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Phone Tap PODCAST: Jubal the Dog Breeder · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, I was looking for Zach. This is Casey Ryback.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a dog breeder. Your wife emailed me and said
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  Speaker 1: you were having some breeding issues with your West Highland Terrier.
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  Speaker 1: Is that correct? Yeah, yeah, we're having a little issues there.
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  Speaker 1: What seems to be the problem exactly? Um, well, we've
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  Speaker 1: been trying for a little over a year actually, and
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  Speaker 1: to breathe does your dog just seem disinterested in breeding?
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  Speaker 1: And maybe I'm not really but I could definitely be it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: have you allowed it? Have you allowed it to view you?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean you? Well, do you see dogs
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  Speaker 1: learn by example? And I can see it being very
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  Speaker 1: beneficial to the dog if you let it watch you
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  Speaker 1: and your wife's intimate time that um no, um no,
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  Speaker 1: we haven't done that. I've had a lot of success
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  Speaker 1: with this technique recently. If people do this all over
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  Speaker 1: the country, people are letting their dogs watch them be
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  Speaker 1: intimate with each other. Yeah, it's working, wonders Okay, that's
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  Speaker 1: is there anything I think? I know it's a little unconventional.
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  Speaker 1: You need to start by letting the dog just watch
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  Speaker 1: you soloat by myself. Yeah, you just sit in front
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  Speaker 1: of the dog, do the thing. You would normally do
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  Speaker 1: if you were sitting in front of your computer and
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  Speaker 1: the wife's not home, if you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: and that'll start to get the dog to understand the
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  Speaker 1: process of breeding. Um, that's I don't how do I mean,
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  Speaker 1: how does that work? I mean, well, I mean it
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  Speaker 1: works like this. You sit on the couch, you put
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  Speaker 1: the dog in front of you just to watch, and
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  Speaker 1: then you do your thing. You have a bag of
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  Speaker 1: treats next to you. Every once in a while just
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  Speaker 1: toss a treat to the dog to letn't know what's
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  Speaker 1: going on. Here is a good thing. And then it
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  Speaker 1: starts to realize I don't even I don't even know
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  Speaker 1: that I could ever do that, Like seriously, like I
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  Speaker 1: don't think, I know, I don't know. When it comes
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  Speaker 1: to getting dogs to breed, I have a ninety eight
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  Speaker 1: percent success rate, sir, so you'd probably should just trust
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  Speaker 1: me on this. But imagine, imagine if I'm doing this
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  Speaker 1: rubbing my dog's belly while I've got my other hand
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  Speaker 1: doing my other thing, and my wife walks in. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's really uncomfortable. Well, you simply explain to her
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  Speaker 1: you're just teaching your dog about breeding. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know that she's gonna buy that. To be honest,
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  Speaker 1: she's going to be probably a little freaked out. She's
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  Speaker 1: gonna think that's pretty disgusting. All right, Well, so you're
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  Speaker 1: not willing to do that, Um, that's probably you know
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  Speaker 1: that technique does work. But I tell you what, there
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  Speaker 1: are some other things we can do. I can come
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  Speaker 1: by videotape you and your wife being together, and then
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  Speaker 1: I can show it to the dog afterwards. We found
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  Speaker 1: that is very effective as well. Now you're not videotaping
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  Speaker 1: my wife and I trust me, it's worked. I videotaped doctors, lawyers.
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  Speaker 1: I videotape tons of people doing this and showed their dogs.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care who you videotape. You're not videotaping my
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  Speaker 1: wife and I have sex. He's insane. I thought you
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  Speaker 1: wanted your dog to learn to breed some kind of
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  Speaker 1: scam artists? Like do you do this for people who
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  Speaker 1: like regularly? Do you think you can pull this one
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  Speaker 1: over me? Absolutely not. I am. I am sort of
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  Speaker 1: a scam artist, sir. I'll tell you that much. You're
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  Speaker 1: admitting the scam artist I am, because this is actually
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  Speaker 1: jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning, I'm moving
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  Speaker 1: ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you. Yep,
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  Speaker 1: your wife Aaron set you up. Come on on and
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  Speaker 1: she she emailed us and said you messed with her
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  Speaker 1: the other day and she wanted to get you back.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe you would stay on the phone so
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  Speaker 1: long with some dog breeding perfet. You're the one who
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  Speaker 1: thought of that Idea's a good point.