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Phone Tap: AlacaSAM · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred. Three things you
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  Speaker 1: need to have for any children's birthday party to go well? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: One cake, oh yes duh? Number two pinata o ye
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  Speaker 1: double duh. And three good entertainment. Oh yeah, that's nice.
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  Speaker 1: And hopefully one who's not dealing with some personal issues
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  Speaker 1: on the side. But unfortunately for one man, he's about
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  Speaker 1: to discuss logistics with a party magician who just went
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  Speaker 1: through a really bad breakup. It's gonna be the weirdest
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  Speaker 1: six year old birthday ever. In your phone. Tap right now,
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  Speaker 1: As on the twenties, Hello, Hi is mister or missus Russell? There,
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  Speaker 1: this is Russell? Yes, oh who is this? Oh Hi,
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  Speaker 1: My name is Sam Dorsey. You might know me as
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  Speaker 1: Aleca Sam. Okay, you know Aleca Sam, the magician for
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  Speaker 1: your kids party tomorrow? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah I remember
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  Speaker 1: now yeah, a little Henry right is happening tomorrow at
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  Speaker 1: eleven am. I just wanted to confirm you have our
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  Speaker 1: address right because I think my wife was the one
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  Speaker 1: that set it up. I have all the info right here.
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  Speaker 1: We are good to go. I do have to warn you, though,
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  Speaker 1: I've had a little situation come up my lovely assistant.
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  Speaker 1: I guess you could say, well, ex assistant, she will
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  Speaker 1: not be attending. Okay, what does that mean to me? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Not a ton to you, but to me, Veronica is
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  Speaker 1: her name. She was let's say, pulling rabbits out of
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  Speaker 1: other magicians hats, if you know what I mean. Oh, man, man, Um, Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't have brought her up. She's, you know, just
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  Speaker 1: been part of the act many years. So we'll be
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  Speaker 1: a little different than usual. I'm I'm sorry to hear
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  Speaker 1: about what's going on with you. You sound like you're
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  Speaker 1: kind of emotional about her. Are you gonna be okay? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be fine. Um, you know, show must go on, right, okay. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: just wondering. There's not gonna be like any any balloons
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  Speaker 1: set up right? Uh? What are you talking about? You know,
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  Speaker 1: like like party balloons, because Veronica she had a pair
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  Speaker 1: of fake ones, and you know, I'll just seeing balloons
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  Speaker 1: reminds me of her. They're not blown up that big, right.
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  Speaker 1: My wife's someone that's in charge of the decorations. But
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  Speaker 1: it's a birthday party, so I'm assuming there's probably gonna
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  Speaker 1: be some balloons. Oh boy, um, yeah, that's fine if
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  Speaker 1: they're blown up. Can we just like make sure that
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  Speaker 1: they're smaller than a sea cup? Oh? Man, are you
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  Speaker 1: sure you're gonna be okay? Yeah? No, I I just
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  Speaker 1: don't want to be like mid trick and all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden, you know, boom, flashback, there's Veronica and you know,
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  Speaker 1: just I'm sorry, I'm getting emotional again. To stop it. Stop,
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  Speaker 1: set it together. You don't need her, You're the magician.
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  Speaker 1: I'm alea Sam. Hey, you're gonna be just fine. You
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  Speaker 1: don't sound fine at all. No, I've never been, never
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  Speaker 1: been better. You know, you were actually talking about your
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  Speaker 1: wife before. Can I go back to her? No? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: can I go back to Oh? Sorry, what will your
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  Speaker 1: wife be? There? Is what I'm trying to ask. Excuse me? Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just wondering, is she like single or you know,
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  Speaker 1: looking she's not single? Okay? No, No, I termed my wife,
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  Speaker 1: you know, double check, triple check. You never know these things. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I may need to use her for one of the
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  Speaker 1: tricks and it requires two people. So I'm not feeling
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  Speaker 1: really great about this. But if you absolutely need her,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure she doesn't mind helping. Well, it's a simple
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  Speaker 1: disappearing tricked. I'm gonna put her in a box. Then
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna climb in with her. What Yeah, No, Then
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  Speaker 1: you'll spin it around and then I wouldn't look for
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  Speaker 1: at least ten minutes and then actually not gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: Probably best at the kids leave the room at that point, Right,
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  Speaker 1: you're Muff's kids all part of the show. You're not
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  Speaker 1: getting into any boxes with my wife. Oh, I see
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. You're wondering what's happened inside that box. Look,
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  Speaker 1: Veronica and I've done stuff, but I mean we're good.
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  Speaker 1: You've always been professionally cleaned. You need to shut the stuff. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you're not coming anywhere near my wife, weirdo. I mean
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  Speaker 1: maybe I deserve that. Sorry, I've just got Veronica on
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  Speaker 1: the brain, which it's not the body part that I
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  Speaker 1: wish you was on. What did you just say? I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about Veronica, and I'm sorry that she's not with us.
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  Speaker 1: I've just tried to make this party as good as
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  Speaker 1: I can and someone has to get in the box
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  Speaker 1: and cuddle me. I mean, just what do the trick
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  Speaker 1: with me? You know? I need you to have your
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  Speaker 1: company call either me or my wife with a replacement,
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  Speaker 1: because I don't feel comfortable. You want a replacement, Well
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  Speaker 1: I can suggest one. How about Jose the Hilarious. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know who that is, but if he's halfway more
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  Speaker 1: normal than you, well he's not because I am Jose
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  Speaker 1: the Hilarious. Hold on, what did you say? My name
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  Speaker 1: is Jose. I'm on a radio truck called Brick and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. This is a phone tap. It's
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  Speaker 1: a prank. Was Kate your wife set you up for
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  Speaker 1: all of this? Oh my god, I have reached through
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  Speaker 1: the phone when you said someone about getting in the
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  Speaker 1: box with my wife. Hey, in my defense, I'll get
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  Speaker 1: in a box with just about anyone at this point, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: even you brother. You were about to get boxed. And
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  Speaker 1: for my next drink, I'm gonna catch your hands the
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  Speaker 1: week of every morning with phone taps weekday mornings. On
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,