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Phone Tap PODCAST: Hawaii Raffle No Go · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d hy away?
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  Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away another jewel on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties. Tell me I'm moving fo. Hi is Howard? Then?
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  Speaker 1: Hey Howard? My name is Casey. Right back? I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: for this? Is you recently played in our golf tournament
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  Speaker 1: and want a raffle? Yes? I did? Yes? Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling to give you an update on your Hawaii trip. Okay, good?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? I'm calling to let you know that
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  Speaker 1: we can't award you that prize because you're technically ineligible
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  Speaker 1: to win. What. Yeah, you're not eligible to win that
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  Speaker 1: Hawaii trip. I'm really sorry to tell you that. Why
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  Speaker 1: am I not eligible? Well, I don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: read the fine print or anything, but nobody who has
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  Speaker 1: like friends or family who work for the company are
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  Speaker 1: able to win. You know, Anno, who do I know?
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  Speaker 1: Where's my conflict for this? Well? We did some research
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  Speaker 1: just to you know, check up and make sure that
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  Speaker 1: you didn't have anybody you knew that worked for our company,
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  Speaker 1: and it turns out your wife's cousin worked in one
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  Speaker 1: of our mail rooms about five years ago. My wife's cousin, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she worked for us a while back in one of
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  Speaker 1: our mail rooms, which means technically, you know, you had
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  Speaker 1: a family member who works for the company, and you're
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  Speaker 1: not eligible to win a trip to Hawaii. I apologize,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest to you. I'm sorry. What's your
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  Speaker 1: name again? Casey? Casey? Okay, Casey. Started to look a
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  Speaker 1: little bit like a scam to me, right, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you guys sell you starting to look like did you
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  Speaker 1: say it's it's starting to look like a scam to you? How? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it starting to looked like a scam to me because
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  Speaker 1: I take fifty dollars for those rattle takings, about two
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  Speaker 1: of them. Yes, all right, so it's one hundred dollars
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  Speaker 1: I spent. And now you're telling me I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: get my pride. You explain that to me? With that?
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  Speaker 1: What that looks like you're thinking that we're gonna take
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  Speaker 1: this Hawaii trip away from you and you're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: get anything. We are going to still give you a prize. Fine,
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  Speaker 1: what's the what's the other prize. What prize am I
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  Speaker 1: gonna get into the miss We'll get you a sleeve
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  Speaker 1: of golf balls with our logo on them, some teas.
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  Speaker 1: I've I've won the prize. Technically you didn't, sir. I
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  Speaker 1: think this is bullshit. I want to talk to your supervisor.
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  Speaker 1: I can now, I can have a supervisor call you
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  Speaker 1: a little later. No, no, no no, no, no no. I
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  Speaker 1: want to talk to you supervisor right now, sir. I
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  Speaker 1: can put the phone down and go walk around wherever
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna walk to. I don't care if it's the
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  Speaker 1: bathroom or the fucking lot. I want to talk to
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  Speaker 1: your supervisor. I will get you. I'll get you a
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  Speaker 1: supervisor in a second. But there's nothing that I can
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  Speaker 1: do about the trip, and there's nothing they're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: able to help you with either. Well, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: you dead. You can talk to whoever you want to, sir.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean the trip has already been used anyway,
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  Speaker 1: so there's no way we could even give you the
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  Speaker 1: tickets if you found a loophole. Who did you care? Too? Well,
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  Speaker 1: When something like this happens and we deemed someone ineligible
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  Speaker 1: for a trip, it goes to one of the employees.
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  Speaker 1: So unemployee. No no no, no, no, no, no no. You're
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  Speaker 1: telling me I can't get this trip right because my
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  Speaker 1: wife had a cousin Okay, who I don't know, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure my wife doesn't know. All of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: employee gets my pride. Yes, I went on the I
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  Speaker 1: went on the trip instead of you, and I can
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  Speaker 1: tell you it wasn't even that good it on this trip. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I did. I did. I went on You went to Hawaii.
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  Speaker 1: I did, but it wasn't by choice. It was because
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  Speaker 1: we had to use the trip and I, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and you couldn't night. Okay. The guy who is telling
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  Speaker 1: me I can't go to Hawaii is the one who
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  Speaker 1: went in my play. Yeah, you get my ticket, sir.
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  Speaker 1: But like I said, I didn't want to go. I
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  Speaker 1: had to go. Oh wow, I feel terrible for you.
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  Speaker 1: It sucked. I got, I got. I'm still talking to you.
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  Speaker 1: I got so sunburned the third day there. Oh god,
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  Speaker 1: you know what this is the joke? Joke? Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: is actually you. No, I mean this phone call is
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  Speaker 1: a joke. You're right, this whole thing what Yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving on to two point five doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Oh, your buddy Bruce set you up.
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  Speaker 1: What he told me that you want to trip to
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  Speaker 1: Hawaii and the people who have been giving you the runaround. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm guessing you won't be taking Bruce with you
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  Speaker 1: to Hawaii. Then no, no, Bruce is going to die.
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  Speaker 1: Week up every morning with five