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Phone Tap: Dan's Young New Assistant · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: We got a message the other day from a guy
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  Speaker 2: who wanted to set up his girlfriend for a prank
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  Speaker 2: call because they were having a normal conversation over dinner
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  Speaker 2: when the subject of his new assistant came up and
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  Speaker 2: he made the mistake of mentioning that she was a young,
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  Speaker 2: attractive woman, but she's born new to the workplace culture
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  Speaker 2: and has already made a few big mistakes. Even though
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  Speaker 2: it was pretty innocent, a little jealous argument did happen,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure. So he decided to reach out to us
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  Speaker 2: to help him fan the flames with his girlfriend in
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  Speaker 2: your phone tab right now?
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  Speaker 3: An Hello, Hi is this Sophie?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, who says, I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Calling from the offices of Dan with My name is Hannah. Okay, Hi, Hi,
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  Speaker 5: I'm calling to confirm that you have a lunch point
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  Speaker 5: with Dan this Friday at noon.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Uh is he's there right now. Can I talk
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  Speaker 4: to him?
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  Speaker 5: No, he's out shopping for me right now. But I
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  Speaker 5: could take a message if you want.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry shopping for you. Who are you? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I'm his assistant.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, I came into work this morning and I
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  Speaker 5: asked him are these shorts too short?
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  Speaker 4: Wait?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 5: Because I've never worked in a fancy office job like
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  Speaker 5: this before, so I don't know what's appropriate.
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  Speaker 3: I guess I was like showing too much or something.
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  Speaker 4: You should go home and change.
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  Speaker 5: I don't have to go home and change because Dan's
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  Speaker 5: going out and buying me a new outfit.
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  Speaker 3: Remember I told you that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard you the first time. I don't know
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  Speaker 4: why he's going out to buy you a new outfit.
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  Speaker 5: I think he said he just wanted to get something
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  Speaker 5: that would fit my figure more.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that's what.
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  Speaker 6: He said, Oh your figure.
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  Speaker 3: He is just such a nice boss.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sure he's looking at your figure when you're like, I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean, can you blame him?
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  Speaker 6: Are you serious? Did that really just come out of
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  Speaker 6: your mouth?
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  Speaker 1: Like?
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  Speaker 4: What are you even talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm just kind of bored.
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  Speaker 5: Sitting at his desk right now, looking in the mirror
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  Speaker 5: that's why I said that conquer.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, you actually should probably be doing work.
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  Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure there's other stuff there for you to do, except.
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  Speaker 4: Like call people in harassment.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh no, there is. I've actually been really productive today.
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  Speaker 5: I usually spend my first twenty minutes of the day
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  Speaker 5: just blowing on his coffee to cool it down.
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  Speaker 3: He even really likes that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, what what did you just say?
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  Speaker 6: Blowing on his coffee?
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  Speaker 3: Is that bad or good?
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  Speaker 6: I can't even believe you're asking me right now. First
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  Speaker 6: of all, that's like gross, Like all right, he.
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  Speaker 3: Watches me do it just to make sure I'm doing
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  Speaker 3: it the right way.
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  Speaker 6: He was probably watching you like you're an idiot, because
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  Speaker 6: who does that?
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  Speaker 4: You're like, that's so inappropriate.
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  Speaker 3: He requested it. I have to do it. He's my boss.
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  Speaker 3: Just like when he personally asks me to lick all
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  Speaker 3: his envelopes.
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  Speaker 4: He does not ask you to do that.
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  Speaker 3: Uh he does, And oh my god, he's so much male.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't even put stuff in the envelope. That's then
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  Speaker 3: abusing part. But I still like him.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, I don't even need to hear from you anymore.
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  Speaker 6: This is really pissing me off. I'm sick and tired
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  Speaker 6: of everything that is coming out of your stupid mouth,
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  Speaker 6: So you need to back.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know who you sound like my mom?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you like his mom?
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 3: I was going to meet her.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not his mom. I'm his girlfriend, and I will
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  Speaker 6: think you're act Wait.
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  Speaker 3: Really, I didn't know he had a girlfriend.
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  Speaker 6: He's never mentioned you, He's never mentioned me.
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  Speaker 3: No, I just I thought he was single.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I need you to shut up, and then I
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  Speaker 4: need you to find him and he needs to call
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  Speaker 4: me immediately, like right now.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, you know what you sound smart? Like really smart?
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  Speaker 4: I am smart.
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  Speaker 6: I'm smart enough to know that what's going on here
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  Speaker 6: is not right.
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  Speaker 2: Wait?
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  Speaker 3: Wait, do you do like life coaching?
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  Speaker 6: Like?
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  Speaker 3: Are you that smart? What I just asked you? Because
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  Speaker 3: I've just always been hoping.
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  Speaker 5: To find an older, wiser woman to be my mentor
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  Speaker 5: stop up.
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  Speaker 6: Stop. I am not older than you, but I obviously
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  Speaker 6: know a lot more than you and what you're doing
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  Speaker 6: right now with your life, this job, this is not okay.
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  Speaker 3: But but you sound older.
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  Speaker 6: Let's say, for the word coming out of my mouth,
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  Speaker 6: shut up, stop, do your job, call your boss right
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  Speaker 6: now and.
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  Speaker 3: Tell him, my job is sweet from my new pants.
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  Speaker 5: He told me to stay at his desk until he's back,
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  Speaker 5: and then I have to wear him for him and
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  Speaker 5: like show him off and make sure they fit good.
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  Speaker 6: Sure he told you that he did not tell you that?
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  Speaker 3: No, No, I'm serious.
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  Speaker 5: He told me to wait for him to get back
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  Speaker 5: with my pants, and then he told me to do
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  Speaker 5: this prank phone call on you.
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  Speaker 1: What.
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  Speaker 6: I don't care what you think.
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  Speaker 3: He told you the what.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just doing what he says, and he said
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  Speaker 5: to prank you, and that's what I'm doing. Wait, because
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  Speaker 5: my name's Alexis and I'm actually from brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 5: in the morning and we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 4: Wait. Yeah, I'm not his assistant.
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  Speaker 3: My shorts are a little too short, but I don't
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  Speaker 3: actually work for him.
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  Speaker 6: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 4: Right now?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: He said, you guys got an argument over dinner the
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  Speaker 5: other night, you assistant, So, oh god, you got pretty angry.
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  Speaker 3: You're kind of scary.
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  Speaker 1: Pull.
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  Speaker 6: This whole conversation was scary, Like, oh my god, why
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  Speaker 6: can't a boss just go shopping for his cute assistant?
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't, I don't know it sounds totally normal.
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  Speaker 3: He is such a nice boss.
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  Speaker 4: I bet
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