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Phone Tap: The OCD Ghost · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning time for your daily pranking.
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  Speaker 1: And today we call a woman who's getting ready to
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  Speaker 1: move into a new house with her husband tomorrow. The
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  Speaker 1: real estate transaction went through. Boxes are all packed, movers
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: are all confirmed. The only thing that could possibly go
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  Speaker 1: wrong is if the previous owner calls to tell her
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  Speaker 1: something weird about the place, something that's not only disturbing
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  Speaker 1: but extremely hard to believe. We'll see if we can
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  Speaker 1: convince her. In your phone tap right now's phone taps
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties. Hello, Hey, your house is haunted. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sorry what You're the new owner right at twenty seven
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  Speaker 1: East Street.
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  Speaker 2: Who is this?
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  Speaker 1: The only thing I can tell you is I'm a
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  Speaker 1: previous owner and I don't have a lot of time.
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  Speaker 1: I could get into a lot of trouble just telling
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  Speaker 1: you this information.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Look, I don't know what to say to you here, buddy,
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  Speaker 2: but you're you're really creeping me out.
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  Speaker 1: No trust me. I just want to warn you what's
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen once you move into that house.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why you're saying this, but it's scaring me.
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  Speaker 1: You should be, because the first thing you're gonna notice
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  Speaker 1: is when you wake up on Sundays, your laundry will
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  Speaker 1: have moved from the washer into the dryer. Much and
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  Speaker 1: occasionally you'll open up the pantry doors in your kitchen
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  Speaker 1: and you'll find everything's been organized by expiration date.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, lisis is this some type of joke.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm the previous owner. I'm telling you your house
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  Speaker 1: is being haunted by an extremely helpful ghost. Come on, no, lady,
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  Speaker 1: this isn't a joke. I'm telling you it's the worst.
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  Speaker 1: He's a total meat freak.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, there's no way, it's just true.
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  Speaker 1: You don't think this is true, Just wait till you
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: get a passive aggressive note about your lawn care routine
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  Speaker 1: I did every week for three years. What He'd line
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  Speaker 1: up all my shoes so the toes were perfectly flush
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  Speaker 1: with the wall every night.
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  Speaker 2: You're telling me there's an OCD ghost that's gonna be
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  Speaker 2: cleaning and organizing everything while I sleep. What.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're making it sound nice.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: It's worse than what you're saying.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need to hear any more about this. I
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  Speaker 2: need to call my reelsor.
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  Speaker 1: Well, okay, fine, to call them but just know you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna love the ghost in like the first week, but
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  Speaker 1: by week three you'll be arguing with a dead guy
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  Speaker 1: about coasters.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I get it. Just so you know, everything you're
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  Speaker 2: telling me, i'd appreciate.
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  Speaker 1: No, you shouldn't appreciate it. It's like whoever your worst
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  Speaker 1: roommate was from your past. This is like ten times worse.
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  Speaker 1: He's so irritatingly conscientious.
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  Speaker 2: This is funny in the beginning, but I can't deal
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  Speaker 2: with this now. I'm already really stressed about moving. No,
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  Speaker 2: he doesn't even sound bad.
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  Speaker 1: You're not getting it. He's gonna break down all the
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  Speaker 1: boxes after you move in and reorganize your spice rack.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's good. That's more than my husband would ever do.
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  Speaker 1: You're so in trouble if you think that this is
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  Speaker 1: like a positive thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh please, Are you done? Are you done? Warning me?
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  Speaker 1: You're laughing right now, but you won't be when he
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  Speaker 1: refolds your towels. Color owners are crisp enough.
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  Speaker 2: I'm hanging out.
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  Speaker 1: You know what that does to your self confidence.
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  Speaker 2: Do not call me again. This is absolutely ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's supposed to be ridiculous because it's a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call. We're in on the radio. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not really the previous homeowner. My name is jeff from
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  Speaker 1: the show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Your husband
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  Speaker 1: Luke set you up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that is so crazy, because I have
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  Speaker 2: been watching a lot of or a normal shows.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you thought you were about to walk into a
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  Speaker 1: real life nightmare.
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  Speaker 2: Huh uh you means real life fancy.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even tell you. He opplied to be on
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  Speaker 1: the HOA board.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: They rejected him. He's so pissed.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay. Is there any chance I can adopt him?
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  Speaker 2: Even if he's not real? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see this as a good thing.
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  Speaker 2: He's organized.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, if you find the end of your
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  Speaker 1: toilet papers folded into triangles, run you can stop whispering
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  Speaker 1: now I work in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties