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Phone Tap PODCAST: Raging Narcoleptic · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's another jubil on the twenties. Hello, Hi is Karina there?
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  Speaker 1: This is her. Hey, this is Seth. I'm a friend
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  Speaker 1: of Chelsea's. She said to give you a call. Oh hey, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: how's it going good? How are you? I'm good. So
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if Chelsea told you much about me.
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  Speaker 1: I just moved here and she was like, oh, you
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  Speaker 1: should call my friend. You guys should totally hang out.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, I need to tell me a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: So I was like, yeah, that's cool. Nice. Um, so, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what do you think about, like maybe next Tuesday get together? Um? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I think that'd be great. I don't I
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  Speaker 1: don't think I have any plans. Sweet, okay, yes it works.
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  Speaker 1: I'm kind of new here, you know, so I don't
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  Speaker 1: really know any good places to go. If you have
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  Speaker 1: any suggestion, Um, we could, like I don't know, meet
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  Speaker 1: up and get a drink for something. Oh well, actually,
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  Speaker 1: if we could just stay away from anywhere that has alcohol,
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  Speaker 1: probably best for me. Oh okay, yeah, I mean weird
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  Speaker 1: things happen when I drink, So that's I mean, that's
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  Speaker 1: one that's one of the reasons I moved here. Um, okay, Like,
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  Speaker 1: like what what happens. Oh, just craziness. I don't really
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  Speaker 1: want we could talk about it on our first date. There,
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  Speaker 1: that's like a teaser. How about that. It's like a
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  Speaker 1: teaser for when we actually hang out. Okay, so yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if there's anything else that you could think of that
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  Speaker 1: we could do because we could eat. You want to
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  Speaker 1: get some meat? Yeah, sure, that'd be awesome. Do you
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  Speaker 1: know any Do you know of any restaurants that let
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  Speaker 1: you bring your own meat? It let you bring your
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  Speaker 1: own meat, like your own like chicken or like beef
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  Speaker 1: or something. Yeah? Are you serious? Yeah? Because I cure
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  Speaker 1: my own meat at my house, so I only I
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  Speaker 1: only eat meat that I've slaughtered. I don't trust restaurant meat.
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  Speaker 1: So you actually kill your own food. Yeah, but it's
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  Speaker 1: not it's not inhumane. I don't use any sort of
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  Speaker 1: tools or anything else. I just do it by hand.
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah? Okay? Um? So I mean we
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  Speaker 1: could do something else though, Uh yeah, what kind of
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  Speaker 1: stuff do you like to do? Well? The only thing
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  Speaker 1: I can think of, Um, would I guess b to
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  Speaker 1: see a movie? Maybe? Oh god, I want to do
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  Speaker 1: that so bad. This is gonna sound ridiculous, but I
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  Speaker 1: have a small issue with movies. What I'm what they
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  Speaker 1: call a raging narc eleptic. Like you like fall asleep,
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  Speaker 1: right right, But a raging narcileptic is a little different.
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  Speaker 1: So if it gets dark in the theater, I'll fall
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  Speaker 1: asleep and then I'm just going to freak out, you know. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's really it's really awkward. The last time I went
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  Speaker 1: to the movies, I woke up and I was choking
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  Speaker 1: somebody out at Avatar. Are you kidding me about seeing Avatar? No,
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  Speaker 1: about like actually doing that to somebody. Oh, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know I was doing it. Like I said, I'm a
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  Speaker 1: raging narcoleptic. I fell asleep and then had a night terror.
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  Speaker 1: I thought the person next to me was a bat
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  Speaker 1: who was attacking me. Woke up and you know, in
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  Speaker 1: my sleep must have grabbed him in anyway, I woke up.
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  Speaker 1: It was off. It was fine. They understood after I
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  Speaker 1: explained everything. You know what, I don't know. Maybe the
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  Speaker 1: two of us would like, I don't know, you know what, hey,
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  Speaker 1: not to make things awkward. Okay, Um, the whole phone
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  Speaker 1: conversation has But what well, I mean, it's always awkward
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  Speaker 1: when you meet somebody for the first time right, Well, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I know what we can do since none of
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  Speaker 1: those will work. What it? Excuse me? Yeah, let's just
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  Speaker 1: have I don't have any issues with that, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Who is this really? This is Seth McElroy. How are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? No, it's not. Who is this really? This
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  Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil In the morning,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Oh what, it's a prank phone call. Your
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  Speaker 1: friend Chelsea set you up, kidding me. She said that
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  Speaker 1: you've been trying to find dates lately and she was
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  Speaker 1: gonna hook you up with somebody's special. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: you're a fight. There is weak up every morning with Jel.
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  Speaker 1: Phone taps on the twenty shot something like me here
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  Speaker 1: and again up and notice you reflected out of mind.
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  Speaker 1: If you ever feel