year she's a little bit better and she's still not like she
• 1:14:22
  still has holes, right. So like I see a lot of
• 1:14:26
  potential. Whether she fulfills that or
• 1:14:28
  not, I don't know. But she will have events that
• 1:14:31
  she does great at and events that she does bad at.
• 1:14:33
  I don't know where she ends up in the competition, but she had.
• 1:14:36
  She might have more potential than, I'm not going to say Rhys
• 1:14:41
  Littlewood, but maybe like an Elsie Larson who will beat her
• 1:14:45
  routinely right right now. But Riley is strong and strength
• 1:14:52
  is the hardest, yeah. She trains with Kyra Sydney.
• 1:14:55
  She's at the proven headquarters, so.
• 1:14:58
  I just I wouldn't be surprised if we see more of that name.
• 1:15:03
  Oh, for sure. Later down the road.
• 1:15:05
  She got hurt earlier this year, so but I think she's back.
• 1:15:09
  So Gucci, Valdemar's daughter. Valdemar's daughter.
• 1:15:14
  You just got to roll it off. Gucci.
• 1:15:17
  Gucci. Yeah, Yeah, John.
• 1:15:19
  Any idea there? Yeah, dude.
• 1:15:22
  So this is CJ from Wadprep. You've met him.
• 1:15:26
  Oh yeah, so this is a friend pic.
• 1:15:27
  Got it. No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:15:31
  But you, you know who I'm talking about, The guy I do
• 1:15:32
  podcasts on WADPREP with that guy.
• 1:15:34
  I'm. Familiar.
• 1:15:35
  Yeah, he's, he watches the show. She's a fan of everybody's big
• 1:15:38
  CrossFit nerd. This is his athlete.
• 1:15:43
  She was at Norcal. She was at Norcal.
• 1:15:46
  You might have met her dude. She's like 5-10 Icelandic.
• 1:15:51
  Like it fits the mold of like everything you would think about
• 1:15:54
  like a fit Icelandic girl. So.
• 1:15:56
  Aerobic that when I hear, I hear aerobic.
• 1:16:00
  Very aerobic, very aerobic. And she's not, she's not fit
• 1:16:05
  enough that you're gonna like. Why didn't she use her official
• 1:16:08
  name? Because Gucci is way more
• 1:16:11
  marketable. She, I don't think she's going
• 1:16:17
  to like ever be like in the first, in the first. 7 gets that
• 1:16:22
  one. Good one.
• 1:16:25
  Sorry, John. You're good, you're good.
• 1:16:28
  What you What were you? Saying I don't think she's ever
• 1:16:30
  going to be in the last heat, last heat, but she will have
• 1:16:33
  events where she's like top 7. OK, Zoe Warren.
• 1:16:41
  And I maybe the interval workout you.
• 1:16:43
  She might even be top five with the machines in the box clears.
• 1:16:47
  OK. We'll see.
• 1:16:49
  Probably not, but like, she'll she'll be she'll be good at that
• 1:16:51
  event. Zoe Warren, Rachel Noel and
• 1:16:55
  Molly Mcgrandy, another Mayhem team athlete.
• 1:16:58
  Zoe's teammate. Ruining my ratios right now I'm
• 1:17:02
  just looking some of these people up and following them.
• 1:17:06
  OK, Caitlin Bernardine, there's no long run.
• 1:17:10
  So that might be a little bit of a a struggle there for her.
• 1:17:14
  Allie Zurki, Hannah Hardy, Abby Schultz and Amy Hoskin.
• 1:17:23
  It's hard to argue with any of those.
• 1:17:24
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why ally me, man?
• 1:17:28
  This is where she should be. What you want me to put her 7th
• 1:17:34
  and then just act like she's act like she's Queen Dingling.
• 1:17:38
  I, I mean, I think, I think Ally would be like, I want you to put
• 1:17:41
  me where you think I'm going to be and then like, I'm going to
• 1:17:45
  beat it, right? Like I, I think that would be
• 1:17:48
  her. Why would you want me to put you
• 1:17:50
  higher than what I think you're going to be?
• 1:17:52
  I don't know you're ranking all your friends higher, but.
• 1:17:55
  Ally's No, I'm not. Who?
• 1:17:57
  Who? Who?
• 1:17:58
  What's his face earlier? Just like half the guys you were
• 1:18:01
  like, I don't know who they are, but I like them because I know
• 1:18:03
  him. No, you put that in my mouth,
• 1:18:05
  OK. Clip that Hannah Hardy 23rd
• 1:18:11
  three time games athlete on a team. 5th place this last year,
• 1:18:18
  so no. Response.
• 1:18:19
  Yeah, I might. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:21
  And yeah. And she's one that I might have
• 1:18:24
  under ranked, but I like Ally more so I put her above her.
• 1:18:29
  There it is there. It is Tyler's not listening.
• 1:18:32
  That was that was only to get Tyler.
• 1:18:34
  That was only to get Tyler. Abby Schultz, Amy Hosking, Brie
• 1:18:40
  Carter, Faith Ferguson, Heckman. This is a.
• 1:18:44
  This is. This is true.
• 1:18:49
  That's amazing. And Sydney Sanders.
• 1:18:52
  We need to correct that before you post this.
• 1:18:54
  Man, It's Gabby. Yeah, Boo, Boo.
• 1:18:57
  I didn't. No, she's not from Star Wars, I
• 1:19:01
  got. Star Wars name Gabby Hechtman.
• 1:19:04
  So there you go. I'm OK with this list for the
• 1:19:07
  most part. I I think as it gets to the
• 1:19:10
  middle it's going to get really messy.
• 1:19:14
  I'd probably put Paige Powers second.
• 1:19:17
  Who do you got? Who do you have winning it
• 1:19:19
  because. I could go with Cairo winning
• 1:19:21
  it. I'm going with Caroline.
• 1:19:23
  I'm not convinced that Paige is competition ready to win it.
• 1:19:28
  I think she's online qualifier. Rogue fits what she needs to do.
• 1:19:36
  Can qualify that way. Yeah, but six events, three
• 1:19:41
  days, J Rs programming. I'm not ready to say it, but I I
• 1:19:44
  mean she could. I feel the exact same way.
• 1:19:47
  She could be any one of those spots.
• 1:19:49
  I'm not going to put her there until she does it.
• 1:19:52
  I would put her second. I probably would put Reese
• 1:19:57
  third, but I would be a little nervous just given the the
• 1:20:00
  strength component of it. And then Caroline, Erica, Trista
• 1:20:06
  right behind that. I'd probably move Eric, Caitlin
• 1:20:12
  down. I'd move Erica down probably the
• 1:20:15
  most. That's where that's where I stay
• 1:20:17
  on the on the women. Yeah, no, I like it.
• 1:20:22
  I'm going to go, Caroline. Kyra winning it.
• 1:20:25
  Yeah, Erica and then Reese. Oh man, you hate Paige Powers.
• 1:20:34
  No, I don't. It's just I I'm skeptical.
