Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap PODCAST: Computer Zoo

Transcript

Phone Tap PODCAST: Computer Zoo · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And today we call a guy
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: who dropped off his desktop computer at a local repair
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: shop and his girlfriend contacted us saying he was concerned
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: about leaving it there. Okay, he was worried they might
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: steal his information or maybe look through his photos, check
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: out his Internet history. He should relax though, knowing none
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: of that is happening. Instead, we have a much worse situation,
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: and honestly, he might never get his computer back. You'll
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: find out what happens when you make the horrible mistake
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: of leaving your laptop with Jose in your brand new
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: phone tap. I got it right now. It's another on
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: the twenties to five. Hello, Hey, this is Tanner from
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: computer repair. Is this Jeremy? Yeah, this is Jeremy. How's
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: it going? That's going well? You dropped off your desktop
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: computer with us a few days ago. Correct. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: I'm excited to swim by and pick it up. Well,
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: let's not get too excited. We have found a slight problem. Yeah,
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: I know there was a problem. That's why I dropped
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: it off. You're funny, but actually, sir, this is an
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: additional issue. Okay. I mean I brought it in and
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: your guy told me that it was the fan. Yeah,
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: but once we finished with the fan, while it was
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: sitting overnight here, the shellcasing was off of it and
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: something got in there. Wait, okay, the shellcasing was still
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: off taking off and something got in there. Yeah. I'm
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: not sure if you can hear it, but hold on,
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put the phone up to you your computer
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: right now. Hold on, listen. What the hell that sounds
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: like there's a frog in You're definitely right, sir. I
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: can confirm that is a tiny frog living inside of
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: your console. How it's pretty vocal. How is this even possible?
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: How did a frog get into my computer? Well, sir,
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you notice, but we are right
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: next to a pet store. So my theory is it
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: must have escaped, got through a crack in the wall
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: or like a vent, you know, and just came next
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: door and you have a warm computer. Oh god, you're
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: telling me there's some kind of breezeway between your place
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: and the pet shop next door where things are just
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: wandering around into my computer. It's just bad timing, to
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: be honest. I mean, we had got a quick fix
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: and it was just wide open. There he is, he's
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: living it up in there. Okay, Well, if you can
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: see him, then you can take him out. Just take
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: the frog out. Well, that's the thing. We saw him earlier.
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: We used one of those tiny flex cams. He actually
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: looked like he was trying to mate with your hard drive.
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't think what kind of show
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: your running over there? Man? But this is messed up, sir.
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: It is not a show. Apparently, the type of frog
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: that escape is extremely territorial. What his defense mechanism is
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: some kind of spray toxin out of his skin, which
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: would possibly damnage. Is this is real? Is this what
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: are you living in right now? Well, it's a planet
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: with a lot of frogs in it, sir. Oh god,
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: you think you're funny right now? No, I don't, don't.
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: You're not funny. Well, someone's laughing. This is a joke. Bro,
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sorry, I apologize. I'm just trying to lighten
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: the situation and we are still dealing with this. For you,
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: I want to remind you that, well, what the fuck
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: are you doing that about it? So we went back
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: to the pet store and we bought a bowl of
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: meal worms. No, no, no, what. I swear to god,
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: you're like a eight year old. Do not put meal
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: worms in my computer to lure out the frog. I
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: really wish I would have called you about two hours ago, sir,
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: because we already did that. Are you a morong? Like?
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: What the is wrong with you? Sir? Look, I know
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: you're upset. I don't even want to mention the crickets
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: right now. I swear to God, I think I'm gonna
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: have we tried live crickets after the worms. Should I
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: not have done that? Now you're telling me there's a
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: bunch of crickets in my computer. There's meal worms and
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: crickets and a damp frog in my computer. It's not
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: a bunch. It's just one, maybe two, possibly three at most.
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: I can guarantee that, sir. Okay, that's listen up, bro,
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: this is what the you're gonna do Okay, you're gonna
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: box up my computer. You're gonna put it outside of
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: your stop shop and I'm gonna come buy and I'm
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: gonna pick it up, and you're never gonna call me again.
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: You got that. Okay. I'm glad we had this talk.
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: I currently need to go and get my technician from
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: next door because he's actually at the pet store buying
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: a snake to get all the crickets. Dude, you have
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: turned my computer into a zoo. I'm coming after you. Man, sir,
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: no one meant for this to happen. I mean, after
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: the crickets and the frog. I gotta let you know this.
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: This is actually a prank phone call. Yeah, this is
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: actually Jose from Brick and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. O god, what I mean? Sorry, No,
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: it's okay. We'll beat that. We had to beat you
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: a lot, yea. Oh my god. Your girlfriend TYLEI set
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: you up. She said you dropped her computer off, and
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: she said you were worried about it, but it's good
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: to go. It's all fixed. Oh my god. I am
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: sorry that I was so upset. I feel like now
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: I was a horrible person. Dude, you're fine. Man, it's natural.
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: You're like a frog meeting with a hard drive, just
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: waiting for my meal worm. Wake up every morning with
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: five