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Phone Tap: Sell Me On It · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooken Jeffrey in the morning, and they say it's
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  Speaker 1: notoriously difficult for grown men to make new friends, and
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  Speaker 1: that's why. In today's phone tap, I call a guy
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  Speaker 1: who just moved into a new neighborhood with his family,
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  Speaker 1: and I am generously offering to give my time to
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  Speaker 1: hang out with him immediately. I just need one thing
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  Speaker 1: from him first. He needs to sell me on it.
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  Speaker 1: In your phone tap right now, brook In Jeffrey's phone
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  Speaker 1: taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this James? Yeah
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  Speaker 1: speaking Hey James. My name is Tyson. I'm one of
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  Speaker 1: your neighbors. You just moved in recently, right, Yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: just moved in last week. Cool. Nice to meet you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: nice to meet you too, Tyson. Yeah. So my wife,
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  Speaker 1: who's friends with your wife, she thinks it'd be good
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  Speaker 1: for us to like hang out some time you and me. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh for me? Yeah sure cool? So sell me on it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Yeah, sell me on it. Like know you
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  Speaker 1: want it? Yeah? Why should I hang out with you?
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  Speaker 1: But what would we do? Where we go? Because you know,
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  Speaker 1: my time's kind of valuable, and I just want to
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  Speaker 1: make sure it's gonna be worth it for me. Well,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, man, you called me to ask me to
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  Speaker 1: hang out. No, our wives talk to each other and
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  Speaker 1: they thought we should hang out and get to know
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  Speaker 1: each other. Well, I'm going to speak to Michelle and
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  Speaker 1: see if this is her idea. Michelle already thinks it's
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  Speaker 1: a good idea, So you just have to sell me
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  Speaker 1: on it. It's a good buddy, don't speak for my
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  Speaker 1: wife for me. Okay, Listen, I'm picking up that you're
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  Speaker 1: kind of a hot head, and when you and me
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  Speaker 1: hanging out, I don't need that kind of energy. Buddy,
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  Speaker 1: that's not selling me on it. Hold on, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: being a hothead here. You're antagonizing me. I'm just trying
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  Speaker 1: to even. Just the way that you said I'm not
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  Speaker 1: being a hot head makes me think that you're more
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  Speaker 1: of a hot header. All right, listen, so I don't
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  Speaker 1: appreciate this conversation. Well, now you've just gone all the
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  Speaker 1: way down to the bottom, the bottom of what your list? Great,
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad I'm there. It's actually just a neighbor list.
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  Speaker 1: I rank them, and now you've ranked the neighbors. Mike's
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  Speaker 1: at the very top, super cool. Who's Mike? Well, you
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  Speaker 1: even met Mike. No, I have not met Mike. He's
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  Speaker 1: in the yellow house down the street. That's great, but
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  Speaker 1: he's my number one, so you can't have him. But
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  Speaker 1: then number two is Rob what Mike? What's fine? You
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  Speaker 1: can have robbed what he's talking about, but you can
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  Speaker 1: have Rob on the weekends, because that's when we chose.
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  Speaker 1: You're trying to fish me off. Yeah, that's really not
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  Speaker 1: selling me. Honestly, I'm not interested in anything that you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to sell me. I'm not selling you anything. I'm
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  Speaker 1: the buyer. Remember what talking about. Here's what I'm kind
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  Speaker 1: of gathering from this conversation is that you're not a
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  Speaker 1: very trustworthy person. And all right, that's not making me
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  Speaker 1: want to hang out with you anymore. Okay, great, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't don't have your I don't need your wife talking
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  Speaker 1: to my wife then and making up these ridiculous ideas.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hang out with a nut job like Okay, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a pass on how this conversation started.
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  Speaker 1: You're new sell me on us hanging out. No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna sell you on hey, No, this is ridiculous, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'll start I'm gonna get a little vulnerable with you here.
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  Speaker 1: I enjoy gardening. Do you sure? What do you like
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  Speaker 1: the garden? Oh? I did not think you were gonna
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  Speaker 1: ask me that. What you know, just general landscape, green
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  Speaker 1: bushes and tree stuff. No, that was a lie I
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  Speaker 1: could tell. I drink wine sometimes I go kite flying
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  Speaker 1: on the weekends. Who goes kite flying? Again, you don't
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  Speaker 1: understand how things work in this neighborhood. But if we
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  Speaker 1: go kite flying together, we're not having flying kit Let's
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  Speaker 1: say we are. We're rubbing each other and we're goosing
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  Speaker 1: each other around. We're just gibing. No, no, Then you know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe I'll feel more comfortable with you, and I'd be
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  Speaker 1: open to telling you that this is a prank phone
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  Speaker 1: call on the radio and it's all a joke. What. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Then I would feel comfortable telling you that I'm actually
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  Speaker 1: from a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't live in your neighborhood, but your son
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  Speaker 1: Emerson wanted to set you up for a phone tap.
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  Speaker 1: So how do you know my son because he listens
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  Speaker 1: to our show. He emailed us and told us that
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  Speaker 1: you guys just moved and he thought he'd be funny
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  Speaker 1: to prank you. Are you kidding me? I'm serious. Oh
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  Speaker 1: do you think I'd sound like a kite flyer? No,
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  Speaker 1: I could tell you got really upset there, I did.
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  Speaker 1: I was ready to come over and fight. That's not
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  Speaker 1: a very neighborly way to join in any community. Oh
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  Speaker 1: you're right, you're right. I would not have made the list,
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  Speaker 1: my god. But seriously, for the last time, if we
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  Speaker 1: hang out, sell me on it. Jeffreys' phone taps on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties