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Phone Tap PODCAST: Playdate With Brooke · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: point five. You're a chance to win five hundred bucks. Hello. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: is this Jenny? Yes it is Can I ask his calling? Please? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Hi Jenny, my name is Sharon. I think your daughter
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  Speaker 1: knows my son PJ. They're in the same first grade
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  Speaker 1: class of missile. Oh wow, Hi, it's nice to meet you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: nice to meet you two. I mean informally of course.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry about that. I got your phone number from the
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  Speaker 1: class list. Okay, great. PJ just loves Sophia and he
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  Speaker 1: would love to have a playdate with her sometime. Oh
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  Speaker 1: of course, Yeah that sounds fun. Great, so maybe next Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think we're available. I do have one
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  Speaker 1: quick question for you. What's your child's status? I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: her status? Yeah? Is Sophie currently seeing anyone? You're kidding? Right,
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  Speaker 1: she's in first grade? Are you both playing like the
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  Speaker 1: casual game right now? But I like it, I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: I like it. I'm I guess I'm not on the
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  Speaker 1: same page as you are. I don't really understand what's
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  Speaker 1: going on. I probably should tell you then that PJ
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  Speaker 1: has already had six girlfriends. What I know. I know
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  Speaker 1: he's like a little player. We're really proud. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know kids, any kids we're dating at that age. That
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  Speaker 1: just seems bizarre. I mean, I just didn't tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the deal. I mean, between you and me. PJ
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  Speaker 1: broke up with Bella just yesterday. Okay, you know her,
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  Speaker 1: she's like the weird one that wears those flower dresses.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of rude. No insult on her. Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure she gets it from her parents anyway. Those two donezo. Wow. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know, but I think she'll get over it just fine.
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  Speaker 1: But it's great news for Sophia. I mean, PJ is available,
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  Speaker 1: is what I'm saying. Whatever it is you're doing, it's
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  Speaker 1: really really sketching, and you're making yourself look bad. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I understand you're new to this, but I just want
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  Speaker 1: to let you know you're kind of coming across as
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  Speaker 1: like a mom blocker, a mom blocker hit. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: just relax a little bit. It's not that big of
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  Speaker 1: a deal. And plus, I've seen Sophia during reading time.
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  Speaker 1: She's a strong, independent young woman. She can make her
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  Speaker 1: own decisions out her on the phone. I'll just talk
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  Speaker 1: to her. Oh my god, I'm not gonna put her
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  Speaker 1: on the phone. Are you crazy? She is seven years old.
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  Speaker 1: Have you lost your mind? Yeah? Did you hear yourself?
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  Speaker 1: Seven years old? And she hasn't dated anyone. Listen, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna be honest with you. It's a win win for
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  Speaker 1: your family if we get these two together. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: PJ is hot. That's hot, Okay hot in the Pokemon
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  Speaker 1: go circle right now. Listen. I don't know what kind
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  Speaker 1: of parent tried to pimp their kid out like this,
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  Speaker 1: but I will have nothing to do with you. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it is not my doing. Okay. The pimping is happening
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  Speaker 1: all on its Oh you should check out his YouTube channel.
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? This is how you're raising your
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  Speaker 1: Everyone is raising their children this way. I think you're
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  Speaker 1: the only one that's not. I can't be the only
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  Speaker 1: person on the planet that's raising my child as a child.
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  Speaker 1: I thought this is a nice school, okay, with nice people,
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  Speaker 1: But this is crazy just trying to help your family out. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we can take it slow. I mean, my family doesn't
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  Speaker 1: need your help. You're a freaking psycho. You need to
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  Speaker 1: leave my family. Oh okay. It kind of freaked me
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  Speaker 1: out when he got his first relationship too, and that's
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  Speaker 1: why I'm saying, if you're not interested in the long
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  Speaker 1: term thing, it's okay. We can go slow. We'll get
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  Speaker 1: a picture of them holding hands together. I mean it
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  Speaker 1: will be adorable. It's not happening. There will be no
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  Speaker 1: plate ah, there will be no pictures. Do not come
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  Speaker 1: near me or my child. When I send that pick
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  Speaker 1: to all the PTA moms, they're going to have a
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  Speaker 1: field day with it. I mean, you're Sophia will be
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  Speaker 1: so popular. At least we're awake until PJ moves on.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, oh my god, I feel like I've
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  Speaker 1: lost my mind because I can't believe in even having
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  Speaker 1: this conversation. We just hate for a little rumor to
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  Speaker 1: come out that Sophia didn't like to share her legos
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  Speaker 1: with others. Are you threatening me? You know, I would say,
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  Speaker 1: watch what you say because that gets out, and try
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  Speaker 1: making a playdate after that. I don't want a play
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  Speaker 1: date with you, a bunch of psychos. You're like swingers
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  Speaker 1: for kids. You know. You go ahead and tell people
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  Speaker 1: whatever you want. If it keeps you and your psycho
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  Speaker 1: friends away from me and my family, than all the better. Well.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that that will be a problem at all,
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  Speaker 1: because this is actually all a big joke. This isn't
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  Speaker 1: funny to me at all. I don't know how you
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  Speaker 1: could think your son's future is a joke. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: there is no son. This is actually Brooke from the
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  Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Are you serious? Yeah, your
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  Speaker 1: friend Nicole set you up. I'm so sorry. It was
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  Speaker 1: her idea. She said that there's been some questionable moms
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  Speaker 1: asking for playdates recently. She wanted to mess with you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I've been getting some crazy calls, but
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  Speaker 1: nothing on par with this, with like PJ and his
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  Speaker 1: crazy mom trying to pimp his Pokemon channel. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: but seriously, you should check out his YouTube. It is
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  Speaker 1: blowing up. I'll give him a like and subscribe. Why
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