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Phone Tap: Finley The Pharmacist · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And we all have
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  Speaker 1: to deal with small frustrating things in our lives every
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  Speaker 1: single day. You know, like when you're already late to
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  Speaker 1: an appointment and you can't find a parking spot. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, it's always that way though, right, Yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: just made me angry. Yeah, Or when you order extra
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  Speaker 1: pickles on your burger at the drive through and they
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  Speaker 1: only give you two want to pickle burger? Yes, let's go. Well, today,
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  Speaker 1: one woman's about to experience another extremely annoying life situation
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  Speaker 1: where you just want to pick up your new prescription
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  Speaker 1: from the pharmacy, but you can't understand what the person
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  Speaker 1: on the phone is saying. You're gonna find out what
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  Speaker 1: happens in your brand new phone tap right now, he said.
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  Speaker 1: Another on the twenties, I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: this is Finlay, calling from Fatima said, down on fifth,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for Sharon. Uh, yeah, this is Sharon. Oh hello, Sharon.
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? What I said? Who are you today? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: I just told you I'm Sharon. Oh no, no, I said,
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  Speaker 1: who are you? Like? Who's the weather? Who do you do?
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? Oh? I am so sorry? You mean
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  Speaker 1: how are you? No? I'm I'm okay, sorry, I just
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  Speaker 1: don't understand. Your accent is very sick. I I just
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  Speaker 1: moved here from Scotland. Oh, Scotland, okay. Oh tell, I
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  Speaker 1: do have a wee bit of an accent. I thought
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  Speaker 1: I hit it pretty well. Well. That's that's well. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: to America. That's wonderful. Thank you. You're too kind. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Where are you calling me from again? Fartim say,
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  Speaker 1: I was actually giving you a rink because your prescriptions
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  Speaker 1: are filled and ray I'll be picked up. Oh, oh wonderful. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I thank you. Um, I can be there by four.
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  Speaker 1: Is that okay? I sounds great. It looks like we
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  Speaker 1: got some amox of sillon here for you. You got
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  Speaker 1: a wee bit of they who are sniffles? Eye? I'm
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  Speaker 1: sorry what they? Who are sniffles it's not a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: I should clear it up quicker than a goose laying
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  Speaker 1: eggs on Easter Sunday. Oh, I'm sorry, I don't tell
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  Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Oh, I really, I'm trying hard.
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  Speaker 1: What was that about goose egg I'm sorry. Let me
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  Speaker 1: put it in a madic in terms for you. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: your moxa Sillon will dry your nose up faster than
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  Speaker 1: Dale Earnhardt Junior on the Chicago Speedway. Oh. I think
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  Speaker 1: that's a good thing, but I feel I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what it should help with your symptoms. In just a
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  Speaker 1: few moons. Oh, good moons, and there's one of months,
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  Speaker 1: so that'll take not like the moon, like you know,
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  Speaker 1: moons like Moonday, the day before Tuesday, the day after Soonday, Moonday.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh at you. I
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  Speaker 1: know this is your accent and under the whole life.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I mean, yeah, a few moons means
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  Speaker 1: like in Scotland, like a few whacks. You know. I
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  Speaker 1: actually think I'm getting it now. I think I know
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  Speaker 1: what a couple watch me, you get it, all right? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: It means you'll be feeling better in no time. I
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  Speaker 1: can't wait, I'm already feeling better just from laughing. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you so much. That's good. But I am calling because
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  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to tell you that there are some wee
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  Speaker 1: side effects you might be having that might not make
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  Speaker 1: you so hot. Oh oh, I didn't. I didn't realize
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  Speaker 1: there was going to be side effects. Um I it's
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  Speaker 1: could make you feel a little hoe Is that very bad? No?
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's like when you got the stock of
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  Speaker 1: your bagpipe clogged and you're pressing right hard on it
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  Speaker 1: till you're getting wicked tooths and your sprawlics. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I just don't understand what you're saying, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what that means. And I'm now I'm feeling a
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  Speaker 1: little agitated, like it is a bad medicine for me.
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  Speaker 1: Let me put it this way for you, last you
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  Speaker 1: may have a weak case of the bobile guts. Next
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  Speaker 1: thing you know, you're praying to Saint Margaret that you
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  Speaker 1: make it to the loop before you abandoned ship in
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  Speaker 1: your bridges like the Titanic. You know, I'm not even Catholic.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm very nervous now and I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what you mean. But you seem very knowledgeable, and
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  Speaker 1: I just understand what you're saying. Is there maybe a
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  Speaker 1: co worker or an assistant or someone who could put
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  Speaker 1: on the phone to help me understand the beside? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I think I got it. I'm gonna go very slowly. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk it down a wee bit and I
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  Speaker 1: think that'll help you. Okay, thank you, Okay, So follow me. Yeah, me,
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  Speaker 1: will will experience experience you're following me, right, I think
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  Speaker 1: I got it. I will experience you experience a good
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  Speaker 1: old phone top. Tell you're still as a boggle. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't understand. I'm saying. It's a phone top. What
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  Speaker 1: a prank call? It's a scam? A scam? What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean? I mean it's a joke. My name's actually
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  Speaker 1: jose from the radio show Broke a Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you right now. Huh.
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  Speaker 1: This is not a real phone call? Are you kidding me? God?
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  Speaker 1: Blame your husband, Lester. He set you up. He said
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  Speaker 1: you haven't been feeling well lately, and so he wanted
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  Speaker 1: us to make you laugh while you're home sick. Something
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  Speaker 1: about the Titanic. Oh what Are you talking about women
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  Speaker 1: and children? First? Am I right? I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you're right. Week up every morning with phone taps, weekday
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  Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties, holy On Ruben ninety two point
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