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Phone Tap PODCAST: Big Pook Calls Starbucks · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: eight hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.
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Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred dy away,
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Speaker 1: It's another Jubils no taps on the twenties to I'm moving.
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Speaker 1: Thank you for calling this show. Hey, yeah, I need
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Speaker 1: a job, and um, all right sir, y'all hiring right,
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Speaker 1: y'all hiring right, um sir, If you are serious about
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Speaker 1: a playing it for a job, didn't just go to
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Speaker 1: our website and you can fill out an application online. Hey,
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Speaker 1: but hey, but I ain't got no weefee though, Like
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Speaker 1: I ain't got no internet, you know what I mean.
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Speaker 1: Like I don't paying my bill, so I ain't got
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Speaker 1: no weefy. Like, Hey, if I had a job, I
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Speaker 1: will have internet, you know what I mean? But I
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Speaker 1: ain't got no jobs. I ain't got no internet. I'm sorry.
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Speaker 1: This is a real phone call. Hey, I never knock
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Speaker 1: kept the real day on my life, of course, is
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Speaker 1: a real phone call. Like, I just need a job.
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Speaker 1: You know, um, if y'all just let Pook feel our
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Speaker 1: application or whatever on the phone, like that would be
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Speaker 1: the easiest way to do it, you know what I mean,
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Speaker 1: because like I need a job. I'm sorry. What was
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Speaker 1: your name, sir? My name is Pook poo pooh big
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Speaker 1: pook p double Okay, Yeah, okay, Yeah, my mom calls
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Speaker 1: me Clarence, but y'all can call me Poop Okay? Hey,
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Speaker 1: why y'all laugh? Why y'all laughing at me? I'm sorry
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Speaker 1: I had misheard you. What you think you heard? No? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I thought you said pool, So I'm sorry about that. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: my name is poop p double Okay? Are you the manager? Yes? Hey,
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Speaker 1: then y'all can make it happen. Yo, let's say, Hey,
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Speaker 1: let's hey, let's do an interview right now, Like I
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Speaker 1: guarantee you I want to whow you like you're gonna
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Speaker 1: be like, oh this moment. We don't phone interviews. I'm sorry, sir,
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Speaker 1: but if you you can feel it an application and
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Speaker 1: we will definitely take Hey, but y'all can make an
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Speaker 1: exception for poop you think, like I told you, an't
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Speaker 1: got no weefee, I got no internet access at all.
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Speaker 1: So if y'all could just make an exception and give
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Speaker 1: me a phone interview right now. Wow, I'll wow the
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Speaker 1: pants off you girl. No, I'm sirm certain you would,
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Speaker 1: but I personally do. You're gonna be sitting there at
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Speaker 1: your job. You got that little apron on, You're gonna
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Speaker 1: be pants listening to second Wilder pants off you. Um, sir,
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I do not think that now would
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Speaker 1: be the time for me to take a phone interview. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: because it because because I'm a Wilder pants off. You
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Speaker 1: can be sitting there in the middle of your store
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Speaker 1: with no pants on, Like, damn, I need to hire
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Speaker 1: this muff. I'm thirty to hear that you can. You
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Speaker 1: could maybe go to a library or I'm not allowed
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Speaker 1: in the library though I'm thirty, sir. Why why y'all? Hey,
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Speaker 1: why why y'all laughing at me? I'm just trying to
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Speaker 1: get a job, like y'all. Y'all are being very helpful,
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Speaker 1: you know, Yo, I'm sorry about that. If you're serious
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Speaker 1: about pursuing a job at Starbucks, you can come in
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Speaker 1: and tell it an application. I'm a house arrest, you
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Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like it's gonna probably be at
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Speaker 1: least seven eight months before and get down before I'm
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Speaker 1: allowed to go down there and feel our application. Oh well,
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Speaker 1: I think in that case you should. We didn't tell
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Speaker 1: your off of house arrests and hey, I like you,
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Speaker 1: what's your name? Jill? Hey, Jie. Y'all doing a real
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Speaker 1: good job. You know what I'm saying. Thank you. I'll
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Speaker 1: tell you what you're hey. After after I've done our
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Speaker 1: house arrest I'm gonna come down there. I'm gonna fail
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Speaker 1: application is Hey, are we gonna be co workers? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: I mean y'all want a car pool to work? Well,
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Speaker 1: we'll see because I'm hey, I'm gonna come down there,
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Speaker 1: get a job. We're gonna car pool, Like, hey, we
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Speaker 1: may even have an office roll man, So y'all don't know. Um,
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Speaker 1: I will let you know right away that I make
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Speaker 1: it a point not to date, like we'll just be
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Speaker 1: pouring coffee. We'll just be pouring coffee and cups all
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Speaker 1: day then, you know what I mean, like go in
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Speaker 1: the storeroom, just letting nature take this course sometimes, you
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Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, Hey, I'm sure I'm sorry
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Speaker 1: about that will not be happening. So it's gonna happen.
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Speaker 1: We need to and this phone conversation. Now, Hey, hey,
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Speaker 1: don't hang up on me yet. No, I'm sorry, pooped.
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Speaker 1: I hope you have a wonderful day. And thank you
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Speaker 1: for considering Starbucks. Yeah, we could just be like pouring
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Speaker 1: coffee and cuffs all day, right, like making eyes at
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Speaker 1: each other and we go back in like the stockroom.
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Speaker 1: And you know what I mean, You let big Pook
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Speaker 1: hit it for a little while. Have a nice day.