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Phone Tap PODCAST: Donald Gets a Date · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d hy away?
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  Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d hy away. On the twenties, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: M speak to Jim May I please? Uh Hello, Barmo?
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  Speaker 1: I am what Barmo? I am Donald? Yeah, that was
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  Speaker 1: just a little far worth humor for you. Um, this
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  Speaker 1: is Donald. Your friend Lathy said you might be interested
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: in meeting up. Yeah. Um, here's a new guy in town. Right,
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: Guilty as charged. I just got back from my travels
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  Speaker 1: to Dagga Bab to where daggabab? Is that another star wars? Um? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Lathy said you were into THI fi like me, though
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  Speaker 1: I thought I would make a few star worth jokes
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  Speaker 1: to um break the ice. I guess um, I like
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  Speaker 1: um sci fi, but I'm not like super into it.
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  Speaker 1: Um like it sounds like you are. Yes, I think
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  Speaker 1: THI fight Awfum thought, so is what Awfume thought awesome?
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  Speaker 1: So it sort of like cooled youth cool cooled juthe
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  Speaker 1: with a thought of Awfum thought if if oh this
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  Speaker 1: plang for for a good if it's what I'm a fan.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, she said that maybe we should go out. Um,
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: do you mean like just like chilling a group? I
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: think no, I was just calling to set up our
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  Speaker 1: romantic date, a romantic date. Yes, don't you think it'd
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: be awesome? Thought to get some Italian food? I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really think that we have much in common
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  Speaker 1: at all, and thought, uh, but I don't think that
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  Speaker 1: this would be a good fit for me. Oh well, okay,
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: I guess. Um, I'm sorry. I apologize. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: why are you crying? Because it's it's weak thought. I
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: just I knew i'd screw this up. Look, um, donald
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  Speaker 1: is that I'm sorry to lose it like this. But
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: it's the thing you can understand. I'm always screwing it up. Look, maybe, okay,
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: maybe we could get like coffee or something like that,
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: really coffee? You'd have coffee with me? Yeah? Maybe maybe
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: just coffee? And like, should I bring the protection or
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: are you going to did? I want to be safe?
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to sex with you. Lazy said you
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: were easy, so I assumed it was a sure thing.
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know why she's saying no, but that's so
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: freaking untrue. So you're one of those angry fluts. Wow,
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: you're and I hope that you have a great time
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: being alone for the rest of your life. Hey Jen, Jen,
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: what you little freak? This is actually Jewel from Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning. I'm moving on you two
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  Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you. What. Yeah,
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: your friend Lacy set you up. Oh my god. She
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: said that you've been dating a lot of losers lately. Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 1: all the good ones are taken. So just for the record,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a whore. Wake up every morning with juber
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  Speaker 1: Foot taps weekday mornings on the twentiesly On Rubin ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five