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Phone Tap: Cheugy Simps · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: We work with a young lady named Alexis.
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  Speaker 2: That's me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, let me be more specific, a young white
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  Speaker 1: claw drinking, crop top wearing gen Z speaking, high key
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  Speaker 1: extra female named Alexis.
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  Speaker 2: Me you're talking about. I love it. We all love it.
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  Speaker 2: We all love Alexis.
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  Speaker 1: But what if we had to work in an office
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  Speaker 1: full of fifty Alexises?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, A lot, a lot.
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  Speaker 1: And it's the situation that we're creating for the guy
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  Speaker 1: in today's phone tap, because he already knows that he's
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  Speaker 1: being transferred to a different branch in his company, but
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  Speaker 1: we tell him it's full of gen Zers and that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna hit different for him, so he needs to prepare
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  Speaker 1: to sligh irl or gtfo. It's your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: It's another.
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  Speaker 1: On the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello stay cheeze bags.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, oh hi, this is raina windstorm from corporate.
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  Speaker 2: Is this Kurt?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, this is Kurt.
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  Speaker 2: Hi Kurt, So, I am.
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  Speaker 3: Just following up on the approved transfer. Looks like your
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  Speaker 3: home base is switching to the east side branch.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, seeing that it's a big change.
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  Speaker 3: Huh, it will be a big change, and I am
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  Speaker 3: here to help because I don't know if you realize this,
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  Speaker 3: A lot of our East Side branch employees are a
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  Speaker 3: little younger, a lot of gen Zers in your new group. A.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I did. I really didn't know. I'm first hearing
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  Speaker 4: it from you.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's fine. I just don't want you to come
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  Speaker 2: across as chew gy.
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  Speaker 4: As what. I'm sorry, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, chewgy be a chewgy simp. You don't want to
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  Speaker 2: be like that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I don't. I don't. I don't understand none
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  Speaker 4: of that. Is that a new.
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  Speaker 2: Phraeze or we're going to go through that.
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  Speaker 3: Listen here, Kurt, Okay, it is part of my job
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  Speaker 3: helping people acclimate to their new surround. Janson right, looks
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  Speaker 3: like we should go over some gen Z terms that
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  Speaker 3: could help you.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm up for it.
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  Speaker 2: I guess great attitude.
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  Speaker 3: So we'll just start at the top, Like, for example,
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  Speaker 3: if you want to compliment someone's outfit, you just say
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  Speaker 3: tight drip, drippy.
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  Speaker 4: Dripper, tight drip. Did you say that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Are you taking notes? It sounds like you just wrote
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  Speaker 2: it down.
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  Speaker 4: I just not. How does that so you said that
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  Speaker 4: means that they're wearing nice clothes or.
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  Speaker 2: I think you just need to understand gen z right.
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  Speaker 2: They want to feel connected and respected.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you feel me, fam right, it's all about
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  Speaker 3: the gwap.
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  Speaker 4: You're just throwing a lot of stuff. Did you say
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  Speaker 4: got or gwap? Wah? What is that gwap?
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  Speaker 2: Like as in money?
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  Speaker 4: Is that a different countries? Money? Is that the take on? It?
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  Speaker 3: Is it? I just I didn't realize that you were
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  Speaker 3: starting from ground zero. Have you ever met anyone under
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  Speaker 3: twenty five?
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  Speaker 4: I mean I have, you know, nieces and nephews.
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  Speaker 2: Don't tell them that. Do not say that.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, did I have family or nieces and nephews? No?
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  Speaker 3: You see, listen, We've got to be careful about your
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  Speaker 3: clap back, you know, I.
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  Speaker 4: Mean, come on, it's a lot of verbiage and words
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  Speaker 4: you're throwing at me, and you're saying that that's what
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  Speaker 4: everybody at this branch is that. That's that's how they communicate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And if you.
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  Speaker 3: Don't get up on it, you're going to catch some
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  Speaker 3: emotional hands.
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  Speaker 4: And at that point, I'm going to catch emotional ham.
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  Speaker 2: Or hands hamd.
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  Speaker 3: Han, Yes, but what is that catch these hands? Mother?
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  Speaker 2: Don't worry. That is hr approved.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, It's how we connect with our younger employees.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think it is.
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  Speaker 2: That's it's all in love and fun. It's how they talk.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, now we all swear, but you just called
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  Speaker 4: me a outside of my name. I'm not even going
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  Speaker 4: to repeat it.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't call you anything. I didn't tell you anything.
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  Speaker 3: I said you're going to catch some emotional hands.
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  Speaker 2: These hands. I don't understand what you're not getting here.
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  Speaker 4: I'm kind of not getting nothing. You're saying, have you
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  Speaker 4: been hitting.
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  Speaker 2: The bape this morning? As that's what's going on?
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  Speaker 4: Have I been hitting the face or the babe? Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I just want you to know I'm trying my best
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  Speaker 4: and now I want to have a good attitude, you know,
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  Speaker 4: to transfer not the only.
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  Speaker 2: One drawing your best right now. I need you to
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  Speaker 2: write this down. Okay, okay. Avocado toast Master sixty.
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  Speaker 4: Nine, hold on one second. You can shay it.
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  Speaker 2: Avocado toast Master sixty nine. He's the TikTok guru on gen.
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  Speaker 4: Z toast Master. He slaps, he slaps, like, what do
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  Speaker 4: you mean like other people reference no cap you are funny. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 4: you're having fun with this. You're obviously in your zone.
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  Speaker 4: But this is like a second language to me. I
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  Speaker 4: really have no idea what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: This is the most important thing.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, if you say something funny like you just did,
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  Speaker 3: don't laugh.
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  Speaker 2: So you need to fall down on the floor.
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  Speaker 3: And act dead like the skull emoji that the gen
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  Speaker 3: Zers used.
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  Speaker 2: They'll love it.
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  Speaker 4: So you say, if one of my coworkers say something
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  Speaker 4: that's funny, just fall on the ground and.
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  Speaker 2: Debt just ceased.
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  Speaker 4: I mean you believe that that's the stupidest thing I've
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  Speaker 4: ever heard.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's exactly what your coworker Ray is doing right now.
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  Speaker 3: He's totally dead because this is a break phone call.
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  Speaker 2: Set it up? Get it?
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  Speaker 4: What did you say?
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  Speaker 2: I said, your coworker Ray, he set you up for
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  Speaker 2: a phone tap. Just actually broke from the radio show
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  Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: Are you serious? Yeah, said he.
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  Speaker 3: Just wanted you to know that everybody in the office
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  Speaker 3: is going to miss seeing you every day.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you almost actually really just died, right. That
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  Speaker 2: was intense.
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  Speaker 4: Trying to listen to what you're saying is intense because
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  Speaker 4: you make no.
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  Speaker 2: Sense either, Just like a cheogy sip.
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  Speaker 4: Once again, I don't know what that meaning? What does
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  Speaker 4: that mean.
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  Speaker 3: Wake up every morning
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  Speaker 4: With phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and
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  Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning,