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Phone Tap PODCAST: Can You Find My Letter · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: on the twenties and today I call a woman who
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  Speaker 1: why why are you laughing? Why? What did I say?
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  Speaker 1: She said? On the twenties? Does you never say that?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, I'm sussed to tell everybody what's happening,
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  Speaker 1: and now I'm just started phone tapping when it happens.
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  Speaker 1: And today I call a woman who works at the
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  Speaker 1: post office. Do you I do on the twenties? On
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, I do? A bunch of her coworkers emailed
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  Speaker 1: the show, saying that she's been testing lately with a
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  Speaker 1: few rude customers and she needs to have a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of fun. So how will she deal with the
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  Speaker 1: guy who tries to bribe her so he can sneak
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  Speaker 1: in and look through the mail during the nighttime. No,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna find out how she reacts in your brand
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  Speaker 1: new phone tap. When did they happen right, that's right
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  Speaker 1: now on the twenties Postal Center. This is Lorraine. Hi Lorraine,
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  Speaker 1: my name's Harry. Hi, Harry. How can I help you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I have a question. Okay, so there's something that I
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  Speaker 1: kind of need help with. It's a little bit embarrassing. Um, well,
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  Speaker 1: is this a Maile related question? Harry? Yeah, yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: about the mail? Okay, go ahead. I had a couple
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  Speaker 1: of drinks last night and then I go on to Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, do you like Facebook? Sir? Did you mail
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  Speaker 1: somebody something that perhaps you shouldn't have one? I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to get to that in just a second here. It's
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  Speaker 1: just when I went on Facebook, they had one of
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  Speaker 1: their memory things pop up, and of course it's a
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  Speaker 1: picture of me and my ex from nine years ago. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm with you so far. What can I do for you?
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  Speaker 1: So I was pretty out of it by that point,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm, you know, emotional because of seeing the picture,
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  Speaker 1: and so that's why I decided to write her a letter.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. And then when I woke up this morning,
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  Speaker 1: my neighbor told me that I was apparently crying on
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  Speaker 1: his doorstep and begging him to drive me to the
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  Speaker 1: postal drop off box, and so I guess he did.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, and so it's it's not good.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's not good. Like I know, I'm definitely
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  Speaker 1: an emotional drunk. And there were some rough drafts that
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  Speaker 1: I found lying around my apartment where I called her
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  Speaker 1: my chubby rapunzel. Oh no, sir, and I said something
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  Speaker 1: about wanting to climb her hair and fall asleep in
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  Speaker 1: her conch. Her what her conch? It's a real thing.
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  Speaker 1: You can look it up later. No, I I know
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  Speaker 1: what it is. I'm just a bit confused. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: just I need your help now because I have to
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  Speaker 1: stop that letter. Well, sir, I am so sorry to
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  Speaker 1: inform you that, by law, there's nothing I can do
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  Speaker 1: to interfere with the mail. Once that letter is sent,
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  Speaker 1: it is sent and it cannot be unsent. I'm so sorry. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I knew it was a long shot. Just make sure
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  Speaker 1: you don't do anything to the face that drop off box,
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  Speaker 1: because that would be a criminal act. Yeah, I won't.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you feel bad for me, right, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think anyone would feel bad for you. That sounds
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  Speaker 1: terribly embarrassing, and I wish you the best, but there's
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  Speaker 1: nothing I can do for you. Okay, I understand, But like,
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  Speaker 1: what if you lost your keys to the mail room
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  Speaker 1: accidentally and I like found them next to the dovester.
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  Speaker 1: This is a federal position. Not only would I lose
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  Speaker 1: my job, but I'd be committing a federal crime. There's
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  Speaker 1: a zero percent chance of me doing anything that is
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  Speaker 1: not by the book. I've been to your facility before.
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  Speaker 1: What if I just accidentally dropped an Abraham Lincoln next
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  Speaker 1: to the dumpster? Oh no, no, no, and then you
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  Speaker 1: could find it on the ground you made Abraham Lincoln? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: five spot. That's it's a bit insulting on tap of unreasonable. No, Harry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I do have to get back to work.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on the clock. Is there anything else I can
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  Speaker 1: help you with today? To purchase of stamp. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to have to tell you this, but there's a
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  Speaker 1: really high chance that there's a picture in that envelope. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I you know, this is the age of selfies. Although
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  Speaker 1: I'm kind of impressed you've printed one out, it's a polaroid.
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  Speaker 1: I have a polaroid camera and let's just say the
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  Speaker 1: picture is not of my front. Okay, sir, we gotta
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  Speaker 1: wrap this up. All right. That's that's enough. This isn't
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  Speaker 1: that appropriate. Look, I'm just I need help here. Like
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  Speaker 1: if you could just so you do need help, but
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  Speaker 1: not from the postal service. Perhaps you could call a
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  Speaker 1: therapist or a family member. I've got to hang up.
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  Speaker 1: I've got to get back to my station. Like, if
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  Speaker 1: you find the letter, I don't mind if you looked
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  Speaker 1: at the picture for a sel Oh no, no, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you just can't keep it. I'm very ashamed of the
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  Speaker 1: back of my body. Sir. If you don't stab this,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to have to report you myself. You probably
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  Speaker 1: think I'm a really bad person. Huh. Honestly, there's a
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  Speaker 1: part of me that thinks you're putting me on. This
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  Speaker 1: seems like a bit much. Which part of you, the
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  Speaker 1: back part of you or the phone? Oh my god?
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  Speaker 1: All right, is this some kind of a joker or something?
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  Speaker 1: Because well, I mean, maybe it is kind of a joke.
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  Speaker 1: We were serious, yeah, but it's not because of me.
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  Speaker 1: It's because of your coworkers, Tory, Bill and James. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you guys. They wanted me to do a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: My name is actually Jeffrey from the radio show Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. I actually felt bad for
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  Speaker 1: you for a minute there. They said that some of
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  Speaker 1: the customers haven't getting on your nerves lately, so they
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  Speaker 1: wanted to play a joke on you. Yeah, they know,
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  Speaker 1: almost stickler for the rules. Apparently you are. You will
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  Speaker 1: not then, not even for a linkin sounds like I
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  Speaker 1: got it up into six Washington's. Now gotta dig deep
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  Speaker 1: a couple of Starbucks. Oh, now you're coming around. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna let you keep the polaroid now. Oh my, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I really do have to get back. Okay, I have
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  Speaker 1: a good day. You two wake up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: ninety two point five