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Phone Tap: Pizza Re-Do · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap. And what do you
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  Speaker 1: get when you take a type a person who's a
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  Speaker 1: little bit rigid, a little uptight, and on top of that,
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  Speaker 1: they're unhappy because they got the wrong pizza delivered to them.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, what you get is the perfect person to
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  Speaker 1: mess with, especially when you match them up with Jose
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  Speaker 1: and his outstanding energy. Yeah, there it is this woman.
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  Speaker 1: She literally can't even Yeah, I'm gonna make it all great.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's gonna be the definition of in your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now. Hello, Hi, good morning? Is this Audrey? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: How do you ho there? How you doing? How you feeling?
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  Speaker 1: This is Kenny. Oh, I'm sorry I'm being rude. This
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  Speaker 1: is Kenny. I'm the manager here at Chris Pizza. Oh
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  Speaker 1: what can I do for you? I heard that we
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  Speaker 1: messed up a pizza order the other night from you. Huh?
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  Speaker 1: Will you tell me about what happened? Yeah, we were,
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  Speaker 1: we were unhappy with our pizza. A little flippy flop
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  Speaker 1: to it. Just sometimes if you don't get that brown
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  Speaker 1: under the crust, you got the flop, the New York
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  Speaker 1: flop as they call it. I call it the flippy
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  Speaker 1: flop though, because it's funner flip flop. Oh, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you're having a lot of fun with us, But I
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  Speaker 1: was really not happy about the pizza. We ordered a
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  Speaker 1: super meat Lovers and it came with pineapple and avocado
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  Speaker 1: and oh pufu on a pizza. Sounds kind of delicious,
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  Speaker 1: but not for everyone, right, apparently for us. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: absolutely feel terrible about that. And by the way, if
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  Speaker 1: you have any left over, why don't you leave it
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  Speaker 1: out back. I'll come pick them up. It sounds like
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  Speaker 1: a good combo. I'm not joking. We shrew it out.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't a good pizza. Oh, it wasn't what we wanted.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, It's official. We made a little fiddy foo,
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of a pital. Don't sounds very professional.
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  Speaker 1: Don't say too many times. You're gonna put that out
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  Speaker 1: in the universe. You're gonna manifest the fiddley foo. It's
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  Speaker 1: a it's a bad thing. Can you just talk like
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  Speaker 1: a professional? So sounding like a sour pizza? You got
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  Speaker 1: some sour grape pizza order, I'll take a medium extra
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  Speaker 1: salt on the sour grapes. Stop screwing around. I had
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  Speaker 1: a legit complaint. It was bad pizza. And now you're
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  Speaker 1: being very strange. Oh scary strange. I like that. It's
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  Speaker 1: kind of kind of catched it like it. Oh oh
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  Speaker 1: that was not a good thing. No, I just I'm
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  Speaker 1: not happy with your service, and this call is not
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  Speaker 1: making it any better. I don't know what you're doing. Okay, look,
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  Speaker 1: we're just gonna skip all of that then. Okay, let's
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  Speaker 1: get to the pizza. Let's get you to the fun stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting you a free one. It's official. Hey, s uh,
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  Speaker 1: break free pizza. Come out. Bump bump, bump bum. Look.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to you anymore. If you
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  Speaker 1: just want to send the free pizza, that's good. But
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  Speaker 1: your energy is throwing me off. Okay, okay, you're right.
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  Speaker 1: Look here's your options. This week's special is a sweet
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  Speaker 1: and savory surprise. Ooh it's filled with peanut butter and
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  Speaker 1: gummy bears. Oh my god, my favorite midnight snagged. That
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  Speaker 1: sounds so gross. We're gonna send that over right away.
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  Speaker 1: It's also stuff. Absolutely not sir. I want this phone
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  Speaker 1: call to end more than I wanted the verses. My children.
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  Speaker 1: Can I just have a normal pizza. I just heard
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  Speaker 1: that there's kiddos in the building, okay, and I know
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna love the nutty jammer no butter and jelly pizza.
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  Speaker 1: Is this is why I got the weird pizza the
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  Speaker 1: other night? Is this all you guys do? Because you
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  Speaker 1: used to be my favorite place? Actually, I am the
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  Speaker 1: new owner. I just took over a week ago. Surprise,
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  Speaker 1: how you liking it? I hate it? And you've just
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  Speaker 1: lost it as a customer. Hey, well, what if I
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  Speaker 1: said I'm gonna some two free pizzas? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: what if I send you two avocado tofu pizzas? That's
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  Speaker 1: the freaking pizza I threw out the other night. Are
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  Speaker 1: you my diddally dumb brain, a Dodo bird? I'm the
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  Speaker 1: Dodo bird. Anyway. Listen, Hey, look, whatever medication you forgot
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  Speaker 1: to take this morning, you need to get back on it.
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  Speaker 1: The only medication I need is our mystery madness pizza,
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  Speaker 1: which I'm going to send directly to you. It is
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  Speaker 1: a mystery. I don't even know what's inside. They just
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  Speaker 1: pack it and ship it. It could just be the box.
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  Speaker 1: Where is the off button on you? Wait, I have
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  Speaker 1: an off button. Let me look at my armpit real quick. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's not there. Maybe it's in my pants. Are we
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  Speaker 1: still talking about your pizza? You need to get out
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  Speaker 1: of the pizza business. You're bad at this. Jokes on
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  Speaker 1: you because I'm actually in the radio business doing a
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  Speaker 1: prank calling you right now. Bing bong, you got pranked?
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  Speaker 1: What now? Yeah? My real name's jose from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap. Oh my god, it was your husband, Ray.
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  Speaker 1: He set you up for this. Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: You said they got your pizza wrong. You were super
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  Speaker 1: mad all night and so he told us a mess
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  Speaker 1: with you. Oh got You've really got avocado on a pizza.
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  Speaker 1: I want to try. No, you don't. It was the
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  Speaker 1: worst pizza. It was so bad. Well, hopefully it shows
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  Speaker 1: up with the Mystery Madness Box. One guy got a
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  Speaker 1: Mayo pizza. God, no, I'm never eating again. Wake Up.
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  Speaker 1: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties
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