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Phone Tap: Historical Twosie · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred. How would you
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  Speaker 1: feel if you bought a house and then found out
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  Speaker 1: a very famous historical figure was linked to it? Exciting?
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  Speaker 1: They didn't live there, but they did stop off for
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  Speaker 1: a visit once, and now you can't make any upgrades
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  Speaker 1: or renovations to it ever because the city's making it
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  Speaker 1: into a historical landmark. Oh no, no, wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: that's what we tell one guy, and we made up
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  Speaker 1: a huge backstory that's gonna live on in history forever,
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  Speaker 1: even though it's kind of made up as a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now, as on the twenties, WHOA Hello, Am
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  Speaker 1: I speaking with Mark? Yeah? This is Judy from the
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  Speaker 1: City of the Development Services. Your contractor dropped off the
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  Speaker 1: plan to renovate your home for the permitting process. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: good cool. Well, unfortunately I don't think it's going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: Why what Yeah, I looked up the records, and I
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  Speaker 1: see you just purchased that house two years ago. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure that they told you, but former US
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  Speaker 1: President George W. Bush took a twuzie in one of
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  Speaker 1: your bathrooms. Cool? What a tusie? Did you know that? No?
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  Speaker 1: But what's this have to do with my renovations? Well,
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  Speaker 1: because a president cut the rope on your property, the
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  Speaker 1: town has declared it historical landmark. Because we took a
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  Speaker 1: crap in my toilet, it's a historical landmark. Yeah. Apparently
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  Speaker 1: he was making a speech back in town in two
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  Speaker 1: thousand and two and on the way to the airport,
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  Speaker 1: he ate a bad on it. Lucky you had to
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  Speaker 1: stop off at your property. There's no luck, isn't. This
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  Speaker 1: is unlucky me from what you're saying. Well, now you're
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  Speaker 1: not allowed to renovate the house or paint it differently.
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  Speaker 1: You really can't do anything to it. I'm gonna do
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  Speaker 1: whatever I want. It's my property. Nope, not allowed. They
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  Speaker 1: just did the vote last month. What vote? Who's they
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  Speaker 1: what vote? Planning and zoning? Thank you? And they said
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  Speaker 1: they sent some emails, but a lot of times they
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  Speaker 1: go to spam folders. So we may want to check that.
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  Speaker 1: Can I appeal this thing? You're not gonna want to
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  Speaker 1: after I tell you the good news. I highly doubt that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh listen, you're actually about to become kind of famous,
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  Speaker 1: or at least your houses. I don't want to be famous.
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  Speaker 1: I just want my damn second floor. No, you need
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  Speaker 1: to hear me out. The city has actually earmarked. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe it. Some money for marketing to promote
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  Speaker 1: the infamous toilet where George w filled the peanut butter
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  Speaker 1: jar filled the peanut butter jar. Why do you keep
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  Speaker 1: referring to this a weird stop? How is this? I
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  Speaker 1: think you know what I'm trying to say. But you're
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  Speaker 1: going to be number three on the local tourist hot
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  Speaker 1: spot chart. Personally, I think you should have been number two.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, do you get it? Number two? No? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I get it. But this can't be happening. This is
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  Speaker 1: important that they don't make national landmarks out of everywhere
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  Speaker 1: a presence taking. I hear that you sound upset, and
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  Speaker 1: I just think you're not me. I'm right, I found
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  Speaker 1: up that. Well, I'm just trying to help you see
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  Speaker 1: the bigger pictures, not helping. There's no big picture. Someone
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  Speaker 1: took a crap in my toilet and I can't renovate
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  Speaker 1: my house. Are you kidding me? That is not just
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  Speaker 1: a toilet. It is a place where some famous person
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  Speaker 1: laid a brick. Can you please stop making those euphemisms.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to tell you. I'm trying to tell
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  Speaker 1: you it creates a sense of culture and meaning in
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  Speaker 1: the neighborhood. Oh, meaning you're talking about her? What's wrong
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  Speaker 1: with you? I mean, personally, I think it's more important
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  Speaker 1: than Saint John's Cathedral in the town over. No world
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  Speaker 1: leaders ever dropped off any timber there. I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: that that's like your nine different euphemism for going to
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom. Is this what should do all day? Instead
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  Speaker 1: of approving my housing application? Well, I was hoping they
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  Speaker 1: were going to ask me to be on the marketing board,
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  Speaker 1: but they didn't. So early next week we'll be putting
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  Speaker 1: up the billboards, billboards for what they have our special
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  Speaker 1: presidential poop logo with arrows directing the tourists to your
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  Speaker 1: house and hopefully with your permission. Listen, listen, no no permission,
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  Speaker 1: no photo opportunities with the toilet there will be I
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  Speaker 1: swear there will be boss suits. I did not approve
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  Speaker 1: any of this. You have no right to do this. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: are you upset because you think you have to take
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  Speaker 1: photos of yourself? I mean, your friend Dan said that
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  Speaker 1: you were putting my home. I don't think you heard me.
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  Speaker 1: Your friend Dan is going to be the one taking
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  Speaker 1: the photos in the bathroom, not you. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: who's taking the photos. I don't want any photos of
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  Speaker 1: my bath You're still not getting it, I'm saying your
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  Speaker 1: friend Dan because this is actually a phone tap. It's
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  Speaker 1: just a prank. Man broke from Brick and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. What as a joke? Your friend dance and
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  Speaker 1: even waiting weeks for your renovation plans to get approved
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  Speaker 1: and pull a joke on you. Oh my god, little
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  Speaker 1: bathroom here this morning? You know, wake you up on
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  Speaker 1: the good side of ben Wow. Historical landmark for a
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  Speaker 1: president going in a bathroom. I ever heard of that
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  Speaker 1: being an actual thing? You know? I did ride up
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  Speaker 1: the presidential poop logo. It's pretty sweet. You want to
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  Speaker 1: buy a T shirt? I think you owe me two
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  Speaker 1: for free. Wake up every morning with funk tabs weekday
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  Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,