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Phone Tap: Hotels Just Want To Have Pun · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: A woman went on a trip with her boyfriend and
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  Speaker 2: she was not happy when she got home. The reason
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  Speaker 2: she realized she left a personal item in their hotel
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  Speaker 2: room and she is desperately hoping the maid service didn't
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  Speaker 2: throw it out or take it or whatever. Luckily, we
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  Speaker 2: have just the person to help her with this issue.
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  Speaker 2: The happiest, most pleasant, positive guy I know our resident
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  Speaker 2: hotel manager, josel And you know he likes to get
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  Speaker 2: through stressful situations by making people laugh. And we all
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  Speaker 2: know the best laughs, of course, are from puns. Here
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  Speaker 2: it comes, it's your phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 3: The Hello, how was your trip? Was it off the train?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, my name is Michael. I'm actually calling you
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  Speaker 3: from hotels you recently stayed with us? Is that correct?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: So, Julia, how was your trip? Was it off the train?
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  Speaker 3: Get it?
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  Speaker 2: Instead of saying.
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  Speaker 3: Chane because you were traveling. Okay, I mean, I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: it's funny.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny even.
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  Speaker 3: Did it again?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm sorry. Listen, I got a message on my
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  Speaker 3: desk that you left a bag here, a personal item,
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  Speaker 3: and you wanted us to look for it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I did.
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  Speaker 1: I left my makeup bag there, a makeup bag.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, let me write that down. So I'm
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  Speaker 3: you know, I just just trying to cheer you up.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure you miss your bag. Yeah, I mean there's
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  Speaker 3: extensive stuff in there. Okay, I'm gonna have Johnny look
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  Speaker 3: in the back for it. But while he's doing that,
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  Speaker 3: let me do a quick survey with you about the hotel.
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  Speaker 1: That's okay, I have to well, it.
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  Speaker 3: Won't take long, trust me, And it's way better than
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  Speaker 3: the whole music, you know, bird?
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  Speaker 2: All right, we don't really have farts.
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  Speaker 3: But I just want to get my bag back.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to got it.
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  Speaker 3: Got it? This would be super quick. First question, how
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  Speaker 3: did your cell phone work in the room?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: You know, like, did you have to go downstairs because
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  Speaker 3: they had reception there?
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  Speaker 1: I had in the room.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, you don't get it.
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  Speaker 3: Reception lobby, it's a pond.
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  Speaker 2: It's another snuck it in on you.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Is this real survey?
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand. Yes, it absolutely is.
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  Speaker 3: Next question, when you were here, did you notice the
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  Speaker 3: Instagram conference going on?
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  Speaker 2: I know, No I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, okay, I'll write that. Yeah, that makes sense because
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  Speaker 3: you you would have seen the signs directing you. It
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  Speaker 3: would have said follow me.
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  Speaker 2: Wait for you to get it like this.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it is, it is. It's another pun Instagram follow me.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like your personal comedy hour or something.
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  Speaker 3: I just want to get my freaking makeup bag. No,
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  Speaker 3: they're still looking for it. But first, did you notice
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  Speaker 3: any sounds coming from the pipes when you use the restroom?
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  Speaker 3: Better be a dumb pun again, I swear to god. No,
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  Speaker 3: I'm only asking the question because recently our plumbing system
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  Speaker 3: went on strike. It wouldn't pipe down until it was
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  Speaker 3: treated with respect.
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  Speaker 2: All right, this is scary, advocated. I don't care about
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  Speaker 2: these times. I just want my freaking big pipe down.
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  Speaker 3: No, not you piped out. I'm talking about the joke.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Look, you're wasting my time here.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you just email me? If you find my bag,
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  Speaker 3: because I don't want to do this anymore. Absolutely, we
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  Speaker 3: could email you currently ours is in therapy. What Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: our email had attachment issues. Wow, extremely unprofessional attachment.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I heard you and it was really stupid, really.
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  Speaker 3: Stupid, so stupid, just like your boyfriend Tony. Let me say,
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  Speaker 3: he loves loves stupid jokes.
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  Speaker 1: What does he have to.
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  Speaker 3: Do with this?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you bringing up my boyfriend?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Tony's the one who set you up for this
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  Speaker 3: prank phone call. This is actually Jose from Brick and
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Tony wanted us to prank you and
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  Speaker 3: tell you that you're his butter half. Get it, butter
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  Speaker 3: is it funny when I explain it? But hopefully this
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  Speaker 3: call made you blush. You know it's funny not you.
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  Speaker 3: Hopefully we didn't mas scare you. I just I'm pretty
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  Speaker 3: sure she hung out. I'm pretty sure she hung on
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with sphone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning