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Phone Tap: Rolando's Interrupting Maid · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: think our audience knows we get a lot of requests
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Speaker 1: to do phone taps, I mean time every day, and
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Speaker 1: one of the more popular suggestions is from people who
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Speaker 1: want to set up their single friend with a weirdo date. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: It's just like kind of easy, right, Yeah, you're gonna
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Speaker 1: die alone? Yeah, oh wait, that's not the job. Right now.
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Speaker 1: We have a backlog of women who've requested Jose's phone
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Speaker 1: tap character Rolando, Yeah, the smooth talking Latin lover to
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Speaker 1: ask their friend out on a date. Yeah, yeah, ladies, Rodo.
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Speaker 1: I had an older lady approached me the other day.
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Speaker 1: Let go, Oh my god, will you please talk to
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Speaker 1: me in Rolando's voice, like, Oh, it's so cute. So
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Speaker 1: we're trying to get to him and let's do the
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Speaker 1: first of what's probably many to come of Jose as
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Speaker 1: Rolando in your brand new phone tap right now the twenties. Hello,
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Speaker 1: Hello is days Jenny Fair. This is Jennifer. Who is this?
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Speaker 1: Hello George? Friend Stephanie gave me your number, told me
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Speaker 1: to call you. Oh okay, yeah, this is Roland. Right.
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Speaker 1: Sometimes I go by Roland, but if I am being honest,
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Speaker 1: it is only for the women who I do not
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Speaker 1: find this sexy as you. Joe can call me Rolando. Okay. Anyways,
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Speaker 1: we should definitely spend some time together, maybe get some wine,
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Speaker 1: perhaps some egg tsairs. Um, I'm sorry what is that?
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Speaker 1: What do you want to get? Egg day? Sir? They
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Speaker 1: are like appetizers with eggs. It is a natural aphrodisiac. Okay,
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Speaker 1: I've never heard of that before. Oh, j dinner's ready.
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Speaker 1: I will be right down. Okay, okay, please shut the door.
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Speaker 1: I am conducting business. What um so, where where are we? Oh? Yes?
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Speaker 1: Egg dacers? No? Who was that? I mean, who was that?
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Speaker 1: Who was who? That woman in the background? Who is
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Speaker 1: calling you? Honey? Oh? That was my my cleaning lady.
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Speaker 1: Your cleaning lady calls you, honey. This is a how
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Speaker 1: do you say a Latino thing? Do you know? Um?
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Speaker 1: I don't know if I feel comfortable with hockey to
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Speaker 1: you if you're involved with somebody else, No me a more. Please?
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Speaker 1: Do you think I am some sort of machismo player
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Speaker 1: who would call you in my home? Well, my wife
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Speaker 1: is making dinner downstairs and taking care of the four
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Speaker 1: of my children. What who do you think I am?
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Speaker 1: What is going on? Of all of my friends? I
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Speaker 1: am the most trustworthy man that I are. You coming
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Speaker 1: down for chase? Chase? I will be there. Please one
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Speaker 1: and leave me one second of piece to myself? Are
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Speaker 1: you serious right now? Like you want me to believe
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Speaker 1: that's your cleaning lady. I cross my heart and I
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Speaker 1: hope to die. She as my cleaning lady. But if
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Speaker 1: that sounds impossible, would you believe me if I told
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Speaker 1: you she was my mother? Because I just thought of that.
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Okay, maybe more believable. Look, I don't
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Speaker 1: trust you. I've met then like you before. You sound
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Speaker 1: like a pig. I'm a big That reminds me of
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Speaker 1: a funny joke. What do you get when you pick
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Speaker 1: a big nose? I'm boogears. Okay, Look, I'm actually not
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Speaker 1: really not into this and I can't believe that you
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Speaker 1: liked my friend Stephanie and told her that you were single, Like,
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Speaker 1: obviously you're playing in the field. Oh, how rude of
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Speaker 1: you to do that in another room while you're a
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Speaker 1: woman's downstairs cooking your dinner, like your scumbag. I since
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Speaker 1: you are angry, it sounds like a bunch of eyes.
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Speaker 1: Like I must say, I admire your page. But as
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Speaker 1: they say, do not cover a book with the judgment,
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Speaker 1: for the cover will be the one who is judged
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Speaker 1: by the book. What I think. I have no idea
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Speaker 1: what you're trying to say. Okay, look, I will admit
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Speaker 1: you have caught me in a lie. Obviously money are
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Speaker 1: you done pranks yet? Please do not listen to her.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, she is jealous of the prank phone call.
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Speaker 1: What the hell is happening. She's the one who wanted
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Speaker 1: to do Rolando's voice, but she is not very good
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Speaker 1: at it. Might ride I am Rolando. This is what
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Speaker 1: is going on? Seriously, Actually, Jose not Rolando, and that's Brooke. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: also not Rolando. We're I'm Brooke and Jeffrey. In the morning,
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Speaker 1: we're doing a phone tap on you. Your friend Stephanie
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Speaker 1: hit us up. She said, you want to play a
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Speaker 1: joke on you? You've been single for a while, and
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Speaker 1: oh my god, keep matching up with super lame guys apparently,
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Speaker 1: so that's why Rolando had to call you. Rolando number two.
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Speaker 1: Let me to say he's not the worst of all
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Speaker 1: these recently. Well, I'll tell you right now, he can
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Speaker 1: definitely handle two women at one time. I am fine, shehrry.
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Speaker 1: In fact, you can just have him. The week of
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Speaker 1: every morning was weekday mornings on the twenties,