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Phone Tap: VF Flowers · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: How do you make a woman mad?
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, there's so many options.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, you could forget her birthday, b forget your wedding anniversary. Ce,
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  Speaker 1: remember your anniversary. But instead of a nice bouquet of
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  Speaker 1: flowers like you always get for her, hire a two
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  Speaker 1: bit service to describe some virtual AI flowers to her instead. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the woman on the phone fell for it. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: hear how she reacts in your phone. Tap right now. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: my name's Crispin mcsnith. Is this Rachel? Yes it is?
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  Speaker 1: Can I help you? Yes, I'm calling from VAF Flowers
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  Speaker 1: your husband. I think your husband Dan has sent you
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  Speaker 1: a bouquet? Sweet?
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  Speaker 2: Is it here? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Is it there? No, it's not there yet, but it
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  Speaker 1: is about to be. Oh okay, I'll just know. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: there's no need for that. Actually, I have Finley here
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  Speaker 1: and he's going to tell you all about them.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what the flowers are presented for you in a
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  Speaker 2: crystal I vase with bevil cuts producing a multitude of
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  Speaker 2: shades and chips.
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  Speaker 1: How does that sound so far?
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  Speaker 2: That sounds wonderful. I'm not really sure what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: Well, your husband did a purchase with us VF stands
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  Speaker 1: for virtual flowers, So you're you're not going to get
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  Speaker 1: an actual bouquet. They're imaginary.
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  Speaker 2: It's a digital floral service.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's what he paid for. I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 1: Finley continue with the description.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a second. Back to the crystal vase. It's rectangular
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  Speaker 2: and nearly your food tall. Please, designed by a leeman
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  Speaker 2: named Nicholas Tribbleta in the year twelve. Please stop stop?
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  Speaker 1: What last a?
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  Speaker 2: The ivase transports any room it's placed in balk to
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  Speaker 2: the royal parlors of King Louis. Yes, yes, King Louis
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  Speaker 2: the fifteenth himself.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care a Hi Rachel, it's Chrispin mcsnip again.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to interrupt your description there, but your husband
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  Speaker 1: did pay for this virtual service and it wasn't cheap.
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  Speaker 1: So what are you talking about? Could you please not
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  Speaker 1: interrupt anymore? Yeah, we definitely, I know. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: she's really grasping like the beauty of the.
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  Speaker 2: You've even stopped talking.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean he spent a lot of money
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  Speaker 1: for this? Well, I mean virtual flowers that they're not cheap,
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  Speaker 1: So they are they're not existent? Well, these are exotic
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  Speaker 1: virtual flowers. They're not your like standard run of the
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  Speaker 1: mill ones.
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  Speaker 2: So if you only let me explain, I could tell
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  Speaker 2: you why they are so expensive.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my gosh, no, thank you. Well he hasn't
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  Speaker 1: even gotten to tell you about the actual flowers yet.
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  Speaker 1: Finley's only been describing the vase. So if you could
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  Speaker 1: just please be quiet and let him do his job,
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  Speaker 1: It's true.
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  Speaker 2: The Ecuadorian Explora Ross is our complimented with a lushious
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  Speaker 2: bad oh babis brain Please.
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  Speaker 1: Please jop this is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you calling me to describe flowers I'm not
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  Speaker 2: even gonna have in real life.
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  Speaker 1: Well maybe if you listen to the full descriptions that
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  Speaker 1: Finley was giving you you'd appreciate. So it is. It
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  Speaker 1: is a twenty minute script. Wow, So if we can
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  Speaker 1: just get back to it, We've got a lot more
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  Speaker 1: virtual orders to get to today.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so go ahead, Finley, keep going.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't even had the chance to tell you the
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  Speaker 2: this was imported from China's Gonzu Province. I'm not happy.
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  Speaker 1: It's our anniversary and he always gets me flous real one.
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  Speaker 1: He never mentioned that when I spoke to him oh
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  Speaker 1: he didn't mention it was our anniversary. No, it didn't
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  Speaker 1: come up. But you know what, how about if I
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  Speaker 1: send you a jpeg of Finley holding the aib K.
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  Speaker 2: Now, honestly, I'm more faulogenic online. I mean, you're probably
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  Speaker 2: far to see me there. I don't care about what
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  Speaker 2: you look like.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about my stupid virtual flowers.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds like some sort of scam. Whatever is happening,
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  Speaker 2: and he's the stop.
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  Speaker 1: All right, this call is not going well.
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  Speaker 2: Perhaps she had a different expectation for her anniversary with
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  Speaker 2: her husband.
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  Speaker 1: Finally, the guy with the weird access gets something. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I think that's our I have that. I did hear
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  Speaker 1: it right, You can finally underst me. Why don't you
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: just go take like your smoke break right now and
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  Speaker 1: we can like resume this later with that.
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  Speaker 2: I do have me large wooden pipe and I would
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  Speaker 2: like a small drank.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll be right back, and.
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  Speaker 2: While he's taking his smoke break, go tell him to
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  Speaker 2: shove those virtual flowers somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: Again.
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  Speaker 2: I hear that.
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  Speaker 1: She's just upset because she doesn't know that her husband
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  Speaker 1: set her up for this prank phone call yet, so.
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  Speaker 2: Be a lot happy. She knew it was a prank.
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  Speaker 1: You should probably just tell her. Yeah what, Yeah, we're
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  Speaker 1: not from a virtual flower service. I don't even know
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  Speaker 1: if those actually exist. But we're from the radio show
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh my god. Yeah, your husband
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  Speaker 1: Dan said you up because he says every year for
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  Speaker 1: your anniversary he gets your flowers. He said that you
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  Speaker 1: might not be too happy with a virtual bouquet of flowers, so, oh,
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  Speaker 1: thank goodness, you'd better be giving me some real month later.
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  Speaker 1: So what do he want us to do with the
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  Speaker 1: Ecuadorian explorer roses from King Louis The fifteenth.
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  Speaker 2: Parlor Show More the Sun Don't Shine? Oh okay, if
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  Speaker 2: you knew how special the would you wouldn't do.
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  Speaker 1: That defends a weapon value afterwards?
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  Speaker 2: Actually, the week up every morning was boone taps weekday
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  Speaker 2: mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning