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Phone Tap: Delivery Via Robin · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's brooken Jeffery in the morning, and it's time for
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  Speaker 1: your prank phone call. And today we reach out to
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  Speaker 1: a woman who's frustrated over her missing package. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: does make you mad, I agree, anybody. I do have
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  Speaker 1: some good news for her. Though the package is near
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  Speaker 1: her place, it's very very near. The only thing holding
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  Speaker 1: her back from getting it is two short words. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna find out what I'm talking about in your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now. Hello. Hi, this is Kirby Tumwater. I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling from Amazon. Is this Karen? Oh wow? Amazon? I
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  Speaker 1: never yeah, I know. I'm sorry. We received a message
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  Speaker 1: through our chatbots saying you were having an issue with
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  Speaker 1: one of your packages. Yeah, for my cat. Right, I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking at your order right here. It says that you
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  Speaker 1: purchased a five pound bag of kitty litter along with
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  Speaker 1: a kitty toy. Is that the order that you're talking about. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was supposed to be delivered yesterday. I went outside
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  Speaker 1: and it wasn't there. I see. Okay, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: Wait sir, wait, let me let me just go out
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  Speaker 1: and check it again. Okay, okay, you can do that.
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  Speaker 1: Let me look some stuff up on my end too, Okay, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you're not seeing anything. Okay, no, no, okay, just looking
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  Speaker 1: this up for you, okay. Oh okay, hey, well good news.
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  Speaker 1: It says the package did arrive. But I just told
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  Speaker 1: you I loved and it's not there. Right. Yes, I
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  Speaker 1: think I see what's going on. The reason you're not
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  Speaker 1: seeing it is because it's through our new drone delivery service.
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  Speaker 1: Did is a drone? That's right. We delivered it via Robin.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who Robin is, no, sir, No, it's
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  Speaker 1: I just man, it's not who. It's what. Robin is
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  Speaker 1: our new drone delivery system. It's state of the art. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care how state of the art is. I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you, sir, I didn't receive the toy for my cane.
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  Speaker 1: I hear you. The thing is, Robin is there actually
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  Speaker 1: been waiting for you since yesterday. Oh? Where is the
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  Speaker 1: package up in the air, up in the air right
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  Speaker 1: now above your property? What? Yeah? He just needs you
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  Speaker 1: to come outside to formally receive the package from him. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: how am I supposed to do that? Real easy? So
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  Speaker 1: can you just walk outside for us real quick? I
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  Speaker 1: just was outside. Well I need you to go back again.
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  Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. I'm sorry, man, We apologize for the inconvenience. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm outside and I'm telling you I don't see anything well, right,
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  Speaker 1: because he's high up in the air, he's waiting to
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  Speaker 1: hear from you. So just put your right hand up
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  Speaker 1: in the air and loudly say hi, Robin. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: doing that. No, I'm not well. Then he won't be
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  Speaker 1: able to locate you. Oh hi, Robin, I said it.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like an idiot. There's nothing there. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: now I'm gonna continue to troubleshoot this with you. I
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  Speaker 1: should ask though, by the way, are you wearing a helmet?
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  Speaker 1: Why would I need to even wear a helmet. It's
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  Speaker 1: just we did have an incident with a church group
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  Speaker 1: in Virginia recently who was dive bombed by a rogue
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  Speaker 1: drone delivering bibles. Okay, okay, you know what, You're probably fine.
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  Speaker 1: I am. I want to speak to you manager, absolutely, ma'am.
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  Speaker 1: I'll do that right away. We just have to try
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  Speaker 1: one more thing. What is it? Since the kitty litter
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  Speaker 1: was made in China, it could be looking for a
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  Speaker 1: Chinese response, So just give me a great big Kneehow me?
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  Speaker 1: How I did it? Oh? You didn't say Robin. People
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  Speaker 1: are looking at me right now like I'm crazy, But
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  Speaker 1: you're not, ma'am. You're just waiting for Robin to bring
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  Speaker 1: you items. You can tell them that, Hey, how Robin me?
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  Speaker 1: How Robin me? How Robin? Okay? Are you? Are you happy?
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  Speaker 1: I've made a fool of myself. I still have no kiddy, Lita,
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  Speaker 1: I still have no toy, ma'am. I am not happy,
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  Speaker 1: but I think maybe your husband, Bob is, because I
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  Speaker 1: should probably tell you, Karen, you're actually on the radio
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  Speaker 1: right now with a show called Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. My name is jeff and your husband set
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  Speaker 1: you up for a phone tap. I'm so sorry, said
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  Speaker 1: I kill him. You just wanted to mess with you.
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  Speaker 1: He told us that your Amazon order didn't arrive on
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  Speaker 1: the day it said it would, so you thought we
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  Speaker 1: could mess with you. Worry what, Karen? I got to
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  Speaker 1: thank you so much for being a good sport. Here,
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  Speaker 1: Can I just get one more big knee? How before
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  Speaker 1: we leave? Je me? How you forgot Robin again? You
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  Speaker 1: forgot to say Robin a wake up? Every morning? Was
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  Speaker 1: funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning,