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Phone Tap PODCAST: Billboard Skank · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred dy away or go to one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense can be
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  Speaker 1: the difference between a dismiss case or jail time. What
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred Hello? This is Paul. Hey, Paul, how are you?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Casey. I got your number from John
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, um yeah, he actually said you
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  Speaker 1: might be given me a call. He said you'd be
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  Speaker 1: the man to talk to about renting out a billboard. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's me. What kind of business do you have? Awesome? Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's not necessarily a business. I'll just give a d.
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  Speaker 1: In short, my wife slept with my brother. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: I want to get her back, you know, Um, why
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  Speaker 1: are you calling me? I want to get a billboard
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  Speaker 1: and put a huge picture of her face and then
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  Speaker 1: have it just say skank in big letters. Um, you know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe some flames shooting out of your ears or something
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  Speaker 1: like that. We can get creative skank. Yeah, isn't that awesome?
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  Speaker 1: You want to You want to put skank on a billboard? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'd love to. You can't, No, you can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: You don't think it's harsh enough? Well that better? Is
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  Speaker 1: that a better? That's that's even worse. I mean, there's
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  Speaker 1: legal implications. You can't just you can't. You can't use
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  Speaker 1: billboards to kind of vilify somebody. I mean, I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: for what happened, but man, let's get hit in the
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  Speaker 1: wrong direction here. Really, So I'm good, Okay, So skank
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  Speaker 1: is a no, and then is a no. I understand.
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  Speaker 1: I understand that you're feeling really bad about this, but
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  Speaker 1: you know you're starting to use words or you should
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  Speaker 1: just not be saying in public. I can't put that
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  Speaker 1: on a billboard. Well, I wrote down some other options.
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  Speaker 1: Can I go over those of the All right, let's
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  Speaker 1: see what you got. I'll just read them off to you.
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  Speaker 1: Let me know I got face, brain bag any of those. No,
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  Speaker 1: you can't see any of that stuff. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: can't put that on a billboard. I'd get fired to
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  Speaker 1: something like that. You would get dude, Man, that just
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  Speaker 1: don't do that sort of thing. I thought the last
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  Speaker 1: one was pretty good, though, because this kind of paints
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  Speaker 1: the picture that she was, like, you know, not wholesome
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  Speaker 1: because she cheated on me. I can appreciate you, but man,
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  Speaker 1: you were just going in the wrong directions. All right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to work with you. Here, and I know
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  Speaker 1: that I've never done this physy, so let's just move
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  Speaker 1: on here. Maybe you call a different company. I'm okay
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  Speaker 1: with that. Well, last idea, then I want you to
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  Speaker 1: photoshop a picture of me sticking my tongue down her
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  Speaker 1: sister's mouth, kind of you know, returning the favor. That's
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  Speaker 1: crazy already, I told you she cheated with my brother, right,
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  Speaker 1: I got that? Okay, what about a picture of me
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  Speaker 1: up there sticking my tongue down my own brother's throat?
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  Speaker 1: What do you think now? What would that do think about?
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  Speaker 1: It's the perfect way to get back at her. Because
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  Speaker 1: she slept with my brother. I can just be like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you think you're so cool. I slept with him too.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Thing sounds ridiculous, that's because it is. This
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  Speaker 1: is actually from Brook and Jewel in the morning and
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Your co worker John
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  Speaker 1: set you up? Are you kidding me? So you don't
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  Speaker 1: think we can do that? We can't put the word
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  Speaker 1: tack up there? Well, then I think about him, Maybe
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  Speaker 1: we can have