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Phone Tap: I'm Not Jared · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and in today's
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  Speaker 1: phone tap, one of our listeners wanted us to prank
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  Speaker 1: her boyfriend Definitely. She describes as a sweet, kind hearted guy,
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  Speaker 1: not super confrontational, but also gullible and recently.
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  Speaker 2: He saw her get hit on at a store and.
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  Speaker 1: Was like, should I say something?
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  Speaker 3: Should I do something?
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  Speaker 1: He ended up not doing anything.
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  Speaker 3: He let it go.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good choice. She could probably take care of.
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  Speaker 1: Herself, but she thought this could be a good opportunity
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  Speaker 1: to see if he'll stand up for me.
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  Speaker 2: If he thought there were other guys from her past.
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  Speaker 1: Wanting to move in this lady, Well, see.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to stand up for me eventually. Maybe we'll
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  Speaker 2: find out in your phone's aap right now?
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  Speaker 4: Any Hello, Hey, I'm looking for Jared.
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  Speaker 3: Uh oh, I'm sorry you about the wrong number.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, I'm sorry. Wait a second. What's your name?
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  Speaker 3: I don't feel that's in your business.
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  Speaker 4: It is my business because I'm pretty sure you're Jared
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  Speaker 4: messing with me.
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  Speaker 3: Bro.
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  Speaker 2: I know your voice.
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  Speaker 3: Man, No, I would tell you I am not Jared.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you are anyway, Jared. Look, I got a.
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  Speaker 3: Question for you, Bro, I'm not Jared.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Sam, Sam, Sam?
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  Speaker 3: What my name is Sam? And I'm not telling you
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  Speaker 3: my last name? Why are you calling me?
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  Speaker 4: Are you sure that's the guy i'm looking for? His
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  Speaker 4: name is Jared and he sounds exactly like you.
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  Speaker 3: I am sure I would know what my name is. Hello.
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  Speaker 4: See even the way you just said hello, that's exactly
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  Speaker 4: like how Jared would say hello.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, like it's like a flashback for me.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what to tell you. A man, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not who you're looking for, okay, and some people sound
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  Speaker 3: alike imagine that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but not like this. I don't know. It's hard
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  Speaker 2: to believe.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just letting you know. How about this. If you're
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  Speaker 2: really not Jared, make a crow sound?
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  Speaker 3: What? Come on?
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  Speaker 4: You always make the best ones. Jared knows how to
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  Speaker 4: do a perfect crow.
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  Speaker 3: Dog. I am not Jared. I can't make it any
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  Speaker 3: more clear to you. Okay, I am not Jared.
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  Speaker 2: You got me Jared? Oh my god, Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 2: I was that close, dude.
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  Speaker 4: I almost thought you were some random dude name in Sam. Hey,
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  Speaker 4: jar jar bear, I got a question for you, bro.
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  Speaker 4: Whoa Jared a little grumpy today?
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  Speaker 2: I'll call him back.
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  Speaker 3: Listen then, stop calling me. Okay, I'm not who you see.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, I'm looking for Sam.
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  Speaker 3: What.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Is Sam there?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? This is Sam. But you're the same guy who
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  Speaker 3: just called is looking for the other dude?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Right, At first I was looking for somebody else, but
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  Speaker 4: now I'm looking for you.
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  Speaker 2: What up?
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  Speaker 4: Bro?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, look what do you need?
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to ask you about Angie?
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  Speaker 3: Wait? Why are you talking about Angie?
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  Speaker 2: Angie? You know her?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? That's my girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: Wait that's your girlfriend?
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  Speaker 3: Brouh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the same girl who wrote to Jared while he
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  Speaker 4: was in prison for two years and they.
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  Speaker 2: Fell in love. No, yeah, bro, that's Jared's girl. What
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  Speaker 2: do you what are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Sam? That's true? Bro? Hold on, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: This is tripping me out at this point, like.
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  Speaker 3: You know, this is tripping me out.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, you and Jared sound exactly alike.
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  Speaker 2: You have the same exact girlfriend. I mean, how weird
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  Speaker 2: is that? Come on, Bro, isn't this like a Twilight Zone?
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about? My girlfriend's running some guy
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  Speaker 3: in prison.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I probably shouldn't say anything, just to like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, protect Jared's privacy.
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  Speaker 3: You know, this has got to be some sort of
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  Speaker 3: mix or something. I don't know how you know her
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  Speaker 3: last name, and she's not talking to some prison guy
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  Speaker 3: or anything like that.
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  Speaker 4: You know, it's probably an older relationship, like before you
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  Speaker 4: were even in the picture.
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  Speaker 3: But why else.
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  Speaker 4: Would your girlfriend tell Jared that it's okay for him
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  Speaker 4: to come live with her. Things ever got bad in
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  Speaker 4: his life? Let me tell you things are not great
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  Speaker 4: for him at the moment.
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  Speaker 3: But how can he visit her if he's in prison? Hello?
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  Speaker 4: Oh he's out now, he's fresh out? What and Angie should.
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  Speaker 2: Have told you that, which is why I'm on the phone.
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  Speaker 2: I don't I don't see what's going on.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, when did that happen? When was he released?
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  Speaker 4: I think it was around the same time where she
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  Speaker 4: got that secret tattoo, the one that says no regrets
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  Speaker 4: except Dave. Dave. Oh, she probably doesn't want you to
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  Speaker 4: know about Dave.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about, Jared, Sam, Dave? Jose from
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 4: You got all kinds of dudes up in your business, man, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you're on the radio right now.
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  Speaker 2: This is Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on.
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  Speaker 4: You wait, your girlfriend, Angie bro she set you up.
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  Speaker 4: She said some guy was hitting on her at Costco
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  Speaker 4: and you saw it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: She didn't tell you at the time, but his name
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  Speaker 2: was Jared. Oh wait, hold on, was it Sam or Dave?
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 4: They just got out of prison, All three of them
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  Speaker 4: just got out.
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  Speaker 3: So well, my name is Salmon. I didn't get out
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  Speaker 3: of prison.
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  Speaker 2: Oh we're talking about another Sam.
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  Speaker 3: I see it's prison Sam.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, prison Sam. We all know him.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, she's not allowed to talk to him anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. You're not gonna let your girlfriend have some prison
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  Speaker 4: bros on the side.
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  Speaker 2: Little controlling, are we?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god? Week up every morning with Spoom taps
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  Speaker 3: weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 3: morning