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Phone Tap PODCAST: Esteban Rocks a Senior Home · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: To me, I'm moving eighty two point five? Do you care? Hey?
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  Speaker 1: What's that dude? H? Nothing? This Esteban? Uh? Do you
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  Speaker 1: know you're calling a senior living facility? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: of course I know that. My name is Esteban. I
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  Speaker 1: make music for the masses, you know, like the popular
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  Speaker 1: musics and stuff for people to dance to. Okay, yeah great, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So hey, I saw online you post out an ad
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  Speaker 1: regarding for like activities for the odds you know, yeah
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  Speaker 1: this is but this is for older adults. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 1: old Do you know, like I want to entertain them?
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  Speaker 1: Is this a joke? No? I saw the ad online,
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  Speaker 1: so I thought I would call up, you know, try
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  Speaker 1: to do it. Oh my god, you're actually serious. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: there's an actual process to do this. You have to
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  Speaker 1: submit something online. Yeah, but I don't know who you are. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know I said that, but you know, like about me,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a dude, Okay, well a lady, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. Like I could go about the ways whatever,
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  Speaker 1: but IM just saying like I'm gonna go get her,
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  Speaker 1: you know. So I figure i'll just call up. I'm
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  Speaker 1: ready to rock the microphone for all the grannies and grandpas.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you have to apply online and you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to be a little bit more respectful. We don't
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  Speaker 1: go by grannies and grandpas, and I don't go by dude. Well, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I sorry, I felt like offended or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like I had a granny grandpa, so I
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  Speaker 1: just call them that sometimes, you know. But basically, I
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  Speaker 1: know you're looking for people to entertain the olds, and
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  Speaker 1: I think I could do it. First of all, we
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  Speaker 1: don't refer to any people here as old. Oh what
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  Speaker 1: do you call them them? Because like the olds? Right? No, No,
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  Speaker 1: they're not old, they're older adults. Well yeah, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: well the same older adults and olds are not the
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  Speaker 1: same thing. Okay, Well I was just thinking you're not
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  Speaker 1: because they're like they old, So I just figured they'll
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  Speaker 1: go buy the olds. But that's cool, you know they don't.
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  Speaker 1: They don't. They go buy older adults or they go
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  Speaker 1: by seniors. And regardless of that, follow the process like
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  Speaker 1: everybody else. And you have to submit something online. You
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  Speaker 1: don't just let anybody in here. What if I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna give you a hot sample? No, I don't need
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  Speaker 1: a hot What what is a hot sample? You know?
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  Speaker 1: It's like food. You're not like you go to the store,
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  Speaker 1: right they stand there with a hot sample. You never
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  Speaker 1: turned that down. I have a hot turn it down
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  Speaker 1: actually all the time. Oh well you like the one
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  Speaker 1: because I never turned down a hot sample. So I
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  Speaker 1: just give you a hot sample. You tell me what
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  Speaker 1: you think you know? I don't actually have time for
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  Speaker 1: this right now? Oh lett is all? Letts all, lets
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  Speaker 1: you kind of crassis. I want you to have my babies. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: let us all, let us hold on, hold on, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold on. I want you to have my babies. Are
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  Speaker 1: you kidding? But like you know that No, that's not okay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but is trying to give them a compliment? You know,
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  Speaker 1: like I feel like I don't that's not a compliment.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a compliment, saying, first of all, old lady,
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  Speaker 1: there's just so many parts of this that are wrong. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but like hey, you know they know the old you know.
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  Speaker 1: But what I trying to say, like in my art
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  Speaker 1: is like, hey you old, but I still you know,
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  Speaker 1: I would give it to you, you know, like discussing
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that. No one wants to
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  Speaker 1: hear that, and no one wants to have be given
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  Speaker 1: to them or whatever it is. That's not a compliment. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but like they want to feel sexy too. You're not
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  Speaker 1: like no, not no, no, old girl, old girl, old girl,
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  Speaker 1: Oh girl, kiss my lips? I like you and artificial hips?
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  Speaker 1: Hey you know no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you obviously have never worked with anyone who's older because
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  Speaker 1: you don't. Sorry, not everybody an artificial hips and nobody
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  Speaker 1: wants to kiss your lips. You're like bordering here, actually
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  Speaker 1: not even bordering on sexual harassment. You know. It's just
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  Speaker 1: like my art and my musics. You know, it's just
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  Speaker 1: how I roll, you know, like I can't like keep
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  Speaker 1: myself held down. Well then you don't. We don't need
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  Speaker 1: anything that doesn't can't be held down. Here at the
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  Speaker 1: Senior Center. I think I think you're wrong. I think
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  Speaker 1: you don't know, because, like I know someone work here,
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  Speaker 1: and I think you're just calling up and speaking about
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  Speaker 1: yourself in the third person. I think I know, how
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  Speaker 1: about this one? Okay, here we go, all dudes, All dudes,
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  Speaker 1: are you ready for some I got your some viagrasol?
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  Speaker 1: You can have a bona okay, okay, no no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no. I don't even have to understand what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: Something about I don't even know ambasol. What was that. No,
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  Speaker 1: I was saying, like I get on viagra and then
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  Speaker 1: you know I no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no no. I think you know the problem is
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  Speaker 1: maybe you a little too turned on by my music.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, Actually the big problem here is that
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  Speaker 1: I am so turned on by you. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: I can stand to be in the room. Yeah maybe literally. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna be fair to all the
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  Speaker 1: people here because I'm just gonna be sitting there creaming
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  Speaker 1: the seats. Yeah. Yeah, you know, like I could tell
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  Speaker 1: you know, like all you gotta do is take a
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  Speaker 1: deep breath, you know what I mean. It's like, relax, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that was sarcasm. Scargasm. I don't even know, Like I
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  Speaker 1: never had one of those. I never chasm sarcastic. You
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  Speaker 1: get you on to give me a scargasm, you idiot.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have time for this. Okay, I am getting
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  Speaker 1: off the phone with you right now. Well, no, don't
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  Speaker 1: go like. I gotta tell you it's a prank call,
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  Speaker 1: that's all. What. Yeah, this is actually Jewel from Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on
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  Speaker 1: you weak? What It's a joke. Your coworker Emily set
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  Speaker 1: you up. No, she said you were looking for entertainers
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  Speaker 1: at the senior home you run and wanted me to
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  Speaker 1: mess with you. Oh my god. You seriously were terrible,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like you you don't like any of my songs. No,
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  Speaker 1: they're horrible. Who's just thinking, what the hell is wrong
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  Speaker 1: with this guy? Every morning with Li