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Phone Tap PODCAST: Kanye Hotel · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And this marks the
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  Speaker 1: first time we've ever had a bonafide celebrity assist in
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  Speaker 1: making a prank call. Normally it's just one of us
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  Speaker 1: radio shlubs trying to hack it. But today, a legit,
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  Speaker 1: a lister, someone that you've seen in the news, that's
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  Speaker 1: been on the cover of a bunch of magazines lately,
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  Speaker 1: needs to get a hotel reservation. And in no way
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  Speaker 1: is this a series of sound effects that I'm hitting
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  Speaker 1: with my finger. Oh, this is a real life celeb,
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  Speaker 1: a that I'm sure won't sew us after he hears
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  Speaker 1: or she hears this. No, it's totally legit. You understand
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Okay, and he's gonna help me freak
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  Speaker 1: out a young woman who just started her first week
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  Speaker 1: at a hotel front deck. In order to pull this off,
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  Speaker 1: I actually had to leave the studio and call in
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  Speaker 1: on my cell phone to make it sound like I
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  Speaker 1: was this celeb's personal assistant. I mean because no, I
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  Speaker 1: really am. Yeah, that's that's it's real. Why are you
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  Speaker 1: winking when you say that? So you know that's why
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  Speaker 1: I sound different. But let's see how it goes in
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  Speaker 1: your brand new phone? Tap right now on the twenty.
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  Speaker 1: I thank you for calling the hotel. My name is Janelle.
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  Speaker 1: Howm I help you today? Hi? Janelle, my name is
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  Speaker 1: Ratler Martin. I was just transferred to you from your supervisor, Michael. Okay, sure,
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  Speaker 1: how can I assist you? Well, I'm personal assistant to
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  Speaker 1: someone you may have heard of before. His name is
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  Speaker 1: a mister Kanye West. Oh wow, are you serious? Yep?
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  Speaker 1: I am, and Kanye Well, I call him Easy. Easy
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  Speaker 1: needs to reserve a block of rooms for next month,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm wondering if you could help us out with that.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, I can't believe that. Well awesome, and I
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  Speaker 1: think this goes without saying, but we do need to
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  Speaker 1: make this as discreet as possible? Can we do that?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely perfect? So I feel like I do need to
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  Speaker 1: ask you have you ever worked with a famous client before?
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  Speaker 1: Not really I'm kind of new. Okay, well, don't worry
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  Speaker 1: about it. Easy's really nice. Okay. It's not like how
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  Speaker 1: those vultures portraying in the media, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I do they really go at it? Yeah, I know. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: Easy's here with me right now. Would you like to
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  Speaker 1: say hi to him? I guess so, okay, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so hold hold on a second. Easy all right, Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he's coming and I'm just fy. He doesn't like starting
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  Speaker 1: the conversation, so when I put you on with him,
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  Speaker 1: you can just compliment him on his work or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: No matter what, just make sure to ask him how
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  Speaker 1: he's doing. It's really important, all right, got it? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put him on right now, so just feel
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  Speaker 1: free to start talking. Easy here, Okay, hello, mister West.
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  Speaker 1: That's fine. I am such a big fan of your work.
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  Speaker 1: We're so excited to have you staying here with us. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I love that. Is there anything that we can do
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  Speaker 1: to make your stay more enjoyable? Mad? You just oh
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  Speaker 1: in the I mean us and you know you know so.
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  Speaker 1: Uh um, mister s I'm so sorry. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if I got that last part. Would you mind repeating
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  Speaker 1: it for me, a Janelle. It's rather on the line again.
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  Speaker 1: I left the room for a quick second. Looks like
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  Speaker 1: Kanye's bothered by something. Did you say anything to him? No,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I asked him if there's anything we could
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  Speaker 1: do to make his stay better. I. Oh, but then
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  Speaker 1: I I mean I couldn't understand his response, but I
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  Speaker 1: asked him to repeat it. Oh. Oh, no, No, I
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  Speaker 1: should have warned you. Easy hates it when someone doesn't
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  Speaker 1: get him. Oh, it's it's not that I don't get him.
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  Speaker 1: I am such a fan, really, I just I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: understand what he was saying. Okay, Well, now he's pacing
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  Speaker 1: all up and down the room like he's aggravated. I
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  Speaker 1: do think he wants to talk to you again, though,
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  Speaker 1: because he's reaching for the phone here, Easy Hero, I
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  Speaker 1: am so frustrated. I'm so sorry, mister West. I did
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  Speaker 1: not mean to make you upset. I was just trying
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  Speaker 1: to ask if we could make your stay better. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a robot. Excuse me. You cannot offend a robot A
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  Speaker 1: robot A Janelle traveler. Again, I don't know what's going
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  Speaker 1: on here, but Easy just left the room again, and
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  Speaker 1: he's definitely not happy. I'm I am so sorry. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what happened. He's talking about being a robot.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm really confused. Well, whatever you said
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  Speaker 1: to him, it's not good. Oh wait, he's coming back.
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  Speaker 1: You want to say something else. You're easy? You know.
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  Speaker 1: They feel like yo. You know he's he's got a
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  Speaker 1: god complex because he said if they wrote the Bible again,
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  Speaker 1: he would be in it. Duh, Yeah, I would be
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  Speaker 1: in it. I feel like I'm one of the more
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  Speaker 1: important people. You know, in pop coach, you right now,
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  Speaker 1: one of the only people with an opinion. That's a
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  Speaker 1: really good point, mister knee ahead. You know twenty thirty
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  Speaker 1: fifty characters in it. You don't think I would be
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  Speaker 1: one of the characters of today's modern Bible. Of course
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  Speaker 1: you would stop talking to me. Oh no, Janelle, Janelle's
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  Speaker 1: rattler again. Did you just say or imply something that
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  Speaker 1: Kanye would not be one of the characters in the
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  Speaker 1: new Bible? No, I don't know. I don't I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know what to say. I shut us. Did you hear
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  Speaker 1: that Kanye just told you to shut up? Yeah? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is obviously not going well. I think at this
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  Speaker 1: point there's a zero percent chance he's gonna want to
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  Speaker 1: be staying at your hotel now. Oh my god, No,
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  Speaker 1: I can make it better. No, I don't think so, Janelle.
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  Speaker 1: I really don't think he's not coming, because this is
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  Speaker 1: a joke. My name is jeff and I work on
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Here,
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  Speaker 1: boss Michael set you up and we're doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Oh my god. Your boss told us,
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  Speaker 1: since it's your first week at the hotel, he wanted
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  Speaker 1: us to freak you out by saying Kanye was coming.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. I was like, what is he say. No,
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  Speaker 1: we just we grabbed some random Kanye soundbites and we
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  Speaker 1: just played him for you. Stop talking to me carefully.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to make easy angry. Thank you very much.
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