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Phone Tap PODCAST: We'll Do Anything · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: the twenties. I'm five, Oh, Hi, I was looking for
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  Speaker 1: a bit speaking. Hi been. My name is Casey Ryback.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling from your former internet provider. How are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Doing all right? How much? So? I'm not bad? Thank
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  Speaker 1: you for asking. Listen, I'll get right to the point. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Our records show that you left us a few months ago,
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  Speaker 1: and we want your business back. Okay, I mean I
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  Speaker 1: left a particular reason, just a little bit too much
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  Speaker 1: for me. Christ Wise, you know I moved to a
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  Speaker 1: different provider. Okay, so it's a little bit less. So
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  Speaker 1: it was the price exactly. There's not much I can
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  Speaker 1: do about the cost, but we're doing a thing for
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  Speaker 1: our previous customers called the will do almost anything to
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  Speaker 1: get you back, promotion, you name it, we'll do it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember, like what one other things besides taking
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  Speaker 1: down the cost, would you possibly do. Oh are you single?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not asking you out? I'm not asking you
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  Speaker 1: out unless, of course you want to go out, because
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  Speaker 1: we'll do anything. Yeah, I can have a girlfriend. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: I do have a girlfriend. Oh okay, because I'll say,
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  Speaker 1: if you're single, I could get you a discount on
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  Speaker 1: a high endating service for lonely guys. Anything like that.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta be freaking kidding me? What? No, not at all.
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  Speaker 1: We will do your guys have a promotion. What are
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  Speaker 1: you getting people with your services? Are you getting me? No,
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  Speaker 1: not at all. I said, we will do almost anything
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  Speaker 1: to get you back. How long have you guys been
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  Speaker 1: pulling this? Hey? Do you need a day off? You
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  Speaker 1: sound like you need some time off. You sound kind
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  Speaker 1: of stressed. What what the hell? What the hell are
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  Speaker 1: you starting off? What's how are you talking about? I
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  Speaker 1: could call your boss in a fake doctor's voice and
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  Speaker 1: tell him that you're too ill to come into work today.
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  Speaker 1: I do a great doctor. Hey, hi am ben doctor.
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  Speaker 1: He is not gonna be a make it in today
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  Speaker 1: because he's got the flu. I could do that for
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  Speaker 1: men a loss. You what are you kidding me? No,
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  Speaker 1: not at all. I said, we will do almost anything.
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  Speaker 1: To get you back. You're gonna call my freaking boss. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: talk to him, and you're gonna tell him that I'm
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  Speaker 1: sick and they can't come into it. That's a very
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  Speaker 1: that's an illegal thing to do. You can't pretend to
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  Speaker 1: someone else. So what do I gotta do? Wow, you
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  Speaker 1: tell me. I don't know. Actually, you're kind of fishing
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  Speaker 1: me off right now. So I think the number one
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  Speaker 1: thing you could probably do is go on and your
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  Speaker 1: marry way and call it hey Ben. Then I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: ask you here, man to man, I'm just gonna ask you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to ask you to stop being a and
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  Speaker 1: take me off on my offer. Who are you? That's right? Yep?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm talking to a big old Wait,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, can you connect me to a manager? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Now the big man wants to make it serious? Now
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  Speaker 1: you want to make some decisions. Now you know what
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  Speaker 1: you want. I want to talk to your manager. It
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  Speaker 1: was I'm gonna let him each with the kind of
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  Speaker 1: language you've used with me today, Well, you were kind
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  Speaker 1: of acting like one waffling back and forth in a decision.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I wasn't fricking waffling back
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  Speaker 1: and forth, and you called me and I please talk
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  Speaker 1: to your manager right now. What do I have to
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  Speaker 1: do to get you to come back to us? We
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  Speaker 1: want your business? Do you know what I'm wanting to do?
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  Speaker 1: I want your fi if I what if I'm a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful what if? Hey, I got your address here? What
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  Speaker 1: if I come to your house in a corset and
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  Speaker 1: punch you in the face? Come to my house and
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  Speaker 1: a course, yeah, I just show up to your door
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  Speaker 1: in a sexy red corset, you know, lacy, and then
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  Speaker 1: I just pop you right in the face. I said,
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  Speaker 1: We'll do almost anything to get you back. Am I right?
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  Speaker 1: He's going on? Man, seriously, this is actually a phone tap?
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  Speaker 1: What a phone tap? What phone tap? This is a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone called you gotta be your friend? Kelly set
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  Speaker 1: you up? Of course, Kelly setting me up. But hey,
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  Speaker 1: if you know, if you are interested in me coming
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  Speaker 1: over later in a corset, I am still down to
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  Speaker 1: do that every morning with taps, weekday mornings. On the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Holy On Removing ninety two point five