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Phone Tap: Mass Multimedia Meme Messaging · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: When your roommates stressing out about signing a new lease
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  Speaker 1: on your apartment and he needs an answer by noon today,
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  Speaker 1: do you answer them immediately and put them at ease
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  Speaker 1: or should you just call us so that we can
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  Speaker 1: screw with him. We all know the answer to that question,
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  Speaker 1: and that's why today we call a guy who's been
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  Speaker 1: freaking out about their living situation and a decision needs
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  Speaker 1: to be made asap. So of course I'm gonna do
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  Speaker 1: my very best to help him out. I'm sorry, No,
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  Speaker 1: the opposite I said in your phone tap right now
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  Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Manny?
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  Speaker 2: Yes calling?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Patrick. I'm calling from Mass Multimedia Meme Messages.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I didn't catch that. Where are you.
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  Speaker 1: From Mass Multimedia Meme Messages? You know quintuple M.
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  Speaker 2: I've never heard of jokes you say triple.
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  Speaker 1: M, but quintuple M. Yeah, I'm forwarding a note to
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  Speaker 1: you from your roommate Asher.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so you know Asher?
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  Speaker 1: Right? So I don't know if you want to write
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  Speaker 1: this down, but he says condescending Wonka face to cat
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  Speaker 1: in the ceiling to success Kid that has a text
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  Speaker 1: above it saying open window to let fly out. And
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  Speaker 1: it flew out.
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  Speaker 2: H Well, I mean truly, I don't even know what
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  Speaker 2: happened or even what you said.
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  Speaker 1: So, your roommate Asher signed up for our service about
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  Speaker 1: a week ago, and he's in a meeting right now. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but he said he needed to get back to you
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  Speaker 1: about some sort of lease signing that was really important
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  Speaker 1: that you need to get done by noon.
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  Speaker 2: This is this. I'm sorry. There's a lot of information.
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  Speaker 2: So he told you about our lead.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just spoke through memes to me. Huh, So
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  Speaker 1: I'm just passing that message on to you. That's my job.
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  Speaker 2: That's not helping me at all, truthfully, But I don't
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  Speaker 2: understand why. What does he just check me?
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  Speaker 1: Well, like I said, he's in a meeting, so he can't.
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  Speaker 2: I got that that he was in the meeting.
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  Speaker 1: But okay, maybe if you heard them one more time
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  Speaker 1: then it'll make more sense. So he said condescending Wonka face,
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  Speaker 1: then cat in the ceiling, followed by success kid letting
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  Speaker 1: the fly out the window?
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  Speaker 2: Can you just talk in like normal language, like English?
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  Speaker 1: After Oh, look at we just got another meme message
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  Speaker 1: from your roommate, evil Kermit, Evil Kermit, You know that
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  Speaker 1: one with kermit wearing the hood down over his face
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  Speaker 1: like the Emperor from Star Wars.
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  Speaker 2: And I mean, but yeah, like who cares. I'm trying
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  Speaker 2: to figure out what we're doing with his least is
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  Speaker 2: that a yes or no? I mean, we don't have
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  Speaker 2: that much time.
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  Speaker 1: You know again, Manny, I wish I could help you
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  Speaker 1: with that, but that's not my job.
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  Speaker 2: But no, you are. I don't get you called me
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  Speaker 2: to do whatever with a message. You can't help me.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I can respond back to him if you'd like.
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  Speaker 2: No, please, I would like. I mean, so, what meme.
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  Speaker 1: Would you like to send him?
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  Speaker 2: What? No? Can you text him? No?
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  Speaker 1: No text? We only do memes here at Mass Multimedia,
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  Speaker 1: Meme messages.
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  Speaker 2: That's what your business is built around. Memes? Like are you?
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  Speaker 2: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like you're struggling a little bit. Can I
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  Speaker 1: suggest a meme that you can send?
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  Speaker 2: I guess I am struggling. I don't have a cachet
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  Speaker 2: of memes in my head.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you go with an excited Tom Cruise jumping on
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  Speaker 1: a couch, and then you could follow it up with
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  Speaker 1: Rebecca Black's Friday and go to an alien dabbing on
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  Speaker 1: a beer. Can your room made. Asher should understand How
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  Speaker 1: is he.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna understand it? I can't even understand this my message
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  Speaker 2: that you would be sitting to him.
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  Speaker 1: An alien dabbing on a beer can. Dode you even
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  Speaker 1: need words for that? You're sure the message is very clear.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, I'm just so frustrated right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Is that not what you were looking for?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want me to throw in a don't tase
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  Speaker 1: me bro? I could throw that, or I could add
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  Speaker 1: a shirtless putin on top of a horse.
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  Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no no no, forget the memes.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think the beauty of memes is that it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't require words. They just speak for themselves.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand how he is not responding with some
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  Speaker 2: mean it's so important. I mean, this is this is
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  Speaker 2: this is a year of our life that we have
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  Speaker 2: to worry about here where we're gonna live.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I'm just trying to figure out what meme will
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  Speaker 1: let you know this is a prank phone call, because
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  Speaker 1: that's the other message that Asher wanted me to give you.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I should have told you that at the beginning.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, what did I hear you call?
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  Speaker 1: It's a prank shut.
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  Speaker 2: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious, dude. There's a radio show called Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and I'm the Jeffrey part.
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  Speaker 2: You got me ready? Oh my god, I'm literally the
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  Speaker 2: people at my job they're looking at me. I'm in
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  Speaker 2: the corner over here talking and yelling about the bill.
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  Speaker 2: My god.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, dude, but your roommate Asher has set you up.
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  Speaker 1: He says he does want to sign the lease on
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  Speaker 1: the new place. I'm I didn't think I could make
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  Speaker 1: it any more clear. Everybody knows what it means when
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  Speaker 1: you marry Kat and the ceiling with a condescending walcome.
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  Speaker 1: It means yeah, sign the least.
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  Speaker 2: The weak up. Every morning was funk taps weekday morning
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  Speaker 2: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning