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Phone Tap PODCAST: How’s the Mattress? · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d hy away knock?
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  Speaker 1: Getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d hy away On the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving nine two point five. Hello. Hi, my name
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  Speaker 1: is Colby Sasarak. I'm one of the managers here at
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  Speaker 1: Mattress because I was looking for a building. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: is good, Old where'd you say you were from Mattress?
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  Speaker 1: Just a courtesy call to see how the mattress you
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  Speaker 1: purchased is working out for you. Oh good, it's uh,
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  Speaker 1: it's working out. It's working out well, wonderful. That's good
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  Speaker 1: to hear. How does the missus like it? Wife? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my notes here say that you came in with your
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  Speaker 1: wife to buy the mattress. I just wondering how you
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  Speaker 1: both like it. She seems to kid it's it's working out, okay.
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  Speaker 1: How do you both like it together? Like? Have you
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  Speaker 1: taken her first been in it yet? That's the most
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  Speaker 1: important question, right. I hope you're not asking what I
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  Speaker 1: think you're asking. What do you think that I'm asking
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  Speaker 1: something that seems inappropriate? Maybe for a manager to be asking, well,
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  Speaker 1: if you're the manager of the store, right, yes, I am,
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  Speaker 1: and this is just a customer service call to see
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  Speaker 1: how satisfied you are with our product. I feel really
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  Speaker 1: uncomfortable with this line of questioning. I'm not sure what
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  Speaker 1: else I can tell you. Well, you can tell me
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  Speaker 1: if I can put you down for Laura in the
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  Speaker 1: satisfaction survey? Is this for real? Absolutely? You bought a
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  Speaker 1: mattress at our store, and I want to make sure
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  Speaker 1: it's working out for you in every way possible. I know,
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  Speaker 1: but you're asking me to rape the mattress based on noises.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're doing. That's how I do
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  Speaker 1: my pleasure scale here as far as mattresses go, because
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  Speaker 1: when I was using that same mattress that you have
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  Speaker 1: at the store, I found it more to be of
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  Speaker 1: a you know, kind of like that Wait a second,
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  Speaker 1: Wait a second, h you mean like a different version
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  Speaker 1: of that mattress. No, No, I mean the mattress that
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  Speaker 1: you have. It's it's store protocol. We have to test
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  Speaker 1: them out before a customer using them. That's disgusting. Actually
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  Speaker 1: that's better not be true, sir. How can I sell
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  Speaker 1: you the mattress when I haven't tested it out myself.
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  Speaker 1: It's just good business. That sounds like a horrible business.
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  Speaker 1: And I could actually report you to the Better Business
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  Speaker 1: Bureau for that. If you're worried about me testing it
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  Speaker 1: out with somebody else, I will let you know I
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  Speaker 1: was alone. There's nobody else in the bed with me.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't make any difference. Well, I think it does.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I would never let anybody who's not an
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  Speaker 1: employee of this store test out the mattresses like that.
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  Speaker 1: So you make those noises by yourself, then well that's
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  Speaker 1: a little personal, I think, isn't it. This whole line
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  Speaker 1: of questionings. I agree, asking me what sort of noises
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  Speaker 1: I make is a little over the line, sir? What
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  Speaker 1: about have you been asking me about reading my wife
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  Speaker 1: using your mattress? I'm doing a customer satisfaction survey, All right, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to end this phone call now because
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  Speaker 1: I think that you've taken it to a level where
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  Speaker 1: I'm uncomfortable. No, you're not ending this phone call. I
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  Speaker 1: mean you made the noises to me. Yeah, this was all,
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  Speaker 1: but mine was started this mine was in an attempt
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  Speaker 1: to find out how satisfied you were with your mattress.
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  Speaker 1: Yours was just some sort of weird attempt to get
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  Speaker 1: your own rocks off. That's completely insane. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why you're trying to ask me about
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  Speaker 1: really intimate details of my life. You've crossed the line. No, frankly,
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  Speaker 1: you've crossed the line, and I'm going to make sure
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  Speaker 1: that your ass is fired. Well, what if I tell
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  Speaker 1: you that this is a prank phone call? Then will
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  Speaker 1: you not get me fired? No, that's even worse than
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  Speaker 1: your print calling your customers. No, this is actually Jewil
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  Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning, I'm moving ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. No, yeah, no, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your friend Scott set you up. Looks believable. So you
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  Speaker 1: never told me? Is it more of a or definite
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  Speaker 1: wake up? Every morning with Jewil phone taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties two point five a day day. You
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  Speaker 1: want to cover way on the side, secret side and
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  Speaker 1: plain s