• 1:20:39
  I know she's fit, but I'm skeptical.
• 1:20:42
  All right, so let's in the top 10 Tyler, who is Tyler's trash
• 1:20:47
  that I have in the top ten that might finish outside the top 20.
• 1:20:53
  That might finish outside the top 20.
• 1:20:55
  Or, you know, just is not going to make the top 10 because I
• 1:21:00
  feel like there's a hard cut at 10, like there's like a drop
• 1:21:04
  off. I don't think anybody can go
• 1:21:06
  outside the top 20. I would.
• 1:21:08
  I would say Lindsay Lane is probably the most likely to
• 1:21:12
  finish worse out of any of those top ten and drop.
• 1:21:17
  Well, you're not the expert in picking the trash, Brian.
• 1:21:20
  That is true. Liz.
• 1:21:22
  I don't want to say it, but Liz. Man, you hate firefighters.
• 1:21:26
  I don't I love that doc. I really like Liz, but this is a
• 1:21:31
  this is a big like it's a heavy hard weekend.
• 1:21:37
  And she's a big girl, man. Like, like, not actually
• 1:21:40
  physically, but like, you know, in, in spirit.
• 1:21:44
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:21:45
  I think she's good at some of the, I mean, good at good at
• 1:21:49
  running, right? She's going to RIP up the ring
• 1:21:51
  muscle up workout. She's going to RIP up the the
• 1:21:54
  purgatory workout. I.
• 1:21:57
  I think she's good at handstand push ups.
• 1:21:59
  I don't know if the weights are going to be too heavy for her,
• 1:22:01
  but we'll see. I don't know when I, and this is
• 1:22:04
  just based off visuals like so Lindsay, Lindsay's a fair
• 1:22:07
  assessment Like she is strong, but she's smaller.
• 1:22:10
  So and mass moves mass and more importantly, like Pat is a
• 1:22:15
  really good case for this. He's just a big dude and he
• 1:22:18
  carries a little bit of extra weight that I think plays in his
• 1:22:22
  favor across heavy weekends. Like you're able to withstand
• 1:22:25
  more volume, heavy volume, the bigger you are.
• 1:22:29
  Lindsay and and Liz don't have that.
• 1:22:32
  Same can be said for Miley weight, but I think that those
• 1:22:36
  two might take a a harder. Hit Miley is sneaky strong for.
• 1:22:40
  Yeah. What we think of her, she's
• 1:22:42
  also. Got the benefit of being 1819
• 1:22:45
  years old and can bounce back from being shot by a gun.
• 1:22:49
  So like you look at Caitlin Sanders, though, like I
• 1:22:52
  immediately think of the llama, the workout, the llama, not an
• 1:22:57
  actual llama. Like she, she could win that
• 1:23:00
  workout. You know what I mean?
• 1:23:02
  Like, you know, if you think through the workouts, like Reese
• 1:23:06
  is going to get hit hard by that workout.
• 1:23:07
  Tris is going to get hit hard by that.
• 1:23:09
  Liz is going to get hard. Miley's going to get hard, hit
• 1:23:11
  hard by that workout. Like all of these girls that are
• 1:23:15
  fitter than Caitlin, straight up they are fitter.
• 1:23:18
  But like, Caitlin's going to destroy that workout and she's
• 1:23:23
  good at the other ones. The question is, will Caitlin
• 1:23:25
  work a double shift the night of the competition?
• 1:23:29
  Yeah, you can't. You can't do.
• 1:23:30
  That known to do that. You can't do that.
• 1:23:32
  You can't do that. You got to take it serious.
• 1:23:35
  If I get note of that I would like I would like to reserve the
• 1:23:38
  right to change my ranking. No, no, no.
• 1:23:42
  Yeah, we're going to get there on Wednesday, Tyler.
• 1:23:44
  I'm going to like poll and see who I see and whoever I text.
• 1:23:48
  Caitlin. Whoever I don't see drop it down
• 1:23:51
  to spots immediately. That's fair.
• 1:23:55
  That's fair. I will not fix the red line.
• 1:23:57
  You guys will deal with it just like Chase has to deal with when
• 1:24:00
  I do blind rankings and don't line it up.
• 1:24:02
  So that is your crash Crucible rankings.
• 1:24:09
  Where was it, Joe? B499 late again.
• 1:24:13
  Is John going to apologize for being political?
• 1:24:17
  Rewinding now. Well, it's a good Segway because
• 1:24:21
  now we are going to let John make amends for all the wrongs
• 1:24:29
  that he's done. I guess maybe.
• 1:24:32
  Just I feel like I've been, I feel like I've been mean to
• 1:24:35
  people and, and I feel sorry for that.
• 1:24:39
  And I just there, you know, there's people I've said some
• 1:24:41
  things to that I would like to apologize that I of those things
• 1:24:45
  that I have said. That is fair.
• 1:24:47
  That is fair. Are you ready?
• 1:24:50
  Yeah, We're going to go quick through these.
• 1:24:51
  I'm going to say my piece and then we're going to go to the
• 1:24:53
  next one. We got like 10 of them guys.
• 1:24:55
  Do we need to start telling you ahead of time like Taylor?
• 1:24:57
  Hey, don't say anything you're going to regret later.
• 1:25:00
  He's apologizing. You can't.
• 1:25:01
  Regret. I'm apologizing, yeah.
• 1:25:03
  No, but do we need to start doing that so you don't have to?
• 1:25:06
  Apologize. Well, I forgot if I apologize
• 1:25:09
  once a year it's fine all. Right, John, You ready?
• 1:25:13
  I'm ready. Let's go all.
• 1:25:14
  Right, here we go, all. Right.
• 1:25:18
  Jason Hopper, after your HWPO experience, I remember saying
• 1:25:25
  that I don't think you'll ever podium and you're just not that
• 1:25:28
  guy. Obviously I was wrong about
• 1:25:31
  that. You're the fittest man in the
• 1:25:32
  world and I was wrong and I wanted to say sorry for saying
• 1:25:35
  those things. Next person, Lucy Mcgonigal,
• 1:25:40
  Peter straight up on the phone by called me and said, hey, I
• 1:25:46
  think Lucy is that girl. And I'm like, I don't think
• 1:25:50
  she's that girl because you tend to struggle at aerobic workouts
• 1:25:54
  and I just feel like you can't have that struggle and make the
• 1:25:58
  top 10. And now I think you have one of
• 1:26:01
  the most potential out of any of any upcoming people.
• 1:26:04
  You impressed me so much at the games, I had no idea you were
• 1:26:07
  that skilled. I'm excited for what the future
• 1:26:10
  brings Lucy Mcgonigal, and I'm a fan and I'm sorry for not being
• 1:26:14
  a fan earlier. Look at those heavy quads.
• 1:26:17
  October 7th, guys, I'm just going to apologize to the world.
• 1:26:24
  I really thought something was going to happen.
• 1:26:27
  I didn't know what it was, but I felt it.
• 1:26:31
  I felt spoken to and, and, and nothing happened.
