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Phone Tap PODCAST: Stop Snitching · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Apollo
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Speaker 1: jubil I'm hello. Hi is Nicole in a yea, and Nicole,
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Speaker 1: my name is Casey Ryback. We've never spoken before, but
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Speaker 1: I'm the owner of the apartments that you live in.
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Speaker 1: I own the property. Oh oh hi, yeah, how are you?
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Speaker 1: I'm okay. The reason that I'm calling you is that
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Speaker 1: I heard through Jeff, the manager of your apartment building.
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Speaker 1: He told me that you had an issue with another tenant. Yes, yes,
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Speaker 1: I did tell me a little bit about that. Down
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Speaker 1: the hall, you know and three D I think it
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Speaker 1: is um. They were playing music really loudly, and I
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Speaker 1: leaned down and I knocked on his door to ask
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Speaker 1: him to turn it down, and he never answered the door.
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Speaker 1: So finally it's about five minutes of knocking, I yelled
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Speaker 1: through the door, can you please turn it down? And
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Speaker 1: he opened the shade and he flips me off. Okay,
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Speaker 1: that's the report that I have too, and that's why
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Speaker 1: I'm That's why I'm calling you today to talk about
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Speaker 1: it and let you know that you have thirty days
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Speaker 1: to vacate the premises. What you have thirty pm? No?
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Speaker 1: Do you mean I'm not the one that did anything wrong.
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Speaker 1: He's the one that did something wrong. I understand. I
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Speaker 1: don't tolerate that type of behavior on my properties. What
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Speaker 1: did I do wrong? I'm the one that went over
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Speaker 1: to he someone was playing a loud music. I'm talking
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Speaker 1: about the snitching. What snitching? Ratting out other apartment? You
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Speaker 1: know what I mean by that? I can't take it anymore.
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Speaker 1: I can't have you living there. I don't tolerate snitching.
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Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. You cannot do that. Yes I can, Yes
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Speaker 1: I can, Yes I can. And I don't tolerate tattle tales.
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Speaker 1: Under all you in fourth grade? What are you? A
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Speaker 1: little girl that app flipped me off? What all we're
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Speaker 1: trying to do is that's is politely turned out his music?
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Speaker 1: I mean, what that was the person that you should
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Speaker 1: be attacking? Right, watch watch your mouth. That coal is
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Speaker 1: my cousin. Oh now I get it. So you know
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Speaker 1: there's just about your cousin. How did you care about him?
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Speaker 1: That's right? Yeah, it is it is okay. You chose listen,
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Speaker 1: that's a really great way to run a business. When
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Speaker 1: you chose this snitch, when you chose the snitch, you
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Speaker 1: snitched on the wrong person. All right. You came at
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Speaker 1: my family and that's where I draw the lines. So
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Speaker 1: you need to get the out of my apartment building.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna sue you. Do you hear me? I cannot
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Speaker 1: wait for a judge to hear your idea of what's fair.
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Speaker 1: You know what? Do you take me into court? Hey?
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Speaker 1: You take me into court. I'm not saying a word.
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Speaker 1: You know why because I'm not a snitch. What do
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Speaker 1: you think you get out of my different apple that
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Speaker 1: owns this little apartment. You have thirty days to get
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Speaker 1: out of your apartment or else I'm gonna call the cops.
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Speaker 1: Or else I'm gonna call the cops. I'm not believing
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Speaker 1: I can do anything that's something wrong. I have all
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Speaker 1: the power here. I own the apartment building. How do
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Speaker 1: you have all had the power here? What do you
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Speaker 1: that I love with a huge How do you think
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Speaker 1: walking around? So dude, Oh, I got my big apartment.
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Speaker 1: All the power I will are you? I will have
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Speaker 1: you know? Are you I'll have you know. I'll have
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Speaker 1: you know. Along with that two inch that you talk about,
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Speaker 1: I drive a really big truck too, and I got
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Speaker 1: for it. And I have a red convertible. Oh geez,
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Speaker 1: you are you are a piece of work and a motorcycle.
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Speaker 1: You are stupid. Okay, so be prepared to speak to
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Speaker 1: my returning. I'm not doing anywhere. This conversations over. No,
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Speaker 1: this conversation is not over because I haven't told you
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Speaker 1: the most important thing, what you're gonna tell me next.
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Speaker 1: I was just going to tell you that this whole
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Speaker 1: thing's a prank phone call. I was just going to
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Speaker 1: tell you that this is actually Jewil from brook and
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Speaker 1: Jewil in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five
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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god. Oh yes,
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Speaker 1: oh my god, Oh my god. Your boyfriend Gabe set
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Speaker 1: you up and died. No, I like losing my b
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Speaker 1: He told us you've been complaining about the neighbors and
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Speaker 1: he wanted to mess with you. Oh my god. I
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Speaker 1: thought I was gonna get evicted. No, you can stay
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Speaker 1: in your place. I do want to let you know, though,
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Speaker 1: I take offense to that whole two inch line. Oh
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Speaker 1: my god, this is crazy. It's an inch and a
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Speaker 1: half and I'm proud of it. The week of every
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