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Phone Tap: The Nature Suite · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: your phone tappen. Today, we call a guy who's taken
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  Speaker 1: his girlfriend on their first big couples vacation to beautiful Acapulco.
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  Speaker 1: Thing he doesn't know is that he's about to get
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  Speaker 1: upgraded from the regular suite that he booked to an
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  Speaker 1: exclusive deluxe experience that we call the Nature Suite. It
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  Speaker 1: does sound fancy, but it's pretty much a small patch
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  Speaker 1: of grass. You're one of the hotel parking. Hopefully we
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  Speaker 1: can sell him on it without giving away exactly what
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  Speaker 1: it is. That's gonna be Jose's job. We'll see how
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  Speaker 1: he does in your phone. Tap right now. Another morning
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  Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Holy penia coladas and spicy enchiladas. It's
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  Speaker 1: this Garrett. It is yeah, who is this all? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: This is Raymond from the Hotel and Spa in sunny Acapulco.
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  Speaker 1: How are you today, I'm doing. Okay, what's uh? What's up?
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  Speaker 1: I see that you have a reservation to stay with
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  Speaker 1: us next weekend, and we are so excited to have
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  Speaker 1: you at the resort. But there's a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: an issue, a poquito problem. That's that's Spanish. If you
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  Speaker 1: didn't know, Yeah, I know, what's what's the issue? Well,
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  Speaker 1: your suite was double booked by our front desk man, Gilberto,
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  Speaker 1: that guy. I mean, okay, it's hard to get good
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  Speaker 1: workers these days. You know what I'm saying. What does
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  Speaker 1: this have to do with me? Well, I'm calling because
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  Speaker 1: I actually have good news. I have been fully authorized
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  Speaker 1: to upgrade your room free of charge. Oh really, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're up creating us from a suite to something better
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  Speaker 1: than a sweet. We are moving you to our deluxe
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  Speaker 1: nature sweet. Oh right, okay, can you can you tell
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  Speaker 1: me about it? Pete Davidson stayed there twice after he
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  Speaker 1: was broken up with very twice, both pretty recently. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but what about the room. I don't I don't care
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  Speaker 1: if you stayed there. Hold on there, amigo, Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't want to give away all
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  Speaker 1: the surprises, right, Okay, but can you tell me doesn't
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  Speaker 1: have a view of the ocean, because that's what I requested.
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  Speaker 1: What I can say is water will be everywhere, especially
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  Speaker 1: at night when the sprinklers come on. It's just that's
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  Speaker 1: the sound of nature at its finest. Wait, sprinklers aren't sprinklers,
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  Speaker 1: aren't nature? What do you mean sprinklers? Is this on
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  Speaker 1: the ground floor? I wouldn't say ground floor, I would
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  Speaker 1: say more green floor. What is that? What is green floor?
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean? Oh? Green? Because the flooring it's
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  Speaker 1: it's a very natural aesthetic. Okay, I could say the
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  Speaker 1: way you were describing this makes it sound like the worst. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: do you know the rapper four chains? Yeah? No way,
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  Speaker 1: I know two chains. I don't know. Well, then you
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  Speaker 1: know four chains because that's his cousin. What about him,
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  Speaker 1: Well he has double the chains. Oh and he also
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  Speaker 1: he rents the nature sweet buy the hour when he's here,
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  Speaker 1: and he brings yeah, like a motel room. It's mainly
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  Speaker 1: when he brings back very classy women from our local discotheca.
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  Speaker 1: So you're a very exclusive company, you know what. I'm
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  Speaker 1: having a really hard time picturing this. Imagine sleeping beneath
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  Speaker 1: the stars on a private grass patch right next to
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  Speaker 1: parking lot four f Wow, what it's our nicest parking lot? Sir?
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  Speaker 1: Are you telling me that I'm sleeping outside? I'm not
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  Speaker 1: even in the hotel. We'll even provide you with mosquito
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  Speaker 1: repellent complimentary. By the way, I'm not doing I'm not
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  Speaker 1: sleeping outside. You don't have to give me a mosquito repellent.
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  Speaker 1: Were sleeping inside? Did I mention Pete Davidson has stayed
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  Speaker 1: there two times. I don't want to sleep on an
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  Speaker 1: air mattress that Pete Davidson slept on. Well, he wasn't
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  Speaker 1: sleeping if you know what I'm saying. Stop about Pete Davidson.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about him. He's a store of pothead.
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  Speaker 1: All right, give me the manager. My manager is just
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  Speaker 1: going to tell you that this is a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: So if you would like, I can say that now,
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  Speaker 1: or I can get them on the line. Yeah, prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call from Muca Poco. Well, I'm actually not Nuca Poco.
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  Speaker 1: I'm at a radio station. Because this is Eliza from
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you, buddy. I thought I was sleeping outside.
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  Speaker 1: You had I was so angry. No, your reservations find
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  Speaker 1: your sister. Caitlin set you up. She said you're taking
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend on an exotic vacation and she wanted us
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  Speaker 1: to mess with you. There's four teams a real yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I bet he's actually currently in the nature suite for
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  Speaker 1: the next ten minutes until he's done with this, you know,
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  Speaker 1: classy discotheque ladies minutes. That's pretty good. Hey, that's my
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