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Phone Tap: To Catch A Cheater- Alan Winterbottom's Security Shakedown · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Hundred do you wy Away. One of the most popular
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  Speaker 2: pranks that we do is called to catch a Cheater. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: if you think your significant other has been fooling around
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  Speaker 2: behind your back, we can help try and expose them
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  Speaker 2: on the radio to give you a little bit of
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  Speaker 2: karmic justice.
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  Speaker 3: Why we only.
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  Speaker 2: Do them a few times a year because it's so
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  Speaker 2: rare that we actually get a request. But the other
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  Speaker 2: day a woman did reach out saying she just caught
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  Speaker 2: her boyfriend kissing another woman on their doorbell security camera.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: So we wanted to assist by putting one of our
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  Speaker 2: best men on the job. His name Old Alan Winter Body.
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  Speaker 2: It's your special to catch a cheater? Phone tap right
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  Speaker 2: now another.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, is this Victoria's boyfriend? Excuse me? You're Luke right,
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  Speaker 3: you're Victoria's main squeeze.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Luke. Who is this?
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  Speaker 3: My name is Alan winter Bottom. But I work for
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  Speaker 3: the security service that protects your house, you know, all
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  Speaker 3: the dew hickeys and the alarm thing of the jiggers. Yeah, yeah, listen,
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  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna lay it out there, or and as
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  Speaker 3: the kids would say, I'm gonna keep it one hundie.
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  Speaker 3: I'm busy over here. Could you get to your point? Pad? Okay,
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  Speaker 3: well you weren't home, but I was putting in a
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  Speaker 3: security patch for your system, and I took a look
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  Speaker 3: see at the footage, and oh wowie's auie. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: saw you doing the tonsil tangle with some cute little
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  Speaker 3: blonde last Friday on your doorstep. What and it certainly
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  Speaker 3: wasn't Victoria. I don't know what you're talking about, and
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  Speaker 3: you are not. It's hard to get the words out,
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  Speaker 3: is the thing for you, cramps. I would be real,
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  Speaker 3: real careful right now if I was. You don't worry.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't gonna tell Victoria or nothing. It bros before
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  Speaker 3: you know the other thing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you think you saw, but that
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  Speaker 1: girl was just a friend.
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  Speaker 3: So nothing that we're talking about here, Matt. You know,
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  Speaker 3: you know I have a friend to his name's Rupert
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  Speaker 3: and after we played chess. I don't slam my tongue
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  Speaker 3: down his dentures like you did.
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  Speaker 1: Hey check your eye though, Man, you didn't see anything.
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  Speaker 3: Look, son, I'm not trying to to scribble on your dribble.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just thinking that you and me could have a
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  Speaker 3: kind of arrangement. Oh yeah, an arrangement.
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  Speaker 2: Now you're gonna gonna make me an off for it.
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  Speaker 3: Now. I'm just saying, maybe you could put in a
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  Speaker 3: good word with your side.
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  Speaker 2: Piece, because you side piece.
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  Speaker 3: I saw it. I saw her on the footage there,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm just thinking, if she'll look up with you,
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  Speaker 3: then you mean she'd probably hook up with anybody. All Right,
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  Speaker 3: you've had your fun. I haven't had any fun yet.
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  Speaker 3: I just want to get nutter buttered like I'm sixty
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  Speaker 3: five again. God, So how much are you paying her?
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  Speaker 3: Because I'll go have Zi's with you.
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  Speaker 1: You need to shut up and forget this call ever happened.
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  Speaker 3: That's what you need to You'll be just like the
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  Speaker 3: Flying w Linda's You remember those guys the acrobat I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Remember from nineteen ten.
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  Speaker 3: Get off the phone. Oh it was quite a show,
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  Speaker 3: but it'll be. It would be you me and her.
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  Speaker 3: I'll invite a couple of my friends over from the
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  Speaker 3: senior home and we could all get a little bendy together.
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  Speaker 1: You're the most discussing senior citizen I've ever met.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, I've already cleared this with my nurse as long
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  Speaker 3: as she can watch, and she's cool with it, and
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  Speaker 3: she knows my body better than anybody. Heat and your grandma,
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Know who you are because this is some kind of
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  Speaker 1: joke to you.
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  Speaker 3: You bet you don't think I could compete. Let's spice
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  Speaker 3: things up. Huh, big boy, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: What you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: You're crazy, man. I'm bringing out my wheel of love
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  Speaker 3: and let's see what it lands on. Oh, come on, daddy,
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  Speaker 3: Oh would you look at that it landed on? You're
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  Speaker 3: having lunch at my back door. Give me an address
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  Speaker 3: right now. You can bib on their buckeroo. Give me
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  Speaker 3: your stands right now. No, don't worry. I'm gonna make
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  Speaker 3: sure that i'm regular that day for you. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: eat lots and lots.
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  Speaker 1: Of dates anymore. Grandpa, I'm calling a company and I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting you fired.
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  Speaker 3: Oh. You know who you should call is your girlfriend first?
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  Speaker 3: Because she's the one who sets you up for this
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  Speaker 3: prank phone call. How do you like damn apples?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, she knows you're cheating on her.
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  Speaker 3: Bro What is going on?
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  Speaker 2: My name is jeff I work on a radio show
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  Speaker 2: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and your girlfriend
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  Speaker 2: contacted us because she found the doorbell footage of you
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  Speaker 2: making out with that blonde girl at your house.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't believe you.
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  Speaker 2: It's true, man, That's how I know about it. And
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  Speaker 2: because obviously I'm not an old guy and I don't
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  Speaker 2: work for the security company. As Victoria reached out and
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  Speaker 2: wanted us to pass the message to you, it's over.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, both, I believe when I see it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what you're gonna see is all of your stuff
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  Speaker 2: out on the front lawn of your home.
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  Speaker 3: You have no idea what you're talking about, who you
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  Speaker 3: messing with here.
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  Speaker 2: It was a pleasure talking to you, though. You sound
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  Speaker 2: like a really great guy.
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  Speaker 3: Screw yourself, No, I already did.
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