• 1:26:35
  So there's 364 more days until next year's hockey tryouts.
• 1:26:40
  You know, may it come, you know, again, it'll probably always be
• 1:26:45
  a day for us to remember. Not for Israeli reasons, but I,
• 1:26:51
  I, I actually, I actually think we should make a workout for
• 1:26:55
  October 7th and we just call it, and we call it JY and we make
• 1:26:59
  this workout. I really, I really thought
• 1:27:02
  something was going to happen and it didn't.
• 1:27:03
  So I'm just, I'm sorry to all, I'm sorry for Brian for having
• 1:27:07
  to make a 9 minute and 32nd video for the hype train.
• 1:27:10
  There it is. Believe it or not, he did that
• 1:27:11
  by himself. I didn't tell him to do that, so
• 1:27:16
  I'm sorry. I was hoping.
• 1:27:17
  You were right to the public. We were going to, you know, this
• 1:27:20
  is going to be some grand announcement and then.
• 1:27:23
  John, you shouldn't apologize for this one.
• 1:27:25
  The the hope and the the fun that you delivered into all of
• 1:27:28
  our hearts was worth the. Here's the thing though.
• 1:27:31
  I've I've I believed it. It wasn't a lie to me.
• 1:27:37
  No, Sir, Thomas wasn't right about everything.
• 1:27:39
  That's that's that's fair. That's fair.
• 1:27:42
  That's fair. All right, next one.
• 1:27:44
  All right, Annika Greer. Annika.
• 1:27:48
  I have been very few people I've been meaner to than you as far
• 1:27:54
  as making the games. When it comes to making the
• 1:27:57
  games, I did not think you would be ever make the games want.
• 1:28:01
  You had some Tyler Christopher qualities.
• 1:28:04
  You did girl. You can't deny it.
• 1:28:06
  We all saw it. You should have went last year
• 1:28:10
  and you fumble around with the dumbbells for 47 seconds.
• 1:28:13
  OK, so I'm sorry for thinking that.
• 1:28:16
  You can't blame me for thinking that.
• 1:28:18
  But I am sorry for saying it a whole lot because I sure did.
• 1:28:23
  And then you got to the games through online, not competition.
• 1:28:27
  So we're still waiting for you to do that.
• 1:28:29
  But but you did get to the games.
• 1:28:31
  You showed out. You got 9th place better than
• 1:28:33
  anybody could have predicted. Like you shut all the analysts
• 1:28:37
  up. I'm not the only one.
• 1:28:39
  And and you, you killed it. So I'm sorry for being mean to
• 1:28:43
  you throughout this year. I won't anymore.
• 1:28:49
  All right, guy, listen, listen, you know, I'm not a big fan of
• 1:29:00
  Gee. I think he's an influencer.
• 1:29:05
  I don't think he's a Crossfitter.
• 1:29:06
  I think he's an influencer. But I think a lot of my hate for
• 1:29:10
  Gee is insecurity of, of myself. I think Gee, like if we, I
• 1:29:17
  think, Gee, I do not like Crossfitters that are like me
• 1:29:23
  and Guy is just a better version of me.
• 1:29:26
  You know, he's not fit. He's really skilled and he's
• 1:29:29
  really strong. So I don't know if this is me
• 1:29:33
  hating myself, but I do think it comes across, I do think it's my
• 1:29:37
  insecurity why I hate you so much.
• 1:29:41
  I don't know if that will stop because I do.
• 1:29:45
  I don't think that you can hurt, and I don't like to think that
• 1:29:48
  about myself, but I do think it comes from us being alike as
• 1:29:53
  athletes and you're just a better, way better version.
• 1:29:57
  So I'm sorry that I am mean to you.
• 1:30:00
  I don't know if it's going to stop, but I am sorry.
• 1:30:02
  I am sorry that it happens and I wish all the best to you.
• 1:30:06
  It wasn't an apology, it was just a warning.
• 1:30:08
  Next part, Tyler, I don't tell you how to be racist.
• 1:30:10
  Don't tell me how to apologize, OK, Next person.
• 1:30:14
  I'm not ready for this one. All right, Sporty Beth, last
• 1:30:19
  week I compared Sporty Beth to an English bulldog, and you
• 1:30:23
  should not do that. And I think that was a mean
• 1:30:26
  thing to do. And even if it's true, I don't
• 1:30:30
  think you should. You should bring it to light.
• 1:30:32
  So I'm sorry for bringing it to light.
• 1:30:35
  I do think I do agree with what I said, but I'm sorry for
• 1:30:38
  bringing it to light. Next person, Laura Horvath, OK,
• 1:30:45
  it was a great picture. I was on live, live competition.
• 1:30:52
  I don't know what I was doing. I was, I was commentating and I
• 1:30:54
  was live and I and I, I'm almost positive that I said Laura
• 1:30:59
  Horvath had very weird relations with her brother, like very
• 1:31:05
  questionable relations. We won't go into the details,
• 1:31:08
  but I am sorry for that because obviously, you know, that's not
• 1:31:14
  cool. I don't I don't know if it's
• 1:31:16
  true or not. I don't think it is, but I you
• 1:31:18
  shouldn't do that. I absolutely did that.
• 1:31:21
  So all right, next person, I'm sorry to lower.
• 1:31:24
  What say that or the relation? You shouldn't say people are
• 1:31:27
  having sex with their brother. You shouldn't, you shouldn't do
• 1:31:29
  it. So, so I, I, I, I am sorry for
• 1:31:31
  that. All right now, this is not this,
• 1:31:33
  this lady who sniffs salt until her nose bleeds every single
• 1:31:38
  event. And trust me, we watched all of
• 1:31:41
  this, OK? She snorted more salt than she
• 1:31:44
  lifted weight. So not this, not this particular
• 1:31:47
  individual, but woman, but to all, to all strong women,
• 1:31:54
  clearly I offended you guys when that happened.
• 1:31:58
  You guys, all of you let me know.
• 1:32:00
  So I am sorry for offending you. When I said I did not like what
• 1:32:05
  you look like. I, I don't, I don't take it
• 1:32:08
  back, but I do. I am sorry that you all were
• 1:32:12
  offended. I think you're great.
• 1:32:15
  You guys are so strong. You do you.
• 1:32:19
  I think it's awesome. I think it's awesome what you
• 1:32:21
  do. I am happy.
• 1:32:25
  I'm happy with who I am married to.
• 1:32:26
  But. But I think you guys are
• 1:32:30
  awesome. So I'm sorry that I offended you
• 1:32:33
  all. Danny Spiegel.
• 1:32:38
  OK. I I'm not apologizing for Danny
• 1:32:47
  Spiegel. I I I, I, I don't apologize.
• 1:32:50
  I don't apologize to Danny Spiegel.
• 1:32:51
  Where are you going? To try.
• 1:32:52
  I think you prey on weak men. I think I don't like what you do
• 1:32:57
  at all. So I I'm not I I, I can't do it.
• 1:33:00
  I'm I don't even want to look at you.
• 1:33:03
  I'm just I'm just next person. Or is that it?
• 1:33:06
  I, I can't I can't. I can't do Danny Spiegel.
• 1:33:08
  I'm sorry, but where? All right, That felt good.
• 1:33:11
  I feel great. I feel yes.
• 1:33:14
  That was a lot off of my best. I feel great.
• 1:33:18
  I feel like release. You know I'm at peace.
• 1:33:25
  All right, that was John's apologies.
• 1:33:26
  I'm. Glad you feel.
• 1:33:27
  Bad, can't wait till next week when we get cancelled.
• 1:33:29
  There we go man, I that feels you guys should try. 2 1/2 years
• 1:33:35
  and we finally got an apology from John.
• 1:33:37
  These were all heartfelt, I believe.
• 1:33:39
  I I meant every word that's. Good.
• 1:33:44
  All right, well, now we're time to get more people upset with US
• 1:33:47
  blind rankings. I hope nobody is offended by
• 1:33:54
  this, but it is what it is. We're going with the theme of
• 1:34:01
  not CrossFit again, So OK, sorry for.
• 1:34:04
  There you go, John. Dude, I think we've been killing
• 1:34:06
  the blind. Like, I love the blind rankings.
• 1:34:08
  I love the blind rankings because we never know what we're
• 1:34:11
  going to. We're out of the season.
• 1:34:12
  We can't rank CrossFit. It's not.
• 1:34:14
  Obvious, you know. Yeah, we, we did have a pretty
• 1:34:17
  good one a couple weeks ago, states ranking, states.
• 1:34:23
  This time we are going to be ranking.
• 1:34:25
  Countries. No, we're sticking with states,
• 1:34:28
  but it's not the actual state itself.
• 1:34:30
  It is the least attractive people.
• 1:34:36
  Oh ugliest states. This is like when they rank when
• 1:34:39
  what? What is it?
• 1:34:41
  Is it? Which magazine ranks the hottest
• 1:34:44
  campus? I think.
• 1:34:46
  It's. Playboy.
• 1:34:47
  Maxim. Playboy, I think does that.
• 1:34:50
  I. Didn't know there was still
• 1:34:50
  magazines. I don't think they are, but.
• 1:34:55
  So yeah, you're doing the opposite.
• 1:34:55
  You're doing the opposite of that ranking and you're going to
• 1:34:58
  rank the ugliest states. I lived in three different
• 1:35:04
  college towns the years that they were ranked the hottest
• 1:35:07
  campuses. Arizona State, All right, So
• 1:35:16
  we're talking about like people, right?
• 1:35:19
  People. Men and women.
• 1:35:21
  Are we doing men and women or just women?
• 1:35:23
  Men and women, these are different.
• 1:35:24
  These are different things. Dude, I actually have.
• 1:35:27
  Accurately ranked. I had a crazy experience.
• 1:35:30
  Do you want me to wait for these states or you just want me to
• 1:35:32
  tell? You.
• 1:35:33
  Yes. Tell us.
• 1:35:34
  Right now, yeah. OK.
• 1:35:36
  So like, so when I moved, so I moved to Florida from Missouri
• 1:35:41
  right around like right before junior high and Missouri, you
• 1:35:48
  know, guys and girl is all I grew up with right And then I
• 1:35:51
  went to Florida and every girl was beautiful, beautiful,
• 1:35:57
  gorgeous, all of them. And like, good thing I'm.
• 1:36:00
  All 10, all 10s of Missouri. I'm 7th, 8th grade, right?
• 1:36:03
  Like, like, so like hitting puberty, all beautiful.
• 1:36:07
  Like there's like 1 pretty girl in Missouri that all of the
• 1:36:11
  Florida girls look like, like it's it, it was crazy.
• 1:36:14
  It's South Naples, that's where I moved to.
• 1:36:16
  So and the boys, they all look the same.
• 1:36:21
  They didn't look any different, you know what I mean?
• 1:36:23
  And I was like, dude, I'm going to kill Florida.
• 1:36:25
  This is amazing. And then, and then we moved to
• 1:36:28
  Illinois when I was 17, right back, right back to Missouri,
• 1:36:31
  right back to Missouri women. It was, it was insane.
• 1:36:33
  And then, you know, then there was one out of 30 that looked
• 1:36:36
  good. It was.
• 1:36:36
  And the rest were sporty bath so.
• 1:36:42
  This is appropriate heading into this JY.
• 1:36:44
  Look for lawyer fees another 999.
• 1:36:46
  Thank you. Thank you.
• 1:36:47
  Thank you, Lee. They're all opinions.
• 1:36:50
  Yeah, it's all subjective. So, all right, first one, First
• 1:36:58
  one, here we go. What do you guys think Colorado?
• 1:37:03
  Do you think Colorado's pretty? I think people are only ever
• 1:37:07
  like you got to think of the state as a whole, not not just
• 1:37:10
  the main metropolitan areas. Yeah, but Colorado in general is
• 1:37:16
  pretty. Yeah, but that's the visual of
• 1:37:18
  the state, not the people. Yeah, what are you saying?
• 1:37:24
  I'm going to go four. I've also never been to
• 1:37:25
  Colorado. I was in the airport once.
• 1:37:33
  Great, great airport. I feel like Colorado has pretty
• 1:37:36
  people, you know, like they try to be fit.
• 1:37:38
  They're like, you know, it's like the.
• 1:37:39
  Propaganda news me vegan scene that's big Colorado you're
• 1:37:43
  seeing. They're pushing that on you all.
• 1:37:44
  Right. I'll, I'll, I'll see, I will see
• 1:37:46
  it to 4. I I would.
• 1:37:49
  Do it. 3 John, you're right. No, I didn't say anything.
• 1:37:53
  No, no, no. NO33 because they they're one of
• 1:37:57
  the healthiest cities. Yeah, that's one of.
• 1:38:00
  The they're. A healthy kind of thing.
• 1:38:02
  So being healthier puts you at at least three.
• 1:38:05
  Wait, hold on, hold on. Let's let's ask Summer.
• 1:38:07
  Summer was grew up in Wyoming, so she has a better context to
• 1:38:13
  Colorado now. She was.
• 1:38:15
  She was. Not a not an immediate turn off
• 1:38:18
  for me. Oh it is.
• 1:38:19
  It is me. You like jacked women with
• 1:38:21
  armpit hair? I never said jacked women.
• 1:38:24
  You threw in the jacked women. Part you're getting you're
• 1:38:26
  getting close, Tyler, you're getting close I'm.
• 1:38:29
  Just saying it's not an immediate.
• 1:38:30
  I'm not saying it's like you're getting 2 bonus points.
• 1:38:33
  For it, I hope so. I hope somebody out there got
• 1:38:35
  that reference. I OK, I'm good with three or
• 1:38:40
  four. I'll let you do whatever you
• 1:38:41
  want. 3. All right, three right there in
• 1:38:45
  the middle. Rios lives in Colorado.
• 1:38:48
  That's an immediate +8. That's fair.
• 1:38:51
  Rios is pretty. He's pretty.
• 1:38:52
  He's also. Puerto Rican.
• 1:38:53
  So it's doesn't. Really count?
• 1:38:55
  All right, here we go. Next up, Oregon.
• 1:39:00
  That's got to be a 5. No, no, no.
• 1:39:04
  Oregon's on the side. No, you just got more vegan like
• 1:39:08
  you got more. Portland.
• 1:39:12
  Is not a good city. It's going to rain it.
• 1:39:15
  It's it's nasty and wet all the time.
• 1:39:18
  The sun doesn't shine in Oregon there.
• 1:39:20
  Are worse states than Oregon though.
• 1:39:23
  Yes, So, OK, what's worse, West Virginia?
• 1:39:27
  Yeah. Arkansas, I'll say it.
• 1:39:31
  Kentucky, Kentucky, yeah, dude, there there's any like backwoods
• 1:39:36
  met states like yeah, Arkansas. Yeah, Oregon's still got a
• 1:39:40
  little bit of the like the hippie in them.
• 1:39:42
  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And like there can be good
• 1:39:44
  looking hippies. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:39:46
  If you're into like the, the, the skinny Jean, you know, bean
• 1:39:50
  pole dudes, yeah, Oregon, they're healthy.
• 1:39:53
  They're healthy as long as they don't have to do stuff.
• 1:39:56
  You want to go Mississippi where everybody's £300?
• 1:40:02
  Maybe this is I'm not talking. I'm not talking. £300 chicks.
• 1:40:05
  I'm not talking about that. I'm not talking about like the
• 1:40:08
  girls at Ole Miss. That's not what I'm talking
• 1:40:10
  about. I'm talking about Mississippi.
• 1:40:13
  Yeah. Like that's two different
• 1:40:15
  things. I mean, there's definitely a
• 1:40:18
  select type of guy from South of the United States that likes
• 1:40:24
  heavy women, John and we're. Excluding them, No, no, I, no.
• 1:40:27
  This is our blind rankings. If they want to do a blind
• 1:40:29
  rankings, they can. I think Oregon's 4. 4 all.
• 1:40:32
  Right. Did you pick a bunch of trash?
• 1:40:35
  States he. Never gives us the states.
• 1:40:38
  Yeah, you never give us good states.
• 1:40:39
  What? Are you talking about Next up
• 1:40:43
  Michigan? 5.
• 1:40:50
  Why 5? I don't know.
• 1:40:53
  I don't who's hot from Michigan. Tom Brady.
• 1:40:59
  Is he really from Michigan? Yeah, dude, he went to Michigan.
• 1:41:02
  I didn't know that. JJ McCarthy, He's dreamy.
• 1:41:07
  Yeah, he's dreamy. He looks like any get.
• 1:41:09
  Somebody give me one chick. Miss Miss Michigan.
• 1:41:14
  That doesn't count every every state's got their hottest
• 1:41:17
  version. Dude, I think 2 man.
• 1:41:22
  They're not I I don't think ugly.
• 1:41:24
  When I think of Michigan, I don't think pretty.
• 1:41:26
  Judy Judy said 8. I don't.
• 1:41:31
  I don't think pretty, but I don't think ugly.
• 1:41:34
  Froning's from Michigan. And he's beautiful.
• 1:41:38
  He's. He is from Michigan, but he's.
• 1:41:40
  We got a lot of good looking guys you got.
• 1:41:42
  Darren Darren's from Michigan, raised, born, bred, all of it.
• 1:41:47
  Froning was just like sort of Michigan, barely.
• 1:41:50
  He's like 10% Michigan. And you see the difference, like
• 1:41:56
  Rich is much hotter than Darren. See what happens if you're
• 1:42:00
  raised in Michigan versus Tennessee.
• 1:42:02
  Poor Darren. Hey, Kristen Bell, Elsa from
• 1:42:08
  Frozen. She's from Michigan.
• 1:42:11
  It's a -6 then. Oh dude, come on now.
• 1:42:16
  Alexis. Alexis.
• 1:42:18
  Alexis Raptors. From.
• 1:42:20
  Oh, do you're hating on your favorite purse?
• 1:42:23
  Tanner's girlfriend. Yes, that's the problem.
• 1:42:26
  It's Tanner's girlfriend. You gotta be careful how you say
• 1:42:32
  that, Tyler Madonna. This is going down to like.
• 1:42:38
  Like you got to, you got to act like, you know, you got to act
• 1:42:43
  like you're in the 80s. I was never into Madonna.
• 1:42:44
  I don't get them to Madonna. You weren't there in the 80s.
• 1:42:47
  Kid Rock. Kid, you guys are just not
• 1:42:52
  giving kids. Serena Williams.
• 1:42:53
  I mean, there's a lot. Of that's not.
• 1:42:55
  That's not a good one. Magic Magic Johnson's from.
• 1:42:58
  Michigan Magic Johnson That's a. Good one.
• 1:43:00
  He lays the pipe so he's got to be attractive.
• 1:43:03
  Stop. Stop it that I never want to
• 1:43:05
  hear you say that since ever again.
• 1:43:06
  He does, notoriously, so I'm still going with five.
• 1:43:12
  The least ugly state on I don't you are.
• 1:43:15
  Sold on it being what if these next two are bangers John and
• 1:43:18
  you got to deal with Michigan in second all right what if Florida
• 1:43:24
  and. And Texas?
• 1:43:26
  Michigan is the least ugly state.
• 1:43:29
  It's the ugliest state. No way.
• 1:43:31
  It's the ugliest state. That's the least ugly.
• 1:43:34
  That's. The least ugly?
• 1:43:37
  Shoot, dude, we have it reversed.
• 1:43:41
  Can we, can we fix it? How we, how we thought about it
• 1:43:43
  spin too. We can't re rank.
• 1:43:46
  John, no, you're saying Oregon is more ugly than Colorado?
• 1:43:51
  Right. Yes, Michigan is more ugly than.
• 1:43:53
  Michigan is the ugliest. Ugliest state, yes.
• 1:43:56
  Because that's how we that's how we would have had it.
• 1:43:58
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ugliest state, the most ugly
• 1:44:01
  would be #1. OK, well, I don't feel good.
• 1:44:04
  About yeah, we were trying to rank hot estates.
• 1:44:06
  Whoops. I don't, I don't.
• 1:44:08
  I don't feel good at all. Yeah, we missed.
• 1:44:12
  This for the record, I wanted Michigan at at 4:00.
• 1:44:15
  All right, Next up, New Jersey. Oh.
• 1:44:19
  We're solid 4, solid 4. Dude, New Jersey sucks.
• 1:44:27
  Italians make a lot of pretty. People Snooki.
• 1:44:30
  That's what you're into. You're into Snooki?
• 1:44:32
  You can't bring out the worst immediately and be.
• 1:44:34
  You're into Snooki, that's what you want, that's what you're
• 1:44:37
  into. Snooki.
