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Phone Tap: Head Pool Boy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It can be difficult when you work somewhere for a
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  Speaker 1: while and a new boss comes in and takes over,
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  Speaker 1: ready to shake things up. Oh like. For example, let's
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  Speaker 1: say your city's basketball team has an owner and he's
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  Speaker 1: a big coffee magnate and decides he doesn't want the
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  Speaker 1: team anymore, but he promises the new guys are definitely
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  Speaker 1: going to keep the organization local, huge loser.
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  Speaker 2: He was crossing his fingers behind his back.
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  Speaker 1: You have been there, done that, and that's why today
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  Speaker 1: we call a guy who has no idea new ownership,
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  Speaker 1: has bought the pool cleaning service he works for, and
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  Speaker 1: he's definitely not ready for the radical changes they want
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  Speaker 1: to implement asap. In your phone, tap right now working.
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, right there, he has the best forty dollars I've
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  Speaker 3: ever sped my.
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  Speaker 4: Hell.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Jerry, Yes, Jerry, can you hear me?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? I can hear you.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on a second, hold on? Oh so much better?
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Oh hi, Jerry, I don't think we've met. I'm the
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  Speaker 2: new owner.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, the new owner.
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  Speaker 2: Well did Mark not tell you? I just bought pool care?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Names Wendy Wendy Wetmore. Nice to meet you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm to be honest with you, I'm kind of
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  Speaker 4: surprised Mark didn't get me a heads up about this.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I knew the company was for sale, but
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  Speaker 4: I didn't hear that it's old.
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  Speaker 5: I barely gave him a second to communicate. I was
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  Speaker 5: so excited, especially when I heard that you're the head
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  Speaker 5: pool boy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, actually I'm the head pool service Technician.
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  Speaker 2: But absolutely, yeah, not anymore.
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  Speaker 5: That was your old title. So going forward, we're referring to.
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  Speaker 2: You as head pool boy. It's not fun.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if it's really appropriate.
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  Speaker 2: So Jerry, let me give you some background.
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  Speaker 5: You see, the reason I purchase this business is that
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  Speaker 5: I see a lot of untapped growth. Okay, so we
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  Speaker 5: are going to revitalize and re energize this company by
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  Speaker 5: getting sexier.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 5: Do you currently own Espedo?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: My research says the housewives really appreciate their pool be
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  Speaker 5: in service by a man in Bandana.
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  Speaker 2: Briefs.
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  Speaker 4: Man, I know we haven't met yet, but I'm really
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  Speaker 4: am the last person that you want to see at Espeito.
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  Speaker 2: Oh not summer ready.
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  Speaker 5: I feel that no Listen, you better get there because
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  Speaker 5: we'll also require every pool boy to be fitted for
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  Speaker 5: a branded mesh t shirt.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, really, Jerry.
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  Speaker 5: Come on now, we all have to adapt and change.
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  Speaker 5: You remember what happened with the dinosaurs, right? A string
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  Speaker 5: bikini in the bunch? Look where they're at.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, ma'am, I don't believe the dinosaur has ever existed.
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  Speaker 5: Oh okay, you're one of those. Yeah, those. Okay, we'll
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  Speaker 5: put this into your little pretty conspiracy theorist brain.
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  Speaker 3: Jerry.
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  Speaker 5: There's gonna be some major outfit changes, including waterproof ugs
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  Speaker 5: and sparkle gloves.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, listen, I'm a pool check. I'm not a stripper.
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  Speaker 5: You're a sassy pool boy. From now on, Jerry, why
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  Speaker 5: did do this?
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  Speaker 2: I almost forgot to tell you. You know that long
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  Speaker 2: pool stick with the net on the end of it,
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  Speaker 2: you mean the skimmer whatever.
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  Speaker 5: At some point, if the lady of the house comes
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  Speaker 5: to talk to you, you'll ask her if she wants
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  Speaker 5: to limbo.
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  Speaker 4: This is a joke, right, No, hear me when I
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  Speaker 4: tell you it's not like that. People just want their
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  Speaker 4: pools cleaned.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, Jerry, we go in.
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  Speaker 4: We had some chlorine.
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  Speaker 2: There, we go Howllo can you go? He Hello, can
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  Speaker 2: you go?
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  Speaker 4: Are you playing limbo music?
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  Speaker 5: Of course I am shake it pool boy, ma'am.
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  Speaker 4: You don't want to see me shake anything, I promise, Jerry.
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  Speaker 4: And if this is the direction the company is going,
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  Speaker 4: where I'm gonna have to limbo and wear spitos, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know. I don't think it's going to be a
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  Speaker 4: good fit. You should probably just fire me now and
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  Speaker 4: well I'll figure out what to do from there.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you're go worker.
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  Speaker 5: Vincent didn't tell me that you were such a stick
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  Speaker 5: in the mud, Jerry, you didn't have any fun.
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  Speaker 4: She'd wins or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: You said that you would never laugh when we would
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  Speaker 5: do a prank phone call on you.
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  Speaker 4: You know, wait did you say the prank phone call? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Because this is actually bright for the radio Showbrook and
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  Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning now, oh man, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder what the hell they were going to make
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  Speaker 4: me do. I mean, I've had this job for thirteen years.
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  Speaker 5: I want you to get your confidence in a speedout.
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  Speaker 4: I doubt it.
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  Speaker 2: Get Mama and Dakery and let's go.
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  Speaker 3: Jerry, oh my, Josh, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties,