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Phone Tap PODCAST: Left Lane Camper · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: eight hundred day Hello either is this the Presidents? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: It is. Who's calling? I'll get to that in just
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  Speaker 1: a second, But i'd like to speak with Matt. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: This is but I'm not going to talk to you
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  Speaker 1: if I don't know who this is. Matt. My name
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  Speaker 1: is Brent Grimes and I'm a detective for the County Police.
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  Speaker 1: How are you today? I'm doing all right. How are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing so hot actually, and the reason is
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  Speaker 1: because of yesterday during my off hours, I was driving
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  Speaker 1: down the freeway and your car was in front of me,
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  Speaker 1: so I ran your plates and I got your info.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why I'm on the phone right now. I
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  Speaker 1: don't I don't understand them. I just need to tell
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  Speaker 1: you something, Matt. I'm watching your every move. You slip
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  Speaker 1: up just once in your mind. I don't understand the
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  Speaker 1: problem because I'm an extremely safe driver. Yeah, maybe a
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  Speaker 1: little too safe if you ask me. The speed limit
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  Speaker 1: was sixty five where you were driving yesterday, and you
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  Speaker 1: want to know how fast you were going. I was
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  Speaker 1: going sixty five because that's what I do exactly. You
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  Speaker 1: were going sixty five. And I'm sick and tired of
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  Speaker 1: people like yourself going the speed limit in the left lane.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about. That's the speed limit. That's
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  Speaker 1: how fast you're supposed to be allowed to go. That's
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  Speaker 1: the law. Okay, but you're in the left lane. That's
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  Speaker 1: the speed limit. If you want to drive in the
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  Speaker 1: right lane with the rest of the Grandmas, you need
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  Speaker 1: to go at least ten miles over the speed limit
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  Speaker 1: if you're in the left lane. Everybody knows that. Are
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  Speaker 1: you trying to tell me I should break the law.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you to be a good person and move
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  Speaker 1: over to the right if you're gonna go slow. If not,
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  Speaker 1: I swear to God I will take you down. What
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  Speaker 1: do you mean, take me down? Do not have anything
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  Speaker 1: better to do as a police officer? Isn't their crime
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  Speaker 1: or drugs or oh oh no, yeah, something like No.
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  Speaker 1: I did have something better to do. Yesterday I had
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  Speaker 1: to make it to a birthday party and I was
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  Speaker 1: fifteen minutes late. You want to know why because I
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  Speaker 1: was behind you. That's not my fault least fifteen minutes earlier.
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  Speaker 1: I'm driving the speed limming. You know what? How how
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  Speaker 1: would you like it? How would you like it if
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  Speaker 1: the cops showed up to your house tomorrow and I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, found the drugs that are in your glove compartment?
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  Speaker 1: Would you like that? What do you mean? I don't
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  Speaker 1: have drugs in my glove compartment. I'm sorry, what did
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  Speaker 1: you say? You have drugs in your glove compartment? Now
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  Speaker 1: I think I have probable cause to come over there
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  Speaker 1: and search your car. No, I said, officer, I don't
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  Speaker 1: have drugs in my car, all right, So you sold them?
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  Speaker 1: So now I've got possession with intent to distribute. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're slow driving in the left lane the other day
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  Speaker 1: really put you on the wrong side of the law,
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  Speaker 1: didn't it. El choppo, Oh chopo. You're trying to set
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  Speaker 1: me up as some sort of drugs smuggle or dealer
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  Speaker 1: or something like that, just because I'm driving the speed
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  Speaker 1: limit in the fat lane. I'm just saying I was
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  Speaker 1: late yesterday for a very important appointment because you were
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  Speaker 1: driving in the left lane slow, and it'd be a
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  Speaker 1: shame if I showed up to your house and I
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  Speaker 1: found the kilo of cocaine that's in your glove box.
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  Speaker 1: It'd be a shame, wouldn't it. Okay, so you just
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  Speaker 1: admitted to me, sir, Sir, you just admitted to me
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  Speaker 1: that you have drugs in your car. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: need to come over. I've been doing this job for
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  Speaker 1: a long time and the only people who obey the
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  Speaker 1: speed limit are people who are trying not to get
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  Speaker 1: pulled over because they're international drug smugglers. I'm not new
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  Speaker 1: to this. What are you talking about? You're even a
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  Speaker 1: cooking car. Would you need to be locked up in
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  Speaker 1: a mental institution or a stupid radio host doing a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call on you? I could be that too.
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  Speaker 1: What what did you just say? It's a joke. Your
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  Speaker 1: friend wanted to mess with you. Wait a minute, what
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend told me that you never speed and people
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  Speaker 1: always get frustrated driving behind you. So but I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: After all that, I'm starting to question whether you could
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  Speaker 1: be the next El Chapo. I was just like, what
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  Speaker 1: is going on? This psycho cop? It's going after me
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  Speaker 1: because I'm going to speed the limit. Well, dude, only
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  Speaker 1: people that go to speed limit drug deal, there's a murderers.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, you're you're a great detective. You're
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  Speaker 1: a great cop.