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Phone Tap PODCAST: Lady Zipperty · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap, and today we've been
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  Speaker 1: thrown into the middle of an ongoing neighbor feud. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: apparently this is something that's been brewing for years between
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  Speaker 1: two guys. Oh, it's involved the lawsuits, no contacts, and
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of other craziness. Why are we going to
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  Speaker 1: involves Terry? Exactly? Why both of you move? Well, one
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  Speaker 1: of the guys, brothers, asked me to phone tappen. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: he told me. If I just say I'm a lawyer,
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be enough to make an angry. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that seems pretty it's like too easy. Oh yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: he was right. You'll hear it in your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now. It's another tap on the twenties to I'm
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  Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for
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  Speaker 1: a mister Thomas. You got him? Man? Hi, Thomas. My
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  Speaker 1: name is Rick Stickler. I'm an attorney representing your neighbor Raymond.
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  Speaker 1: He lives immediately to your west. Oh good, all right,
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  Speaker 1: yeah what what now? That was an interesting response. I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling in his behalf because you know what, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: but you don't live next to the dude. Okay, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I understand there's been a couple issues between you two
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  Speaker 1: in the past, so Raymond wanted me to run something
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  Speaker 1: by you in order to avoid any future conflict. Oh
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  Speaker 1: really conflict like when he started using my WiFi, that
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  Speaker 1: kind of conflict. He did mention that incident to me,
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  Speaker 1: but in his defense, your WiFi was not password protected
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  Speaker 1: at the time, so anybody could have logged on. Oh
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  Speaker 1: wait wait, then there was a time that this lunatic
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  Speaker 1: felt a twenty five foot observation tower in his backyard,
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  Speaker 1: so he's gaze at night. But the damn tower it
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  Speaker 1: looked into my ben woo. Yeah, he did mention a
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  Speaker 1: little bit about that too, but it's my understanding that
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  Speaker 1: he took it down. Yeah, after nine months, he took
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  Speaker 1: it down. Nine month. Okay, well, problem solved. What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean problem solved? Not even closed? I understand your frustration, mister.
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  Speaker 1: But look, Raymond has learned his lesson by virtue of
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  Speaker 1: him having me contact you regarding his newest project project. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what kind of bull is he trying to pull out? Sir?
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  Speaker 1: It's not a big deal. This is much different than
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  Speaker 1: any of the other conflicts you two have had. He
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  Speaker 1: just wants to create family fund center in his backyard.
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  Speaker 1: What did you say, a family fund center? What does
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  Speaker 1: that mean? You know? It has batting cages, some put
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  Speaker 1: put golf. He's even got plans for this windmill with
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  Speaker 1: a tiny door that opens and closes. Right, this is insanity.
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  Speaker 1: It's against all codes. I'm sure. I'm sure this guy
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  Speaker 1: breaks codes over you sound very worked up, I do
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  Speaker 1: hear you. But in conjunction with his project, he does
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  Speaker 1: also want to put up a zip line. Do you
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  Speaker 1: mean a zip line? Zip line? I don't know of
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  Speaker 1: any other kind of zip line. But it would just
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  Speaker 1: involve a forty three foot pedestal. What the are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? But it's gonna be very tastefully built, Okay built, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because it's gonna be a framed fiberglass hale that's a
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  Speaker 1: two scale replica of the Statue of Liberty. No way,
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  Speaker 1: get out of here. No, I'm serious. He wants to
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  Speaker 1: call the zip line. Get this the statue of Zipperty. Mister,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a lawyer, and even I think that's funny. Where
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  Speaker 1: did you get your law degree? This is not funny.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to see that. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: see a giant, fake statue of Liberty. Okay, if I'm
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  Speaker 1: reading this correctly, i'm picking up that you're not exactly
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  Speaker 1: happy about this. Oh wow, you're very observant, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: but I would being sarcastic you more on. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to see that. Sorry, you're a little bit hard
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  Speaker 1: to read here. But here's the thing. It's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: very tastefully done, and there's gonna be children zip lining
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  Speaker 1: out of the statue of Liberty's mouth. It's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: very very I don't want to see what children. It's
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  Speaker 1: not gonna happen. Okay, there's no way that the county
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  Speaker 1: would have proved something like that in a residential labor
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  Speaker 1: No way, Actually, Thomas, Actually they've already signed off on
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  Speaker 1: it in construction in a couple of weeks. You're telling
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  Speaker 1: me that they're allowing this to be built, when it's
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  Speaker 1: taller than all of the house. No way. You know
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  Speaker 1: I'm not looking at my backyard and see a monstrosity.
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  Speaker 1: No way, monstrosity. Excuse me, sir, but that's lady Zipperty
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  Speaker 1: you're speaking of. Okay, I'd show some respect. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care what you call it. There's no way that's being
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  Speaker 1: built in my neighborhood next time. I how No, No, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I hear you. I'm willing to negotiate on this matter.
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  Speaker 1: Negotiate there's no negotiation. Well what if I told you
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  Speaker 1: that mister is generously willing to give you and your
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  Speaker 1: family unlimited zip line rides and put Putt golf for
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  Speaker 1: just twenty dollars a month. You know I'm gonna tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Do you tell that told who hired you? His zip line?
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  Speaker 1: Family fun Dome will never never come a reality? Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's come down. It's a family fund. Don't come me
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  Speaker 1: to come down. Don't call me to coton. Well what
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  Speaker 1: if I told you that this is actually Jeffrey from
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and that this is
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  Speaker 1: a prank call here? What will you call them? Frank call? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's all a Joe None of it's true. Wait, my
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  Speaker 1: name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning, and your brother Tim sets you for
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap because he told me the backstory of
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  Speaker 1: you and your weird neighbor. So the last time I
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  Speaker 1: tell him as to anything, you got angry there. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, if you just went through what I've
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  Speaker 1: gone through for the past three years, just relax, man.
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  Speaker 1: There's no statue of Zipperty going up. That's totally fake.
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  Speaker 1: But your neighbor does want to set up a ninety
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  Speaker 1: foot water slide called Mount Gushmore. That's happening you, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties. Holy two point five