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Phone Tap: Peter Pianist · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: have a kid, and Brooke knows this, you gotta communicate
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  Speaker 1: with each other as parents to be on the same page. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: kids will take over, right. Yeah, Well, today we call
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  Speaker 1: a lady who's furious at her husband because he found
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  Speaker 1: a flyer on some random telephone poll that said piano lessons.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't think, he didn't ask any permission, He just
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  Speaker 1: signed their daughter up and shelled out four hundred bucks
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  Speaker 1: to do. Now, at least that's what he told his
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  Speaker 1: wife he did. Yeah, so obviously she freaked out and
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  Speaker 1: emailed the instructor and she's finally going to get her
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  Speaker 1: questions answer, or will she because it is a phone
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  Speaker 1: tapp after all, we're doing it right now on the
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  Speaker 1: twenties clue, Hi is this Jamie, I'm speaking? This is
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  Speaker 1: Peter Panist. I'm scheduled to teach your daughter Addison a
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  Speaker 1: little beginner piano on Thursday. Oh yeah, you emailed me.
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  Speaker 1: Remember yes, my husband just I guess he saw your
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  Speaker 1: You had a flyer up on a street sign or something,
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  Speaker 1: and that's me all over the city. He just he
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  Speaker 1: didn't check with me first, and he should have, and
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  Speaker 1: so I just had some questions. Go ahead and shoot
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  Speaker 1: whatever questions you have, Peter Panis will answer for you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. So I'd like to know a little bit
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  Speaker 1: about your background. Are you clapp women? Excuse me? Hold on,
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  Speaker 1: I just need to me, sir, Peter what I just
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  Speaker 1: need to finish this bar? No? No, no, no, no no.
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  Speaker 1: Are you teaching someone right now? No? Listen, No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: actually hold on. Sorry. Do you get distracted easily? No,
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  Speaker 1: you get distracted. This is distracting. Listen. I a nice okay. Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: As an artist, it's always playing in my head. I
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  Speaker 1: said to get it out. Let the music flow through me,
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  Speaker 1: right through my fingers. Listen. I would appreciate it if
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  Speaker 1: you don't do that again. Let's just have a very
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  Speaker 1: quick conversation. I let me just ask the questions and
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  Speaker 1: then you can answer, and then that's it. Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: you have my complete attention, My apologies, thank you. Wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. I'm being
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  Speaker 1: serious right now. This isn't funny. I'm not playing then what? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: I am, but hold on, I'm almost done. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I'm starty interrupt you. But do you know how fast
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  Speaker 1: my fingers are moving and I'm talking? That's fine. I
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  Speaker 1: really want to know about you. Are you classically trained?
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  Speaker 1: I want to know about your background, how long you've studied.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing's as classic as Chopsticks. Did that answer your question? No,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't. I didn't hear any applause or you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know that's very typical in an orchestra or a
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  Speaker 1: symphony to applause after a performance. You expect me to
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  Speaker 1: applaud you when you've interrupted our conversation with while I
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  Speaker 1: was playing a perfect rendition of Chopsticks. I mean, your
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  Speaker 1: daughter's in great hands or I guess you could say
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  Speaker 1: great fingers to me right now. That's a piano joke
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  Speaker 1: from a professional penist. That was rude, It was inconsiderate,
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  Speaker 1: and I never want to hear that song again. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: I definitely no more Chopsticks. I agree, you're probably looking
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  Speaker 1: for something more contemporary. How's this huh? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: ray way better than chopsticks. Man. This takes you back
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  Speaker 1: to community college when I used to play the keyboard
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  Speaker 1: in the parking lot for spare change. Right now, first
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  Speaker 1: time I got an STD actually many sense, but thankfully
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  Speaker 1: all curable. All right. I would hang up on you,
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  Speaker 1: but my husband already paid you, So let's just figure
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  Speaker 1: this out. Oh, no refunds. Sorry, no refunds. Never refund
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's part of the song. You're early idiot. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, did you want to request something else? Is
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  Speaker 1: that's the problem. I wasn't paying Attention's not going to
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  Speaker 1: study with you. No, she's not. Because I'm a radio personality.
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  Speaker 1: This is a prank phone. Yeah, I get it. I
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  Speaker 1: get it. You're you're multi talented. No, I get it. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm Jose for the radio Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: and you're on the show show right now. Hey, are
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  Speaker 1: you serious? I was playing a recording the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even buy a piano. I'm in the studio.
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  Speaker 1: Your husband set you up. You had me so upset. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you sound a little uptight. Okay, Jamie, and I know
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  Speaker 1: the solution to that Peter Panis on the piano. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's how you get up to smile. Here's the razzle devil.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like you. You're just jealous because I'm better. I
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  Speaker 1: don't like No. Okay, fine, I'm gonna go back to
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  Speaker 1: chopsticks from now on. How's that? No? No, I never
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  Speaker 1: want to hear chopsticks again for the rest of my life.
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