Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: The Perk Up Project
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- 0:00Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and on this show,
- 0:02Speaker 1: we believe if you donate to charity, you deserve kudos
- 0:06Speaker 1: and deserve to get mercilessly praying yes sucker. And that's
- 0:12Speaker 1: why we call a woman who recently gave to an
- 0:14Speaker 1: organization that provides support to underprivileged teens.
- 0:18Speaker 2: That's so nice.
- 0:19Speaker 1: Her friend told her about it, and she was looking
- 0:22Speaker 1: for a good charity, so she gave a lot of money.
- 0:24Speaker 1: But now she's about to hear what her donation really
- 0:28Speaker 1: went towards. In your phone tap right now, it's another twenties.
- 0:36Speaker 3: Hello.
- 0:37Speaker 2: Hi, I'm looking for Melanie Mitchell.
- 0:41Speaker 3: Yes speaking, who's this great?
- 0:43Speaker 2: My name's Shannon. I'm calling from the Future Well Fund.
- 0:47Speaker 3: Oh oh yes, hi, Hi, I.
- 0:50Speaker 2: Just wanted to say thank you for your recent donation.
- 0:54Speaker 3: Oh, no problem. One of my friends said it was
- 0:56Speaker 3: a really good way to help disadvantage teams. So I'm
- 0:59Speaker 3: glad to hear that.
- 1:00Speaker 2: I love. I love that we're getting the word out
- 1:03Speaker 2: like that. And because of your generous donation, we were
- 1:07Speaker 2: even able to fund a brand new pilot program.
- 1:11Speaker 3: Oh really, that's great.
- 1:13Speaker 2: Yes, it's so exciting. We'll finally be able to provide
- 1:17Speaker 2: cosmetic enhancements for underprivileged teens in Beverly Hills.
- 1:24Speaker 3: I'm sorry what, I'm speechless too.
- 1:28Speaker 2: We were able to fund three full scholarships for high
- 1:32Speaker 2: school seniors to get breast augmentations.
- 1:36Speaker 3: Hold on, you're talking about boob.
- 1:38Speaker 2: Job exactly, and what's better to help these young women
- 1:43Speaker 2: with self esteem than that?
- 1:45Speaker 3: Is this some type of joke, a joke for.
- 1:48Speaker 2: Helping underserve teens in Beverly Hills who only had a
- 1:51Speaker 2: range rover and no confidence. Oh my god, it's a
- 1:55Speaker 2: beautiful thing.
- 1:57Speaker 3: You can help kids in much better ways than giving
- 1:59Speaker 3: them boobs, and they're not even fully grown.
- 2:01Speaker 2: You know what. We thought we could do more too.
- 2:04Speaker 2: I'm so glad you said that because we were even
- 2:06Speaker 2: able to give Starter botox kids for prom season.
- 2:10Speaker 3: Oh come on, we couldn't have.
- 2:12Speaker 2: Done it without you. You should feel so good about yourself.
- 2:16Speaker 3: No, I don't feel good about this. I thought this
- 2:18Speaker 3: was about helping kids in poor communities, not kids with
- 2:22Speaker 3: range rovers who want new boobs for their seventeenth birthday.
- 2:25Speaker 2: Let's be fair. These ladies are struggling. One of them,
- 2:29Speaker 2: named Kylie, is finally able to feel like she can
- 2:32Speaker 2: go to usc without emotional baggage.
- 2:35Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Do you not hear yourself when you say this?
- 2:38Speaker 3: Do you not realize how bad it sounds?
- 2:40Speaker 2: You don't sound happy for Kylie and her newfound full
- 2:43Speaker 2: sea calls.
- 2:44Speaker 3: I'm not happy for Kylie and her boobies.
- 2:47Speaker 2: Okay.
- 2:47Speaker 3: I did not contribute money for that.
- 2:49Speaker 2: Okay. I can see that you're having some mixed emotions.
- 2:53Speaker 3: They're not mixed.
- 2:54Speaker 2: That's how I'm reading it, And I want to assure
- 2:57Speaker 2: you everything was done ethically. We let all the girls
- 3:01Speaker 2: vote on saline versus silicone at a pizza party.
- 3:04Speaker 3: I don't think you understand. I want my money to
- 3:06Speaker 3: go to real underprivileged teams.
- 3:08Speaker 2: Listen. We cannot help everyone reach their full cup potential.
- 3:12Speaker 2: It's just impossible.
- 3:14Speaker 3: This is insane. I don't know what you're talking about.
- 3:16Speaker 2: Well, I can just hear. I can hear listen. I
- 3:19Speaker 2: can hear the jealousy in your voice.
- 3:21Speaker 3: You listen, I'm not jealous. I'm pissed off. I don't
- 3:24Speaker 3: want to contribute money to this. Talking that way, it's annoying.
- 3:28Speaker 2: If you just sit with it for a day or two,
- 3:30Speaker 2: I really think you'll come around to the charity. I
- 3:33Speaker 2: mean now we call it the perk Up Project.
- 3:36Speaker 3: The Perkup Project. Ew.
- 3:39Speaker 2: We wanted to go with full Cup of Charity, but
- 3:42Speaker 2: it was already taken.
- 3:44Speaker 3: I've had enough of this phone call. I'm going to
- 3:45Speaker 3: complain to whomever I need to complain to, but I'm
- 3:48Speaker 3: done with this.
- 3:49Speaker 2: If you have a problem, you should bring it up
- 3:51Speaker 2: with your friend Erica, because she's the one that worked
- 3:53Speaker 2: with us on this prank phone call.
- 3:57Speaker 3: Oh my god, do you finally under stand me? Oh my?
- 4:03Speaker 3: Oh so does that mean you could stop talking that
- 4:05Speaker 3: way now?
- 4:06Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, this is actually broke from the radio show
- 4:09Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh and you just
- 4:12Speaker 2: got phone tapped.
- 4:16Speaker 3: Okay, good job. That was crazy.
- 4:18Speaker 2: Just so you know that charity donation you made that
- 4:21Speaker 2: Erica suggested, Yes, that was real. It had nothing to
- 4:25Speaker 2: do with breast augmentations.
- 4:28Speaker 3: Okay, well that's good to know. That's really good.
- 4:31Speaker 2: No, not helping flat teenagers in Beverly Hills yet, great,
- 4:35Speaker 2: the flat ones with range rovers. You know, it's sad
- 4:38Speaker 2: for them, isn't it. A week up every morning was
- 4:44Speaker 2: phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties Brooking Jeffrey in
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