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Patreon Teaser: Misogynist of the Year Awards · To All the Men I've Tolerated Before

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  Hey, Team Tolerator, It's Natalie and it is the final week of the
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  month of February, so we know that that means it is a bonus content
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  preview on the Feed this week. This week, our bonus teaser is from
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  our Misogynist of the Year Awards ceremony. Now, The Misogynist of the Year
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  Awards Ceremony is the first episode of our new series, The Misogyny Meltdown,
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  that can be found only on Patreon. However, this is the only episode
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  that is available at all tears and what sets The Misogyny Meltdown separate from our
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  regular Feed episodes onto all the men I've tolerated before is there will always be
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  a video version of The Misogyny Meltdown and an audio version, So if you
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  would like to see the visuals that are happening along with the Misogynist of the
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  Year Ceremony, had on over to Patreon enjoying any of our three paid tiers,
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  or head over to Patreon and follow us for free so you get access
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  to all of our blog posts and all of the resources that I am posting
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  over there. Have a great time. Thank you for checking out all of
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  the hard work that's going on on the Patreon. Let's continue having meltdowns about
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  misogyny and continue making sure misogynists just aren't getting away with it anymore without us
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  bringing attention to it. When never I see one living with massogyny, and
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  let's face it, who isn't living with massogyny. There's a fiery rage that
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  burns inside of me. And when these nominies want to boo who I know,
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  they can't own up to what they do. I know, I know
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  exactly their favorite hobby, massogyny. We're talking every day massagey men who love
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  their sports rough, but Taylor Swip makes them stop and don't even get them
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  started on pronow. So let's start because we have some assholes to take down.
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  Oh la Lah, ro versus way being overturned? La Lah, this
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  award could always be rogans, You're a shoe in Joe. Oh massogyny,
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  I'm hating on every day massagay guys who break up like it's a game.
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  Turns out they couldn't handle Queen of North Spain. But let's start before incels
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  report this and it gets me BAEd lieah wait, drag is banned, lie
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  La, But where will straight women feel safe enough to dance where my woop
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  lady's at? Oh masogyny, Cody Brown lost Wives of Three, and Chris
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  Pratt never seems to not bother me. But let's start before some boyfriend says
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  I dressed like a slut, Lie Lah. Justin Timberlake a guitar in a
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  bathroom, Lie La, We're talking, Tom saying duh ball this just in
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  turns out aren't automatics? Is in fact? God m though you protest,
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  Britney really needed that Rose. I have one message just for you. Dad
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  shouldn't get to drug us and our mom should have our backs too. Hoo
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  Lo Lah, have fun in prison, Danny, Li La? Hey Ashton?
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  Did it pay being a good friend? Hoo? Mela? Thank God
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  for divorce? Am I right? Oh wait, Mela, they are trying
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  to get rid of no fault divorce. Okay, hold on, hold on
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  everyone, hold on, okay, Okay. What I'm gonna do is I'm
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  going to have someone come give you the Wi Fi password we're on, download
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  some papers. We're gonna you know, we're gonna see what you wanna do
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  with them, just in case. Could it hurt to be prepared? Yeah?
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  Mm hm oh everyone welcome to the first ever Misogynist of the Year Award.
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  I'm your host, family, Katona, and I said, let's do
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  this. Oh no, but really, thank you for not immediately slamming your
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  computer shut when it became very clear I was going to sing. Please know.
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  I tried to get Justin to commit to performing his acoustic bathroom set,
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  but one too many women have told him that it was insensitive and inconsiderate,
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  so he's gone into hiding. Yeah, to pretend to think about what he
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  did. However, I see that Cody Brown made it and even brought Robin
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  Robin. America is giving you a really tough go. They're really convinced that
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  you got everything you wanted. I'm here to say that I know it can't
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  be easy being the only wife, especially when you have a husband that has
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  the ego and the goal of four. If you get sick holding your hand
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  over Cody's mouth, you just let me know. I will have a seat.
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  Piller, come and do it for the rest of the show. Oh,
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  Chris Pratt made it. Tom Sandoval was going to come tonight. I
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  think it was a ploy to maybe not be the number one guy in the
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  group, but he was going to be a guy in a group with one
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  trophy, but then at the last minute he got hired for Fox's new adventure
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  show. No really, I think we can get to the Titanic and they're
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  refitting his best singer diver costume for tonight. Dex Dex sans buddy, what
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  are you doing? What's going on? Okay, Dax? Honestly, we
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  know your pr strategy only consists of the fact we like Kristen more than you
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  and that Frozen is still really popular. Yeah, but I will have to
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  say, I think it's weird that she's on your lap? Are you so?
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  Are we physically hiding behind her? Is that? What's? Oh?
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  Hey okay, yeah, buddy, buddy, are you leaving? Could someone
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  get eyes on Dax? Yeah? Yeah, okay, yeah that way,
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  bathroom's that way, not this way? That way? Who was anyone else
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  worried that the next episode of Armchair Expert was going to be if feminists want
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  to talk tough, they can fight tough. Huh, Yeah, it's fine.
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  We dodged it. Who I think I could take him, but we
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  dodged it. Oh you know what? On that note, I should be
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  fully transparent that Tata lent me her sport boy, and he's right backstage.
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  M hm, he's ready to pounce in case any of you idiots get weird.
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  I'm looking at you, Joe Joon't Joe Joe? Who is that?
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  Did you bring Jake Jillenhall to pull focus from your fuckery? Now? Oh
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  okay, someone's getting fired. I set a boundary, I set a request,
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  and I sent an all staff email. The only person you were allowed
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  to bring tonight was Frankie. I needed him to see all of this,
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  realize I have a claim to fame. Mm hmm, it's fine. It's
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  fine. Someone's getting fired. It's fine. Oooh Jamie. When I see
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  you're sitting by your soul hmmm. Wow, it's almost like your parents,
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  who used Brittany to avoid working, are now using you to avoid taking responsibility.
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  Hmm. Wait, they don't think you're getting paid for this, dude.
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  Okay, yeah, no, no one's getting paid. Hey. Can
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  we have a round of applause for my dress? Yeah? Okay. So
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  here's the thing. I'm off Twitter, not for any of the reasons you
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  would think. Yeah, So what happened was I thought that the new icon
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  was hideous, and I hated how it looked on my phone. So it's
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  gone and it's over and I'm done. Yeah mm hmm. However, if
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  that guy who keeps pissing Peeky Palmer pops off pinky promise Pinky Pinky's pinky sinkies,
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  we're all gonna send me the screen grabs. Yeah, I'm gonna need
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  them for TikTok. Thank you, thank you, But you know what,
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  that's enough. Welcomes for everyone. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome. You came,
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  you came, you came, You tried to do it, but let's
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  get to it. So why are we here tonight? In January twenty twenty
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  three, I decided that the only way to get through the year was to
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  be completely and utterly faeral, which means I am prepared to no longer play
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  nights. So tonight, for the very first time, we're celebrating the Misogynist
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  of the Year Award. These misogynists that we will highlight tonight love nothing more
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  than to make headlines and be louded with attention. Well here it is,
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  boys, Tonight, we celebrate you. We celebrate the breakups you enacted because
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  you were convinced deep down you deserve more. But then you got to watch
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  your exes become part of Taylor Swift's girl gang, talk shit about you with
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  your other wives, and outperform you on Dancing with the Stars. I voted
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  every night, and I know what you're thinking. By the end of tonight,
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  we applaud the efforts you made to really convince us you were one of
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  the good ones, while secretly worrying healthcare for trans youth would affect whether or
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  not you could enjoy sports from your armchair. And I get it. By
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  the end of tonight, you'll be calling my father to ask him why he's
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  never considered putting me under a conservatorship, and you just wish I'd go away.
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  Well, jokes on you. My dad thinks caring for me is too
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  expensive and stressful. I don't make enough money doing this to warrant him making
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  an extra tab on his Excel sheet budget. But before we can get to
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  the fun and to our three nominees, we have to first reflect on those
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  who fucked around and found out, those who, against their better judgment,
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  got caught and fell to the misogyny of their own devices. I get it
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  was probably really confusing. With misogyny comes the idea that you'll never be caught,
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  and if you are caught, then you'll be forgiven. Once you hit
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  us with a smirk and a nope, sath apology, let's all take a
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  moment of silence to remember those we lost to internalized misogyny in twenty twenty three.