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Phone Tap: I Made An Oopsie · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Quick Q.
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  Speaker 2: When someone says I made an oopsie? What does that
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  Speaker 2: mean to people.
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  Speaker 3: They mess up?
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  Speaker 2: You say, not sure? But what does it mean? Like Alexis,
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  Speaker 2: say you're over at Jose's apartment and he turns to
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  Speaker 2: you and says, sorry, but I made an oopsie. I
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  Speaker 2: know your immediate thought is he dropped one of his
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  Speaker 2: low sugar vegan mini donuts down the drain accidentally.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, is that not your thought? No, I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 3: leave regardless.
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  Speaker 2: But to be fair, oops can mean different things depending
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  Speaker 2: on the person and the context. Like today when Brooke
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  Speaker 2: poses as an elementary school teacher and tell someone over
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  Speaker 2: the phone that she made an oopsie and continues to
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  Speaker 2: make oopsis all throughout the conversation.
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  Speaker 3: It is so uncomfortous.
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  Speaker 2: What does that mean? You're gonna find out? In your phone?
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  Speaker 3: Tap right out?
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  Speaker 4: Another on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, this is miss Darcy from Brick Elementary. Am
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  Speaker 3: I speaking with Caleb's dad? Walter?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? This is he.
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  Speaker 3: Hi Walter. I don't think we've met. I'm your son's teacher.
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  Speaker 3: Oh we missed you at curriculum night.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we were going to go and then something
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  Speaker 4: came up and wait, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I get it.
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  Speaker 3: You have better things to do than invest in your
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  Speaker 3: child's education. What, I'm just pulling your pickle.
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  Speaker 4: So you pulled my pickle.
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  Speaker 3: The expression us elementary school teachers say, gott to keep
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  Speaker 3: it clean.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So I was going to have a conversation
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  Speaker 1: with you that night, but since you didn't show up,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to talk to you about Caleb's math.
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  Speaker 4: Is he not doing well? What's what's going on with A?
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  Speaker 3: Well, we're working on division and Caleb is putting the
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  Speaker 3: dot in the wrong place and oh.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry he's uh hello, hello, Sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I just did an oopsie? What Yeah, that's nature for you. Anyways,
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  Speaker 3: it's probably best if we just keep talking about.
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  Speaker 4: Kalo uh sure in math?
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh h h hello that that was a big
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  Speaker 1: word an oops as we speak?
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  Speaker 4: Are you okay? Can I ask you?
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  Speaker 1: Let's just say I ate a Philly cheese steak earlier
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  Speaker 1: today and that was my bad.
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  Speaker 4: You know, look, we could we can do this at
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  Speaker 4: another time.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I can't. You know, I'm going
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  Speaker 3: on vacation, so let's just knock this out seriously.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, if if you want to just handle whatever
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  Speaker 4: it is and call me back in five minutes. I'll
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  Speaker 4: be here.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't think I could get up if
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  Speaker 1: I tried. We'll just finish and then I have maintenance
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  Speaker 1: replace my chair.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god.
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  Speaker 3: So anyway, So anyway, when Caleb popsy in his math paper,
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  Speaker 3: I think you should call me over is incorrect answer?
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  Speaker 1: Overall?
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  Speaker 3: I think he took it pretty well.
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  Speaker 4: But I think I think you should hang up because
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  Speaker 4: whatever's going on with you or the oopsie or whatever,
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  Speaker 4: it's obviously distracting you, and it's definitely distracted me and
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  Speaker 4: taken away from what you're trying to tell me.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to be on the phone when my
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  Speaker 1: Philly cheestake sauces dripping into my grated papers? What, yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I was doing an oopsy? Oh it sure
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  Speaker 1: is gruasy.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't I didn't really always going on. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was Oh god, no, never minds Is
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  Speaker 4: there like a paper towel aroude you or something? Is
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  Speaker 4: there a clot or a nappin or a fountain or something.
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  Speaker 3: That had nothing to do with the sauce? I just
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  Speaker 3: my pants? You what quadruple oopsie?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I think we should tagle this discussion would say, poopsy,
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  Speaker 4: this is uh, this is t M I and I
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  Speaker 4: really think that I'd like to forget that shover happened.
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  Speaker 1: No, you can't forget.
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  Speaker 4: No I won't.
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  Speaker 3: But because it's being recorded, because it's a prank phone.
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  Speaker 4: Call, it's a I'm sorry, it's a what.
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  Speaker 3: It's a joke. My name's Brooke from the radio show
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  Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: That was funny? Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: So you thought I did something but I didn't do it,
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  Speaker 3: and then I did do it. Yeah, it was big oopsie.
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  Speaker 4: Like oops and I was trying to figure So your.
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  Speaker 3: Wife, Gina set you up.
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  Speaker 1: She feels guilty about missing curriculum night and apparently you
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  Speaker 1: told her it's not a big deal, so she wanted
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  Speaker 1: to mess with you.
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  Speaker 4: When you did the quadruple oopsie, I thought, uh no,
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  Speaker 4: this was too.
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  Speaker 1: Much, so did my chair.
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