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Phone Tap: Rolando's Hot Yoga Mama · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and in today's
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  Speaker 1: phone tap, a woman reached out to us and said
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  Speaker 1: she would love to prank her twenty six year old daughter.
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  Speaker 1: This is fun.
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  Speaker 2: This is like It's like a lex is getting prankd.
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  Speaker 1: The reason why is because they had a brief conversation
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  Speaker 1: the other day where mom casually mentioned she's now dating
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  Speaker 1: a guy from her yoga class. I think it's time
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  Speaker 1: for her daughter to meet this new flame. His name
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  Speaker 1: is Rolando. Oh my god, boy, is he passionate about
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  Speaker 1: her mom.
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  Speaker 2: In your phone tap.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this.
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  Speaker 2: Brooking, Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Jays, Hello, is this Lorraine?
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  Speaker 2: What? Yes? This is Lauren.
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  Speaker 3: Oh La, I am your soon to be stepfather.
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  Speaker 2: What do you have the right number? I don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: Jays is Sarah.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, my mom's name is Sarah Ah.
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  Speaker 3: She asked me to call you.
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  Speaker 2: My mom asked you to call me to do what why?
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  Speaker 3: I do not know if she told you. But we
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  Speaker 3: met in djoga class.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, the yeah, I love the joga. What's the point?
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  Speaker 3: I was bending down during the cat cow pause and
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  Speaker 3: I locked eyes with a beautiful flaming flower known as
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  Speaker 3: your mother. What she was this risky cat and I
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  Speaker 3: was the lust for cow?
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  Speaker 2: No, not Ooh, that's the mom you're talking about. And
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  Speaker 2: I honestly congratulations for you. But I did not need
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  Speaker 2: to know any of.
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  Speaker 3: That place Like I mean no disrespect. I have much
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  Speaker 3: respect for your mother.
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  Speaker 2: You respect her so much that you're gonna call her
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  Speaker 2: daughter and tell me how you locked eyes with her
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  Speaker 2: during cat poos.
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  Speaker 3: I did not expect this reaction from you. Maybe this
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  Speaker 3: is not the right time to tell you, but I
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  Speaker 3: would like to ask your permission if it's okay that
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  Speaker 3: your mother bears me a son.
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  Speaker 2: What are you insane? She is fifty eight years old.
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  Speaker 3: Well she may be fifty eight, but science can do
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  Speaker 3: wonder for things. Plus, look at her body.
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  Speaker 2: She does not look It doesn't matter if you don't
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  Speaker 2: think she looks fifty age she is and she's not
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  Speaker 2: going to have another kid. Have you even spoken with
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  Speaker 2: her about this, because there.
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  Speaker 3: Is not much talking when we are together. If you
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  Speaker 3: want to who talks like this list you're going to
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  Speaker 3: be a sister soon. You need to turn down.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know who you think you are. This
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  Speaker 2: isn't gonna happen. Okay, so get it out of your head.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever you think is going on between my mom is.
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  Speaker 3: Let Orlando give you some advice. It is not healthy
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  Speaker 3: for you to have such a sour attitude.
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  Speaker 2: Our attitude. Okay, fine, I have a sour attitude about
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  Speaker 2: the fact that you want my fifty eight year old
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  Speaker 2: mother to have another kid.
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  Speaker 3: Do not think about as another child. It is a
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  Speaker 3: blessing that is coming from her womb ah that I
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  Speaker 3: will help you produce it.
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  Speaker 2: It's not happening, Rinaldo or wherever your name is.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, it is Rolando, or as your mother likes
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  Speaker 3: to say, Rolando, Rolando Michael.
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  Speaker 2: I'm done. You are a weird, creepy pervert. You're not
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  Speaker 2: having a kid with my mom.
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  Speaker 3: Get through.
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  Speaker 2: I must go.
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  Speaker 3: I am done. I delivered for uber. It's on this side.
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  Speaker 3: I have two chili dogs sitting in the back of
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  Speaker 3: my car. WHOA, But what has been a pleasure talking
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  Speaker 3: to you? I have my sweet sweet child.
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  Speaker 2: This has been an absolute displeasure for me.
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  Speaker 3: So that is what everyone says about this radio show.
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  Speaker 2: You're everyone is.
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  Speaker 3: So upset with the praying phone calls because this is
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  Speaker 3: actually Josse from this is actually Jose for the ratio
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  Speaker 3: of Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, we're doing a
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  Speaker 3: phone tap on you. What do you Yeah, there's no
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  Speaker 3: guy named Rolando that she's a voice I do and
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  Speaker 3: your mom set all this up. I'm not dating.
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, we are kidding.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: She told us that she started dating somebody at this
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  Speaker 3: new yoga studio and told you about him once.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my, that version is honestly the nightmare that I
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  Speaker 2: thought she had met.
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  Speaker 1: But what do you do?
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  Speaker 3: Nothing? Want to bash and love? Or who will take
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  Speaker 3: care of your mother every night? Oh? Screaming Rondo.
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  Speaker 2: This is triggering at this point, like this is so
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  Speaker 2: horrifying that boy isn't gonna haunt me to rest my life.
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  Speaker 3: I do not want to trigger you. I only want
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  Speaker 3: to make your family as the large as possible. Who
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  Speaker 3: broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties