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Phone Tap: Clover the Librarian · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Recently, we got an email from a guy who was
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  Speaker 1: beside himself when he learned that his buddy still goes
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  Speaker 1: to the library to rent DVDs.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that is not funny.
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  Speaker 3: Is funny?
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  Speaker 1: There are a lot of ha haas and he he's
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  Speaker 1: with mocking tones surrounding it when he learned that. But
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't believe the choices that they have.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I would believe that catalog.
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  Speaker 1: He even told us one specific DVD his friend rented
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  Speaker 1: that was going to be late, so we took advantage
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  Speaker 1: of what was on it and brought back our good
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  Speaker 1: friend Clover ex British Black Ops to call him out
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Another Hello, your light? What I said, your light.
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  Speaker 2: Tick?
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  Speaker 3: Late talk T talk.
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  Speaker 2: I think you have the wrong number.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I believe I have the right number. Is this Andy? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: It is?
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  Speaker 3: That's you correct?
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  Speaker 2: Who is this?
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  Speaker 3: The name's Frank, But my mates call me Clover. You
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  Speaker 3: take yeah, Clover, because I'm lucky to be alive.
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  Speaker 2: What what you.
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  Speaker 3: Clearly haven't figured out yet is that I work at
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  Speaker 3: the library. You tend to frequent are you?
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  Speaker 2: You're an employee at the library.
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  Speaker 3: Affirmative and my system says, you read the DVD Italian
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  Speaker 3: Job from us recently, and according to my watch, it's
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  Speaker 3: precisely three minutes late.
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  Speaker 2: Two minutes. Come on, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: I'm serious as a doorknob.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what that means. But I finally return
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  Speaker 2: it today.
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  Speaker 3: You say that, and I'd like to believe you. But
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  Speaker 3: what I'm wondering is, why are you're holding on to
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  Speaker 3: it so long? What's the motive.
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  Speaker 2: There's no motive.
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  Speaker 3: It's just late, conveniently late, almost like it was planned.
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  Speaker 2: I just haven't watched it yet. I'm gonna watch it
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  Speaker 2: right now.
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  Speaker 3: You haven't watched it, But before you were gonna return it, I.
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  Speaker 2: Was always gonna return it. I just I just still
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  Speaker 2: need to watch it. Today's my day off.
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  Speaker 3: Look, mate, I've been in this industry for a long time.
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  Speaker 3: No one's trolling a video shop for entertainment anymore, not
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  Speaker 3: unless their Telly's been nicked.
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  Speaker 2: Is that supposed to mean something? I don't even know
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  Speaker 2: what that means.
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  Speaker 3: It means tell me what you're planning.
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  Speaker 2: There's no plan, it's just late. There's a fine, I'll
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  Speaker 2: pay it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Look at that? Huh. If there's a fine, you'll
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  Speaker 3: pay it. Suddenly the library uses flash with money right
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  Speaker 3: after renting a heist movie. I wonder how that happened.
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  Speaker 2: Huh to your saying, because I've rented the Italian job,
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  Speaker 2: I'm planning my own heist.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, mate, I wasn't always knee deep and overdue books
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  Speaker 3: and dusty encyclopedias. Back in the day before my so
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  Speaker 3: called retirement, I was involved with spooks, shadows, syncret cases,
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  Speaker 3: all of that. So one can smell a rat from
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  Speaker 3: a Marlo wine.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, man, I've never stolen anything in my life.
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  Speaker 3: You're saying you've never stolen anything before.
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  Speaker 2: Never, I promised him. I'm saying never.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you're missing out. If you do it right. It's
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  Speaker 3: a bloody symphony of chaos, every note playing the perfection.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Ghosts in the wind, slipping through locks like whispers while
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  Speaker 3: insurgents are closing from every angle.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, man, I don't know what you're doing with your weird,
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  Speaker 2: threatening voice, but I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Here about that, just reminiscing for a minute in my
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  Speaker 3: head when I was doing recon on a high profile
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  Speaker 3: warlord and Mozambique. Anyway, Well, will we Oh? Yes, your
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  Speaker 3: davy day is now late by six minutes. Talk.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, look, I'm coming in. Just get off my back.
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  Speaker 3: Fine, I'll stand down, but your friend Tucker won't. Hey
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  Speaker 3: set you up for this prank phone call, and he
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  Speaker 3: says he'll never stand down.
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  Speaker 2: Tucker.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Tucker, or as my regular voice to call him
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  Speaker 3: Tucker because this is actually Jose from the radio show
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  Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a
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  Speaker 3: phone tap onod You man, your buddy Tucker says he
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  Speaker 3: makes funny of you all the time for running DVDs
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  Speaker 3: from the library. You're like the only person he knows
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  Speaker 3: that does that.
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  Speaker 2: He does, I really thought the weirdo on the phone.
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  Speaker 2: We thought I was planning a height.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds like you're looking for some extra muscle for the job. Man. No, no, alright,
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  Speaker 3: find me in a ventilation shop at a library in minutes.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be waiting for your signal. The signal is kuck
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  Speaker 3: a bar and left the hen.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll wear my Spanex bodysuit perfect.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, don't forget the DVD though. The week of every
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  Speaker 3: morning was funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook
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  Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning,