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Phone Tap PODCAST: Stalker Girl · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: there a phone tap in the house? We'd be terrible
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  Speaker 1: in emergency, but today we call a guy who's been
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  Speaker 1: raging lately. His buddies say he's been going out to
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  Speaker 1: the bars every weekend, drinking, partying, hitting on all the
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  Speaker 1: women he meets. Thought he was angry, no okay, having
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  Speaker 1: a good time, giving out his number to anybody willing
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  Speaker 1: to take it. And then afterward, this is Jose. After
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  Speaker 1: he does it, he'll come home and his friends are like,
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing And he'll be like, I don't remember.
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  Speaker 1: I was drunk. Oh yeah, I was that guy for
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  Speaker 1: a long time. Well, we're gonna refresh his memory today
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  Speaker 1: when Alexis poses us one of the ladies that he
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  Speaker 1: met out the other and she is really into him, like, scary,
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  Speaker 1: it's your brand new phone tap right now. It's another
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  Speaker 1: tap on the twenties to me I'm moving ninety two
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  Speaker 1: point five. Lou Hey, is this landing? H Yeah? Who's this?
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  Speaker 1: It's me. It's Heather, Heather remember me? We met at
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  Speaker 1: pub last night? A man, I really don't remember from
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  Speaker 1: last night. That's funny. You were so gone, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: Remember you came over to me and you said that
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  Speaker 1: funny pickup line. What was it again? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, really really waste it? Oh I remember
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  Speaker 1: it now. You said, is your dad a boxer? Because
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  Speaker 1: you're a knockout on you are suck funny? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I guess I kind of remember saying that. So what
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  Speaker 1: are you up to? What's going on? Just a work
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  Speaker 1: right now? Oh my god, same dwelling, sir. What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean I'm at work, you're at work. We're so
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  Speaker 1: similar it's scary. Okay, yeah, you know what. Can I
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  Speaker 1: call you back later? I'm just kind of busy right now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you have to go. Yeah, well before you do, um,
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  Speaker 1: I need your help finding a long sleeve. What I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand. You know, you told me to come over.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm here and I looked in the drawer under
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  Speaker 1: your protein powder, but I can't find anything. You're in
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  Speaker 1: my room. Yeah, is it maybe about your PlayStation? How
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  Speaker 1: did you get in my room? You's not what upset?
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  Speaker 1: You're not upset, are you? Well? I'm just a little
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  Speaker 1: confused right now, like you're seriously in my room? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you said come over, so I did, and your roommate
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  Speaker 1: Trent let me in. I never said this was okay.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be mad. Put Trend on the phone, babe. I
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  Speaker 1: just wanted a shirt so I could smell you. Collabe.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know who you are. That's not true.
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  Speaker 1: Me and your mom are actually becoming friends. What the
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  Speaker 1: hell are you talking about? Yeah, me and your mom talked,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm going to make all of us dinner. Holy
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  Speaker 1: are you serious right now? Do you know what type
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  Speaker 1: of wine she likes? I just really want this to
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  Speaker 1: go Well, no, not the wine I met my mom.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted my mom. You don't know my mom? Well
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  Speaker 1: I didn't, but your roommate had her phone numbers, so
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  Speaker 1: her and I talk. I cannot believe this. I know,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe we met either. Hold on, slow down.
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  Speaker 1: I honestly have no idea who you are. I already
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  Speaker 1: said I'm Heather, And besides, we have the whole rest
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  Speaker 1: of our lives to get to know each other. Are
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  Speaker 1: you crazy? Only crazy for you? Babe? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: it's how drunk was I last It couldn't have been
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  Speaker 1: this bad? What the hell that reminds me? I printed
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  Speaker 1: out a picture from the night we met and I
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  Speaker 1: hung it above your bed. Oh, stuck? What's wrong? Don't
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  Speaker 1: you still want to get married? You need to get
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  Speaker 1: out of my house right now, or I'm calling the cops. Okay, okay, okay, babe,
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  Speaker 1: calm down, stop, just shut up. Stop calling me, babe. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: but the thing is, I'm not in your house, babe.
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  Speaker 1: I'm at the radio station doing a prink phone call
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  Speaker 1: on you. What the did you just say? My name
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  Speaker 1: is actually Alexis from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god? Are you is right now? Yeah? Your
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  Speaker 1: roommate trends set you up? Oh trend that cool? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe it. Are you serious? She said you
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  Speaker 1: guys super drunk last weekend and gave your number out
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  Speaker 1: to a lot of girl. God, I honestly thought you
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  Speaker 1: were some freaky stalker girl I met at the Bucker
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  Speaker 1: just so you know, I'm not as stalker is in
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  Speaker 1: real life. Maybe a little. Oh my god, well you
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  Speaker 1: fooled me. I'll tell you that much. Wake up every
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  Speaker 1: morning with funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy
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  Speaker 1: On removing ninety two point five