• 1:44:39
  Hey all the dudes from Jersey Shore were semi good looking.
• 1:44:42
  I'm going to bring you a Snooki poster and you have to sleep
• 1:44:45
  with that on top of your bed. What was the one?
• 1:44:47
  What was the one that Vinny was with?
• 1:44:49
  J Wow. Yeah, J Wow, she's pretty.
• 1:44:53
  She's you. You.
• 1:44:54
  Roll out Snooki off the bat, everybody but Snooki was
• 1:44:59
  attractive. Yeah, look at that.
• 1:45:06
  Paul Rudd. Paul Rudd's a freaking he's.
• 1:45:10
  The universal like 40 year old husband.
• 1:45:12
  That's like the average husband hot.
• 1:45:14
  No, he's the average. Husband, keep trying to rank the
• 1:45:17
  hotness of it instead of the ugliness of it.
• 1:45:19
  His superhero isn't even sexy. He's an aunt.
• 1:45:24
  Who knew Jersey then sucks I. Think I just think the hotter
• 1:45:28
  people outweigh the not hotter people.
• 1:45:30
  There's no hot people. Nobody.
• 1:45:34
  I haven't heard one. OK, rank it wherever you wanted.
• 1:45:40
  Well, I got no choice. You took Michigan?
• 1:45:44
  So 4. Mid Yeah, Michigan's way better
• 1:45:47
  looking. Leads be West Virginia.
• 1:45:49
  Michigan is way. No, you need it to be good.
• 1:45:52
  And I want it to be bad. All right, the least ugly state
• 1:45:58
  of all these. It's not West Virginia, so
• 1:46:01
  you're safe. Kentucky.
• 1:46:06
  Hey, dude, No, no, no, no. OK, If you go to Eastern
• 1:46:09
  Kentucky, you're screwed. But there are some Eastern
• 1:46:12
  Kentucky's bad but. If you go to Louisville and
• 1:46:14
  Lexington, you're you're safe and most of the state besides
• 1:46:17
  that Bowling Green, I'll even give a shout out you got.
• 1:46:21
  Lexington's beautiful. Lexington was the number one for
• 1:46:25
  like a a lot of years. Hottest campus?
• 1:46:27
  Again this. Is, I don't know if I believe
• 1:46:29
  that, but Lexington, Lexington is beautiful as a city.
• 1:46:32
  It's beautiful, dude. Freaking what's his face the the
• 1:46:37
  rapper? He was all about Lexington for a
• 1:46:39
  while. I don't know if that's the right
• 1:46:40
  way you want to go. But I know but.
• 1:46:43
  We could always say we put Michigan up there because of the
• 1:46:45
  water. The water, the water is not
• 1:46:48
  pretty. I'm not on.
• 1:46:50
  I don't. I'm not you.
• 1:46:52
  Don't like horse girls? It's it's a.
• 1:46:53
  It's a it's a thing. It's a thing.
• 1:46:55
  Yeah. It's.
• 1:46:56
  It's and you got a lot of blue collar guys, just normal dudes.
• 1:47:00
  Hold on, time out. A rare will branch center size.
• 1:47:04
  Oh my gosh, he's. Logging out and clearing his
• 1:47:07
  browser right now. I thought that that guy, I
• 1:47:10
  thought he moved to freaking Ibiza.
• 1:47:13
  I thought he was just onto greener grass.
• 1:47:16
  I don't know. Is he married yet?
• 1:47:19
  I don't know. He had a girlfriend that one
• 1:47:20
  time. I remember that.
• 1:47:23
  This is actually blue. It's due to inbreeding.
• 1:47:26
  We we prefer not to talk about it.
• 1:47:31
  So the we're thinking about the Flint, MI water and that's why
• 1:47:35
  that's number one. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:47:40
  Was a was a semi pro? Was it in Flint?
• 1:47:44
  I think it was Flint the Flint tropics semi pro with Will
• 1:47:48
  Ferrell it. Was not Flint Tropics.
• 1:47:50
  Yeah, it was the Flint Tropics look.
• 1:47:55
  At that, Congrats to Will Branston.
• 1:47:56
  Congrats Will. Congrats.
• 1:47:58
  Will. We love you.
• 1:48:00
  We, we. Yeah, we.
• 1:48:01
  I love. There's very few people when
• 1:48:04
  they get married, I'm like, yes. Yeah, we, we, we miss you, will
• 1:48:08
  we miss you. But congratulations to you and
• 1:48:11
  Miss Branstetter. Yeah, very awesome.
• 1:48:14
  All right, there it is. The ugliest states.
• 1:48:16
  Sorry, Michigan. Can we confirm or deny where
• 1:48:19
  semi Pro is is? Flint Tropics.
• 1:48:22
  All right, why do you even question me?
• 1:48:25
  That's hilarious. Why would you name it the
• 1:48:27
  Tropics? That's the point.
• 1:48:29
  I know that's. Right.
• 1:48:33
  And we're going to wrap up very quickly.
• 1:48:35
  Jordan Adcock's going to be pissed at those.
• 1:48:38
  We thought we thought October 7th might be the sale, but
• 1:48:41
  apparently not. And now we've got Rich Froning
• 1:48:45
  out there talking to Don Fall at the was it Coaches Congress out
• 1:48:51
  there in in Europe this past weekend.
• 1:48:54
  We've got Austin Malliolo saying stuff about change.
• 1:48:59
  Yeah, we still don't have a sale.
• 1:49:00
  Doing his best posts. Immediately.
• 1:49:03
  His best Obama impression? It's time for change you.
• 1:49:08
  Don't know what it's going to look like.
• 1:49:11
  The whole video is out there though if you want to go look at
• 1:49:14
  it. CrossFit Mayhem I think might
• 1:49:16
  have it. What do you make of Rich and
• 1:49:20
  Austin and Don playing Footsie out there and coaches Congress?
• 1:49:25
  Does it have anything to do with the sale?
• 1:49:27
  How does that all play in? So glad you brought this up.
• 1:49:30
  I have so many opinions about this.
• 1:49:33
  Don doing that was the weakest move he could have made.
• 1:49:40
  Should have talked to Rich three years ago or whenever the fuck
• 1:49:43
  Don showed up, but doing that makes you look like you have no
• 1:49:49
  fucking idea what's going on. I think he did so.
• 1:49:52
  OK, Rich, somebody asks a question.
• 1:49:55
  I had some I I called some folks who were live on the scene to
• 1:49:58
  get some information about that. Some European correspondence.
• 1:50:01
  Yeah, I have some York European correspondence.
• 1:50:06
  Somebody asked a question about CrossFit, the future of it and
• 1:50:09
  all that stuff. And, and, and Rich, just like
• 1:50:12
  straight up Rich is great about this.
• 1:50:15
  He just says what he's what his opinion is.
• 1:50:18
  And I appreciate him for that. And he was like, hey, I don't
• 1:50:20
  want to talk too much shit. They're here in the room.
• 1:50:22
  But like, hey, I haven't talked to to Don more than two minutes
• 1:50:25
  in the entire time he's been here.
• 1:50:27
  And then Don stands up. It's like, hey, love to have a
• 1:50:30
  conversation after this. And everybody's like, oh, yeah,
• 1:50:33
  there's a round of applause. I think Don thought that was a
• 1:50:37
  power move. He's like, OK, yeah.
• 1:50:39
  We'll look like, yeah, we're good dudes.
• 1:50:41
  We'll we'll handle this right now.
• 1:50:42
  We'll squash this. But what it really looks like,
• 1:50:45
  it's like you've not been talking to anybody.
• 1:50:47
  You talk to Frank for two hours twice I heard, and you have not
• 1:50:53
  talked to Rich Froning yet. Where?
• 1:50:55
  Where are your priorities? And especially when you did.
• 1:50:57
  Did Rich create a website, Caretakers of the Forest?
• 1:51:01
  Did Rich sit on his toilet and have videos over and over and
• 1:51:05
  over again? Did Rich take the initiative to
• 1:51:07
  go hang out in San Francisco to meet with Don?
• 1:51:10
  No. No.
• 1:51:12
  Frank is obviously a go getter. Yeah, Frank's definitely the guy
• 1:51:16
  you want to call 1st every time now.
• 1:51:19
  And so by doing that, I think it it plays into this thing that
• 1:51:22
  it's like should have had a a conversation with him a long
• 1:51:25
  time ago or you elite should at least be friendly with him.
• 1:51:28
  And that the fact that you're having to play catch up or oh,
• 1:51:32
  like that's an O shit move, I think.
• 1:51:35
  And it means to me that they're nowhere close in the sale
• 1:51:40
  process. Where Don's just gone already
• 1:51:44
  and trying to go somewhere else. They still see, they see rich as
• 1:51:48
  a threat. If this were settled, they're
• 1:51:51
  like whatever say. Whatever the fucking.
• 1:51:53
  I mean, The thing is, I mean, you could say go back three
• 1:51:55
  years ago, but I, I mean, I think if you went back to
• 1:52:00
  February when 25.1 kicked off, you'd think everything is rosy
• 1:52:05
  between Rich and CrossFit. He's hosting the open
• 1:52:08
  announcement. Everything's great.
• 1:52:12
  Still didn't talk to him even there.
• 1:52:14
  And then he gets involved with what?
• 1:52:15
  I mean, who knows if there was a need for it, right?
• 1:52:19
  Like, you would think you'd still chat with them.
• 1:52:22
  And then, you know, the whole Malik courtship and whatever
• 1:52:27
  that was during Mayhem, That was weird.
• 1:52:30
  And then obviously we all knew there was a falling out, right?
• 1:52:35
  And I mean, he pretty much admitted it on Pedro's show.
• 1:52:38
  I think he made it, admitted it on Savant show right?
• 1:52:45
  Maybe I shouldn't have done that.
• 1:52:47
  And that's been what, 2-3 months ago?
• 1:52:50
  Like. That's when you you know there's
• 1:52:52
  rumblings that he may leave, like, why are you not?
• 1:52:55
  The first thing you do is go check with him.
• 1:52:57
  Because if your whole job now is to figure out how to sell
• 1:53:00
  CrossFit, the last thing you want to do is have somebody like
• 1:53:04
  Rich say I'm out. I'm not saying you need to be
• 1:53:07
  like buddy, but like every time you guys make a decision, call
• 1:53:10
  Rich on the phone, be like, Hey, what do you think about this is
• 1:53:12
  not that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is like, you at
• 1:53:15
  least need to have some sort of relationship with him.
• 1:53:18
  Hey, you know, we might be on the fence about this idea.
• 1:53:21
  What you think or what general vibe are you getting?
• 1:53:23
  What what I hear like when you're talking about the Malik
• 1:53:25
  stuff and that we knew. I mean, we've known for months
• 1:53:28
  some of the stuff's been going on in the background, right?
• 1:53:31
  I know nothing. How the hell, Like who's in in
• 1:53:35
  Don's corner? How do they not know what's
• 1:53:37
  going on? Right.
• 1:53:39
  That's what that's what that move shows me is like, you're in
• 1:53:42
  the fucking dark. What are you doing?
• 1:53:46
  Yeah, I mean, the minute that you hear that Rich is not part
• 1:53:50
  of this Malik potential bid to buy it, you reach out and say,
• 1:53:56
  hey, what happened? Like are you not part of it?
• 1:53:59
  And then find out and maybe the stuff comes up, but you don't do
• 1:54:01
  it in the middle of coaches Congress when they've just taken
• 1:54:05
  somebody from from your organization.
• 1:54:07
  That sounds like he might be the impetus of making change.
• 1:54:15
  It's a little too late, I think. You want to know.
• 1:54:21
  Rich is Rich is one of your greatest allies and your biggest
• 1:54:27
  threats all at the same time? You need to know what's going
• 1:54:31
  on, especially right now, like we're in a, we're in a weird,
• 1:54:34
  pivotal, weak moment. Call it.
• 1:54:37
  I want to call it as it is. It's like we're not in our
• 1:54:39
  strongest position right now. I need to know what all my
• 1:54:42
  potential enemies are doing at any moment.
• 1:54:45
  You need to know what's going on in mayhem as it happens, and you
• 1:54:48
  don't know what's going on. That's what that move showed me.
• 1:54:56
  She cares about me too. Yeah, it's.
• 1:55:01
  Sorry, she just wanted to say goodnight.
• 1:55:06
  What do you make of it? I think it was a weird stunt.
• 1:55:11
  Like, I think I think you're right.
• 1:55:13
  Like, definitely it was meant to make him look good.
• 1:55:21
  Like, oh, yeah, I'll talk with you.
• 1:55:23
  I would never not talk with you. And then, you know, like you
• 1:55:26
  said, it sounds like everybody started cheering and like,
• 1:55:29
  giving him a round of applause, like, oh, this is so great.
• 1:55:31
  Everything's saved. And it's like, I don't know
• 1:55:35
  about that. And then Rich ferning senior
• 1:55:38
  saying that Berkshire had visited Cookeville at some
• 1:55:41
  point. Crazy that he said that.
• 1:55:45
  So that gets even weirder. Like, were they going to Rich's
• 1:55:53
  Place without Don? And why?
• 1:55:58
  It's like a Fukowski Valner situation, right?
• 1:56:02
  Like. Why if I if I'm if I'm
• 1:56:06
  Berkshire? Why would?
• 1:56:11
  I why would I reach out directly to Well, I guess first of all,
• 1:56:14
  it appears that they would have reached out directly to Rich and
• 1:56:17
  said, hey, can we come meet with you?
• 1:56:19
  Wouldn't you think it would be like, hey, hey, Don, can you get
• 1:56:23
  us connected with Rich? Not a Direct Line, but like.
• 1:56:28
  You need to go out and see Rich. Well, no, no.
• 1:56:30
  Just any of those. If I'm Berkshire, I don't I
• 1:56:32
  don't have a whole lot of relationship with probably
• 1:56:35
  anybody. And I'm like, I would expect my
• 1:56:37
  CEO to have the relationship with the number one guy in
• 1:56:40
  CrossFit and you reach out to Don, but hey, can you set it up?
• 1:56:44
  Can we all just like, meet? And it doesn't, it sounds like
• 1:56:47
  it was more like, hey, we're coming out.
• 1:56:51
  Yeah. Don't tell Don.
• 1:56:52
  We would like to sell CrossFit to you for $800,000.
• 1:56:57
  Senior saying that, do you think OK so let's play this out Senior
• 1:57:01
  puts that on YouTube. It was it on YouTube or was it
• 1:57:04
  on Instagram? Wait, do we know where I was
• 1:57:05
  from? Rich seniors comment.
• 1:57:08
  It was a comment on. Savon's YouTube.
• 1:57:11
  Of Savon's where he was talking about Malios Maliosa.
• 1:57:15
  Maliolo. Maliolo.
• 1:57:18
  Senior comments that nobody knows for a few hours, I'm
• 1:57:20
  probably guessing. And then it, you know, it starts
• 1:57:23
  pumping out and you can know Rich gets it.
• 1:57:27
  Like somebody forwards it to him on Instagram and he's got to be
• 1:57:29
  like, dad, dad, what are you doing?
• 1:57:34
  Get off of Instagram. So it happened in.
• 1:57:40
  The middle, I think it was in the middle of the night because
• 1:57:42
  I saw it like at 7:00 AM. So I mean, it was late at night.
• 1:57:46
  He's. Watching you're on a social
• 1:57:47
  media hiatus starting now. I need 30 days without you
• 1:57:51
  whipping stuff up dad. Good.
• 1:57:53
  I don't think senior smokes anymore, but in my my head, I'm
• 1:57:56
  I'm just seeing him out and like in the yard at 7:00 in the
• 1:57:59
  morning. It's like.
• 1:58:01
  Did you write that? It's like Yeah and in.
• 1:58:04
  Berkshire boys right here. Don't worry, Rich, I ain't no
• 1:58:08
  I'm on for you. I handled it, yeah.
• 1:58:11
  I told him he's full of gobbledygook.
• 1:58:14
  So I handled those Berkshire boys for you.
• 1:58:17
  They were out. They were out here, I told.
• 1:58:19
  Him, you know, I tricked him. I said.
• 1:58:20
  Berkshire Hathaway. He'll never make the connection.
• 1:58:25
  I'll think it was Warren Buffett.
• 1:58:26
  He'll be fine. So Berkshire sending out
• 1:58:34
  somebody can't be overlooked either.
• 1:58:41
  Right. What kind of oh shit move is
• 1:58:43
  that? That might be like putting out
• 1:58:48
  Flyers. John, they're a multi billion
• 1:58:52
  dollar company. Yeah, they might just be doing
• 1:58:54
  their due diligence. You said Don Don's Don's payroll
• 1:59:00
  is way less than whoever they sent out to talk to.
• 1:59:03
  Rich, you don't trust Don. Yeah, that's my point.
• 1:59:07
  Yeah, I don't think they, again, I still think they would have
• 1:59:10
  had Don come out because they would think that Don has a good
• 1:59:12
  relationship with him. He doesn't.
• 1:59:15
  Exactly. My balls would feel this big if
• 1:59:18
  I were rich right now. They do You don't You don't have
• 1:59:22
  to get out of bed. You haven't noticed.
• 1:59:24
  He's been like, more like outspoken.
• 1:59:26
  I'm going with the. Doctor, hey, I got a case of
• 1:59:28
  elephantitis right now lately. I don't know what?
• 1:59:31
  I don't know. This means who?
• 1:59:32
  Who's they? They sent surveys, CrossFit, So
• 1:59:39
  Berkshire sends somebody out to me.
• 1:59:42
  That's like the ultimate oh shit, we got, we got to handle
• 1:59:45
  stuff, Berkshire held. Berkshire old party city for
• 1:59:49
  years before they sold. Waiting this out.
• 1:59:54
  That's also really, really scary.
• 1:59:58
  I think at some point some of these, some of them know that
• 2:00:00
  they can't get the value out of it and so they're like, we're
• 2:00:02
  just going to ride this thing. To the ground, yeah.
• 2:00:05
  We'll just take the cash as it comes in and take a loss, yeah.
• 2:00:09
  Over the some losses on the on the income statement.
• 2:00:12
  In the meantime, we'll still just get income coming towards
• 2:00:14
  us. We're fine.
• 2:00:19
  That coming out that I don't think senior knew what sort of
• 2:00:23
  information he was giving out at that time.
• 2:00:25
  Like monumental in information this is.
• 2:00:29
  It's so crazy because it's from a YouTube comment.
• 2:00:33
  Do you think anybody within CrossFit knew that they had met
• 2:00:38
  I. You would hope so, but you would
• 2:00:40
  hope that Berkshire wouldn't go out in the first place.
• 2:00:46
  Right. So I bet Berkshire watches our
• 2:00:49
  show. They probably watch Sivan and
• 2:00:51
  understand what's going on better than definitely not.
• 2:00:55
  You never know, they might. Can you imagine paying some dude
• 2:00:58
  $300,000 a year or more $500,000 a year to watch 7 every morning?
• 2:01:06
  Never know, they might. I, I think it means the sale is
• 2:01:14
  very far away and I, I, it puts a lot of credence to what Souza
• 2:01:18
  said in being that they're not going to sell it.
• 2:01:21
  Yeah, no, I mean, I think it's like 364 days away.
• 2:01:26
  I don't it's I'm taking the over. 700 and and 28 days.
• 2:01:36
  I might take that. You like that spin?
• 2:01:40
  It's good. That's gonna be.
• 2:01:44
  October 7th is the day of the sale, we just don't know what
• 2:01:46
  year. So no, I, I think I'm agree with
• 2:01:53
  you guys. I don't think, I don't think the
• 2:01:55
  sale is going to happen anytime soon.
• 2:01:56
  I think they could have gotten it done if they wanted to
• 2:01:58
  earlier and I don't think. Yeah, I think we should stop
• 2:02:02
  talking about it like I, like, I think it's I, I agree.
• 2:02:06
  I I just don't think it's ever. It's not going to happen.
• 2:02:11
  We would hear about it if it was a a miss and it's not.
• 2:02:15
  No, no, I agree with that. We're running long.
• 2:02:18
  It's been over 2 hours. Oh God.
• 2:02:20
  Sorry, next week you guys will be live from Spartanburg, SC
• 2:02:25
  We'll do our our picks, Heat 1 picks and maybe we'll have some
• 2:02:31
  news on semifinals. Maybe that comes out next week,
• 2:02:35
  So. Download Heat One.
• 2:02:38
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• 2:02:41
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• 2:02:43
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• 2:02:46
  Oh, did you guys want to talk about Dave Ramsey?
• 2:02:49
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